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I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 09:52 AM
So since CTCgate I got bumped out & now cant remember my password. So Phrost (PBUH) allowed this new account to be set up.

Could I have my old Dr Faustus username back pls?

Cullion
24th November 12, 11:00 AM
Prove that you're the real Dr. Faustus.

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 11:37 AM
Snake is gay

Cullion
24th November 12, 12:01 PM
'Snake' is not gay, he is angrily ungay.

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 12:13 PM
Nah, that ain't Faustus. I've blocked Faustus, and I can see this new guy's posts just fine.

Nice try, impostor, but you gotta get up really early in the morning to fool me!

Spade: The Real Snake
24th November 12, 12:25 PM
'Snake' is not gay, he is angrily ungay.

I think I love you, Cullion


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billy sol hurok
24th November 12, 12:35 PM
So since CTCgate I got bumped out & now cant remember my password.

Did you try "F1st4ss?

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 01:00 PM
'Snake' is not gay, he is angrily ungay.

Therein lies the conundrum

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 01:07 PM
Nah, that ain't Faustus. I've blocked Faustus, and I can see this new guy's posts just fine.

Nice try, impostor, but you gotta get up really early in the morning to fool me!

And you're supposed to be the clev0r one around here.....

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 01:13 PM
Did you try "F1st4ss?

Snake wont let me, he's still in denial.

OZZ
24th November 12, 01:33 PM
Conjure up a Mephistopheles likeness and we will believe you.

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 01:42 PM
And you're supposed to be the clev0r one around here.....

Clever enough to make a joke you couldn't get.

That's consistent with you being Faustus, but he's not the only fuckwit in these parts, so this is not strong authentication of your identity.

Send a PNG of your tongueprint to GOD.

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I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 01:43 PM
Shut up fatty!

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 01:44 PM
Conjure up a Mephistopheles likeness and we will believe you.
No way is Sociocide's Faustus that awesome. At best he'd manage a mole on an imp's ass.

A negative of which I'd expect on that tongueprint.

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I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 01:45 PM
Conjure up a Mephistopheles likeness and we will believe you.

I'm not allowed to post links due to post count issues.

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 01:46 PM
OK fatty's on ignore!

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 01:52 PM
I'm not allowed to post links due to I AM AN ASS SUCKER.
I know how to resolve this.

Give us the doppelganger password.

Now, I know we never gave you that password, probably because we hadn't verified you weren't a doppelganger at that point. Certainly we can't now, with the matter so much in question.

Nevertheless, we must now demand the password.

And if you don't give the right answer, an immediate ban is the obvious next step.

Sent from my Tricorder

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
24th November 12, 02:32 PM
Sorry I cant hear you due to you being a fat arrogant cunt.

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 03:51 PM
Well, let's break this down.

Either this guy is a sockpuppet or an impostor.

If he's an impostor, we obviously don't want to give him access to DF's account.

If he's a sockpuppet, ban plz.

Reasoning further: If he's an impostor, we'll know it when DF next logs in. Unfortunately, the impostor may be taking advantage of a known absence by DF, possibly a sabbatical. Such absences can last a while; a year is not atypical.

So, the course of action is obvious: Ban this new account, and wait a year for DF to log in. (I totally promise to let you know when the year is up.) If he hasn't, unban the new account and give him some means to log into DF's account.

Totally foolproof. Indeed, if this actually is DF, it renders the forum proof against at least one fool for a year. There's no downside!

Spade: The Real Snake
24th November 12, 03:52 PM
And I thought Max couldn't get any more annoying


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Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 03:59 PM
And I thought Max couldn't get any more annoying
It's hard for me to believe as well.

nihilist
24th November 12, 10:15 PM
Since you have cancer, the only thing I can give you is a bootleg copy of DOOM II

nihilist
24th November 12, 10:16 PM
And a years supply of Turtle Wax.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th November 12, 10:17 PM
Have I mentioned my sudden felling by a case of severe menstrul cramps?


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nihilist
24th November 12, 10:27 PM
Have I mentioned my sudden felling by a case of severe menstrul cramps?


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Might I then suggest that you not strul so many men.

nihilist
24th November 12, 10:28 PM
I believe you have the power to change your own name, BTW.

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 11:08 PM
I believe you have the power to change your own name, BTW.
May I have the non-reciprocal power to change his name?

nihilist
24th November 12, 11:11 PM
It's tempting, believe me.

Syntactical Disruptorize
24th November 12, 11:14 PM
It's tempting, believe me.
I pray to thee, O Lord, in my hour of lulz.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th November 12, 11:20 PM
Will I get a free video game to stave off my chronic illnesses?


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nihilist
24th November 12, 11:25 PM
I can send you a video game costume that will keep you free of STDs for as long as you wear it. (http://www.anytimecostumes.com/mens/board-and-video-games/halloween-super-mario-bros-toad-mens-costume-R889279.html?code=googlepla&s_kwcid=PTC!pla!!!20601823922!g!!17134620122&utm_source=GoogleBase&source=productlistings&id=20601823922&CAWELAID=1266811844&catargetid=1546005796&cagpspn=pla&gclid=CLKGr4mj6bMCFQuCQgodNkAA7g)

Spade: The Real Snake
24th November 12, 11:46 PM
I bet I could conjure up a few STDs wearing that
Penicillin doesn't cure EVERYTHING


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Harpy
25th November 12, 01:52 AM
Have I mentioned my sudden felling by a case of severe menstrul cramps?
Solidarity sister!

Max - hang in there. Trust in GOD and stop making fun of fatties.

nihilist
25th November 12, 04:47 AM
I bet I could conjure up a few STDs wearing that
Penicillin doesn't cure EVERYTHING


Sent by telekinesis via CerebroYou aren't going to 'conjure up' any sex wearing that.

Hedley LaMarr
25th November 12, 05:30 AM
I bet I could conjure up a few STDs from my ass
Penicillin doesn't cure EVERYTHING ;)


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Harpy
25th November 12, 05:42 AM
I bet I could conjure up a few STDs wearing that
Penis doesn't cure EVERYTHING.
I just did you one better Hedley.

Harpy
25th November 12, 05:45 AM
I can send you a video game costume that will keep you free of STDs for as long as you wear it. (http://www.anytimecostumes.com/mens/board-and-video-games/halloween-super-mario-bros-toad-mens-costume-R889279.html?code=googlepla&s_kwcid=PTC!pla!!!20601823922!g!!17134620122&utm_source=GoogleBase&source=productlistings&id=20601823922&CAWELAID=1266811844&catargetid=1546005796&cagpspn=pla&gclid=CLKGr4mj6bMCFQuCQgodNkAA7g)
Wait...shirt and pants not included? What kind of sick cosplay is that?

Also, screw official 'licensed' costumes.

nihilist
25th November 12, 05:59 AM
Also, screw official 'licensed' costumes.

Looks like you will be getting those STDs after all, Snake.

billy sol hurok
25th November 12, 08:09 AM
You aren't going to 'conjure up' any sex wearing that.

At least not until teh r33l dr fisty returns.

Spade: The Real Snake
25th November 12, 09:02 AM
Hedley is all cap, no stem

Adouglasmhor
25th November 12, 11:25 AM
I miss Hedley's button mushroom

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
25th November 12, 12:00 PM
HA!

Thankyou m'lard

Spade: The Real Snake
25th November 12, 01:38 PM
It's so small, I think we all missed Hedley's button mushroom


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Hedley LaMarr
25th November 12, 02:42 PM
I'm so alone, I think we all kissed Hedley's button mushroom


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Syntactical Disruptorize
25th November 12, 09:08 PM
Dear admins, the next time DF manages to ban himself through personal incompetence, please consider letting the result stand.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
25th November 12, 10:39 PM
Dear God (TM Sociocide all rights reserved)

Chuck is a fat cunt.

Amen

Syntactical Disruptorize
25th November 12, 11:47 PM
One advantage to the shithead coming back under his own identity: His posts disappear for me.

Now, since we appear to think he was this other user, can he be banned for sockpuppetry? Or anything else? I'm flexible.

nihilist
26th November 12, 12:02 AM
He claims that Phrost granted him entrée.

nihilist
26th November 12, 12:04 AM
my avatar is a fat cunt.

Amen

Harpy
26th November 12, 12:18 AM
It's great we have decent admin on the forum. Hope you give GOD a fruit basket as a mark of your gratitude.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th November 12, 12:20 AM
He claims that Phrost granted him entrée.
Phrost says that about all the boys

Harpy
26th November 12, 12:24 AM
Phrost is awesome and laidback. He doesn't chuck a fit when someone needs a password reset or account recovered. Steve and GOD follow this trend, it's all good.

xo,
Alt-Lily

nihilist
26th November 12, 12:55 AM
[barfs]

Harpy
26th November 12, 01:35 AM
*sees rainbows coming out of GOD*

Syntactical Disruptorize
26th November 12, 02:02 AM
He claims that Phrost granted him entrée.Then by all means let us serve him up as one.

resolve
26th November 12, 04:04 AM
Funniest thread I've read in a loooooong time.

Harpy
26th November 12, 04:23 AM
Funny for all the wrong reasons.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th November 12, 08:03 AM
Phrost is awesome and laidback. He doesn't chuck a fit when someone needs a password reset or account recovered. Steve and GOD follow this trend, it's all good.

xo,
Lily

Spade: The Real Snake
26th November 12, 08:04 AM
Phrost is awesome and laidback. He doesn't chuck a fit when someone needs a password reset or account recovered. Steve and GOD follow this trend, it's all good.

xo,
Lily2

JerseyWhore
27th November 12, 12:44 PM
Modest Mom and Pop business are expanding many thanks to the Globe Wide Internet
ï»?He studied the science of hitting like you would a subject at school Do you like cheap jerseys? There are many jerseys sold online

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
27th November 12, 12:46 PM
Funny you should ask, NoB loves cheap jerseys!!!

NoBowie
27th November 12, 12:53 PM
Funny you should ask, NoB loves chimp jerkey!!!
Yes I do. Delicious.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th November 12, 01:26 PM
i loves Jersey assless chaps!!!




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Syntactical Disruptorize
28th November 12, 05:08 AM
Modest Mom and Pop business are expanding many thanks to the Globe Wide Internet
ï»?He studied the science of hitting like you would a subject at school Do you like cheap jerseys? There are many jerseys sold online
DF is now using his sockpuppets for spamming purposes. Ban plz.

nihilist
28th November 12, 10:45 AM
If this were BS, he would have made mod by now with those tactics.

Spade: The Real Snake
28th November 12, 10:51 AM
especially if he was a Euro