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resolve
14th July 15, 09:55 PM
Todd breaks down and becomes one of the many "speed tourists" who rent a Porsche and die in a fiery crash by the dozens because they were not raised around that kind of speed and that kind of traffic.

Probably trying to do something like this:

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nihilist
14th July 15, 10:01 PM
What's our little liar 'researching' today?

Harpy
15th July 15, 03:43 AM
Can't wait for you to beat a guy who isn't a good sport. Keep the lube close.

Harpy
15th July 15, 03:51 AM
Pizza coated deep fried chicken (KFC Hong Kong)
http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/07/kfc-has-just-invented-a-pizza-and-fried-chicken-hybrid-to-haunt-your-dreams-5283519/

Spade: The Real Snake
15th July 15, 06:48 AM
Is that fucker God talking to you about me crucifix boy?

Don't tell anyone, but I street raced on Monday. Some punk teen in a Mazdaspeed 3 and a flat brimmed hat.

Kicked his ass while sucking down a smoothie at 130 mph or so.

He gave me a thumbs up at the stoplight afterwards.

This was in Hermiston, Oregon. Lots of distance between stoplights.

Anyways, slightly embarassed now, but I would probably do it again.
PoppaNoB is dominating the mean streets of Hermiston, like a Pacific Northwest Dominic Toretta, in his storebought Eurotrash burner.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th July 15, 10:42 AM
**sniff** You say the nicest things.
Please tell me you were wearing your green Kangol.



I want a 'eurotrash burner' bumper sticker now.
I hope next time you race, you lose.
While Melissandre is in the passenger's seat.

Feryk
15th July 15, 10:57 AM
If I had the Kangol, a fruit smoothie, and my pants down around my knees so the redhead could give me an encouraging handjob, I would win every time.

This seems doable. Why have you not pursued this yet, then?

Feryk
15th July 15, 11:26 AM
Meet her somewhere else? Surely she has the means to travel to wherever.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th July 15, 11:38 AM
NoB is a piss-poor sugar daddy.

Feryk
15th July 15, 12:19 PM
A couple of bricks behind the woodshed and doofa can fix that for you. Hell, he'll just use his teeth if necessary.

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 01:28 AM
I'm not adverse to emasculating NoB

nihilist
16th July 15, 02:10 AM
The word you're looking for is averse

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 02:30 AM
Thanks, though your pleasant manner is paverse

nihilist
16th July 15, 03:23 AM
Your ass usually works in reverse

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 07:05 AM
But it does work

Pie of Hate
16th July 15, 07:29 AM
Unless it gets bucket shy.

Üser Friendly
16th July 15, 07:42 AM
that will never happen

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 15, 09:42 AM
I guess we have a winner.

NoBowie
3rd August 15, 11:07 AM
I did 30 minutes of rowing machine today + 3 sets of squats with 2 fifty pound barbels held above my shoulders.

Üser Friendly
3rd August 15, 12:52 PM
^chokes whilst bench pressing on his own, in the cellar

They don't find him for weeks, assuming he is at work

where ever that may be

Feryk
3rd August 15, 11:50 PM
Model Citizen does work - in that he adds value.

NoBowie
4th August 15, 10:32 AM
Todd breaks down and becomes one of the many "speed tourists" who rent a Porsche and die in a fiery crash by the dozens because they were not raised around that kind of speed and that kind of traffic.


I have a friend who bought a Mercedes AMG recently and included with the purchase is a 100 percent discount off of AMG driving academy in Lime Rock Park, CT in September (~$1800 value!) where he will get to drive these fine machines on a real race track with professional drivers as instructors. So jealous!:

http://i.imgur.com/QHfg62d.jpg

Adouglasmhor
4th August 15, 11:16 AM
Can you ask him to do me a favour and see if you can still do a handbrake turn with that foot operated parking brake?

NoBowie
4th August 15, 11:42 AM
Can you ask him to do me a favour and see if you can still do a handbrake turn with that foot operated parking brake?

I can ask, but I think all of this new electronic safety shit prevents operation when moving.

He recently discovered that the car switches to park as soon as he opens the door.

HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO GRAB A SECRET PACKAGE OR A BOMB OR A GUN OFF OF THE ROAD WHEN HE IS INVOLVED IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE IF THE FUCKING CAR PARKS WHENEVER HE OPENS THE DOOR??

He is jonesing for a vehicle without all of that shit.

Adouglasmhor
5th August 15, 12:45 AM
I had to write a procedure for a new pool car in work, which involved me being given a shot of it, it is a leaf, it left me feeling that maybe asking you guys to A bomb them twice back in the 40s wasn't so bad.

You move the automatic shift lever back to go forward and forward to go back.

NoBowie
5th August 15, 10:04 AM
asking you guys to A bomb them twice back in the 40s wasn't so bad.

So we just capitulated to a British request? So we can blame use of nukes on you!!!!??!!

FOR SHAME!!!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th August 15, 05:40 AM
UPDATE: I think NoB will die of sever over reaction.

Harpy
7th August 15, 06:43 AM
He didn't die when he fainted after the stroke at work. He's made of hardy stuff.

NoBowie
1st October 15, 12:28 PM
Crap. That car crash death I hope for isn't looking very likely:

http://i.imgur.com/9hzEPaf.jpg


Can you ask him to do me a favour and see if you can still do a handbrake turn with that foot operated parking brake?

Those cars have enough horsepower to goose it (provided you turn the electric nanny stuff off like stability control, which they make pretty easy to do) and go into a nice spin, no handbrake needed. Especially the C63 AMG S (http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2015-mercedes-amg-c63-c63-s-model-first-drive-review). 503 horsepower and 516 lb-ft torque all going to the rear wheels.

NoBowie
30th March 16, 04:37 PM
WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS SHIT??!!!??:

http://i.imgur.com/AY2t5Qm.jpg

Feryk
30th March 16, 04:41 PM
THAT is the one you wonder about?

How 'bout the FORD spam? Like you would be caught dead with a FORD.

Or the VA Loans?

Or the Diabetics? What about the Diabetics, NoB? They need your support!

NoBowie
30th March 16, 04:50 PM
THAT is the one you wonder about?

How 'bout the FORD spam? Like you would be caught dead with a FORD.

Or the VA Loans?

Or the Diabetics? What about the Diabetics, NoB? They need your support!

This is my hotmail account that is over 15 years old. It gets lots of spam.

Adouglasmhor
2nd April 16, 01:08 AM
You could buy the tactical flashlight and put it on your LAR9 or AR6951.