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Üser Friendly
9th May 14, 07:24 PM
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0126_zps5264d3f0.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0126_zps5264d3f0.jpg.html)

Got new wellies

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0125_zps854f63b2.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0125_zps854f63b2.jpg.html)

NoBowie
9th May 14, 07:31 PM
No. Just no.

This is almost akin to making 'gladiator' brand tutus.

Or 'avenger' brand kitchen gloves.

Or 'hero' brand sock suspenders.

Spade: The Real Snake
10th May 14, 01:00 AM
Is that so you can shit in your boots, should no bucket be handy?


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nihilist
10th May 14, 05:01 AM
They are for wading through resolve posts.

Üser Friendly
10th May 14, 01:34 PM
LOL @NoB

The Wellington boot is named after one of the greatest warriors Ireland has ever produced

and FTR i would definatly buy Avenger kitchen gloves...avenge kitchen spills with AVENGER!!!

Angry Mandrill
10th May 14, 07:26 PM
little girl boots, they are.

real boots? mah wolverines! waterproof, shockproof, nonslip, steel toe, steel shank, and made in usa. i'd post a pic, but this dumbass site crashes if i try. fuck you, phrost. fuck you in your well-worn bullshido canal.

www.shoes.com/ProductImages/shoes_ia12036.jpg (http://www.shoes.com/ProductImages/shoes_ia12036.jpg)

Üser Friendly
11th May 14, 03:44 AM
It is part of the Irish constitution that every one own at least one pair of wellies

Steel shank?

Spade: The Real Snake
11th May 14, 09:57 AM
those are what we put on children when it's raining to keep them dry when playing in puddles

do yours look like dinosaurs, too?

Angry Mandrill
11th May 14, 10:31 AM
piece of steel in the sole to stiffen it for longer life and better support. i suppose it provides some protection against penetration injury, but to have that for real you need a steel insole.

Üser Friendly
11th May 14, 11:55 AM
My new wellies are steel toe cap with a steel arch support

Shank is archaic english for leg

@Sanke

WTF would you know about wellies desert orchid?

Spade: The Real Snake
11th May 14, 07:35 PM
PduoXsei-mo

nihilist
12th May 14, 11:04 AM
He had to ask.


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Pie of Hate
13th May 14, 08:14 AM
That's what it's like in the 'normal' parts. Snake, however, lives here:-

http://rvecafe.com/Assets2/cal09hL.jpg

Üser Friendly
13th May 14, 11:16 AM
Who even owns a pair of wellies?

Are ye all city slickers?

nihilist
14th May 14, 02:17 AM
I own a pair. They are for pressure washing or working in the pond.
That's about it.
Today I saw a dipshit walking around the road on the side of his property in a pair in 80 degree weather. He was picking weeds and using a leaf blower.
What a dumbass.

Sans God
14th May 14, 03:52 AM
Swamps or other wet regions of course. I am living in a drought region where flip flops are the foot wear du jour.

Üser Friendly
14th May 14, 07:39 AM
We can be in the Welly Gang Reese

nihilist
14th May 14, 11:46 AM
No.

Üser Friendly
14th May 14, 12:30 PM
Fuck you then

I was only being polite

Spade: The Real Snake
14th May 14, 04:47 PM
That's what it's like in the 'normal' parts. Snake, however, lives here:-

http://rvecafe.com/Assets2/cal09hL.jpg
Bish plz.
That fucking old decrepit trailer is probably twice the size of your 'flat'.

Spade: The Real Snake
14th May 14, 04:48 PM
If you look close, that isn't even an Arizona license plate. It *looks* like Alberta. It's like a fucking Canucklestanian that winter-squats in the desert.

Adouglasmhor
15th May 14, 12:54 AM
PduoXsei-mo

That's a balmy autumn day in Scotland,NW England or Ireland

Üser Friendly
15th May 14, 05:09 AM
I knew you'd be a welly man Dougie

NoBowie
15th May 14, 10:25 AM
My vision ofDougie in wellies is so detailed I can fap to it.

Üser Friendly
24th September 14, 01:39 PM
The piece of shit wellies have already got a hole in them

Only 4 months old

FUCKUEBAY!

NoBowie
24th September 14, 01:45 PM
The wellies have already got a hole in them...

FUCK THE WELLIES!

OH GOD! YES! YES!

Spade: The Real Snake
24th September 14, 02:11 PM
Try washing your feet with actual soap and clean water and trim your fucking hoof you goddam Irish fucking hobbit.

Feryk
24th September 14, 02:27 PM
They weren't designed to withstand the abuse Doofa heaps upon them.

nihilist
24th September 14, 02:34 PM
That's right Doofa, the boots can't handle the bacteria introduced when used as a shitbucket.

Üser Friendly
24th September 14, 02:49 PM
Don't make excuses for them DAMIT!

Feryk
24th September 14, 02:55 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/features/the-10-best-wellington-boots-2241807.html

You clearly didn't do your homework. I think you should invest in a pair of 'Le Chameau'.

nihilist
24th September 14, 03:08 PM
You clearly didn't do your homework. (http://blog.timesunion.com/ontheedge/manure-appropriate-boots/42418/#1114101=0)

Üser Friendly
24th September 14, 03:22 PM
http://www.arco.co.uk/103/content/product/0591700.jpg

these were my last pair

Lasted 4 years or so

Adouglasmhor
24th September 14, 04:09 PM
I was just going to say get a pair of dunlop wellies. Under e20 for non safety pricemaster ones.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th September 14, 04:23 PM
Are you a soft Hobbit? Fucking Mr. Frodo and Samwise walked through the Dead Marches without shoes, you weaksauce faggot.

nihilist
24th September 14, 04:36 PM
Doofa, is the shit really stacked so high around your place that you need knee-high boots?


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Spade: The Real Snake
24th September 14, 04:59 PM
Doofa, is the shit really stacked so high around your place that you need knee-high boots?

He's a Hobbit.
ALL boots are kneehigh.

Feryk
25th September 14, 10:06 AM
Are you a soft Hobbit? Fucking Mr. Frodo and Samwise walked through the Dead Marches without shoes, you weaksauce faggot.

They also carried the One Ring, and destroyed it. Hobbits > than Doofa.

Üser Friendly
25th September 14, 03:25 PM
City slickers

Feryk
25th September 14, 03:35 PM
Country Bumpkin

Üser Friendly
25th September 14, 03:43 PM
I was just going to say get a pair of dunlop wellies. Under e20 for non safety pricemaster ones.

Pity the fool that don't have no steel toe caps (€60)

nihilist
26th September 14, 12:43 AM
I drop deuces that will crush toes




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Adouglasmhor
26th September 14, 06:00 PM
Pity the fool that don't have no steel toe caps (€60)
I don't have anything I need to move that I need steelies on when wearing wellies; I have safety trainers and cat boots for things I do need toetectors for.

Feryk
30th September 14, 10:46 AM
Mrs. doofa is lucky if he takes his Wellies off before bedtime. He uses them for everything.

Üser Friendly
30th September 14, 12:33 PM
she loves it

NoBowie
30th September 14, 12:40 PM
she loves it

What? Wellie fisting? Ewww.

Feryk
1st October 14, 10:35 AM
Only you would fist your rubber boot.

Üser Friendly
9th January 15, 07:54 AM
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0036_zpsf44afefe.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0036_zpsf44afefe.jpg.html)

Got another pair as the last two leaked

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0038_zpsdeeaa217.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0038_zpsdeeaa217.jpg.html)

Thanks Mr Dunlop

I will!

nihilist
9th January 15, 11:40 PM
Your boots are tired.

Spade: The Real Snake
10th January 15, 12:15 AM
WARRIORS don't need rainbooties.

nihilist
10th January 15, 04:40 AM
They are shitwaders.

NoBowie
10th January 15, 12:35 PM
They are shitwaders.

No. Doof takes off his boots to walk through feces.

Üser Friendly
10th January 15, 02:37 PM
WARRIORS don't need rainbooties.

Any fool can be uncomfortable

Spade: The Real Snake
10th January 15, 03:25 PM
I WANT RUBBERS INSIDE ME

nihilist
10th January 15, 05:39 PM
No. Doof shits into the boots and walks around in them.

Adouglasmhor
11th January 15, 03:26 AM
Any fool can be uncomfortable
Fucked by Monty.

Jean-Paul Sartre
19th August 18, 03:27 PM
I broke down and bought wellies. I am turning into doof, digging holes all the time. I have calloused hands now. Soon I will spring for a shit bucket and then it's all downhill from there.

http://i.imgur.com/YYSGZgP.jpg

Üser Friendly
20th August 18, 06:45 AM
^Name change to 'n00fa' please thx^

MerkinMuffly
22nd August 18, 02:26 PM
Yoyu tried to plant some weed and accidentally nicked an irrigation line, didn't you?