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MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1st May 12, 10:24 PM
http://hipcandy.blogspot.com/2007/08/men-in-short-shorts-cute-not-cute.html
http://gothamist.com/2009/09/03/short_shorts.php
http://www.lsureveille.com/entertainment/male-students-embrace-short-shorts-in-different-colors-styles-1.2730714#.T6CoxKv2aw4

thoughts?
pics to come

NoBowie
1st May 12, 10:56 PM
Oh god. Not on males. Please.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1st May 12, 10:57 PM
the world deserves to see my legs

Harpy
1st May 12, 11:08 PM
DAYoung beat you to it about 4 years ago. You cannot do better than that.

Are you going to get butt implants?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1st May 12, 11:10 PM
i already have a fantastic ass

Harpy
1st May 12, 11:20 PM
Do you need to be a certain height (with heels) to wear the look for a night out? Leggy skinny teens pull the look off easily.

I'm fine at the beach, gym or schlepping around the house but I see really chunky legged people daring to bare. When you see the skinny legged models you just think 'no way could I wear that' and also if you have a bit of ass I think it can look borderline trashy (or are there any cuts or styles that suit different body shapes more?). Complex.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1st May 12, 11:32 PM
bitch i can wear anything off the runway. i am beautiful

Harpy
1st May 12, 11:39 PM
Are you going to wear stockings under the shorts?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1st May 12, 11:57 PM
i might layer leggings under them

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd May 12, 12:02 AM
sexy
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/Charles_Henderson/1329147901285.jpg
could use some shoes tho

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd May 12, 04:43 AM
fashion inspiration:
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MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd May 12, 04:43 AM
that last dude has THIRTY videos of himself just cruising around in leather shorts

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
2nd May 12, 05:15 AM
has nice legs tho

Angry Mandrill
2nd May 12, 06:57 AM
you'd have more success bringing back skinny people first

nihilist
2nd May 12, 09:53 AM
im going to bring back short shorts with a brown stain in the back.

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd May 12, 10:58 AM
8474

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd May 12, 10:26 PM
i cut a pair of shorts to 5" inseam
not bad, but do i dare go shorter?

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd May 12, 10:50 PM
Jorts can always go shorter


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Harpy
4th May 12, 12:37 AM
5" in seam? Do you tuck and wear?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
4th May 12, 06:26 AM
penises don't work that way

Spade: The Real Snake
4th May 12, 07:51 AM
that'll certainly increase your tips while waitressing at the Boar's Nest

Adouglasmhor
4th May 12, 03:48 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Snake Plissken again.

Adouglasmhor
5th May 12, 02:55 PM
sexy
http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j347/Charles_Henderson/1329147901285.jpg
could use some shoes tho

8486

nihilist
5th May 12, 08:01 PM
Not enough rep in the world buddy.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
5th May 12, 10:58 PM
that dude looks awesome

Adouglasmhor
6th May 12, 03:41 AM
that dude looks awesome

He was awesome.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th May 12, 10:39 AM
that picture makes Sama look macrocephalic

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
6th May 12, 11:24 AM
what picture?