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Lebell
4th February 12, 05:58 AM
It's a glorious saturday morning and uncle Lebell needed to download some shit for research.
Unsuspecting I entered the URL of the piratebay and turns out it has been blocked.
Because of this new millenium copyright law in the USA.

Dear USA, the internet is not American, you're supposed to be the shining beacon of liberty and what not, yet you're a bunch of repressing cryptofascists that want to bully the rest of the world into following your retarded outlook on life.
Your freedom hating apparatus has wingclipped the internet, sacrifcing netneutrality so the Walt Disney company can sell more Miley Cyrus or whatever her name is DVD's.
Whats up with your obsession for childgirls anyway?
It's kinda disturbing.

A word to the average American:
As an European I can forgive you for being obese, ignorant and childlike, but what I can not stomach is how you are behaving like meek sheep being lead to the slaughter by the thieving elite that rules you.
You have to work two jobs and still can barely afford basic healthcare because they made you believe that equals communism and socialism.
They tricked you into believing you get to chose your president yet the people with the real power remain seated whatever president comes and goes.
You are a goddamn milkingcow staring with a half open mouth at the people who take away right after right from you.

You are not ruled by a socialist black guy who wasnt even born in America, you are being ruled by the goddamn Disney companies of your nation.

And you better do something about it or you deserve the decline and collaps of your nation the way it's setting in already.

You are not free, you are not equal, and the only way that makes you special is how goddamn retarded you keep taking it in the ass without a single protest (cos socialism commielover etc).

Overthrow your government gimme back my goddamn piratebay!

Lebell
4th February 12, 06:00 AM
As you can tell im a bit grumpy.

Ajamil
4th February 12, 07:53 AM
If we have enough clout to shut down pirate sites cuz we want to, I'd say we own the internet.

resolve
4th February 12, 08:08 AM
There are like, what, 3 DNS servers outside America?

And how many inside? 6?

So yeah we do have a controlling share of the internet.

I just checked and I can access the Pirate Bay website though. Don't know what he's going on about.

Cullion
4th February 12, 08:30 AM
shhh. lebell is expressing himself. don't interrupt with facts and shit.

Spade: The Real Snake
4th February 12, 08:52 AM
everyone plz keep posting if you can access this "piratebay" as I need a running total.

purely for research.

no LEO.

Ajamil
4th February 12, 10:03 AM
Who torrents anymore? Direct download's where it's at! At least before they nerfed mediafire.

sochin101
4th February 12, 10:12 AM
What's an internet?

Lebell
4th February 12, 12:50 PM
you guys don't understand just how much ' Merica sucks.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th February 12, 12:50 PM
What's an internet?

Its where the porn comes from.

resolve
4th February 12, 12:51 PM
When was the last time you've been to the United States?

Lebell
4th February 12, 02:13 PM
When was the last time you've been to the United States?

Do you even have a passport?
Did you ever leave your country?
remember: JEsus is watching you, so do not tell a lie.

sochin101
4th February 12, 03:26 PM
Its where the porn comes from.
and before the internet, porn came from Holland*.
Wow. Shit got circular. Internet = porn. Porn = Holland. Holland = Lebell. Lebell = internet.


*yeah, I know cavemen had erotic art and shit, but it ain't porn unless it involves a guy with a big 70's moustache.

Harpy
4th February 12, 04:06 PM
^ the Apocalypse is near.

Spade: The Real Snake
4th February 12, 04:29 PM
if Internet=Lebell, stop this ride, I want to get off.


and since getting off=Lily....

Lebell
4th February 12, 05:07 PM
and before the internet, porn came from Holland*.
Wow. Shit got circular. Internet = porn. Porn = Holland. Holland = Lebell. Lebell = internet.


*yeah, I know cavemen had erotic art and shit, but it ain't porn unless it involves a guy with a big 70's moustache.

whoa....I happen to have a big 70ies moustache right now...

resolve
4th February 12, 07:30 PM
Do you even have a passport?
Did you ever leave your country?
remember: JEsus is watching you, so do not tell a lie.

I lived in Berlin for 3 years.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
4th February 12, 09:20 PM
Who torrents anymore? Direct download's where it's at! At least before they nerfed mediafire.

they nerfed mediafire?

Lebell
5th February 12, 08:28 AM
I lived in Berlin for 3 years.

at what age?

edit: nach drei jahren dort konnst du vielleicht deutsch sprechen, nicht?

Ajamil
5th February 12, 09:45 AM
they nerfed mediafire?I heard SOPA shut em down (mostly), but I'm still sans CPU since it came into effect.

resolve
5th February 12, 10:11 AM
And while I recognize what you are asking... somewhat... (something about me not knowing German after living there right?) I don't speak German, or sorry "Ich sprece kein deutsche" if I remember it right. I hardly used it while I was there as I was on a military base. I knew the "polite" phrases and simple questions.

To be honest I was horribly prejudiced against German people for a long time because the Eastern German kids I played with burned our playground down and smelled funny (because of the combination of communist issued soap and the German diet at the time), and the Germans on our block were old and didn't like the Americans living there. I got a few perspective shifts though that were important. Like when one of those smelly German kids pulled me out of an ice embankment I got stuck in... I struggled and told him "NEIN NEIN!!!" because I didn't want his help and would push him away. He just waited until I was tired enough from struggling to free myself that I couldn't fight him any more and he lowered a rope down and pulled me up and got me a hot chocolate.

I learned then what an asshole I was and not to judge people like that.

When I was in Berlin I mostly just explored the bunkers and messed around with the wall. My dad took every vacation opportunity he got from the Army and we ended up going all over Europe; basically anywhere the trains could go (although we did end up heading to England and Wales on multiple occasions).

And yes, I did spend time in the Netherlands but all I can remember from that were the windmills, the wooden clogs, and the tourist cheese factory we visited. The chocolate was good though and the people reminded me of exuberant, slightly strange Germans.

Lebell
5th February 12, 10:49 AM
And while I recognize what you are asking... somewhat... (something about me not knowing German after living there right?) I don't speak German, or sorry "Ich sprece kein deutsche" if I remember it right. I hardly used it while I was there as I was on a military base. I knew the "polite" phrases and simple questions.

To be honest I was horribly prejudiced against German people for a long time because the Eastern German kids I played with burned our playground down and smelled funny (because of the combination of communist issued soap and the German diet at the time), and the Germans on our block were old and didn't like the Americans living there. I got a few perspective shifts though that were important. Like when one of those smelly German kids pulled me out of an ice embankment I got stuck in... I struggled and told him "NEIN NEIN!!!" because I didn't want his help and would push him away. He just waited until I was tired enough from struggling to free myself that I couldn't fight him any more and he lowered a rope down and pulled me up and got me a hot chocolate.

I learned then what an asshole I was and not to judge people like that.

When I was in Berlin I mostly just explored the bunkers and messed around with the wall. My dad took every vacation opportunity he got from the Army and we ended up going all over Europe; basically anywhere the trains could go (although we did end up heading to England and Wales on multiple occasions).

And yes, I did spend time in the Netherlands but all I can remember from that were the windmills, the wooden clogs, and the tourist cheese factory we visited. The chocolate was good though and the people reminded me of exuberant, slightly strange Germans.

So basically you know shit.
Daddy in the army, you as a kid on a military base.
Your behaviour was rude and prejuidiced and it seems that you found it weird that some Germans don't like to have people from another country running military bases there.
Ghee..how weird.

You just displayed typical American mindset: unaware of historical or cultural sensitivities, you expect to be treated as heroes cos american, and the only thing you could sum up about my country is what you saw at some overpriced tourist trap.

Three years abroad and you haven't learned shit.

See my point?

Now as a kid you are not blame, but it's the American mindset that comes out really clear in these sorta stories.

resolve
5th February 12, 11:13 AM
It really had nothing to do with being American honestly.

resolve
5th February 12, 03:52 PM
and the only thing you could sum up about my country is what you saw at some overpriced tourist trap.

I've sat here for a while straining really hard to get more memories from the Netherlands.

I just remembered the nudist colony. Thanks a lot, I had that one repressed. So many awful teutonic bodies...

Adouglasmhor
5th February 12, 04:02 PM
I can get on pirate bay, will shortly download a best of ELO compilation.

Lebell
5th February 12, 04:32 PM
I'm going to miss the walking dead season!!!
There must be blood!!!

KO'd N DOA
5th February 12, 05:05 PM
I just remembered the nudist colony. Thanks a lot, I had that one repressed. So many awful teutonic bodies...

Now we are getting to the root of the matter.

Ajamil
5th February 12, 10:25 PM
How much material do you upload, or are you just a leech?

Syntactical Disruptorize
6th February 12, 12:57 AM
There are like, what, 3 DNS servers outside America?

And how many inside? 6?I assume you mean root name servers. There are thirteen. Nine of these lot of them are now distributed via anycast, so no, we don't have a lock.

Lebell
6th February 12, 04:25 AM
How much material do you upload, or are you just a leech?

why uploading is illegal!

Ajamil
6th February 12, 08:18 AM
Uploading is NOT illegal, and neither is file sharing. Unless of course you are doing them with copywrighted material, but that's just wrong. I mean, you wouldn't download a dead baby would you?

Spade: The Real Snake
6th February 12, 10:13 AM
this thread is in dire need of heroic exploites of the Dutch military

Vieux Normand
6th February 12, 12:21 PM
shhh. lebell is expressing himself. don't interrupt with...shit.

Signal-jamming is verboten?

Lebell
6th February 12, 02:16 PM
this thread is in dire need of heroic exploites of the Dutch military

1947, politional actions, Indonesia.
an area 10 times the size of vietnam, insurgents like VC, except we WON.
enjoy your read.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
6th February 12, 02:32 PM
LOL within 2 years Indonesia was independent.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th February 12, 02:41 PM
Every Dutchman had their way with every Indo goat within 2 years, so they just gave it up voluntarily.

jkdbuck76
6th February 12, 02:59 PM
LOL within 2 years Indonesia was independent.

Ah yes. Who can forget the Heineken Wars?

Cullion
6th February 12, 03:19 PM
LOL within 2 years Indonesia was independent.

When Lebell says 'winning' he means 'dutchwinning'.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th February 12, 03:25 PM
this (http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/ivonnewierink/ivonnewierink1003/ivonnewierink100300059/6512597-dutch-winning-team-in-orange-red-and-white.jpg) image was first up when Googleing "Dutchwinning"

Cullion
6th February 12, 03:27 PM
did you know that the dutch invented hats?

Spade: The Real Snake
6th February 12, 03:29 PM
this (http://french-brittany.com/images/dutchwin.jpg) was third

this (http://www.desert-rose-arabians.com/DRRblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/91.jpg) was fourth

this (http://lsdimension.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/netherlands.jpg) was eleventh

this was seventeenth

this (http://kushstrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/prozac-medical-seeds.jpg) was twenty-fifth

Spade: The Real Snake
6th February 12, 03:31 PM
did you know that the dutch invented hats?
if you were so tall that you head was constantly chilled by thin atmosphere, you likely would invent the hat, as well.

Vieux Normand
6th February 12, 04:16 PM
if you were so tall that you head was constantly chilled by thin atmosphere, you likely would invent the hat, as well.

Now you're just being nice.

They needed the getcherheadouttayerass version of a shoe-horn.

Hence dutch hats.

Cullion
6th February 12, 04:33 PM
The dutch also invented milkshakes and nuclear energy.

Lebell
7th February 12, 04:32 AM
Indonesia was lost to us because it wasnt a military defeat, we got sold out by the usa and the UK.
so short after ww2 and still on loans it kinda looked bad to start a war with loaned money to keep a colony in check.
indonesia was given independance, military seen we won on every front, their leader captured, and the enemy capital captured.

so yeah, keep failing at history guys.

the USA wishes it's army had half the competance as the dutch and who knows, you might actually win a war instead of stumbeliing from country to country and QQ about IED's.

Cullion
7th February 12, 01:17 PM
Karate was invented in Holland. And the cheese grater.

Lebell
7th February 12, 01:32 PM
Karate was invented in Holland. And the cheese grater.

we didnt invent a single martial art.
we did lift most to a higher level though.

Syntactical Disruptorize
7th February 12, 01:34 PM
It's true. Savate works much better with wooden shoes.

Adouglasmhor
7th February 12, 01:58 PM
we didnt invent a single martial art.


You are too modest, Dutch cooking is the deadly.

Lebell
7th February 12, 08:19 PM
I wouldnt know, I dont eat that shite!

:D