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resolve
28th May 14, 10:02 PM
CThEflzSM4g

nihilist
29th May 14, 12:00 AM
Pedotag for resolve plz.


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resolve
29th May 14, 01:51 AM
^

This is why we can't have nice things.

NoBowie
29th May 14, 04:01 AM
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nihilist
29th May 14, 04:39 AM
^

This is why we can't have niece thighs.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th May 14, 08:10 AM
tOjw58qgZA8
does he call her a 'faggot' and claim to be a 'sexual Tyrannosaurus'?

Pie of Hate
29th May 14, 10:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBMBoO8QTxw

resolve
29th May 14, 03:53 PM
CThEflzSM4g

I've wanted to be a dad and do cool stuff like this for my kid for a long time now.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th May 14, 03:59 PM
I've wanted to be a dad and do cool stuff like this for my kid for a long time now.
It is pretty fucking kickass, I can't lie

Feryk
29th May 14, 04:09 PM
Dress a dog up, you'll feel just as good and it won't blame you for it's childhood trauma later.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th May 14, 04:13 PM
Dress a dog up, you'll feel just as good and it won't blame you for it's childhood trauma later. That's how I managed to go to my Senior Prom.

Feryk
29th May 14, 04:18 PM
Who the fuck has a Senior Prom? I thought that was 50's high school bullshit.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th May 14, 04:53 PM
Who the fuck has a Senior Prom? I thought that was 50's high school bullshit.
I did.
And I rocked the mullet and white tux, like fucking P Diddy.

Bishes was releasing white doves and shit.

NoBowie
29th May 14, 05:14 PM
I did.
And I rocked the mullet and white tux, like fucking P Diddy.

Bishes was releasing white doves and shit.

I did as well. I wasn't going to go, but voluptuous ginger who sat behind me in German class asked me.

Harpy
30th May 14, 12:41 AM
Who the fuck has a Senior Prom? I thought that was 50's high school bullshit.

Snake was obviously a teenager in the 1950s.

nihilist
30th May 14, 01:54 AM
I've wanted to be a dad so I can lie to my kid about how if he doesn't love jesus he will fry in hell for a long time now.

Pie of Hate
30th May 14, 03:03 AM
Snake was obviously a teenager in the 1950s.

The word was spoken and the Mullet was born.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th May 14, 08:17 AM
Snake was obviously a teenager in the 1950s.
Hey, Groovy Kitty, want to go to the Sock Hop with this here Hep Cat?

Feryk
30th May 14, 10:07 AM
We just went and got really shitfaced in the woods. I think I banged the Japanese exchange student.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th May 14, 10:21 AM
We just went and got really shitfaced in the woods. I think I banged the Japanese exchange student, but was so shitfaced it turned out it was the ghey Italian janitor.

Feryk
30th May 14, 10:27 AM
Nah. Her name was Noriko.

I think she tore my shirt in half. Someone did, anyways.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th May 14, 10:32 AM
Luigi

Robot Jesus
30th May 14, 11:24 AM
kid looks scared, I would have turned the camera off and left him alone.



Parents, don't treat your kid like a dog you can teach tricks and show off.

nihilist
30th May 14, 01:02 PM
The reason parents have kids in the first place is to vicariously abuse/exploit themselves.

Cullion
1st June 14, 04:11 AM
Pedotag for resolve plz.


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He didn't, even slightly, imply he wanted to have sex with it.

Cullion
1st June 14, 10:17 AM
I've wanted to be a dad and do cool stuff like this for my kid for a long time now.

You're going to feel so sick and disgusted when you finally find out what you actually have to do to get a girl pregnant.

nihilist
1st June 14, 10:53 AM
Homo tag for Cullion plz.


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Spade: The Real Snake
1st June 14, 01:32 PM
You're going to feel so sick and disgusted when you finally find out what you actually have to do to get a girl pregnant.
He thought he could spirit you away to some gheyfriendly place, adopt some ethnic child from a 3rd world shithole and create one of those "new families with two daddies".

Syntactical Disruptorize
2nd June 14, 12:30 PM
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nihilist
3rd June 14, 01:49 AM
"Warmish" tag for Cullion plz.


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