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Feryk
20th July 12, 12:15 PM
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/07/20/first-picture-of-colorado-dark-knight-massacre-suspect-james-holmes/


This just sickens me. I really don't care how mentally ill this guy was, it's a damn tragedy.

My son is going to the premiere tonight (we're a day behind for some reason).

Spade: The Real Snake
20th July 12, 12:44 PM
Fucking people. You know, you can't even go out and try and enjoy a little of the life you fucking put together from fucking scratch. It's bad enough all the neckbeards and mouthbreathers in the theatre, but now you have crackpot whackadoos using it to be "PART OF THE SHOW!!"

Spade: The Real Snake
20th July 12, 01:36 PM
A heavily armed gunman opened fire in the middle of a packed midnight screening of "The Dark Knight Rises" ... killing at least a dozen moviegoers and reportedly wounding at least 50 others (including a 3-month-old baby) in Aurora, Colorado.
who brings a 3 month old to a midnight movie?
seriously.
goddamn selfish fuckers.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
20th July 12, 02:13 PM
Colo. shooting suspect James Holmes' apartment booby trapped, police say (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57476636/colo-shooting-suspect-james-holmes-apartment-booby-trapped-police-say/?tag=contentMain;contentBody)

Harpy
20th July 12, 03:05 PM
Terrible and sickening but this is the America you live in.

I'm going to the 10am showing in 4 hours time as I knew going to the late Friday show was a bad idea.

Robot Jesus
20th July 12, 03:16 PM
Is it overly cynical to hope that attacks like this shift the existential dread many feel away from rag heads towards nutters being nutty?

Feryk
20th July 12, 03:21 PM
We have enough room to dread both.

Robot Jesus
20th July 12, 03:26 PM
yes, but people have short memories and lack focus; at least it's impossible to legislate to protect people from this sort of attack.

Feryk
20th July 12, 03:28 PM
The question becomes, do you want to live in a society that takes extreme security measures to guard against this kind of thing, or would you prefer to just endure these attacks from time to time?

Robot Jesus
20th July 12, 04:17 PM
nothing can be done to stop attacks like this, we will have to endure them for the same reason we endure forest fires.

Feryk
20th July 12, 04:36 PM
You can make it harder by having checkpoints, metal detectors, curfews, etc. etc. etc.

The question is whether or not it is worth giving up personal liberties to be safe. If so, how much?

Spade: The Real Snake
20th July 12, 04:47 PM
You can make it harder by having checkpoints, metal detectors, curfews, etc. etc. etc.

The question is whether or not it is worth giving up personal liberties to be safe. If so, how much?
It will be worth it in the short-term, to quell the fears of the army of "panicky Petes" and "nervous Nellies" whinging on about "somebody's gotta do something".....NOW

Only to have them question the need of all these "Gestapo tactics" by the "fascists" that they fully endorsed, expected and demanded to "feel safe" during the initial blush....and off-handedly claim they "never supported those jackboot methods".

Robot Jesus
20th July 12, 04:52 PM
You can make it harder by having checkpoints, metal detectors, curfews, etc. etc. etc.

all that work for something that happens once every few years and even then would be almost impossible to prevent? doesn't make any sense.


The question is whether or not it is worth giving up personal liberties to be safe. If so, how much?

Some times, the real question is how much safer will we be really? Notionally the TSA is trying to stop terrorist organizations that can be monitored and tracked. It could be argued that being harassed in an airport is an effective way to stop the terrorist organizations. curfews and metal detectors in theatres will not stop the next lone nut, because the next lone nut will go going for something completely different.

Robot Jesus
20th July 12, 04:53 PM
It will be worth it in the short-term, to quell the fears of the army of "panicky Petes" and "nervous Nellies" whinging on about "somebody's gotta do something".....NOW


some people will, and they will be idiots.

Feryk
20th July 12, 05:03 PM
all that work for something that happens once every few years and even then would be almost impossible to prevent? doesn't make any sense.



Some times, the real question is how much safer will we be really?

How much 'safer' would you have to be to give up your rights? Would you say, agree to a curfew, if it helped to stop people bombing your subway? Would you allow the entire city to be blanketed with surveillance cameras to reduce crime, and maybe prevent terrorists from blowing up a building or two? Perhaps you would settle for stifling the growth of your economy for 20 years, and sacrificing thousands of soldiers in order to keep the terrorists from leaving their home countries?

How much is enough? What cost for safety? What IS safety and are we getting our money's worth?

Robot Jesus
20th July 12, 05:09 PM
depends how likely subway bombing were, how vicious street crime was; mostly though how effective is enforcement is stopping this sort of thing from happening.

If I was living in Mega City 1 I would not have a problem with Judges bringing swift justice to the streets, but I don't live there so I don't think it necessary here.



After 9/11 America woke up to the truth that there are bad men out there who want to do the public harm; they never really asked why, and grossly over reacted, but there was something of a logic there. The world has changed, we are now aware of a threat, we must take action to combat it. in this case the world hasn't changed, there is no greater threat then this one guy, no further action need be taken. Unless the explosives could be better tracked.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th July 12, 06:24 PM
Jesus.....leave it to TMZ.....

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/20/james-holmes-sex-website-penis-cops/

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/07/20/0720-james-holmes-adult-friend-finder-4.jpg

nihilist
20th July 12, 10:16 PM
There are easier ways to get laid.

Vieux Normand
21st July 12, 09:20 AM
It will be worth it in the short-term, to quell the fears of the army of "panicky Petes" and "nervous Nellies" whinging on about "somebody's gotta do something".....NOW

Only to have them question the need of all these "Gestapo tactics" by the "fascists" that they fully endorsed, expected and demanded to "feel safe" during the initial blush....and off-handedly claim they "never supported those jackboot methods".

...which is why one might advocate that the "somebody's-got-to-DO-something" herd--best known for wanting somebody else to "do something"--try to fix matters on their own.

The first step towards this unheard-of degree of self-sufficiency would be for these exemplars to emerge from under their beds...

Spade: The Real Snake
21st July 12, 10:36 AM
...which is why one might advocate that the "somebody's-got-to-DO-something" herd--best known for wanting somebody else to "do something"--try to fix matters on their own.

The first step towards this unheard-of degree of self-sufficiency would be for these exemplars to emerge from under their beds...
Oh, NO, Vieux. They are taking a pro-active approach this time! (http://www.eonline.com/news/331964/latest-dark-knight-rises-fallout-movie-ads-yanked-costumes-banned-after-colorado-shooting?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories)

Robot Jesus
21st July 12, 11:59 AM
I would love to see this lead to increased funding for mental health services, sadly that's not sexy so it won't happen.

Spade: The Real Snake
21st July 12, 12:18 PM
I would love to see this lead to an increase of shipping our crazies to Canucklestan, but sadly, that'll lead to Canucklestanian sex so it won't happen

Robot Jesus
21st July 12, 12:32 PM
How are you going to fit the entire south in Canada without them freezing?

Spade: The Real Snake
21st July 12, 12:45 PM
who cares if they freeze.

Spade: The Real Snake
21st July 12, 02:11 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/07/banecapital.jpg


Limbaugh alleges that Bane's appearance in Christopher Nolan's film is deliberately designed to cause extremely stupid voters to think that Romney spent 15 years working alongside an actual imaginary super-villain to fight Batman

OZZ
21st July 12, 02:29 PM
This fucking sickens me and the sooner people stop talking about it and giving this creep the attention he craves, the better.
He's putting a black stain on a wonderful movie trilogy and its a shame.

Robot Jesus
21st July 12, 03:51 PM
also he killed a bunch of people, that's bad too.

Madgrenade
22nd July 12, 02:05 AM
This is an obvious false flag attack coming 1 week before the crucial US senate vote on the UN disarmament treaty. The guy was a PHD student of neurosciences in Denver, capital of the new world order, just down the road for Columbine. He had handlers and turned himself over to the police with no resistance. WAKE UP people.!

OZZ
22nd July 12, 06:17 AM
also he killed a bunch of people, that's bad too.

One of the victiims was a girl who was present at the Eaton's Centre shoot-up a few weeks ago.
She escaped with her life then, because she decided to wait outside for her friends, only to have this happen to her later on.
She was shot twice by this asshole, once in the leg and once in the head.

Madgrenade
22nd July 12, 06:28 AM
Blame that mind controlled patsy! Apparently the guy thinks he is shooting a movie and still hasn't dropped character.

nihilist
22nd July 12, 07:06 AM
We'll see if someone pulls a Jack Ruby.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 12, 08:31 AM
One of the victiims was a girl who was present at the Eaton's Centre shoot-up a few weeks ago.
She escaped with her life then, because she decided to wait outside for her friends, only to have this happen to her later on.
She was shot twice by this asshole, once in the leg and once in the head.

Hey, I thought you fagz were all strong-up on gun control and shit.

WHA' HAPPEN?

OZZ
22nd July 12, 10:03 AM
Hey, I thought you fagz were all strong-up on gun control and shit.

WHA' HAPPEN?

Somalian immigrants is what happened.
Two guys with a longstanding feud started blasting away in the food court.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 12, 10:50 AM
But....but....but....YOU GUYZ were supposed to have all the answers on GUN CONTROL.

Doesn't matter that they were immigrants! IT'S the Soviet Socialist Republic of Canucklestan!

nihilist
22nd July 12, 10:51 AM
It's death alley now.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 12, 10:53 AM
BITCHEZ -B- LEARNIN' 'Bout da HARrRD GANGSTA LYF IN DA FOOD COURT Y'ALL

Madgrenade
22nd July 12, 11:42 AM
Every citizen above 21 should be legally obliged to conceal carry a .38. See how far the mass shootists get when everyone is shooting back. Watch your backgrounds gentlemen.

EDIT: Plus rep to whoever tagged this thread "everyones a critic" Me and a buddy went to see this in the morning before we learned of this shooting. When we got back we were like: "I guess he didn't like the ending either."

Vieux Normand
22nd July 12, 01:54 PM
Every citizen above 21 should be legally obliged to conceal carry a .38.

NoB conceal-carries a 10-gauge. No details necessary.

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd July 12, 03:00 PM
TOO SOON!!!!!!

resolve
23rd July 12, 12:39 AM
False flag setup or a guy with way too much ability to find things on Ebay?

Harpy
23rd July 12, 01:50 AM
Are there any examples of where a US civilian carrying a weapon has stopped a shooting spree or other such random attack on civilians?

nihilist
23rd July 12, 02:19 AM
https://www.google.com/search?q=shooting%20twarted%20by%20concealed%20&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&source=hp&channel=np

Feryk
23rd July 12, 11:15 AM
The Mayor of Toronto, the Premier of Ontario, and the Toronto Chief of Police are all getting together to discuss how to curb gun violence. They all seem to be blaming the 'flow of illegal firearms from the US'.

So their solution will be to blame America. You know, 'cause that's new.

Spade: The Real Snake
23rd July 12, 12:20 PM
The Mayor of Toronto, the Premier of Ontario, and the Toronto Chief of Police are all getting together to discuss how to curb gun violence. They all seem to be blaming the 'flow of illegal firearms from the US'.

So their solution will be to blame America. You know, 'cause that's new.
Tell those fagz that any leftover guns we have all get sent to MEXICO.....not up to you 'tards.

Feryk
23rd July 12, 12:53 PM
You mean Operation Fast and Furious?

Just one indicator that something has gone horribly wrong.

Spade: The Real Snake
23rd July 12, 12:56 PM
You mean Operation Fast and Furious?

Just one indicator that something has gone horribly wrong.
That's because Obama doesn't understand the complex intricacies of the gun-trade, like Cheney.

Spade: The Real Snake
23rd July 12, 01:07 PM
Holmes may have been part of Occupy Wall Street's most violent faction Occupy Black Bloc.

Stupid 99 percenters (http://whatdoino-steve.blogspot.com/2011/10/what-joker-can-tell-us-about-occupy.html).

Feryk
23rd July 12, 01:13 PM
Canadians hate us:

Under the recently passed omnibus crime bill, the penalty for being caught bringing a handgun into Canada is a three-year minimum jail sentence.

Although, Canadian courts accept “cultural differences” as a legitimate defence. He said in some cases, "upstanding U.S. citizens” have been caught with a handgun at the border because they live in high-crime areas where owning and carrying a firearm is "normal" or “justifiable.”

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/story/2012/07/23/wdr-guns-windsor-border.html

We don't hate you. You are just that rich, ignorant inlaw we have to put up with.

nihilist
23rd July 12, 01:18 PM
HoB NoB

Cullion
23rd July 12, 02:03 PM
this motherfucker looks a lot like steev.

Feryk
23rd July 12, 02:08 PM
Put Maple Syrup on the fries and really show us who is boss.

Spade: The Real Snake
23rd July 12, 02:33 PM
this motherfucker looks a lot like steev.
I saw his AdultFriendFinder profile screencap on TMZ. He was looking for girls....so, not steev

Harpy
23rd July 12, 10:30 PM
Just read about two guys who had a fight during a TDKR screening in Pennsylvania. Someone supposedly yelled something that created a panic and had people running for the doors.

Spade: The Real Snake
23rd July 12, 11:16 PM
TDK and Fight should not be allowed in the same sentence together

AAAAAA
24th July 12, 10:57 AM
At least 3 men accused of making threats during or after watching the new Batman movie have been arrested in separate incidents, underscoring moviegoers' anxieties and heightened security in the wake of a deadly mass shooting at a Colorado theater showing the film.

http://news.yahoo.com/3-arrested-separate-dark-knight-incidents-080930278.html

(http://news.yahoo.com/3-arrested-separate-dark-knight-incidents-080930278.html)----------

BAN THE MOVIE!!!!!

You silly, Movies don't kill people, ...

Feryk
24th July 12, 11:08 AM
You silly, Movies don't kill people, ...

I DO.

Feryk
24th July 12, 12:00 PM
That doesn't surprise me. Hell, I'd probably do the same thing.

nihilist
24th July 12, 03:10 PM
8592

Adouglasmhor
24th July 12, 03:38 PM
TOO SOON!!!!!!

And this?
8594

Feryk
24th July 12, 04:08 PM
Not too soon at all. +rep for you sir!

Hedley LaMarr
24th July 12, 05:22 PM
Holmes may have been part of Occupy Wall Street's most violent faction Occupy Black Bloc.

Stupid 99 percenters.
You know so little about black bloc anarchists that 1. you call them "occupy black bloc" (what do you think they do, protest on Martin Luther King Boulevard?) and 2. you think they are actually capable of anything other than vandalism. Holmes is in no way a black bloc anarchist. He might be a regular anarchist, but the point of black bloc anarchy is to be anonymous.

Hedley LaMarr
24th July 12, 05:29 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/22/pastor-colo-suspect-was-s_n_1693563.html



SAN DIEGO -- A pastor for the family of Colorado shooting suspect James Holmes recalls him being a shy boy who was driven to succeed academically.Senior Pastor Jerald Borgie (BOR'-gee) of Penasquitos Lutheran Church in San Diego said Sunday he was always the one to start conversations with Holmes, who never approached Borgie and wasn't seen mingling at the church with other people his age.Borgie recalls a proud, intelligent boy who was determined to go to graduate school. He last spoke with the suspect about six years ago.The pastor says the family has belonged to the San Diego church for about 10 years. The suspect's mother attends services regularly and volunteers her time.Signs inside the church read, "Prayers for those affected by the Colorado tragedy" and "Prayers for the Holmes family." Churchgoers scrawled messages of support on the signs.



If I had to guess Mr. Holmes is an undiagnosed autistic whose mother pushed him academically. He never developed any meaningful friendships and probably played a lot of first-person-shooter games, where he would vent his pent up aggression on 13 year olds. After his adultfriendfinder ad didn't help him lose his virginity, he probably thought in his twisted brain that shooting a bunch of people in a movie theater would help him score.

Feryk
24th July 12, 05:34 PM
Hedley;

Don't guess.

Hedley LaMarr
24th July 12, 05:37 PM
Hedley;

Don't guess.
The internet was founded on supposition and wild speculation. More importantly, I believe there is ample evidence to support my theories. His orange hair alone is indicative of never having his penis touched by woman, and the FPS playing/shoot out correlation is inherent.

Feryk
24th July 12, 05:42 PM
His particular pathology will be the subject of intense scrutiny.

What we know so far: intense, intelligent, loner with a hell of a work ethic. Seems to have identified with The Joker from the last movie.

Hedley LaMarr
24th July 12, 05:56 PM
His particular pathology will be the subject of intense scrutiny.

What we know so far: intense, intelligent, loner with a hell of a work ethic. Seems to have identified with The Joker from the last movie.
A lot of the psychologists analyzing this seem to think he's schizophrenic and "snapped". I refute that, and think they are mainly doing this to make it look like he did not have the agency to realize what he is doing. That to me is absurd, to amass the tactical gear and weaponry he used while simultaneously booby trapping his apartment would take months of planning. To me he seems like a budding Ted Bundy without any of the charm craving attention.

Hedley LaMarr
24th July 12, 06:57 PM
I hide behind my money so people won't talk about my failed marriages and my lack of friends.

nihilist
24th July 12, 07:59 PM
Well, he didn't demand any pictures of Bea Arthur naked.

Harpy
24th July 12, 08:21 PM
Bale seems to have visited some of the shooting victims in hospital. Somebody pop me!

Adouglasmhor
25th July 12, 12:42 AM
The internet was founded on supposition and wild speculation. More importantly, I believe there is ample evidence to support my theories. His orange hair alone is indicative of never having his penis touched by woman, and the FPS playing/shoot out correlation is inherent.

He is not even a real ginge he is a ginge walt. The fact he pretends to have no soul backs up your theories.

Hedley LaMarr
25th July 12, 12:54 AM
He is not even a real ginge he is a ginge walt. The fact he pretends to have no soul backs up your theories.
Exactly, only a complete psychopath would alter their appearance to look more like Danny Bonaduce.

Harpy
25th July 12, 02:02 AM
NoB - they were brave men. It would be nice to think in the moment I'd be able to hide in a dark cinema and escape a lone gunman, the reality however is bleak. Those poor souls should never have had to go through this ordeal :x

Spade: The Real Snake
25th July 12, 07:56 AM
and then you have this faggot:
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/world_news/2012/07/jamie_rohrs_denver_shooting_survivor_234_N2.jpg


and the faggot proposed to her....at the hospital.....after the shooting....and she accepted....

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-07-23/the-soapbox-hey-patricia-legarreta-seriously-dont-marry-jamie-rohrs/

I love this: "THE HERO" and "THE COWARD":

http://www.yourboyfriendsbestgirlfriend.com/2012/07/jarell-brooks-hero-who-stepped-up-when.html

I hope this retard coward comes home, unannounced, early from work one day and find a hoopty in the driveway.....spinners still spinnin'.....opens the front door and hears, coming from the bedroom, the sounds of some shitty rap music and animal gruntings.

Spade: The Real Snake
25th July 12, 01:43 PM
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/25/james-holmes-sent-notebook-psychiatrist_n_1702216.html


The man accused of killing a dozen people at a midnight screening of the 'The Dark Knight Rises' sent a journal detailing the rampage to a University of Colorado psychiatrist prior to the attack, only for it to go untouched in a campus mailroom, according to a Fox News report.

Read the comments on HufPo. They are full of typical righteous indignation Monday Morning Quarterbacking that only a hindsight 20/20 can bring.

Yes, HufPorans......there is a much smaller staff at most Universities during the summer months cuz......school. And No, HufPotards....nobody is "going to lose their jobs" over this.

Hedley LaMarr
25th July 12, 01:55 PM
and then you have this faggot:
http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/world_news/2012/07/jamie_rohrs_denver_shooting_survivor_234_N2.jpg


and the faggot proposed to her....at the hospital.....after the shooting....and she accepted....

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-07-23/the-soapbox-hey-patricia-legarreta-seriously-dont-marry-jamie-rohrs/

I love this: "THE HERO" and "THE COWARD":

http://www.yourboyfriendsbestgirlfriend.com/2012/07/jarell-brooks-hero-who-stepped-up-when.html

I hope this retard coward comes home, unannounced, early from work one day and find a hoopty in the driveway.....spinners still spinnin'.....opens the front door and hears, coming from the bedroom, the sounds of some shitty rap music and animal gruntings.
Did your wife cheat on you with a rapper or are you just having a bad day?

Spade: The Real Snake
25th July 12, 02:00 PM
Did your wife cheat on you with a rapper or are you just having a bad day?
It actually sickens me that she accepted his proposal mere hours after he essentially left her to die, only to be saved by a kid.

She cannot have that little self-esteem to think ^^ HE ^^ is all she is worthy of.

Hedley LaMarr
25th July 12, 02:18 PM
It actually sickens me that she accepted his proposal mere hours after he essentially left her to die, only to be saved by a kid.

She cannot have that little self-esteem to think ^^ HE ^^ is all she is worthy of.
Maybe she has herpes.

nihilist
25th July 12, 03:02 PM
Now they can live herpily ever after.

Spade: The Real Snake
25th July 12, 03:07 PM
If she doesn't, she will after that 19 y/o gets done with her.
Filthy buggers. They go from port to port.

Vieux Normand
26th July 12, 10:16 AM
Now they can live herpily ever after.

Efficiency: Herpetitis C.

nihilist
26th July 12, 10:33 AM
HerpisyphititAIDS G

Vieux Normand
26th July 12, 11:52 AM
HerpisyphititAIDS G

^Worth a few claps.

Feryk
26th July 12, 02:05 PM
Whatever. Doesn't matter. He's a douchebag and she's an idiot.

May the live miserably ever after.

AAAAAA
26th July 12, 02:22 PM
There's love for you haters! No woman would marry YOU after you ran away!

Feryk
26th July 12, 02:28 PM
There's love for you haters! No woman would marry YOU after you ran away!

You have a point. Maybe there is profit from dating stupid people with no self esteem.

nihilist
26th July 12, 03:19 PM
He bravely ran away.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th July 12, 05:44 PM
He did the Maury Povich "Ain't The Baby's Daddy" dance to the exit.


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Harpy
26th July 12, 05:52 PM
Easy for us to mock the guy but we weren't there. Save the hate for the killer.

Hedley LaMarr
26th July 12, 05:54 PM
Easy for us to mock the guy but we weren't there. Save the hate for the killer.
I have to agree...for all we know the guy thought they'd been killed and that more shooters were on the way. By no means honorable but maybe this has been a learning experience for him and now he realizes how much she means to him.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th July 12, 06:10 PM
I can honestly say that I know, for a fucking fact, that I wouldn't leave my kid behind.

Harpy
26th July 12, 06:13 PM
I'd have wet myself and probably frozen in the moment or fall over someone and when the papers reported it they'd probably say I was a heroine for shielding another person.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th July 12, 06:25 PM
I sent my kids to Canada so I knew they would be safe!

Feryk
27th July 12, 02:04 PM
None of us 'knows' what we would do, until it happens. You would be damn surprised at yourself.

I've been through 'scenario' training where I believed the threat to my self and others was real. I've seen some of the best trained MAists I know cry like babies as someone approached to slit their throat.

I've frozen. I've had the adrenaline dump so bad I couldn't function. I've also had other times where I reacted immediately. Even had a few times where I was able to think clearly enough to create a decent outcome, but admittedly not as often as i would like.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th July 12, 03:48 PM
I've been hassled on the streets with my family and without realizing it my intiti response was putting myself between the threat and them

Feryk
27th July 12, 04:34 PM
Which should make you feel good about yourself. You should try alternative scenarios, and see what happens then.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th July 12, 04:37 PM
What throw my kid to them and run?

Nah

Feryk
27th July 12, 05:14 PM
Lol. No.

I mean scenario training. Something where you don't know the situation, someone else builds it for you. As simple as this:

Darkened facility (not pitch black). Unknown number of people in the facility. You are there to get something (your bag, keys, etc.), which is located somewhere in the facility (you know where). You might be able to walk to it and walk out, or not.

Multiple attackers, multiple possibilities. Someone may give you grief, or not. If they get aggressive, it might be one or more that attack you. Weapons may or may not be involved (blunt for chrissakes).

You may or may not get hurt for real, even if it's training. Accidents happen.

It sounds like RBSD, and it probably is, but it gets the adrenaline dump happening. The best kinds of scenarios are the ones where if you think about your options, you can get through it without incident. You'd be surprised how often people DON'T think.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th July 12, 05:20 PM
This wasn't scenario training
This was stuff what actually happened.....

Feryk
27th July 12, 05:25 PM
I'm not going to tell you to take your family and stroll through the bad parts of Phoenix with $100 bills falling out of your pockets, Snake.

My point was that different situations may provoke an entirely different 'fight or flight' response in you. You can see what that is like in training, without genuinely putting yourself into a life threatening situation.

Hedley LaMarr
27th July 12, 08:16 PM
I'm not going to tell you to take your family and stroll through the bad parts of a Phoenix strip club with $100 bills falling out of your pockets, Snake.

I am though. It could be a fun learning experience.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th July 12, 11:31 PM
We did reaction drilling in training

Hedley LaMarr
27th July 12, 11:59 PM
We did reaction drilling in training
Hire some midgets, dress them up like your children, and then take them to a seedy strip club for field practice.

Hedley LaMarr
28th July 12, 12:00 AM
Hire some midgets, dress them up like your children, and then take them to a seedy strip club for field practice.
Fuck, I think I just invented a lucrative new enterprise for little people. People, help me write up a business plan quick so we can throw this on kickstarter.

Spade: The Real Snake
28th July 12, 09:06 AM
we did it during kid's classes, too.
I sacrificed the first 10 (somebody else's) kids before my instincts kicked in

Feryk
30th July 12, 02:12 PM
we did it during kid's classes, too.
I sacrificed the first 10 (somebody else's) kids before my instincts kicked in

Imma gonna need sum moar deetails.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th July 12, 02:19 PM
Well,
Other peoples kids are a dime a dozen

Feryk
30th July 12, 02:50 PM
So, what? You threw them at potential muggers?

Or they WERE the muggers in your training and you killed them to see if your techniques really were effective?

Spade: The Real Snake
30th July 12, 03:48 PM
I threw the kids to the "muggers" so I could bravely run away.

nihilist
30th July 12, 04:58 PM
"Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!"

Spade: The Real Snake
30th July 12, 04:59 PM
"Criminals aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after."

Madgrenade
30th July 12, 07:01 PM
Id just sit there watching the film, munching my popcorn. If I survived and they stopped the film I would demand a refund. Infact I hope everyone who was in the theatre gets a refund or at least free tickets to a rescreening. That was a midnight premire, so any bragging rights they may have had about being the first to see it are gone there and then. Plus you get a massacre, I belive that the screening was not as advertised.

Harpy
30th July 12, 10:05 PM
"Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone!"Your first funny joke in a year, does it have anything to do with Steve's short return?

AAAAAA
30th July 12, 10:11 PM
Your first funny joke in a year, does it have anything to do with Steve's short return?

Don't be obsessed by the length! Quality matters.

Harpy
30th July 12, 10:31 PM
In before any salami jokes.

Seems like US police are busy catching many more fat freaks. Last one was Neil Prescott (scarily close to Neal Phrost...yeah I know that's not his surname) of Maryland:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MjCZTxrIrl4/0.jpg

nihilist
30th July 12, 11:02 PM
http://www.myspace.com/video/elvis-trigger/george-carlin-things-you-never-hear/3528709


Oh, THAT'S why it was in quotes.

Harpy
30th July 12, 11:25 PM
Note to self, don't try to burn GOD.

nihilist
31st July 12, 12:03 AM
WLMjHy12eWo

AAAAAA
31st July 12, 07:20 AM
In before any salami jokes.


Too late madam.

Feryk
31st July 12, 10:49 AM
She needs to be quicker on the salami.

Spade: The Real Snake
31st July 12, 02:13 PM
Like Bearyk

Feryk
31st July 12, 02:52 PM
Need a little action, Snake? Mrs. Snake not putting out like she used to?

Üser Friendly
10th October 14, 01:34 PM
Need a little action, Snake? Mrs. Snake not putting out like she used to?

Hurm

Feryk
10th October 14, 03:42 PM
In my defense, I did not know anything about Snake's lack of Zumba at that time.