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Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd February 16, 04:49 PM
Yep that's right its the Ted Cruz thread...

http://i.giphy.com/l2JI9hJjzH1VjJxS0.gif

ALLAHU AKBAR!!

Harpy
3rd February 16, 08:09 PM
Is he an illegal immigrant?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th February 16, 05:03 AM
Anchor baby.

NoBowie
4th February 16, 07:55 AM
That girl is hot. I would try to smooch her too.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th February 16, 08:12 AM
Your kinda candidate eh?

Üser Friendly
4th February 16, 08:51 AM
That girl is hot. I would try to smooch her too.

I expect she'd be just as repelled by your shit breathed advances as she was by Cruz's

That guy is creepy

Feryk
4th February 16, 02:15 PM
You have no idea. His real creepy factor is yet to show itself.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th February 16, 04:40 PM
His dad sounds proper bonkers!

resolve
4th February 16, 07:59 PM
That's his pre-teen daughter giving a "don't kiss me in public!" stink.

And he's all like "smile for the cameras sweetie it'll make daddy look good!" and she's all like "Do not want to!"

MerkinMuffly
4th February 16, 10:08 PM
That's his pre-teen daughter giving a "don't kiss me in public!" stink.

And he's all like "smile for the cameras sweetie it'll make daddy look good!" and she's all like "Do not want to!"

Wow, Glad you could stop by and share your truly mesmerizing and insightful in-depth breakdown of that which was not a patently obvious interaction.

Harpy
4th February 16, 11:19 PM
^^ that

Üser Friendly
5th February 16, 01:13 AM
He still has a creepy peado face

MerkinMuffly
5th February 16, 01:18 AM
Reminds you of papa?

Üser Friendly
5th February 16, 08:35 AM
I never met your dad

Was he a peado?

MerkinMuffly
5th February 16, 02:27 PM
I never met your dad

Was he a peado?

You really gotta do something about those voices in your head.

Üser Friendly
5th February 16, 03:20 PM
Is that what your dad said?

he seems like a reasonable guy

Robot Jesus
7th February 16, 11:16 AM
I live three blocks away from where he was born.

Üser Friendly
8th February 16, 03:45 AM
Did he touch you inappropriately?

Feryk
8th February 16, 01:53 PM
He doesn't haunt the place. He's Americas problem now.

Please deal with him appropriately.