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Madgrenade
27th June 12, 07:14 AM
So now that all the pain in the ass populist candidates that people may actually want to vote for have been shunted into the sidings it is clear we have a gripping election battle beyween the two candidates. So which one of these fine gents will get your support. In the running we have...

CyberObama.

Sitting president elected on a promise to lilhalve the deficit and lolclose quantanamo, this former bilderburg attendee wasn't invited this year, fuelling speculation that he is out of favour above and below.

Plus points: Failed to close gitmo or halve the deficit, proven himself to be a true politician.

Negative points: Is a raging pussy who supports gay things like socialised healthcare. Has also failed to start world war three in a timely fashion.
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Or you can have contender Mech Romney

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This up and comer was actually at the world domination conference 2012 and so is tipped to recieve some pretty heavy media support along with a bit of help from his friends should he succeed.

Plus points: Has not yet reneged on campaign promises. Not a shirker, has no problems putting Israeli interests before the US. Looking forward to WW3.

Negative points: Mormon WTF? Also not as black as or shiny as Cyberobama.

Well it's obvious whos gonna win. But lets try and get a public opinion poll going.

resolve
27th June 12, 11:02 AM
I think defacing the ballot would prove for a fun opportunity for sum art.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th June 12, 02:56 PM
I think Resolve needs to throw-in his lot with the Philadelphia Black Panther Party

Feryk
27th June 12, 05:31 PM
NoB, you should write in Ron Paul.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th June 12, 06:12 PM
I recall when Obama was elected and the greater part of Sociocide rejoiced at the coming Hope and Change.

That Hope died along with Sociocide.

Fucking Barry Hussy O the Dubz Quatroz killed Sociocide.

resolve
27th June 12, 06:31 PM
I distinctly remember saying I never trusted Obama. But it was for a pretty arbitrary reason... I didn't like the way he spoke and his body language... it just seemed too practiced, too perfected. Creeped me out back then. Still kind of does.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th June 12, 07:21 PM
That's cuz he's a cyborg

Madgrenade
28th June 12, 05:48 AM
^^^^^ Hey thats not a half bad idea. At least a dog can't do much damage in the executive.

'Sir, would you sign this bill overruling the posse comtitatus act?'

'Woof'

Spade: The Real Snake
28th June 12, 10:36 AM
If you fagz vote for ANY dog, it better be mine.
It has dictatorial order bred into it's base genetic code.
She will not only get the trains to run on time, but she will crush any prole uprising.

Madgrenade
28th June 12, 11:15 AM
Lol if the proles rise at all its a good sign that you are doing it wrong.

Commodore Pipes
28th June 12, 11:15 AM
I didn't like the way he spoke and his body language... it just seemed too practiced, too perfected. Creeped me out back then. Still kind of does.

So what do you think of Romney's delivery?

Spade: The Real Snake
28th June 12, 12:23 PM
So what do you think of Romney's delivery?
Nice and repressed and uptight, like he is a internally manifesting a tsunami of rage, held in by only the stick in his ass.

Madgrenade
28th June 12, 12:50 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Max Penetration again.


Lol

Watching America is like watching a jet plunging toward the ground, praying that the pilot is gonna wake up and grab the sticks and pull back before he crashes into the ground.

Even more terrifying when you're his wingman and you're following him in.

Commodore Pipes
28th June 12, 01:27 PM
Everytime I hear a soundbite, I think "Is that John Kerry?" And then I remember that it's some other rich white asshole no one really wants to vote for.

Spade: The Real Snake
28th June 12, 03:05 PM
I would rather have Romney getting my back in a barfight than Obama.

I see Obama talking our way into a fight then staying on the outside of the fight, talking shit and occasionally landing a cheap pop to someone on the fringe of the fight shouting "YEAH MOTHERFUCKER YEAH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT YEAH".

I see Romney getting retard ragestrength and and swinging a barstool and hitting whichever unlucky motherfucker happens to be within the "sound of pi", making sure he lands more than he takes.

Syntactical Disruptorize
28th June 12, 04:39 PM
Of the dismal choices available, I'll take Romney. Obama in a lame-duck term seems unimaginably bad to me.

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Cullion
28th June 12, 04:50 PM
Jimmy Carter MKII's turn is certainly up, but Romney is not going to be Reagan.

Romney is a homophobic member of a bizarre 19th century cult who got rich by taking over medium sized american firms, borrowing money in their name which he then made them use to buy stock in his own firm, and then disappearing with the money whilst they serviced the debt.

That is sociopathic behaviour.

Madgrenade
28th June 12, 04:53 PM
Dunno mate Obamas a piece of work but after watching that Romney vid the idea of him in the whitehouse fills me with foreboding.

He openly supports the idea of expanding the war, which isn't a brilliant idea.

Besides how you gonna impeach Obama if you vote him out of office? Maybe a lame Cyberobama will give you four years to reign in the executive.

That or a full assault by Mech Romney.

Spade: The Real Snake
28th June 12, 06:03 PM
Write-in Candidate of Jessie The Body Ventura

Syntactical Disruptorize
28th June 12, 06:09 PM
Jimmy Carter MKII's turn is certainly up, but Romney is not going to be Reagan.

Romney is a homophobic member of a bizarre 19th century cult who got rich by taking over medium sized american firms, borrowing money in their name which he then made them use to buy stock in his own firm, and then disappearing with the money whilst they serviced the debt.

That is sociopathic behaviour.

I'll stipulate all of those things. I'll still take him over Obama.

Sent from my Tricorder

nihilist
1st July 12, 01:03 PM
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Madgrenade
1st July 12, 02:59 PM
Holy shit!

Where do you keep digging up these sociopaths? Is Japanese robotech really that advanced? Is one of the outsourcing deals concerning a President Manufacturing Plant?

I'm thinking the most democratic thing you could do at htis stage would be to have the congress, senate, president and cabinet all selected randomly from the electoral roll.

I should have added a few more options like....

"I will take a shit in the polling booth in protest at this farce of Democracy!"

nihilist
1st July 12, 03:03 PM
Obama and Romney were both fine until those pods were placed beside their beds.

Madgrenade
1st July 12, 03:15 PM
Not saying I believe that the US executive has been sequestered by Alien forces.

But if it came out that they had, I wouldn't be surprised.

nihilist
1st July 12, 03:21 PM
I think it's high time we had a third-pary female candidate.

nihilist
1st July 12, 03:25 PM
As it turns out, my first choice (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NAmhM-grt14/SwOJXTQ7ZlI/AAAAAAAAA4Q/ox7ERVQ7QL8/s1600/Anna.jpg) wasn't natural born.

Madgrenade
1st July 12, 03:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyOfWGUDO8k&feature=related

cartoon prophesy

I quess that jism is just too good to resist.

Syntactical Disruptorize
1st July 12, 04:05 PM
Every candidate in an election is at his best when he argues that the other guy is a no-good son of a bitch. That's because it's true. The trouble is, his opponent is also quite convincing in his argument, and for the same reason.

Hedley LaMarr
2nd July 12, 10:43 AM
After going on a trip to Nauvoo, IL I am voting for Obama. The prospect of Mitt Romney being in the White House scares the shit out of me.

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd July 12, 10:56 AM
After going on a trip to Nauvoo, IL I am voting for Obama. The prospect of Mitt Romney being in the White House scares the shit out of me.
In all fairness, you should also take a trip to Kenya

Hedley LaMarr
2nd July 12, 08:43 PM
In all fairness, you should also take a trip to Kenya
Bad analogy. I'm talking about Romney's religion, not his ancestral home. I'd either have to go to Mecca or Reverend Wright's church. If I wanted to go to the Romney homeland, I'd have to go to Mexico.

Hedley LaMarr
2nd July 12, 08:44 PM
Coke on her black skin
Make a stripe like a zebra, I call that jungle fever
You will not control the threesome
Just roll the weed up until I get me some
God damn that sounds like a good time.

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd July 12, 10:09 PM
Bad analogy. I'm talking about Romney's religion, not his ancestral home. I'd either have to go to Mecca or Reverend Wright's church. If I wanted to go to the Romney homeland, I'd have to go to Mexico.

Theres plenty of Muslims in Kenya

Hedley LaMarr
2nd July 12, 11:05 PM
Theres plenty of Muslims in Kenya
It's not a significant part of Muslim culture or history.

EDIT: just to clarify, I'm not saying there aren't Muslims in Kenya, I'm just saying that culturally speaking Muslims place no signifigance on Kenya. It's like the Idaho of Islam: sure there are plenty of them there, but no one gives a fuck.