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Feryk
15th July 15, 03:10 PM
Apparently we are the most admired nation in the world. Sorry, I know that might make some other countries feel a little awkward.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-ranked-as-most-admired-country-in-the-world-report-1.2470040

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
15th July 15, 03:20 PM
They obviously haven't been there during the winter.

Pie of Hate
15th July 15, 03:33 PM
They obviously just haven't been there.

Feryk
15th July 15, 03:34 PM
My God are you a big baby! And you were in Toronto, FFS! It's one of the warmer cities. Shit, they call in the military if they get too much snow.

Feryk
15th July 15, 03:43 PM
You don't get it. This is the part where you express your admiration and wish you could be like us.

nihilist
15th July 15, 03:58 PM
"most admired" means they wish they could freeload off the greatest country in the world the way Soviet Canuckistan does.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
15th July 15, 04:17 PM
Actually I did like some things about Toronto but there were a lot of annoying things as well. That whole alcohol bullshit thing they have going on for instance.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th July 15, 04:17 PM
The Reputation Institute?

lawlz (http://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Reputation-Institute-Reviews-E359893.htm)

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 01:23 AM
Apparently we are the most admired nation in the world. Sorry, I know that might make some other countries feel a little awkward.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-ranked-as-most-admired-country-in-the-world-report-1.2470040

Only because every one just thinks you're American

OZZ
16th July 15, 12:14 PM
They obviously haven't been there during the winter.

Real Canadians embrace the winter.
Outdoor ice hockey, snow shoeing, ice sculpture festivals..excuse to drink whiskey on a semi-regular basis since you have to shovel snow.
Only pussies whine about winter.

Feryk
16th July 15, 12:22 PM
Wow. Well, I have to admit as a Canadian, I AM feeling the admiration from you fellas.

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 12:35 PM
I could live in Canada

Feryk
16th July 15, 01:06 PM
You could. And have a farm 10x the size you have now. And it would still be small by our standards.

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 01:52 PM
Sign me up!

Feryk
16th July 15, 01:57 PM
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/e-services/index.asp

We've got room. Come see for yourself.

https://www.realagriculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/combines_panorama.jpg

Syntactical Disruptorize
16th July 15, 02:14 PM
Real Canadians embrace the winter.
Outdoor ice hockey, snow shoeing, ice sculpture festivals..excuse to drink whiskey on a semi-regular basis since you have to shovel snow.
Only pussies whine about winter.
Fuck yeah. I miss Minneapolis winters. They drive out the fucking Californians.

Feryk
16th July 15, 02:31 PM
Colds kill viruses and bacteria. So yeah, Californians have no chance.

Spade: The Real Snake
16th July 15, 07:12 PM
Real Canadians embrace the winter.
Outdoor ice hockey, snow shoeing, ice sculpture festivals..excuse to drink whiskey on a semi-regular basis since you have to shovel snow.
Only pussies whine about winter.
We say that about the heat with Canucklestanian snowbird pussies.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
17th July 15, 04:27 AM
You could. And have a farm 10x the size you have now. And it would still be small by our standards.

Which will be covered in snow 2/3 of the year.

Pie of Hate
17th July 15, 09:14 AM
He could grow Penguins!

Make a change from chicken fucking.

Feryk
17th July 15, 10:23 AM
Which will be covered in snow 2/3 of the year.

Why do you think we are pro Global Warming?

OZZ
17th July 15, 05:09 PM
We say that about the heat with Canucklestanian snowbird pussies.

Snowbirds are pussies who can't handle Canadian winters and whine about shoveling snow.
That's why they are snowbirds - they are pussies.

OZZ
17th July 15, 05:11 PM
Which will be covered in snow 2/3 of the year.

Not if he can afford land in lower BC. or Vancouver Island.

OZZ
17th July 15, 05:18 PM
How exactly does one embrace the heat ?
Jump in a pool or sit in air-conditioned comfort ?
We have our first heat alert coming up this weekend.
And we get real heat, extreme humidity; not easy-ass dry heat like you pussies in Arizona.

Spade: The Real Snake
17th July 15, 05:46 PM
How exactly does one embrace the heat ?
By not being a pussy

And we get real heat, extreme humidity; not easy-ass dry heat like you pussies in Arizona.
You mean the heat that kills?
The kind where you sweat without getting wet so you can't tell you're sweating?
Yeah, pussy shit

Üser Friendly
18th July 15, 06:22 AM
So in short, Canadian birds are pussies

This place keeps getting better and better

OZZ
18th July 15, 12:47 PM
Snowbirds are pussies who head for the south when times get rough.
Because its easier down there.

Üser Friendly
18th July 15, 01:13 PM
It was a bestiality joke OZZ

Am I too subtle to emigrate to Canada?

Spade: The Real Snake
18th July 15, 01:15 PM
Snowbirds are pussies who head for the south when times get rough.
Because its easier down there.
You mean they head back North in summer cuz they aren't strong enough to hang?
Yes.

Üser Friendly
18th July 15, 01:18 PM
https://www.google.ie/search?q=face+palm&client=ubuntu&hs=piY&channel=fs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMI3dG8h6XlxgIVqgXbCh36UQl3&biw=1360&bih=597

Feryk
20th July 15, 10:40 AM
It was a bestiality joke OZZ

Am I too subtle to emigrate to Canada?

Of all the reasons you will have trouble emigrating, subtlety isn't one of them.

Üser Friendly
20th July 15, 10:47 AM
It was a bestiality joke OZZ

Am I too subtle to emigrate to Canada eh?

Better?

Feryk
20th July 15, 10:49 AM
Not even a little.

Üser Friendly
20th July 15, 10:54 AM
You guys are too choosy

Feryk
20th July 15, 10:57 AM
We love our country. We consider ourselves very inclusive.



Except for you, sheepfucker.

Üser Friendly
20th July 15, 11:07 AM
You're thinking of Dr Sheep Fucker

I'm goats

Feryk
20th July 15, 11:49 AM
Right, sorry.

My Ba-a-a-a-d.

Üser Friendly
20th July 15, 12:02 PM
You are welcome pudgy old man

Feryk
21st July 15, 11:22 AM
How old are you, exactly?

Üser Friendly
21st July 15, 11:57 AM
How old do i look in my SVELTE!y

Feryk
21st July 15, 02:54 PM
Well, that's the thing. Physically, you look in pretty good shape (hole digging suits you), but the face? Dude....

You are a one man case for sunscreen.

Üser Friendly
21st July 15, 04:19 PM
It's the rugged look

The bitches be loving it

Feryk
21st July 15, 04:59 PM
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130304130541/darksouls/images/d/d5/Hollow_male.jpg

Bitch better be a Walking Dead fan then.

nihilist
21st July 15, 09:36 PM
Doofa doesn't look a day over 60.

Spade: The Real Snake
21st July 15, 10:31 PM
Doofa doesn't look a pound over 60.

OZZ
22nd July 15, 10:12 AM
You mean they head back North in summer cuz they aren't strong enough to hang?
Yes.

No , they head south cuz they aren't tough enough to handle to cold and snow.
Then they come back to their Muskoka cottages and boats.
btw our summers here are fucking hot. Humidity is a lot harder to deal with than you know and we get plenty of heat warnings annually.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 15, 11:04 AM
No , they head south cuz they aren't DUMB enough to handle to cold and snow.
THere....that makes sense.


Then they come back to their Muskoka cottages and boats.
Yes, because there is no "lake" in Lake Havasu.
I think you justified the above fix.


btw our summers here are fucking hot. Humidity is a lot harder to deal with than you know and we get plenty of heat warnings annually.
Yes. We in Arizona, whom have experienced Monsoon Season, understand this. 120 F + 80% Humidity = No Faggoty Canucklestanisns

Üser Friendly
22nd July 15, 11:54 AM
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130304130541/darksouls/images/d/d5/Hollow_male.jpg

Bitch better be a Walking Dead fan then.

That's you in the middle isn't it

http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/feminist-karate.jpg

Feryk
22nd July 15, 12:22 PM
THere....that makes sense.


Yes, because there is no "lake" in Lake Havasu.
I think you justified the above fix.


Yes. We in Arizona, whom have experienced Monsoon Season, understand this. 120 F + 80% Humidity = No Faggoty Canucklestanisns

Isn't Havasu a man made monstrosity? And one of the ONLY lakes in Arizona? And isn't it drying up?

Don't try to compare it to Lake Country (literally the region Ozz referenced is named that). We literally have tens of thousands of lakes up here.

Pie of Hate
22nd July 15, 02:11 PM
Canuklestan - 1

Arizona - 0

It's not even half time folks! Place your bets!

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 15, 02:32 PM
There are 31 lakes in AZ.

Üser Friendly
22nd July 15, 02:42 PM
There were 31 lakes in AZ.

Pie of Hate
22nd July 15, 02:55 PM
Snake: The Real Dust Bowl.

Feryk
22nd July 15, 03:06 PM
Sorry, Snake. Another reason to admire us, I guess. Sorry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_of_Canada

Estimated around 3 million lakes in the country. That's one for every 10 people.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 15, 03:16 PM
Sorry, Snake. Another reason to admire us, I guess. Sorry.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_of_Canada

Estimated around 3 million lakes in the country. That's one for every 10 people.
Yes, let us all revel at the soggy Canucklestanians that choose to live in that frozen shithole.

'Cept when it's too cold and they want to pretend being Americans.

Üser Friendly
22nd July 15, 04:19 PM
It could explain Canuk affinity with Hockey

all those frozen lakes

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
22nd July 15, 04:24 PM
that and they're shit at everything else

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 15, 04:31 PM
It could also explain C-Nux being retarded.
All those frozen lakes.

Üser Friendly
22nd July 15, 04:36 PM
^Someone has lake envy

Feryk
22nd July 15, 05:26 PM
Yes, let us all revel at the soggy Canucklestanians that choose to live in that frozen shithole.

'Cept when it's too cold and they want to pretend being Americans.

You DO realize that a number of Americans come up here during the summer, from Arizona, don't you?

The interior of BC is rife with those fuckers. Can't swing a dead cat, etc.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 15, 07:17 PM
BC isn't really Canada, it's more like a Satanattle suburb.
It's not like they are all wanting to become Newfies or something.

nihilist
22nd July 15, 10:25 PM
There are 31 lakes in AZ.

...or as I like to call them, methpools.

OZZ
23rd July 15, 09:31 PM
THere....that makes sense.


Yes, because there is no "lake" in Lake Havasu.
I think you justified the above fix.


Yes. We in Arizona, whom have experienced Monsoon Season, understand this. 120 F + 80% Humidity = No Faggoty Canucklestanisns

Snake, no matter what you say, you are just a pussy who can't handle the cold/ snow.
Heat is a joke. You hide inside all day with air conditioning.

OZZ
23rd July 15, 09:35 PM
Lake Havasu..lol
More like a muddy pool of water.
We have the GREAT LAKES up here, boy.

Come on up sometime and I will take you and your son to Georgian Bay; loggers bay road leads to my favorite swimming area in the whole country.
I'd like to see the look on your face when you emerge - if you have the guts to jump in.

nihilist
24th July 15, 12:37 AM
Yeah, too bad the US doesn't have great lakes.

Pie of Hate
24th July 15, 03:32 AM
Yeah, too bad the US doesn't have great lakes.

By the sounds of it, the US only has mediocre lakes.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th July 15, 07:58 AM
Snake, no matter what you say, we are just a pussies who can't handle the sun/ heat.
Snow is a joke. You hide inside all day with fire blazing

Spade: The Real Snake
24th July 15, 08:01 AM
Canada Lake:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/28/article-2569841-1BE57A6000000578-717_634x393.jpg

Havasu Lake:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dc/67/fb/dc67fb0f3639f185609d63faae365757.jpg

Check and Mate, faggot.

Enjoy your steelheads.

Üser Friendly
24th July 15, 12:08 PM
Both smell like fish though

Spade: The Real Snake
24th July 15, 12:37 PM
Neither are goats, though