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‹ser Friendly
4th September 13, 12:44 PM
Got a new car

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0001_zps78c50b6a.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0001_zps78c50b6a.jpg.html)

09 1.6 diesel Citroen Berlingo

Smart enough to bring the wife to a posh arts event

Big enough to carry my cement mixer

Feryk
4th September 13, 01:04 PM
He's not quite so into the rape, now that he only paddles on one side of the canoe.

Spade: The Real Snake
4th September 13, 01:16 PM
Got a new car

09 1.6 diesel Citroen Berlingo

Smart enough to bring the wife to a posh arts event

Big enough for athiestmantis and I to double-date the Ewe Sisters.

AAAAAA
4th September 13, 02:36 PM
Got a new car

http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0001_zps78c50b6a.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0001_zps78c50b6a.jpg.html)

09 1.6 diesel Citroen Berlingo

Smart enough to bring the wife to a posh arts event

Big enough to carry my cement mixer

Nice car. I rented one in Portugal, enough room for 5 people and luggage, fine with white roads.

‹ser Friendly
4th September 13, 02:50 PM
The diesel engine gives her loads of pulling power aswell

just need a tow bar

Adouglasmhor
4th September 13, 04:42 PM
You are in Ireland, rain plus French electrics, good luck with that. I like the Berlingo the Kangoo and the Partner but have always been put of by the electrics.

AAAAAA
4th September 13, 05:39 PM
You are in Ireland, rain plus French electrics, good luck with that. I like the Berlingo the Kangoo and the Partner but have always been put of by the electrics.

That might be one of those hard-to-die myths though, it's not the Seventies anymore and they're supposed to use standardized components and even blueprints?

Neildo
5th September 13, 12:13 AM
should have got the skoda yeti

Adouglasmhor
5th September 13, 12:41 AM
That might be one of those hard-to-die myths though, it's not the Seventies anymore and they're supposed to use standardized components and even blueprints?

The electrics in all French cars are still made by an old guy in a backstreet workshop in Marseilles.

Seriously it's not the components at fault it's assembly and especially sealing etc. they seem to fail at.

‹ser Friendly
5th September 13, 01:53 AM
Just had a Kangoo

The electrics were shot

Had no speedometer for the last few years

AAAAAA
5th September 13, 02:45 AM
The electrics in all French cars are still made by an old guy in a backstreet workshop in Marseilles.

Seriously it's not the components at fault it's assembly and especially sealing etc. they seem to fail at.

My dad used to have a citroen CX. I still think it's the coolest car I've ever been in, for sure the more confrortable, but damn did it break down.

Adouglasmhor
5th September 13, 02:56 AM
If I was going to run a classic car I would really love a CitroŽn SM or maybe even a CX - maybe when I retire. I

‹ser Friendly
6th August 14, 02:20 PM
She had her first service the other day

The mechanic was very excited about the full service record

very excited

Dufus Prime
13th August 14, 03:24 AM
What's a motard?

‹ser Friendly
13th August 14, 03:29 AM
How confusing

Dufus Prime
13th August 14, 03:35 AM
Only to those who eat too many root veg.

‹ser Friendly
13th August 14, 03:47 AM
How many root vegitables is too much?

Oh, and potatos are not roots by the way

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 14, 07:59 AM
So which one of you faggots owns that fugly faggoty car: Dooftard or Potatard?

Dufus Prime
13th August 14, 08:12 AM
Mercedes c220 kompressor - me

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 14, 08:29 AM
Yeah Dave wouldn't know WTF a Mercedes is
I think DoofaLoofa is actually Alex/Taterbate trying to troll us by running both accounts

Dufus Prime
13th August 14, 08:45 AM
I think DoofaLoofa is actually Alex/Taterbate trying to troll us by running both accountsHerocy BURN HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! er ME.. no wait !

‹ser Friendly
13th August 14, 10:46 AM
Yeah Dave wouldn't know WTF a Mercedes is
I think DoofaLoofa is actually Alex/Taterbate trying to troll us by running both accounts

I don't think NoB or Reese would let me loose with any kind of power on this forum

imagine the consiqueces

Dufus Prime
13th August 14, 10:47 AM
Imagine...

Because you'd be full of hypocrasy wouldn't you

‹ser Friendly
13th August 14, 10:56 AM
Imagine...

Because you'd be full of hypocrasy wouldn't you

Now that sounds like Fake

Dufus Prime
13th August 14, 11:04 AM
is this a black thing ?

You know Fake is black, right.

Fucking racist

‹ser Friendly
12th November 14, 02:42 PM
What did happen to Fake Doof?

Spade: The Real Snake
12th November 14, 04:59 PM
What did happen to Fake Doof?
He's *pretending* to fuck a goat.

resolve
13th November 14, 10:50 PM
Method actor.

‹ser Friendly
23rd April 15, 07:41 AM
http://i1137.photobucket.com/albums/n505/doofaloofa/Photo-0017_zpsgydc7xbr.jpg (http://s1137.photobucket.com/user/doofaloofa/media/Photo-0017_zpsgydc7xbr.jpg.html)

she fits an 18x24

Pie of Hate
1st May 15, 09:27 AM
Mass victim transport?

Feryk
1st May 15, 03:51 PM
Shit yes. A couple of rolls of duck tape and you got yourself a Friday Night that even Dexter would be proud of.

http://www.redbrick.me/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/930343-dexter.jpg

‹ser Friendly
2nd May 15, 02:22 AM
I'm ashamed of you Pvt Doom, not knowing an 18x24 when you see one

Pie of Hate
2nd May 15, 06:28 AM
Storage should measured in Litres.

AAAAAA
2nd May 15, 02:10 PM
Fahrenheit.

nope

AAAAAA
3rd May 15, 06:40 AM
Celcius doesn't work, you fucking fairy. Do the math. You end up with a 13 percent surplus in rpms.

That's because you must use kWh not horsepower you daft cunt.