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Robot Jesus
2nd January 13, 06:39 PM
238lbs, but the initial weighing was on a wii fit and I don't know how accurate they are.

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd January 13, 07:16 PM
Go use your snack and drinking money on firearms


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
2nd January 13, 09:42 PM
180 lbs put on 6 lbs over the holidays.

Start Kedno on Saturday & back to my usual diet so it should come off pretty quickly.

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd January 13, 08:12 AM
Dave Humm??

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 12:47 PM
The ex football player?

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd January 13, 01:39 PM
BOW 2 UR SENSEI!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 01:55 PM
Ahhh that Dave Humm.

No not him he's in the UK.

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd January 13, 02:08 PM
BOW 2 UR SENSEI'S SENSEI!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 02:35 PM
So you got some meth for Xmas

NoBowie
3rd January 13, 02:36 PM
I got some maths for Xmas

Of course you did.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 02:51 PM
Actually I got Physics & a bit of Maths for Xmas,

"Relativity: The Special & the General Theory" A. Einstein

"Geometry, Relativity & The Fourth Dimension" R. v. B. Rucker

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd January 13, 03:17 PM
Actually I got Physics & a bit of Maths for Xmas,

"Relativity: The Special & the General Theory" A. Einstein

"Geometry, Relativity & The Fourth Dimension" R. v. B. Rucker
Christ you must be the life of the party.
Oh, wait, you do Canucklestanian Crooksteeth Kendo........so no, you aren't

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 03:50 PM
I dont read them at parties you idiot.

NoBowie
3rd January 13, 04:29 PM
I dont get invited to parties you idiot.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 04:34 PM
I dont need no steeenking invite!

Harpy
3rd January 13, 05:31 PM
Max - I'm starting to like you more and more. Hakama 4 life!

NoBowie
3rd January 13, 05:35 PM
I only use Hakama as lingerie.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 06:03 PM
I think you would look good in Hakama with your flat cap.

Multicultural apparel... You could be the next MJS!!!

Harpy
3rd January 13, 06:50 PM
Max - did you take all your kit when you moved to Canada??

RJ - well done.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 07:08 PM
Nope just bought a Shinai when I got here & making do with borrowing kit when I need to.

Harpy
3rd January 13, 07:28 PM
Ewwww.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 07:32 PM
Just the bogu.

Have been doing much training as old injuries are fucking up my life most of the time.

:-(

NoBowie
3rd January 13, 07:35 PM
Ewwww.

I am sure he licks it clean before he puts it on.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
3rd January 13, 07:38 PM
I have servants for that

Harpy
3rd January 13, 07:39 PM
Max - you're doing better than NoB and I.

Spade: The Real Snake
4th January 13, 03:09 PM
that isn't saying much

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th January 13, 04:01 PM
Its OK Jesus loves them.

Harpy
4th January 13, 04:30 PM
I'm seriously considering asking resolve to convert me and help me make Christ my Lord and Saviour. Anything to annoy GOD.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th January 13, 06:26 PM
Apparently all you have to do is open your heart. Not sure if this should be done in a sterile environment or not though.

Harpy
4th January 13, 06:36 PM
I'm serious about it. After which I will open a Christian Kendo dojo.

MEN!!!!!!!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th January 13, 07:07 PM
Zen Jesus!

Like it.. First there was a Jesus then no Jesus then there was!!

billy sol hurok
4th January 13, 07:52 PM
Nice, Doc.

For the uninitiated:

CWkGs6MxATc

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 01:23 PM
87.1 kg. Not bad considering the lack of exercise and the sustained, glorious orgy of delightful meals I endured.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 01:24 PM
You and I are close in weight.
Pity you aren't jacked-up as I.

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 01:33 PM
You and I are close in weight.
Pity you aren't jacked-up as I.

That's for sure, as I spend my time indulging in levantine depravities whilst you bring about global warming and measure your bicep circumference.

But I'll catch up, as from today I'm back on track with what I call exercise and diet (for you it'd equal to a slight warm-up and the best food you ever had)

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 01:39 PM
That's for sure, as I spend my time indulging in levantine depravities whilst you bring about global warming and measure your bicep circumference.
I don't need to measure my bicep circumference, I just let the wolf-glares from the ladies tell me I'm "doing it right".
Back to your skinny little Italian suits, with you, Giuseppe.


But I'll catch up, as from today I'm back on track with what I call exercise and diet (for you it'd equal to a slight warm-up and the best food you ever had)
You won't "catch-up" as this would presuppose I would "slow down".
Enjoy the view from the back while American "deep glute thrust lunges" our way to victory.

NoBowie
7th January 13, 01:42 PM
"deep glute thrust lunges"

Video please. I need to um... watch so I can learn how to do these.

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 02:18 PM
I don't need to measure my bicep circumference, I just let the wolf-glares from the ladies tell me I'm "doing it right".
Back to your skinny little Italian suits, with you, Giuseppe.


If your muscles bulge, you're doing it wrong.
You need to be slim and toned, in order to wear the good suits.

Haven't you seen those ambassadors of Italian dignified style and culture, such as Lapo Elkann? He's getting quality eastern-european-dictators-daughter pussy lately. Strive to be like him, Joe.



You won't "catch-up" as this would presuppose I would "slow down".
Enjoy the view from the back while American "deep glute thrust lunges" our way to victory.

You'll need powerful glutei to drag Mississippi to victory with you indeed!
Now if you excuse me, I have to do some light exercise while I think of dinner and pinstriped suits.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 02:25 PM
If your muscles bulge, you're doing it wrong.
You need to be slim and toned, in order to wear the good suits.
Jason Statham disagrees.


Haven't you seen those ambassadors of Italian dignified style and culture, such as Lapo Elkann? He's getting quality eastern-european-dictators-daughter pussy lately. Strive to be like him, Joe.
I had to "Google" it.
Looks like Ron Perlman with AIDS.
You can strive to be like him all you want, Joe.




You'll need powerful glutei to drag Mississippi to victory with you indeed!
Now if you excuse me, I have to do some light exercise while I think of dinner and pinstriped suits.
I'm off to re-read the Bullshido thread detailing how much the EuroBullies are pussies.

NoBowie
7th January 13, 02:32 PM
My ex-wife's Italian hubby is afraid of me. Me. Scared to be in the same building because he is afraid of physical violence on my part.

Not a violent person. Couldn't give a shit about him one way or the other. If you want to marry a bitch with 4 of someone else's children more power to you.

Can't get much more pussy than that.

Harpy
7th January 13, 03:20 PM
I think it shows he has a big heart. Seriously.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:22 PM
My ex-wife's Italian hubby is afraid of me. Me. Scared to be in the same building because he is afraid of physical violence on my part.

Not a violent person. Couldn't give a shit about him one way or the other. If you want to marry a bitch with 4 of someone else's children more power to you.

Can't get much more pussy than that.

rAbmF_tW808


Mayhap he saw your Bullshido profile and read you trained Judo and Kaju?

rAbmF_tW808

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 03:34 PM
Jason Statham disagrees.


yeah yeah, and Vin Diesel too right?



I had to "Google" it.
Looks like Ron Perlman with AIDS.
You can strive to be like him all you want, Joe.


He's the Agnelli family (fiat, ferrari) heir and OD'd on cocaine during a transex party some years ago.
So they sent him to the US and since then he's doing great!



I'm off to re-read the Bullshido thread detailing how much the EuroBullies are pussies.

I'll just answer with a standard
"How many TD's have you been to? THEN SHUT UP FAG"

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 03:37 PM
Can't get much more pussy than that.

He's sensitive! And he knows you guys have guns and love to fight. He's only trained in the arts of love.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:38 PM
yeah yeah, and Vin Diesel too right?
Nah, Vin Diesel is much bulkier than I.
I'm closer to Batman Begins Christian Bale than Vin Diesel.
I just chose Statham cuz he was a model.




He's the Agnelli family (fiat, ferrari) heir and OD'd on cocaine during a transex party some years ago.
So they sent him to the US and since then he's doing great!
So you can take the Fag out of the Euro.......




I'll just answer with a standard
"How many TD's have you been to? THEN SHUT UP FAG"
>_<

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:39 PM
He's 5'2".

Harpy
7th January 13, 03:42 PM
Snake Faghag also chose Statham because he used to sell knock-off Rolex watches near Harrods.

creativo - Tharuz went to a TD. Enough said.

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 03:43 PM
He's 5"2

Should I remind you he's a pussy too... yet it's enough to steal your wimminz?

Keep bulking up!

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:44 PM
Plus Statham was just listed on NoB's HeightFetish thread

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:44 PM
Should I remind you he's a pussy too... yet it's enough to steal your wimminz?

Keep bulking up!
He hasn't stolen shit from me, the slimly little greaseball dago. He's hiding up in Canucklestan like a good little Jody.

Harpy
7th January 13, 03:47 PM
Nic Cage and Travolta are of Italian descent right?

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 03:48 PM
Nah, Vin Diesel is much bulkier than I.
I'm closer to Batman Begins Christian Bale than Vin Diesel.
I just chose Statham cuz he was a model.


It's still teenagers poster material. You need a charming, mature manliness model.
Can I suggest Winston Churchill?
But one that smiles more. Like, an Italian Churchill.



So you can take the Fag out of the Euro.......


No. You can make it fashionable with enough money though.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:52 PM
Nic Cage and Travolta are of Italian descent right?

and so is Danny DeVito

Spade: The Real Snake
7th January 13, 03:54 PM
It's still teenagers poster material. You need a charming, mature manliness model.

I'll remember that when I'm Jody-ing all your Italian girlfriends.

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 04:11 PM
I'll remember that when I'm Jody-ing all your Italian girlfriends.

I don't guarantee anything!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th January 13, 04:14 PM
But one that smiles more. Like, an Italian Churchill.


Belusconi?

AAAAAA
7th January 13, 04:58 PM
Belusconi?

Bitches love him.

Feryk
8th January 13, 12:16 PM
Bitches love his money and influence.