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Harpy
8th February 16, 06:21 AM
I had a good Monday at work and on my 25 minute drive home (peak hour) something didn't feel right as I set off. My head was cloudy and I kept checking my side mirrors and even had to turn off the radio feeling like I might hit another car. Ten minutes into the journey the car right in front of me rear ended the one in front, I was able to see it all unfold like time slowed down. I was able to react immediately and in a relaxed manner, slowing down without causing a crash behind me as well. Thankfully I've never witnessed an accident but was a little shaken afterwards (no one was injured in any serious way) but also a little spooked at how it unfolded. Jesus...are you there?

Pie of Hate
8th February 16, 08:36 AM
Allah who baconroll!!!

NoBowie
8th February 16, 12:30 PM
If you were in a german car you could have handled things at normal speeds.

MerkinMuffly
8th February 16, 12:49 PM
Jesus...are you there?

Yes, I'm here. Next week I cloud resolve's head and won't bother saving him at the last second.

Üser Friendly
8th February 16, 02:21 PM
Perhaps the cigarette fumes are getting to you Lilski

Glad you're not dead

Feryk
8th February 16, 02:24 PM
Glad you are ok. Your insurance company thanks you for refraining from distracted driving.

Perhaps you are psychic? Or maybe aliens have been experimenting on you, leaving you with residual powers? Perhaps your spirit animal guided you on that day. I always thought yours would be an albatross.

Harpy
8th February 16, 03:27 PM
I think I was more alert. Since the school term started last week there has been an increase in accidents on the traffic reports (or at least I perceived it as such). Most likely that was at the back of my mind and heightened my awareness.

MerkinMuffly
8th February 16, 08:40 PM
You'll be sorry you neg-repped the Son Of Man.
I just gave you brain cancer.

Harpy
8th February 16, 10:21 PM
The joke is on you. I don't have a brain.

MerkinMuffly
9th February 16, 12:08 AM
Not a functioning one anyway.

Harpy
9th February 16, 12:26 AM
It is as you willed it Father.

Feryk
9th February 16, 02:57 PM
So, Lily sees Reese as a father figure? Damn.

MerkinMuffly
9th February 16, 03:00 PM
Daddy knows what little girls crave.

Feryk
9th February 16, 03:04 PM
Lily craves ice cream and a solid spanking to work away the guilt.

Harpy
9th February 16, 04:49 PM
No I meant Father as in God. The thread title should help you with context.

NiD (whether he liked it or not) is my forum father figure.

MerkinMuffly
9th February 16, 07:14 PM
WHERE IS YOUR NID NOW?

MerkinMuffly
9th February 16, 07:15 PM
Probably having sex with your siblings.

Harpy
9th February 16, 08:05 PM
No, dad NiD is totally above board.

MerkinMuffly
9th February 16, 10:41 PM
You poor naive girl.