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Üser Friendly
19th March 14, 02:51 PM
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/4436/20140317/give-your-car-a-big-smile-emotion-sensors-aim-to-lessen-incidents-of-road-rage.htm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8N72t7aScY


In the near future, smiling or frowning at one's car may mean cruising smoothly at one's pace or the car reminding the driver to slow down because the person might be experiencing road rage.

No more speeding for you NoB, not when your car sees the expresion of rature as you hit 120

Spade: The Real Snake
19th March 14, 03:24 PM
NoB is too much of a pussy for road rage.

Sans God
19th March 14, 03:31 PM
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/4436/20140317/give-your-car-a-big-smile-emotion-sensors-aim-to-lessen-incidents-of-road-rage.htm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8N72t7aScY



No more speeding for you NoB, not when your car sees the expresion of rature as you hit 120

Thanks! Always up for clarity on staff.

AAAAAA
19th March 14, 05:20 PM
You ever had such a day that when you're driving home, you almost hope someone would try to fuck with you?
I want a car that understands and approves of this. It can try and manipulate me out of it but it must always be on my side. Or I'll switch brands.

Say, an Audi is the kind of car that would just disapprove and call the police. If they still did proper cars, I'd want an Alfa.
Right now an Eastern European or a Korean might do, as they'd want to build a reputation.

Üser Friendly
20th March 14, 01:32 AM
Thanks! Always up for clarity on staff.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Knight-Rider.jpg

Feryk
20th March 14, 03:34 PM
You ever had such a day that when you're driving home, you almost hope someone would try to fuck with you?
I want a car that understands and approves of this. It can try and manipulate me out of it but it must always be on my side. Or I'll switch brands.

Say, an Audi is the kind of car that would just disapprove and call the police. If they still did proper cars, I'd want an Alfa.
Right now an Eastern European or a Korean might do, as they'd want to build a reputation.

I want my car's AI to be down for actively fucking with the other car. Everything from spoofing the offender's electronics into a stall to oil slicks, etc. Nothing overtly violent, but a lot of dirty tricks.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th March 14, 03:55 PM
Why don't you start taking some of those fat blocker pills you big fat fucking heavyweights love so much and you will have your own "oil slick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea)" capability.

Feryk
21st March 14, 05:06 PM
...that's just gross, that is.

Pass me the Bucket O' Chicken.

jubei33
22nd March 14, 07:38 AM
You ever had such a day that when you're driving home, you almost hope someone would try to fuck with you?
I want a car that understands and approves of this.

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