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resolve
15th May 14, 01:41 AM
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Pump and paunch indeed...

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Street-Fight-Knockout-New-York-meets-Arizona-500x375.jpg

Sans God
15th May 14, 02:11 AM
Don't know what that's all all about. Please enlighten us.

Pie of Hate
15th May 14, 03:22 AM
Snake would have ended that with one hit, cuz teh str33t grapplz = ghey.

nihilist
15th May 14, 03:33 AM
I would have entered with a flying side kick.

nihilist
15th May 14, 03:35 AM
Don't know what that's all all about. Please enlighten us. Brother was from New York and apparently wanted his duck sick.
The other dude thought he was asking for meat tenderizer.

Pie of Hate
15th May 14, 06:05 AM
is duck sick a delicacy in New York?

Spade: The Real Snake
15th May 14, 08:06 AM
bishes tryin' that "Old Frame BJJ" on me....

Angry Mandrill
15th May 14, 09:17 AM
i love when mouthy bitches get their just desserts. it's only a bonus that he threw first.

Feryk
15th May 14, 11:18 AM
So...no one had a problem that the white guy got his back, had his hands tied up in his jacket, and proceeded to beat him until he was unconscious?

Angry Mandrill
15th May 14, 11:43 AM
it could have been much, much worse. he's lucky snake was feeling generous that day.

but no, he earned that shit.

Feryk
15th May 14, 11:54 AM
I dunno. There's a difference between beating the crap out of a loudmouth and KTFO a guy who has no ability to defend himself.

Maybe it's just me.

NoBowie
15th May 14, 11:56 AM
I love quicktrip. Best convenience store chain in existence. Always clean and friendly.

They pay their employees more too.

Angry Mandrill
15th May 14, 12:37 PM
I dunno. There's a difference between beating the crap out of a loudmouth and KTFO a guy who has no ability to defend himself.

Maybe it's just me.

it's not that he had no ability. he wasn't unconscious. he chose to expose his back and not defend. snake was popping him in the face, not dropping elbows onto the back of his neck, and not bashing his face into the pavement. i don't think it was extreme at all. fucking guy attacks me i'm not leaving him able to get up and resume his attack once he's down. difference is i woulda choked him out, something much more humane, but much more likely to land me in jail, paradoxically enough.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th May 14, 01:43 PM
He's just lucky it wasn't a fellow brother overwise he claps up yo' brains and snatch up yo chainz.

nihilist
16th May 14, 04:15 AM
Are we pretending that the brother from another mother would have practiced mercy had the tables been turned?
No?
Good, cause a bitch got served.


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Spade: The Real Snake
16th May 14, 08:23 AM
KUNG FU WINZ AGAIN, MOFUGG'RZ!!!

BOW 2 UR SIFU!!!!!!!!

Üser Friendly
17th May 14, 01:44 PM
Fat boy should have buttfucked him whilst unconcious

That would have taught that rowdy fellow a lesson he would not forget in a hurry

Üser Friendly
17th May 14, 01:46 PM
I propose a race to the bottom


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Spade: The Real Snake
17th May 14, 03:52 PM
Fat boy should have buttfucked him whilst unconcious
This is the sound of Doofa going out and picking losing fights in random mini-marts.

Üser Friendly
17th May 14, 04:16 PM
I love you Snake

Feryk
20th May 14, 02:39 PM
This is the sound of Doofa going out and picking losing fights in random mini-marts.

Bum fight?

Angry Mandrill
20th May 14, 03:55 PM
'sheath fight' is prolly most accurate in this case.

Sans God
21st May 14, 12:48 AM
Snake if that was you you did the right thing bro. Fuck that bitch he had it coming.

Feryk
21st May 14, 10:41 AM
Snake is in way better shape than fatso in the clip.

Though fatso DID know how to use his weight...

Spade: The Real Snake
21st May 14, 12:16 PM
Snake is in way better shape than fatso in the clip.

Though fatso DID know how to use his weight...
That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

:mmmmuuuuuuuuaaahhhh:

Feryk
21st May 14, 02:32 PM
I've seen your bagwork video. I can give you shit about a lot of stuff, but you stay in shape.

Üser Friendly
21st May 14, 05:27 PM
Snake's SVELTE!

Spade: The Real Snake
21st May 14, 05:29 PM
Snake's SVELTE!
Not at all.
But I'm not a fatass, either.

Üser Friendly
21st May 14, 05:32 PM
Keep working on it

One day you'll be SVELTE!

Spade: The Real Snake
21st May 14, 05:34 PM
Keep working on it

One day you'll be SVELTE!
I don't want to be Svelte. I've been Svelte and I like being Not Svelte.

Üser Friendly
21st May 14, 05:49 PM
You couldn't handle SVELTE!

faggot

Spade: The Real Snake
21st May 14, 06:11 PM
You couldn't handle SVELTE!

faggot
Bitches are svelte.
I'd rather be buff.

Sans God
21st May 14, 11:49 PM
Svelte can be buff. All a matter of perspective.

Üser Friendly
22nd May 14, 02:43 AM
Buff can also be SVELTE!

Sans God
22nd May 14, 04:09 AM
bishes tryin' that "Old Frame BJJ" on me....

Was that you fuckin up his shit? Excuse my dense ness.

Angry Mandrill
22nd May 14, 06:40 AM
naw, snake got no truck wit teh grapplez. he woulda dropped the guy with a flying spinning upside down kick to the temple. much cleaner that way, and too fast for the camera to catch.

resolve
22nd May 14, 07:14 AM
Snake only wishes he could be that pump and that paunch.

billy sol hurok
22nd May 14, 07:29 AM
Snake only wishes he could pull off horizontal stripes!

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Spade: The Real Snake
22nd May 14, 08:12 AM
Was that you fuckin up his shit? Excuse my dense ness.
nah
I have much better hair and my 10" gap goes from chest to waist.

CHEST TO WAIST, BISHES, NOT WAIST TO CHEST

Pie of Hate
22nd May 14, 08:36 AM
nah
I have a much more luxurious mullet and my 10" belly projection goes from chest to waist.

CHEST TO WAIST, BISHES, NOT WAIST TO CHEST

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd May 14, 10:36 AM
Good thing I didn't post this in your CakeHole, otherwise I am sure you would edit the fuck out of it

billy sol hurok
22nd May 14, 01:11 PM
Good post CakeHole, you would fuck it

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd May 14, 01:28 PM
I would totally fuck that CakeHole.

Angry Mandrill
22nd May 14, 01:34 PM
the beatdownee is called dj freekie london. he's on twatter. seems he digested his heaping portion of humble pie with as much class as possible. says he acted like an asshole and paid for it. claims his lesson has been learned and he'll treat people with respect from now on.

dr mandrill hereby prescibes a good asswhoopin' for every individual once in their lives. voila! world peace.

Üser Friendly
22nd May 14, 01:44 PM
What was the altercation about in the first place?

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd May 14, 05:07 PM
What was the altercation about in the first place?
Bishes don't know 'bout my.......

Üser Friendly
22nd May 14, 05:27 PM
...your what?

Sans God
22nd May 14, 10:39 PM
It looked very sloppy and disorganized. Not becoming of my hero Snake.

NoBowie
22nd May 14, 11:23 PM
nah
I have much better hair and my 10" chap goes from dusk til dawn.

DUSK TO DAWN, BISHES, DUSK TO DAWN
That's great! Can your fella' cook too?

Pie of Hate
23rd May 14, 04:03 AM
Good thing I didn't post this in your CakeHole, otherwise I am sure you would edit the fuck out of it

I made a promise to myself that I would only do that to the Dr.'s posts. I did it once and it's not as good as I thought it would be so, didn't bother again.

Quote fixing is the funnier option.

Sans God
24th May 14, 04:41 AM
Although nice, crav maga dictates that the man should have used a minimum of movements to achieve his goal. Then again, just fuck the asshole up and be done with it.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
2nd July 14, 11:27 AM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhba89v1cXIQdz9D27

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd July 14, 11:30 AM
That punch just seemed slow as hell, damn.

Üser Friendly
2nd July 14, 11:43 AM
don't fuck with his hot dogs

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd July 14, 11:50 AM
"NOW SON, IF YOU GONNA BE TOUCHIN' A MAN'S HOT DOG, LIKE THAT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE TOUCHIN' A MAN'S WOMAN!

NoBowie
2nd July 14, 11:56 AM
"NOW SON, IF YOU GONNA BE TOUCHIN' A MAN'S HOT DOG, LIKE THAT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DOOFA!

Feryk
2nd July 14, 11:58 AM
"NOW SON, IF YOU GONNA BE TOUCHIN' A MAN'S HOT DOG, LIKE THAT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE TOUCHIN' A MAN'S WOMAN!

This is both metaphor and literally true in NoB's case.

NoBowie
2nd July 14, 12:03 PM
This is both metaphor and literally true in NoB's case.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Please explain like I am five.

Feryk
2nd July 14, 12:52 PM
Please explain like I am five.

No. Five year olds cannot handle this stuff.