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Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 01:12 PM
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Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 01:12 PM
NoB's came is too strong!

resolve
3rd August 14, 01:22 PM
I get the same error.

Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 01:26 PM
We are the same

we are BROTHERS!

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 01:28 PM
This has a simple solution. I think I'll leave it as it is, though; toadying to Lily doesn't deserve assistance.

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Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 01:32 PM
Someones jealous!

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 01:33 PM
Of my ability to fix issues? Probably. But don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a son of a bitch.

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Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 01:40 PM
That works for me

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 01:42 PM
But the thread still doesn't.

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Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 01:46 PM
Conundrum!

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 01:49 PM
Not for me. Everything is fine from where I'm sitting.

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Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 03:34 PM
Are you sitting on the toilet?

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 03:43 PM
I am unsurprised to discover the location of your happy place.

Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 04:00 PM
Speak not of my "Happy Place" lest rock ape should become excited

Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 04:26 PM
You've broken the interwebz NoB

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 04:38 PM
When I try to load that thread:

http://www.naming-schemes.org/~chardin/images/fix_me_nob_you_prat.png

When I try to upload that image:



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Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 05:12 PM
Whenever NoB boasts about being a middle manager at a data center, I'm going to think of this simple issue and its simple fix, and smile.

Üser Friendly
3rd August 14, 06:06 PM
When I try to load that thread:

http://www.naming-schemes.org/~chardin/images/fix_me_nob_you_prat.png

When I try to upload that image:

I wonder what lies in the 'Periodically Checked' folder?

Syntactical Disruptorize
3rd August 14, 08:15 PM
I wonder what lies in the 'Periodically Checked' folder?
Mostly sites with daily or weekly content updates. As the name might imply.

Üser Friendly
4th August 14, 12:09 AM
how dull

nihilist
4th August 14, 01:37 AM
TBH, no Lily thread really works for me.

Harpy
4th August 14, 08:26 AM
Genuine LOL!

The irony that I cannot even enter nor administer my very own Correctional Facility is too much.

Üser Friendly
4th August 14, 12:23 PM
The Dirty Dance Floor thread in D's DH is also broke


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Spade: The Real Snake
4th August 14, 12:43 PM
The Internet is gaining sentience and flushing the shit down the world wide toilet.

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 01:04 AM
Any mention of Dave's interferance with the site mechanics has been edited out

LOL

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 09:14 AM
LOL.. you're trying to run milage out of this however, there are user logs for all activity dumbass.

Who's clutching at those staws now ?

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 11:15 AM
Just stating a fact RA

Do you have a problem with that?

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 11:17 AM
Prove it.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th August 14, 11:26 AM
Challenge issued......




..................Challenge accepted??

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 11:44 AM
Prove what?

The posts were there and now they are not there

realy RA, this is beneath you?

As you have proved you are quite prepared to delete or cull any post that embarreses you, you realy don't have a leg to stand on

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 12:34 PM
Fucking dumbass

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 12:35 PM
..you are quite prepared to delete or cull any post that embarreses you, you realy don't have a leg to stand onAgain... Prove it

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th August 14, 12:43 PM
Fucking dumbass

You only just noticed?

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 01:27 PM
You only just noticed?Nope.. I've been dealing with his fucking shit on Bullshido since the day he started.

I think he has singlehandedly more individual infractions than any other cuntfuck on BSD ever.

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 02:06 PM
Chuck knows the answer

Let Him be the Arbiter of the Interwebz

Syntactical Disruptorize
6th August 14, 02:07 PM
I doubt I do, but what's the question?

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Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 02:13 PM
I doubt I do, but what's the question?

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This has a simple solution. I think I'll leave it as it is, though; toadying to Lily doesn't deserve assistance.

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Do you know the cause of these data base errors?

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 02:24 PM
What I do know is you have absolutely no idea that the trolling hasn't finished.

Seriously

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 02:25 PM
Chuck knows the answer

Let Him be the Arbiter of the InterwebzYou posed the accusation but you dicktucked that one like a pussy.

Only to be expected when challenged, you backpeddle

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 02:47 PM
You posed the accusation but you dicktucked that one like a pussy.

Only to be expected when challenged, you backpeddle

Challenged?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Just like when you 'challenged' me?

Post #1a


Here cuntnipple, I'll PM you my itinery for the next six months so we can meet up and I can give you a chineese burn the likes of which you will never forget...retard

No PM arrives, so i go back to the thread...

Post #1b


edited by Rock Ape;reason. blah blah dick tuck, blah

Do you remember that RA?

I do

But nice try at missdirection, or is it a strawman argument. or is it a red herring

You know me and semantics

So...As Chief Investigator into Dave Gate, I hear by nominate Chuck to give us the technical reason why the data base error occoured as he seems to know why

Spade: The Real Snake
6th August 14, 02:49 PM
Lite the "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!" signal

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 02:57 PM
Lite the "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!" signal

I did

We just need to wait for Chuck to finish...whowhatever he's doing,and i'm sure he'll be right on it

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 03:04 PM
There's no misdirection Alex, the posts are in this forum.

I've twice asked you to prove what you claim is my doing and twice you've avoided that request, that's dicktucking, Like you've done so many times before on Bullshido.

But hey, keep convincing yourself otherwise, I'm more than happy for you to live in your delusional world.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th August 14, 03:05 PM
I did

We just need to wait for Chuck to finish...whowhatever he's doing,and i'm sure he'll be right on it
Yes
This is JUST like Chuck.
To hurry up, put all else aside, when some ingrate demands that "SOMEBODY" needs to do "SOMETHING".

Oh....wait.
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=95239

Syntactical Disruptorize
6th August 14, 03:14 PM
I'm between blowjobs, but I'm pretty sure Rock Ape didn't do this.

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Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 03:18 PM
There's no misdirection Alex, the posts are in this forum.

I've twice asked you to prove what you claim is my doing and twice you've avoided that request, that's dicktucking, Like you've done so many times before on Bullshido.

But hey, keep convincing yourself otherwise, I'm more than happy for you to live in your delusional world.

you sound like wabbit Dave, i might have to call you a paper tiger

only joking, i mean, you were with a group of people who kill people for a living

You mighT even have killed one yourself since you shot a shit load of bullets at them

As Snake has noted, i do not have the tech to explain how you broke SC.com

Neither do you so STFU and let's hear what chuck has to say on the matter

One thing though

You didn't happen to call Cy Q Faunce a retard did you?

Syntactical Disruptorize
6th August 14, 03:23 PM
So what if he did? I am a fucking retard a lot of the time. Which is a sad lookout for the rest of you.

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Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 03:24 PM
I'm between blowjobs, but I'm pretty sure Rock Ape didn't do this.Sigg'd for hilarity, for the record I'm not the one blowing Chuck however...

Spade: The Real Snake
6th August 14, 03:30 PM
How can I be granted Moderator powers so I might be able to look at the source code to investigate Doofa's claims of Rock Ape tampering with the CTC subforums, in an attempt to troll Doofa and, thus, fucking up the ability to load all the CTC subforums?

Üser Friendly
6th August 14, 03:32 PM
Must just be an uncanny coincidence then

OR IS IT???

Spade: The Real Snake
6th August 14, 03:37 PM
Well, nobody knows. I think it is a coincidence, for example, Resolve has had problems with his PM ability for quite some time.

However, as an Investigator on Bullshido, I will volunteer to look into this, if provided Staff power and access to the Moderator forum.

I will write-up a proper article and submit it to the Articles of Confederation forum.

Dufus Prime
6th August 14, 03:39 PM
Who knows... not you, for sure

Syntactical Disruptorize
6th August 14, 03:42 PM
Sigg'd for hilarity, for the record I'm not the one blowing Chuck however...

Indeed not. I'm at Sam's.

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Üser Friendly
7th August 14, 11:45 AM
So what is wrong with my hole Chuck?

Can you fix it as you posted?

Syntactical Disruptorize
7th August 14, 11:53 AM
I've begun looking into it, at mod request.

Üser Friendly
7th August 14, 12:07 PM
You're going to look into my hole?

Dufus Prime
7th August 14, 05:09 PM
I've begun looking into it, at mod request.Are you fucking kidding me ?

NoBowie
7th August 14, 05:15 PM
Are you fucking kidding me ?

http://i.imgur.com/De5azaY.jpg

Dufus Prime
7th August 14, 05:21 PM
Fuck this shit.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th August 14, 05:59 AM
Fuck this shit.

7qnd-hdmgfk

Üser Friendly
16th August 14, 12:44 AM
So can you fix doofa's dirt hole Chuck?

nihilist
16th August 14, 01:49 AM
Only weeks of reconstructive surgery could make a dent in that.

NoBowie
16th August 14, 10:55 AM
Only weeks of reconstructive surgery could make a dent in that.
And a lot of donated cadaver tissue.

Üser Friendly
16th August 14, 11:28 AM
He seemed pretty nonchalant about the problem before

And lily's subfora is fixed (phwoar, lily's subfora!)

so...

Dufus Prime
16th August 14, 11:37 AM
You know.. R-Ape didn't entirely break the forum.. I did

Üser Friendly
16th August 14, 11:52 AM
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
17th August 14, 06:08 AM
You know.. R-Ape didn't entirely break the forum.. I did


Then fix my sub-forum you dick!

Spade: The Real Snake
17th August 14, 08:21 AM
Then fix my sub-forum you dick!
dicks fuck pussies

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
17th August 14, 09:45 AM
dicks fuck pussies... Or so I've been told.

Üser Friendly
17th August 14, 11:04 AM
modildos fuck pussies...I wish I had one

Üser Friendly
17th August 14, 11:05 AM
Then fix my sub-forum you dick!

Have faith in The Chuck Dr

The Chuck will provideth

Dufus Prime
17th August 14, 11:22 AM
It only needs the password I set against the forums removing

Problem is, you have to find the workaround for the password access. That's the tricky bit. Surprised that Cy hasn't don't that already, unless he's happy to keep Maximus Retardus Stupidus out of that cess-pool forum.

Any doof, all you have to do is ask nicely, with a pretty please on top.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
17th August 14, 11:26 AM
Doofa has to ask you nicely to fix my sub-forum?

Üser Friendly
17th August 14, 11:26 AM
It only needs the password I set against the forums removing

Problem is, you have to find the workaround for the password access. That's the tricky bit. Surprised that Cy hasn't don't that already, unless he's happy to keep Maximus Retardus Stupidus out of that cess-pool forum.

Any doof, all you have to do is ask nicely, with a pretty please on top.

So you're calling Chuck an incompetent liar?

ouch!

Syntactical Disruptorize
17th August 14, 11:46 AM
It's a matter of public record that Chuck is a fairly competent liar.

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Üser Friendly
17th August 14, 11:57 AM
It's a matter of public record that Chuck is a fairly competent liar.

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So can you fix the subfora Chuck?

The Dr is getting tetchy

Üser Friendly
17th August 14, 11:59 AM
Doofa has to ask you nicely to fix my sub-forum?

Please fix the Dr's subforum Fake Doofa

Pretty please with cherries on the top

Spade: The Real Snake
17th August 14, 07:57 PM
Please fix the Dr's subforum Fake Doofa

Pretty please with cherries on the top
They were pointless shitty subforums, created by NoB on a whim.
They are as useless and retarded as you and not needed, except to give the lower third posters on this site some minor feeling of import.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
18th August 14, 03:41 AM
^jealous & bitter

Üser Friendly
18th August 14, 03:47 AM
They were pointless shitty subforums, created by NoB on a whim.
They are as useless and retarded as you and not needed, except to give the lower third posters on this site some minor feeling of import.

Someones jealous

Spade: The Real Snake
18th August 14, 07:54 AM
The two most inconsequential posters just tried to justify their existence

Üser Friendly
18th August 14, 04:08 PM
So can you fix the subfora or not Chuck?

Dufus Prime
18th August 14, 05:44 PM
I'm gonna delete them..

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 04:01 AM
Well somebody do something!

Syntactical Disruptorize
19th August 14, 07:28 AM
I can, but why should I? I was asked to find the malefactor. I did that.

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 07:35 AM
I can, but why should I? I was asked to find the malefactor. I did that.

Would you fix Cake and the Dr's subfora?

It seems a little unfair that they should be affected by my problem

Why? What would you like in return?

Syntactical Disruptorize
19th August 14, 07:42 AM
Cake's possibly. Max...I'd have to think.

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 07:45 AM
Go on Chuck

GO ON!

Syntactical Disruptorize
19th August 14, 08:06 AM
Well, I have no privileges to effectuate a fix. I've told them all I have to tell them about how it was done and how to fix it.

Dufus Prime
19th August 14, 08:57 AM
Go on Chuck

GO ON!Like I said before I'm going to delete them as they serve no real purpose.

Content and quality over bullshit and pointless. hmm yes I see the right direction to take.

Syntactical Disruptorize
19th August 14, 09:24 AM
That was, indeed, one of the fixes I presented. I thought I was being facetious, but apparently the frogs die in earnest.

Dufus Prime
19th August 14, 09:26 AM
Chuck, did you just make a racist comment against the French !

Syntactical Disruptorize
19th August 14, 09:37 AM
You gotta be shitting me. (http://www.quotes.net/quote/19521)

nihilist
19th August 14, 10:18 AM
Dear god please flush this turd.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th August 14, 10:22 AM
Would you fix Cake and the Dr's subfora?

It seems a little unfair that they should be affected by my problem

Why? What would you like in return?
You faggots will just have to deal with posting your trivial bullshit in open forum and deal with the responses you receive as opposed to your petit bourgeois subforum where you think it's justifiable to fuck with people's posts.

Quit posting shit and you won't have to worry about it.

Dufus Prime
19th August 14, 12:15 PM
... as opposed to your petit bourgeois subforum where you think it's justifiable to fuck with people's posts.Did I just read that right?

Someone else fucking with posts within their own shitty forum ?

REALLY ?

Oh the irony

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 01:02 PM
I hear plenty of talk about deleting the subfora, yet very little action

Personally I'm not bothered

NoB created them as a joke

It was fun

But realy? Does any of us realy care if they are deleted or not?

If they're fixed or not?

SRSLY?

below par

Dufus Prime
19th August 14, 01:55 PM
I hear plenty of talk about deleting the subfora, yet very little action

Personally I'm not bothered

NoB created them as a joke

It was fun

But realy? Does any of us realy care if they are deleted or not?

If they're fixed or not?

SRSLY?

below parYou keep falling into this one its a fucking piss take..

YOU WERE BOTHERED ENOUGH TO POST ABOUT IT DUMBASS.

No they're not fixed.

No they won't get fixed ... least of all because you're desperate to have you own tiny forum.

I guess that would give you a weenier ModCock.. more like an oversized clitoris. Eitherway you can keep bleeting/harping on about it but nothings getting done.

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 02:12 PM
Did someone just say Paper Tiger?

Spade: The Real Snake
19th August 14, 03:06 PM
I hear plenty of talk about deleting the subfora, yet very little action

Personally I'm not bothered

NoB created them as a joke

It was fun

But realy? Does any of us realy care if they are deleted or not?

If they're fixed or not?

SRSLY?

below par
You care, otherwise you wouldn't have asked.
AND you cared so much, you asked to restore someone else's too.....in a futile attempt to bolster your own position.

So, in the immortal words of the inimitable FFF:

Drink Bleach.

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 03:43 PM
Why do you feel so angry about this Snake?

Drink bleach?

Calm down son

Spade: The Real Snake
19th August 14, 04:25 PM
Why do you feel so angry about this Snake?

Drink bleach?

Calm down son
Nice projection of anger, Dooftard.

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 05:04 PM
Nice projection of anger, Dooftard.

As you have just told me you wish me to die by the ingestation of bleach, I believe you are feeling anger towards me Snake

No projection needed

Spade: The Real Snake
19th August 14, 05:10 PM
As you have just told me you wish me to die by the ingestation of bleach, I believe you are feeling anger towards me Snake

No projection needed
Separate issues:

I told you to follow the sage advice of FFF, which is "drink bleach"

on another thread, which you started, you posted about someone getting out of marriage by faking their death, I suggested you stop posting on Sociocide by dying

Man-up, buttercup.

Üser Friendly
19th August 14, 05:12 PM
Separate issues:

I told you to follow the sage advice of FFF, which is "drink bleach"

on another thread, which you started, you posted about someone getting out of marriage by faking their death, I suggested you stop posting on Sociocide by dying

Man-up, buttercup.

So you admit you are angry then?

nihilist
19th August 14, 09:13 PM
It has nothing to do with hatred.
You not posting would be better for Sociocide.
If your death facilitates that then oh well.

Dufus Prime
20th August 14, 02:45 AM
Ahh.. yes the brainwashing.. Again.

Eh dofus ?

Üser Friendly
20th August 14, 04:14 AM
You not posting would be better for Sociocide.


Yeah right

They got to Moleculo as well!!

Spade: The Real Snake
20th August 14, 12:18 PM
...or Moleculo got to *them*

dum....dum.....DUMBFUCK

Üser Friendly
20th August 14, 12:24 PM
...or Moleculo got to *them*

dum....dum.....DUMBFUCK

Yeah man!

I totaly did not think about that!!

Reese is 'Tha Puppet Masta'!!!

I expect he has his hand up Fake Doofa's ragged hole as we speak

nihilist
20th August 14, 11:15 PM
I'm an old earth creator.

NoBowie
20th August 14, 11:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Rd685VN.jpg

Üser Friendly
22nd August 14, 01:01 PM
So

are you fixing the sub fora or what?

nihilist
23rd August 14, 08:10 AM
Don't be a Fag.

Dufus Prime
23rd August 14, 08:43 AM
So

are you fixing the sub fora or what?A fag.. and desperate for his WienerModCock

Üser Friendly
23rd August 14, 11:11 AM
Don't be a Fag.

Is it too much to ask that you just do your job?

Is it?

nihilist
23rd August 14, 12:55 PM
My 'job' is protecting member's privacy, removing spam, and managing the location of offensive content.

I am under no obligation to cater to the whims of idiotic attention whores
Thank you and have a nice day.

Üser Friendly
23rd August 14, 02:13 PM
You suck

Dufus Prime
23rd August 14, 04:25 PM
Don't let the inner rage of being unwanted hold you back - let it all out and we'll laugh at you.

Spade: The Real Snake
23rd August 14, 06:53 PM
Is it too much to ask that you just do your job?

Is it?
JOB??
You mean his "uncompensated volunteerism" that nobody else wanted?

Yeah, Reese will get right on that.

Harpy
24th August 14, 01:18 AM
Snake - you are such a suck up!!

Spade: The Real Snake
24th August 14, 08:13 AM
Bish, keep quiet and be a good little girl and I will share all this power with you

Üser Friendly
28th August 14, 04:40 AM
So

since this was, apparently, all just a troll, when can we expect Lily, Cake and the Dr's subfora to be back in action?

resolve
28th August 14, 05:14 AM
In the latest twist of irony, Doofa fails to realize that the creation of the subfora was itself a grand troll.

Üser Friendly
28th August 14, 07:03 AM
In the latest twist of irony, Doofa fails to realize that the creation of the subfora was itself a grand troll.

Maybe, but I doubt it

Spade: The Real Snake
28th August 14, 08:13 AM
Maybe, but I doubt it
Yes, because YOU......Dr. Faugazz......Cake......and the Lulzxly......as deserve sub-forums.

Üser Friendly
28th August 14, 08:18 AM
You deserve a sub forum also Snake

Called 'Plisskin's Tower of Butt Hurt'

Dufus Prime
28th August 14, 10:01 AM
The fact you keep bleating on about your shit sub forum makes this all fucking worth while.

The password's still on.

Cry about it dicksplash

Üser Friendly
28th August 14, 11:00 AM
Even though I am unwanted and irrelevent I will continue to stalk doofa and clutter the forum up with my strange obsesion with doofa

beacause I am a moron

I miss doofa and wish he was my husband *wipes away tear*

Spade: The Real Snake
28th August 14, 11:11 AM
You deserve a sub forum also Snake

Called 'Plisskin's Tower of Butt Hurt'
Why would I want my own pissant little sub-faggotry when I pretty much own every thread in which I grace with my appearance.

Sub-forums are like the Special Olympics of Sociocide.

Dufus Prime
28th August 14, 11:11 AM
Doofa.. The fact you can't actually edit my posts really burns you, doesn't it.. re-writing a quotation doesn't quite cut it.

You really do have a homosexuality hang-up, my best guess would be you're actually a closet gay.

It's ok tho. That wouldn't surprise anyone here at all.

Spade: The Real Snake
28th August 14, 11:11 AM
EVERY DOOFTARD IS WINNERZ!!

Teufelsbrücke
28th August 14, 12:30 PM
just a troll

That's all you ever will be. Dance for the Piper, rat-boy.

Üser Friendly
28th August 14, 02:06 PM
I love you doofa

no homo

resolve
28th August 14, 04:28 PM
But I thought Doof only liked goats?

nihilist
28th August 14, 04:47 PM
Consider the difference between like and love


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AAAAAA
29th August 14, 12:36 PM
That's all you ever will be. Dance for the Piper, rat-boy.

And you are...?

Teufelsbrücke
29th August 14, 04:53 PM
And you are...?

Teufelsbrücke

AAAAAA
29th August 14, 05:21 PM
no I mean, what poster from Bullshido are you?
Since we're all forced to sustain this shitty drama, you should add in an omniscient narrator that recounts the tale, so we can all have fun and marvel at the many facets of you guy's ingenuity. All this effort needs more recognition.
For example,
"After some time I_Suck_Cock, another bullshido poster who hated Doofa, stormed into Sociocide to join the effort. His intent would not be clear at first, but soon the plan would unfold. Only to later reveal that it was, in fact, only a fake plan: the real plan had yet to be triggered, with the assistance of fake Doofa who had set up his trap carefully..."

Syntactical Disruptorize
29th August 14, 05:52 PM
I think this troll didn't deliver as well as I'd hoped.

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Teufelsbrücke
29th August 14, 06:39 PM
I am Doofaloofa.

Üser Friendly
30th August 14, 02:29 AM
You, sir, are no doofaloofa

nihilist
30th August 14, 10:42 AM
St. Helens police: Oregon's dog tethering law difficult to enforce




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Dufus Prime
30th August 14, 10:54 AM
You, sir, are no doofaloofaHow many male goats do you need to fuck before you can claim to be a real doofaloofa ?

Spade: The Real Snake
30th August 14, 11:07 AM
How many male goats do you need to fuck before you can claim to be a real doofaloofa ?

All of them

Üser Friendly
30th August 14, 01:42 PM
How many male goats do you need to fuck before you can claim to be a real doofaloofa ?

More than you have fucked, and les than I have fucked

Üser Friendly
30th August 14, 01:52 PM
Also...

LOL at fake doofa specifying male goats

Fay goat

Dufus Prime
30th August 14, 02:51 PM
idiot

Teufelsbrücke
30th August 14, 09:39 PM
You, sir, are no doofaloofa

I am not a sir.

Harpy
31st August 14, 05:28 AM
I have carried 3 goats on my travels. Not fucked them mind you.

Syntactical Disruptorize
31st August 14, 06:53 AM
Congratulations on caring one of them to term. Sorry about the other two goatbortions.

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Üser Friendly
31st August 14, 07:34 AM
I am a shit troll.

Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 07:59 AM
So why are the sub fora broken?

Syntactical Disruptorize
1st September 14, 08:06 AM
So why are the sub fora broken?
You touched yourself with your goat hand, in violation of Irish kosher laws.

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Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 08:16 AM
You touched yourself with your goat hand, in violation of Irish kosher laws.

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No, that's why the sub fauna broke

Now, can anyone proffer a sensable answer?

Syntactical Disruptorize
1st September 14, 08:34 AM
I like how you italicized a misspelled word.

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nihilist
1st September 14, 10:40 AM
Nobody gives a shit Doofa.


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Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 11:00 AM
just tell me damnit!

Spade: The Real Snake
1st September 14, 11:26 AM
It committed suicide to rid itself of your clammy grasp

Dufus Prime
1st September 14, 11:45 AM
just tell me damnit!Accept that this isn't going to get fixed.

Live with it and move on.

Douche

Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 12:15 PM
Accept that this isn't going to get fixed.

Live with it and move on.

Douche


It does not concern me wether or not it is fixed

I am, however, interested to discover what broke it

Why do you care anyway fake Dofar?

Dufus Prime
1st September 14, 12:48 PM
Considering I'm the reason why the fora don't work...

I keep telling you, there's a password applied within the forum admin, that's what's causing the issue.

The fact none of the admin here REFUTE what I'm telling you, should at least give you a fucking huge clue.. but you're too dumb to see it.

The fact no one has banned this account or none of the admin here are up in arms over it's supposed use after Rock Ape was banned SHOULD be a huge fucking clue... but you're still too fucking dumb to get it.

Why areas of this site are broken or at least malfunctioning isn't your concern; why not contact Phrost (like you said you were going to do but didn't) and complain or at least express concerns - in stead of continually asking the same old fucking tired questions.

Fuck me you're stupid

Dufus Prime
1st September 14, 12:51 PM
... Oh and if you are going to contact Phrost.. remember I'm 9 months into a 12 month course with the Army.. so I won't give a shit.

Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 01:21 PM
Doofoos Mentior, if it was just a password issue surely a pasword page would appear?

Instead a database error message. Curious

If it were just to get at me, why break all the subfora?

Your story just does not add up and I think you are telling lies fake Doofus

But what more can you expect from a user that chooses to hide behind a fake identity rather than be known for who they are (we all know you're not Phrost so stop flogging that dead horse, it's embarresing)

jeez, the quality of trolling round here has definatly droped since you showed up

Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 01:25 PM
Nobody gives a shit Doofa.


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Fake Doofar gives a shit

do it for him

Dufus Prime
1st September 14, 02:22 PM
Ask one of the Admins to go check.

You call me a liar but you have absolutely no proof what so ever.

I like it when you use me as your excuse.

Dufus Prime
1st September 14, 02:22 PM
So do you REALLY think Rock Ape is banned ?

Üser Friendly
1st September 14, 02:44 PM
Who cares?

Who ever you are, you have proved to be a disapointment as a troll and sociocide poster

Dufus Prime
2nd September 14, 02:04 AM
You have proved to be a disapointment as a troll and sociocide posterPot - Kettle - Black

Oh and Irony

Üser Friendly
2nd September 14, 02:41 AM
He started it waaaaaaaaa!

what does irony mean?

Teufelsbrücke
2nd September 14, 08:34 AM
I am, however, interested to discover what broke it


Your karma.

Teufelsbrücke
2nd September 14, 08:35 AM
Who cares?


Alex does. In fact he can't stop posting about it.



Who ever you are, you have proved to be a disapointment as a troll and sociocide poster

That's one of the biggest compliments you've ever paid somebody.

Üser Friendly
2nd September 14, 11:20 AM
Alex does. In fact he can't stop posting about it.

posting about what? Rock Ape being banned?

I don't think so

Once again Toblerone fails to add anything meaningful to the conversation


That's one of the biggest compliments you've ever paid somebody.

You are clearly ignorent of the site's ethos

NoBowie
2nd September 14, 11:27 AM
You are clearly ignorent of the site's ethos

Caveat Emptor / Non sequitur?

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd September 14, 11:30 AM
You are clearly ignorent of the site's ethos
lulwut?

Üser Friendly
2nd September 14, 11:37 AM
lulwut?

What are we, here at Sociocide?

What is our USP?

Are we the smartest mofo's on the webz?

No

Are we the purdiest?

I don't think so

Are we damn good at trolling

Yes We Can!

Üser Friendly
2nd September 14, 11:40 AM
Caveat Emptor / Non sequitur?

uti tibi non intelligentes latina

nihilist
2nd September 14, 06:55 PM
Stop saying 'we'.


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NoBowie
2nd September 14, 10:36 PM
I haven't quite figured out these indoor shitholes, but I think I am getting better:http://i.imgur.com/n6MCtpd.jpg

Üser Friendly
3rd September 14, 12:06 AM
Exactly

Harpy
3rd September 14, 04:17 AM
Taking this conversation off topic.

My sub-forum is working perfectly and has been since the moment NoB set it up.

Dufus Prime
3rd September 14, 08:21 AM
I know.

Üser Friendly
3rd September 14, 01:16 PM
Taking this conversation off topic.

My sub-forum is working perfectly and has been since the moment NoB set it up.

I'm still getting a database error

Sreen cap for proof please Lily?

NoBowie
3rd September 14, 04:18 PM
Not until you give the livestock back.

6zVR5oSoVRA

Teufelsbrücke
3rd September 14, 09:09 PM
You are clearly ignorent of the site's ethos

You are ignorant of the meaning of ethos.

Teufelsbrücke
3rd September 14, 09:11 PM
Are we damn good at trolling


Are "we", really?

Üser Friendly
4th September 14, 01:40 PM
well i look forward to next weeks 'plot twist'

Üser Friendly
4th September 14, 02:20 PM
Genuine LOL!

The irony that I cannot even enter nor administer my very own Correctional Facility is too much.



Taking this conversation off topic.

My sub-forum is working perfectly and has been since the moment NoB set it up.

So which post is inncorrect?

Syntactical Disruptorize
4th September 14, 03:03 PM
So which post is inncorrect?
The one where someone listened to her obvious idiocy.

Dufus Prime
6th September 14, 02:37 PM
Stand by... To stand by.

nihilist
6th September 14, 02:39 PM
Didja hear the one about the bucketshitter who was outstanding in his field?

Dufus Prime
6th September 14, 02:44 PM
No but I know about the one who just got a perma ban on Bullshido for spamming his visitor message system

Üser Friendly
6th September 14, 03:40 PM
LOL

Doofa winz...again!

nihilist
6th September 14, 03:57 PM
LOL

Doofa wormz...again!




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Üser Friendly
6th September 14, 04:02 PM
Worms are poor mans diet pills

Üser Friendly
6th September 14, 04:15 PM
In a way i am relieved

The sexual tension coming off of Rock Ape was cloying

nihilist
6th September 14, 05:06 PM
Worms are an intestanial holocost

Üser Friendly
6th September 14, 05:09 PM
I want intestinal worms inside me

nihilist
6th September 14, 05:30 PM
I have worms inside me because I finger livestock and chew my fingernails.

Üser Friendly
6th September 14, 05:42 PM
i do chew my finger nails

it's like youe know me

Teufelsbrücke
6th September 14, 09:49 PM
Worms are poor mans diet pills

You are the worms' breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Dufus Prime
7th September 14, 06:05 AM
In a way i am relieved

The sexual tension coming off of Rock Ape was cloyingYeah. Course you are.

http://i57.tinypic.com/21lokd1.png

Üser Friendly
7th September 14, 06:51 AM
I fail to see what all this bullshido clap trap has to do with this thread

perhap instaed of derailing this thread in such a boring and predictable manner you should start a new thread about how great Dave is at weilding his modildo?

You could call it ' I want Rock Apes Modildo inside me'

Spade: The Real Snake
7th September 14, 08:32 AM
Lulxzly loves Dave, so anytime Dave starts swinging around his cock. Mod or otherwise, creates a fresh batch of Lulxlzy panty-honey and, thus, is germane.

Dufus Prime
7th September 14, 09:03 AM
I fail to see .....Therein lay all of your problems

nihilist
7th September 14, 11:38 AM
Worms are poor mans tentacle raep

Üser Friendly
7th September 14, 12:54 PM
i want doofa's worms inside me

Teufelsbrücke
7th September 14, 05:05 PM
Time enough for the worms in the grave.

Syntactical Disruptorize
7th September 14, 06:35 PM
Time enough for the worms in the grave.
Please stop sounding like me.

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Spade: The Real Snake
7th September 14, 08:53 PM
Time enough for the worms in the gape.

Üser Friendly
23rd November 14, 02:18 PM
So why are the sub-fora fucked, and what are you going to do about it doGfucker?

You are a moderator aren't you?

nihilist
23rd November 14, 03:07 PM
Yes I'm a mod, I'm also someone who doesn't give two shits about your white girl problems.


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Üser Friendly
24th November 14, 09:13 AM
You suck at being a mod

nihilist
24th November 14, 11:56 AM
Coming from you, that's a compliment.


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Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 14, 12:53 PM
You suck at being a mod
Do you know the difference between a mod and an admin? Because if you do, it doesn't show.

Üser Friendly
24th November 14, 03:28 PM
Who the fuck cares Chuck?

doGfucker should resign

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 14, 03:33 PM
Who the fuck cares Chuck?
If you actually wanted it fixed and understood things enough to make it happen, you would. A mod can't necessarily help with this. An admin might be able to. Instead, you are wasting time with drama and accusations. I'm fine with that, personally, but I hope you understand it won't work.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th November 14, 03:41 PM
If you actually wanted it fixed and understood things enough to make it happen, you would. A mod can't necessarily help with this. An admin might be able to. Instead, you are wasting time with drama and accusations. I'm fine with that, personally, but I hope you understand it won't work.
The subforum is like Doofa's accusation and his ballsake:
nonworking

Üser Friendly
24th November 14, 03:48 PM
If you actually wanted it fixed and understood things enough to make it happen, you would. A mod can't necessarily help with this. An admin might be able to. Instead, you are wasting time with drama and accusations. I'm fine with that, personally, but I hope you understand it won't work.

i just want the truth Chuck

THE TRUTH!!!

But doGfucker is still a waste of space

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
24th November 14, 04:11 PM
You're like fucking rash Doofa.

Üser Friendly
25th November 14, 04:16 AM
fuck you

Üser Friendly
25th November 14, 04:54 AM
Are you not even curious Dr?

@n0b. Do you know what happened?

Harpy
25th November 14, 05:57 AM
I TOLD you my sub-forum is working perfectly. You are such a tool.

Üser Friendly
25th November 14, 08:09 AM
I weren't talking to you Bruce

Feryk
25th November 14, 11:23 AM
Did the weather get too cold for hole digging? Is that why you are so frustrated?

nihilist
25th November 14, 11:26 AM
It's because now he's half female and, well, it's that time of the month.


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Spade: The Real Snake
25th November 14, 11:34 AM
Doofa's Manstruation

Spade: The Real Snake
25th November 14, 11:35 AM
It's his Yeariod.

nihilist
25th November 14, 11:53 AM
Someone get it some crampons.


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Üser Friendly
25th November 14, 01:04 PM
MONORCHIDION never sleeps

Üser Friendly
24th December 14, 01:47 PM
So what did happen to the sub fora?

Syntactical Disruptorize
18th August 15, 09:23 AM
Hint: What plugins are installed on Sociocide?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
18th August 15, 10:13 AM
Did you just call NoB a butt plug in?

Syntactical Disruptorize
18th August 15, 10:24 AM
If you want your stupid subforum working again, have an ice lolly in the corner and let the adults talk, okay?

Üser Friendly
18th August 15, 03:25 PM
can I have an ice lolly also?

Syntactical Disruptorize
18th August 15, 07:59 PM
can I have an ice lolly also?
Max earned his ice lolly by being quiet. You haven't done that yet.

Üser Friendly
19th August 15, 05:51 AM
You make a shit ice cream man

Syntactical Disruptorize
19th August 15, 07:37 AM
You make a shit ice cream man
Shit ice cream? No wonder you're begging for a serving.