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Phrost
29th January 12, 08:55 PM
Given that we have a lot of SPAM here for some reason, and the fact that our front page is updated by whatever craptastic thread our members post in most of the forums around here, we've set a few requirements for people to participate in the rest of the site.

In order for you to start posting your own threads out in "the wild", you need at least 3 posts somewhere. So why not here?

http://i.imgur.com/A6sHZ.gif
(Author's illustration of how to post)

Jimmy Pop Whoop Whop Test
29th January 12, 08:59 PM
Posting

Jimmy Pop Whoop Whop Test
29th January 12, 09:00 PM
What1

Jimmy Pop Whoop Whop Test
29th January 12, 09:00 PM
Moleculo... is that Molecule-o, or Mole Culo?

nihilist
29th January 12, 09:28 PM
Really?

http://metrofive.com/Moleculo.htm

testing registration
29th January 12, 09:37 PM
el hombre de los Moleculos!

Spade: The Real Snake
29th January 12, 11:47 PM
Jimmy Pop Whoop Whoop for new Site Director.

Harpy
30th January 12, 12:03 AM
I'm

Harpy
30th January 12, 12:04 AM
Nearly

Harpy
30th January 12, 12:04 AM
There!

Are there bannings on this thread like on bs.net?

NoBowie
30th January 12, 12:05 AM
Damn.

NoBowie
30th January 12, 12:06 AM
Who dat

NoBowie
30th January 12, 12:07 AM
FINE chipmunk?

Steve
30th January 12, 06:03 AM
Did you remove that stupid question asking who was the worst US president before they could register (no one could register)? Your personal views have never helped.

Yust sayin'

Phrost
30th January 12, 07:29 AM
No, I just fixed it so that any of the presidents in the last 30 years are valid answers.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th January 12, 10:15 AM
Even Ronaldus Maximus????

Phrost
30th January 12, 10:16 AM
Yep.

Also, I'm sorry, but "Mole Culo" is officially stuck in my head.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th January 12, 10:28 AM
well hell, then say last 35 years and make sure you include that faggot Carter.

Phrost
30th January 12, 10:53 AM
35 is not an even number

SoulMechanic
6th March 12, 03:43 PM
Yep.

Also, I'm sorry, but "Mole Culo" is officially stuck in my head.

LoL, I remember when I started that thread. Good times, good times indeed.

corolary
25th March 12, 09:15 PM
you are gay -.-

corolary
25th March 12, 09:16 PM
42

corolary
25th March 12, 09:19 PM
So why not here?

Yeah, why not?

Spade: The Real Snake
25th March 12, 09:28 PM
I think u will fit in nicely around here


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
26th March 12, 05:18 AM
you are gay -.-

Snake is.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th March 12, 08:05 AM
Max is projecting.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
26th March 12, 08:20 AM
I have a large projector!

billy sol hurok
26th March 12, 08:22 AM
42

Who's your Postulate?

Let me guess:

8365

OZZ
26th March 12, 09:01 AM
Speaking of newbs to Sociocide..what happened to Bruiser ? Did we chase him off already ?
I thought we actually managed to get a new member.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
26th March 12, 09:20 AM
Lilly sent him some pics and that was the end of it.

Lollius Urbicus
26th March 12, 10:38 AM
Lilly sent him some pics and that was the end of it.

http://api.ning.com/files/Xwm-1gHSo50o8Fs3vpAjk6rBaE3XFQrysd-I2EW80X5aFEXrvYgxHQRBIa7YXHUdT1s5rbv4JdIZJ2bL8-JnLdGUyS ThDpys/RandyMarshJizz.jpg

nihilist
26th March 12, 11:00 AM
His eyes are now glued shut and he can't find the keyboard.

Harpy
26th March 12, 03:43 PM
Dr. Fatass can go jump. I am not responsible for what happened to Bruiser.

Feryk
26th March 12, 03:45 PM
Thousands may not believe you, doggmeat, but I do.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
26th March 12, 03:45 PM
We know he did it to himself

Spade: The Real Snake
26th March 12, 03:45 PM
we believe you, doggystyle.

Feryk
26th March 12, 03:51 PM
Well, in fairness, we only believe her because Bruiser wasn't office furniture.

Harpy
26th March 12, 04:00 PM
True story, my mum once bought my husband some gifts that included a pair of socks that had 'doggystyle' written all over them :/ Mortifying and he always teases me about it :X

Spade: The Real Snake
26th March 12, 04:12 PM
True story, my mum once bought my husband some gifts that included a pair of socks that had 'doggystyle' written all over them :/ Mortifying and he always teases me about it :X
ur MOMZ wuz cruizin' ur boy?

Feryk
26th March 12, 04:22 PM
hey! Momz need luv 2.

Fantomaz
29th March 12, 04:53 AM
at now I'm your fan )

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
29th March 12, 05:46 AM
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!

nihilist
29th March 12, 10:40 AM
Approach the stage, Fantomaz.

req-oDf2ZRc

Ajamil
29th March 12, 10:53 AM
Welcome, Fantomaz! We look forward to laughing at your foibles and shouting over your specious arguments.

Angry Mandrill
29th March 12, 11:01 AM
stop it, you staph phags, and ban the fucking guy already. you know he's a dirty spammer.

fantomaz, contact snake plissken here if you want to unload a ton of koxxhardd pills. he's got a farm, animal husbandry keeps him busy...

nihilist
29th March 12, 11:02 AM
Ha8rz b h8n

Spade: The Real Snake
29th March 12, 11:59 AM
My animal husbandry bizness needs no KoxXxHarRrd pillz.
I get off fine w/o them.



It's the bitchez what need a lil helper

Feryk
29th March 12, 03:05 PM
Is that what you call it now? "Lil Helper"

Appropriate.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th March 12, 04:04 PM
quit shouldersurfing me, faggot.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
30th March 12, 07:24 AM
XVo8GXvR-AM

Sanfords
2nd April 12, 05:54 PM
I'm surprized, thanks!

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd April 12, 06:31 PM
What game of thrones character do you most resemble


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

Ajamil
2nd April 12, 10:02 PM
Hello, Sanfords. Where's your son?

Feryk
3rd April 12, 02:56 PM
I'm sure he's never heard that before. *rolls eyes*

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd April 12, 03:11 PM
STFU GRADY!

Ajamil
3rd April 12, 06:58 PM
I'm sure he's never heard that before. *rolls eyes*Not like it's his name. Or I hope it isn't his name.

Edit: Or her, I shouldn't presume.

Finpecia
4th April 12, 01:39 PM
responses very good! )

SoulMechanic
4th April 12, 01:44 PM
the balls, they hit on the chin. Success!

Spade: The Real Snake
4th April 12, 02:13 PM
No Dollah, No Hollah

Ajamil
4th April 12, 02:47 PM
I don't understand. Are we getting a lot of new members who don't have English as a native or fluent language, or are they clever spambots, or are they just horribly inept at grammar?

SoulMechanic
4th April 12, 03:13 PM
great deals, buy riches of pleasant happiness!!!

www.ultracoxhard.com <click> saver! enjoy!!!!!!!

Clomidg
16th April 12, 07:41 AM
I'm new here , nice thread!

nihilist
16th April 12, 08:48 AM
If I told you that you had a nice comment would you hold it against me?

Spade: The Real Snake
16th April 12, 10:35 AM
INNERNET DIM MAK 'IM, MOLE!

nihilist
16th April 12, 11:07 AM
Our new friend fron the netherlands does not show up on any hotlists and appears to be a real person...probably.

No Vulcan deathgrip is warranted at this time.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
16th April 12, 11:18 AM
Hi Clomidg do you know lebell?

Spade: The Real Snake
16th April 12, 11:20 AM
Clamdig: how tall r u?

V-E-R-Y
I-M-P-O-R-T-A-N-T

nihilist
16th April 12, 11:24 AM
Oh, wait...

https://www.google.com/search?q=Clomidg&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


You little sonovabitch.

Spade: The Real Snake
16th April 12, 12:03 PM
clever girl.....

nihilist
16th April 12, 12:08 PM
Recognize any of the names in this thread?: http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/259349-mother-hen-sorbet-baby-puree-coupons-canada-3/

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
16th April 12, 12:18 PM
Why were you reading a thread called Mother hen sorbet and baby puree coupons (http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/259349-mother-hen-sorbet-baby-puree-coupons-canada-3/) ?

nihilist
16th April 12, 12:42 PM
because I was hungry.

NoBowie
16th April 12, 12:43 PM
because I was the one who knocked up the chick at the motorhead concert.

nihilist
16th April 12, 12:47 PM
I knocked her down and knocked her up.

Spade: The Real Snake
16th April 12, 12:48 PM
Why were you reading a thread called Mother hen sorbet and baby puree coupons (http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/259349-mother-hen-sorbet-baby-puree-coupons-canada-3/) ?
he wants to baby-bird, you

PriligyMai
17th April 12, 06:55 AM
I'm new here , nice thread!

Spade: The Real Snake
17th April 12, 10:15 AM
http://www.google.com/search?q=PriligyMai&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
17th April 12, 10:52 AM
OMG Snake is cyber-stalking PriligyMai !!!

FemaraFe
18th April 12, 06:51 PM
Your comments are very appreciated:)

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
19th April 12, 06:03 AM
Cant believe somebody banned Snake's new girl friend

Spade: The Real Snake
19th April 12, 08:16 AM
Cant believe somebody banned Snake's new girl friend
yeah
and like yours she was like hot and stuff, huh?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
19th April 12, 08:42 AM
Dont take it out on me, I didnt do it.

Kamagrafun
20th April 12, 05:52 AM
how do you do?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
20th April 12, 06:26 AM
Well thanks, just a word of warning, Snake is a cyber stalker.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th April 12, 08:16 AM
welcome and just a warning.

Dr. Max is a hambeast with an imaginary girlfriend.

billy sol hurok
20th April 12, 08:22 AM
He can fap to it; ergo, she's "real."

ENyLo3kZHDg

nihilist
20th April 12, 10:16 AM
how do you do?

http://i.imgur.com/1aBW0.gif?1

Angry Mandrill
20th April 12, 11:18 AM
kamagra fun indeed!

https://www.genericdoctor.com/product_image/kamagra-pack.jpg

nihilist
20th April 12, 11:22 AM
Another spammer bites the dust.

Tastyca
3rd May 12, 02:54 PM
I'm surprized, thanks!

Feryk
3rd May 12, 03:12 PM
Spammer?

Spade: The Real Snake
3rd May 12, 03:29 PM
WOW
Coldplay
West Virginia State University College of Medicine (http://www.google.com/search?q=tastyca&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a)


QUICK MAKE IT A MOD!!!!

Prettygirl
5th May 12, 07:49 PM
you are right

nihilist
5th May 12, 07:59 PM
Tits or GTFO

Spade: The Real Snake
5th May 12, 11:45 PM
Prettygirl....on Sociocide???
Definitely a spambot


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 12:51 PM
FREE VIAGRA!!!!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:06 PM
U'd of thought this thread would be sticky wouldnt you!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:08 PM
but no!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:16 PM
how

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:16 PM
many

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:18 PM
posts?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:19 PM
is it 10? it says 3 in the OP

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th May 12, 01:26 PM
no its not 10

Feryk
7th May 12, 02:13 PM
It has to be 'stickied' by admin.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th May 12, 02:32 PM
That's gotta be STEEV


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

Spade: The Real Snake
7th May 12, 02:33 PM
Nobody else could pack that much fail....except maybe Max or Lebell


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

sirchia
20th May 12, 10:19 AM
brumbrum;

sirchia
20th May 12, 12:23 PM
post?

sirchia
20th May 12, 12:23 PM
and now?

NoBowie
20th May 12, 05:18 PM
and now?

Go back to Vlurbakia.

Harpy
26th June 12, 02:12 AM
*puts on best Bulge-arian accent*
I like this site. I think I'll stick around. You....yes, you Miss Egg NoB. Can you please show me where I can buy some guns?

nihilist
26th June 12, 04:21 AM
Greetings Klam! Let's see if your infectious groove spreads to the whole of the board.

nihilist
26th June 12, 04:23 AM
Speaking of the hole of the board, where's Lily?

Harpy
26th June 12, 06:29 AM
No one but you can appreciate the sweet irony of this whole situation.

nihilist
26th June 12, 06:36 AM
Now that your accounts are merged, let me know what you want me to change your name to and also what avatar, since that was all lost in the transfer.

And write down your password, idiot.

nihilist
26th June 12, 06:37 AM
It's 4:30 AM here and I'm going to bed.

Hopefully you won't fuck anything else up before I get back.

Harpy
26th June 12, 06:47 AM
I promise I won't fuck anything else.

Love you too God!

I'll keep the name as divine punishment.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th June 12, 08:08 AM
What a coincidence....what with Dr. Fagass going to Candidia and all

Harpy
3rd July 12, 11:58 PM
I see you!!

clarky75
4th July 12, 12:03 AM
I am new here, where is my friend Ivana when I need her?

Harpy
4th July 12, 12:09 AM
Hey :) Ease into it, it's a really stupid process to join this forum so well done so far

I hope the regular posters will point out the basics.

clarky75
4th July 12, 12:14 AM
Well well well, she finally shows up !!

Spade: The Real Snake
4th July 12, 12:14 AM
I am new here, where is my friend Ivana when I need her?
may I please answer.
please?

clarky75
4th July 12, 12:18 AM
Lets hear it

Harpy
4th July 12, 12:40 AM
Max, in all seriousness please be good! How about you take clarky on as your protege?

AAAAAA
4th July 12, 02:32 AM
Max, in all seriousness please be good! How about you take clarky on as your protege?

Oh
, this sudden panicked post will not have the consequences you'd like.

Welcome Clarky

Spade: The Real Snake
4th July 12, 07:57 AM
Max, in all seriousness please be good! How about you take clarky on as your protege?
You know the drill from when I sheltered you and Syberia as n00bs.

Drop trou

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th July 12, 07:58 AM
Welcome clarky good luck!

NoBowie
4th July 12, 08:27 AM
Ivana gets distracted easily. She is probably in the 'men of accounting in speedos' thread.

Feryk
4th July 12, 12:22 PM
Welcome clarky. You poor bastard.

nihilist
4th July 12, 12:25 PM
Clarky, it appears as though like people like you judging by your current rep level.

Feryk
4th July 12, 12:26 PM
May GOD have mercy on your soul.

nihilist
4th July 12, 12:28 PM
That would appear to have already been the case.

nihilist
4th July 12, 02:34 PM
GOD is also willing to bestow clarky75 an avatar of his choosing.

Also, I think his name should be udgraded to clarky2000 or possibly clarky2.0

Feryk
4th July 12, 02:45 PM
Uberclarky.

Harpy
4th July 12, 03:02 PM
So NOW everyone is being nice? :)

Feryk
4th July 12, 03:15 PM
We were nice to you.

At first.

Spade: The Real Snake
4th July 12, 03:51 PM
Clarky McSlughoot

billy sol hurok
4th July 12, 06:01 PM
Must spread raep etc.

Madgrenade
4th July 12, 06:34 PM
Hi clarky welcome to the boards! I'm the only one around here who actually makes any sense. Everyone else on this forum is a CIA paid troll.

I'm expecting the moon to shatter and a piping hot pizza to come to my door any second!

Feryk
5th July 12, 03:12 PM
If you ask nice, madgrenade might even explain how those two things are connected.

bubbleboy
12th September 12, 11:53 PM
I'm thrusting but nothing's happenign , no wait yep here it is first comment

bubbleboy
12th September 12, 11:54 PM
second comment right here!

bubbleboy
12th September 12, 11:55 PM
third comment in your faces biotches!

nihilist
13th September 12, 12:15 AM
third comment in your faces biotches! BUBBLEBOY WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN POINTED AT YOURSELF OMFG BUBBLEBOY DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!



















































































Just kidding, go ahead.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
13th September 12, 07:17 PM
Hope this one isnt as disappointing as that limp wristed.... sorry I mean sensitive 'friend' of Lilly's.

nihilist
13th September 12, 07:41 PM
Guys, this isn't funny.
I think bubbleboi popped himself.

NoBowie
13th September 12, 07:43 PM
Bubbleboy was really just an inflated condom.

nihilist
13th September 12, 07:45 PM
Let's pray was it a spermicidal condom.

Harpy
13th September 12, 08:59 PM
Dr Faustus you JERK! Clarky is a real person and is not a dupe account. He's coming to Sydney next month so I'll catch up with him, you know, like friends do?!

I could nock an arrow and send it through your fleshy behind right now. That's how angry thus mockery of a thread makes me.

*kisses flexed bicep*

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
13th September 12, 10:44 PM
He is too real so nerrr!

*kisses <insert flabby apendage joke here>*

nihilist
14th September 12, 12:45 AM
There will be no threatening anyone with violence Lily.

Please find another way to channel your pig-rage.

Harpy
14th September 12, 02:49 AM
I said 'I could nock an arrow' and I'm staying in character.

nihilist
14th September 12, 03:24 AM
I'm staying in character.
That fact may not be universally apparent.
I wouldn't let someone with an American History X avatar joke about curbstomping someone either.

Rules are rules.

Harpy
14th September 12, 04:12 AM
Raep is in, violence is out. I do understand.

Mooseddinna
14th September 12, 05:13 AM
I am modish,desire you a exhilarated day!

Harpy
14th September 12, 05:49 AM
Thank you, at least somebody is on my side.

Welkommen.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
14th September 12, 08:40 AM
Another 'friend'?

billy sol hurok
14th September 12, 08:58 AM
69C6b_4z6YY

Sueteaffeld
21st September 12, 08:58 PM
:D

empilimuple
21st September 12, 09:02 PM
I am new,have a fancy you a blithesome age!

NoBowie
21st September 12, 09:36 PM
I am new,have a fancy you a blithesome age!

How long is your fancy? How about the girth? I am not sure I want your fancy.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
21st September 12, 09:56 PM
He's lying! He'd love it!

Feryk
24th September 12, 02:12 PM
NoB's more worried about the blithesome age.

ambuffevelm
25th September 12, 09:24 PM
I am late-model,wish you a exhilarated day!

nihilist
25th September 12, 10:10 PM
Mind if I change your screen name to Tracy Mabb?

NoBowie
26th September 12, 09:24 AM
I am late-model,wish you a exhilarated day!

Late model what? Jaguar? Sure, that would get me excited. But, what if you are a late model Kia? I couldn't give a shit.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th September 12, 10:11 AM
Late model what? Pre-Teen? Sure, that would get me excited. But, what if you are a late model Teen? I couldn't give a shit.

NoBowie
26th September 12, 10:13 AM
If your model is late, make her get an abortion. Shit, she can't bring home the bikini shot bacon pregnant.

basskuurd
26th September 12, 11:05 PM
Для меня, как ни странно, имеет большое значение, как человек пахнет...

Syntactical Disruptorize
26th September 12, 11:08 PM
If your model is late, make her get an abortion. Shit, she can't bring home the bikini shot bacon pregnant.

When a man is late, he's cool. When a woman is late, she's pregnant. Wear a watch and carry condoms.

Syntactical Disruptorize
26th September 12, 11:09 PM
Для меня, как ни странно, имеет большое значение, как человек пахнет...Go away and stop sniffing us, you creep.

nihilist
27th September 12, 03:45 AM
He's a known spammer.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th September 12, 07:43 AM
NoB's a known spammer.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
28th September 12, 06:15 PM
He's a known Database Error.

billy sol hurok
29th September 12, 06:44 AM
The future must not belong to those who insult the Prophet Reese!

Harpy
29th September 12, 07:05 AM
Whoever insulted Prophet Reese (peace be upon him), please blow yourself up so He will make this site work again and not condemn us to this thread!!

I have a thread I need to make and it can't wait!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
29th September 12, 07:26 AM
It was Snake.....

billy sol hurok
30th September 12, 09:27 AM
O STEEV Y hast tao forshook us?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
30th September 12, 10:23 AM
They deleted my thread :-(

NoBowie
30th September 12, 11:04 AM
Which one of you fucking newbs broke the site? FOR TWO DAYS?!?!?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
30th September 12, 12:30 PM
It was Snake....

nihilist
30th September 12, 12:38 PM
It should be all fixed now.

Carry on...

Spade: The Real Snake
30th September 12, 03:45 PM
If it were me I would have made it much more grand

Harpy
30th September 12, 05:50 PM
That's just your ghey speaking.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th September 12, 06:48 PM
No
If it were the ghey, I would have said "fab"

Shirley
15th October 12, 03:44 AM
3 posts you say?

Shirley
15th October 12, 03:45 AM
OK.

Shirley
15th October 12, 03:46 AM
I'll try.

nihilist
15th October 12, 03:46 AM
Shirley you're joking.

Shirley
15th October 12, 03:57 AM
Well - I'm not. I googled my movie CYBORG CHEERLEADER on your site and I am desperately trying to reply to that thread, but as a newbie I can't. If you could advice me with some less retarded way how to get access to that thread I would be grateful.

nihilist
15th October 12, 04:15 AM
Your movie?

Shirley
15th October 12, 04:19 AM
Yes, I'm involved in Czech film studio LudovicoFilm who produced the movie. Can't post links so if you want to check it, just google LudovicoFilm and click on "Kdo jsme", you will find my nickname there :)

nihilist
15th October 12, 04:24 AM
See if you can post in that thread now.

Shirley
15th October 12, 04:29 AM
I do, thank you!

nihilist
15th October 12, 04:31 AM
You're welcome.

nihilist
15th October 12, 04:34 AM
BTW, most of the regulars here are a little unusual and may seem rude.
That's just their dysfunctional way of expressing themselves.

Shirley
15th October 12, 04:36 AM
No prob, I grew up at 4chan ;)

nihilist
15th October 12, 04:36 AM
You'll fit right in.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th October 12, 07:51 AM
BTW you will also be glad to know most of the people whom discussed your film all left to go join a male-empowerment camp and don't post here, anymore, but instead spend their time in a nude circle, drumming with their pen0rs.

nihilist
15th October 12, 11:30 AM
The 'drum heads' are actually a thin brown puckery membrane that could very well resemble octomom's discarded labia.

Feryk
15th October 12, 12:46 PM
GOD forgot to mention that he's the most dysfunctional one here...that's why he has the keys.

nihilist
15th October 12, 12:50 PM
Dissfunctional.

Harpy
15th October 12, 02:40 PM
Welcome Shirley! I love the name btw as it reminds me of a character from my favourite show.

nihilist
15th October 12, 08:45 PM
Shirley already has one fake female chasing after her, so don't you start.

Harpy
15th October 12, 09:08 PM
I'm insulted you think I'm starting anything at all!

NoBowie
15th October 12, 09:37 PM
I'm insulted you think I'm starting anything at all!

http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/Egg_NoB/soclose.gif

Harpy
16th October 12, 12:47 AM
OMG, my favourite comedy in the whole wide world! Six seasons and a movie!

NoBowie
16th October 12, 03:05 AM
OMG, my favourite comedy in the whole wide world! Six seasons and a movie!

Marathon time girlfriend! (Not the running shoes kind)

Harpy
16th October 12, 04:09 AM
NoB - I didn't think I could love you even more!!!

Now let's have some spaceman paninis with black Hitler.

Harpy
16th October 12, 04:31 AM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2011/10/20/Community-halloween_320.jpg

Feryk
16th October 12, 02:40 PM
Well, it's no Annie's Boobs, but I think he escaped.

Carlos Eduardo Franco Lacerda
18th December 12, 10:56 PM
Quanto MAIS desprezo MAIS as pessoas ficam revoltadas.

Spade: The Real Snake
18th December 12, 11:10 PM
!orale' cabron!
?donde esta su caliente hermana?

NoBowie
19th December 12, 11:02 AM
!orale' cabron!
?donde esta su caliente hermana?

Snake, that is portuguese, not spanish you flake.

Eu não me importo que fica chateado. Estou indo para dobrar sua irmã quente sobre a minha mesa da cozinha, puxe para baixo de suas calças e lamber seu buraco butt até ela esguicha sobre meus utensílios de cozinha.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 11:23 AM
somethingsomethingsomething trayn ze zhoo zhitzu mai fren

nihilist
19th December 12, 06:51 PM
DAJ5YE7wLSU

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 06:53 PM
Do you even has jits, brah?

nihilist
19th December 12, 07:02 PM
YOU CAN'T GO TO THE GROUND ON THE STREET
YOU WILL BLOW YOUR KNEES OUT IN 2 SECONDS

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 07:35 PM
YOU CAN'T GO TO THE GROUND ON THE STREET
YOU WILL BLOW YOUR KNEES OUT IN 2 SECONDS

I would last longer for you, brah


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Harpy
19th December 12, 07:39 PM
That's what butt-scooting was made for.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 07:47 PM
Skunk tag for Lizardly


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nihilist
19th December 12, 07:48 PM
is that why your ass looks like a reverse impression of a rough road?

NoBowie
19th December 12, 07:48 PM
Skunk tag for Lizardly


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What about "skunk spunk" tag for you?

Thppppt!!!

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 07:51 PM
Don't I have enuff?


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Harpy
19th December 12, 07:52 PM
Can we plz change NoB's name to Londonne? <3

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 07:54 PM
Lundumb


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NoBowie
19th December 12, 08:09 PM
Can we plz change NoB's name to Londonne? <3

NO! Not for me. For my son.

Feryk
19th December 12, 08:48 PM
You have no son.

Max Aidan Katja Audi Pegged Jr.
19th December 12, 08:51 PM
You have no son.
He is right pops. I am moving to Canada as soon as I escape this Bulgarian prison. My sentence ends in May.

I am going to trade up to an Italian dad like my half siblings did.

Feryk
19th December 12, 08:55 PM
Awfully assumptive aren't you?

I mean, come on, May is a long way aways. Things can happen.

NoBowie
19th December 12, 08:57 PM
Awfully assumptive aren't you?

I mean, come on, May is a long way aways. Things can happen.
That's right kid. Don't give me lip.

Feryk
19th December 12, 08:59 PM
Especially when he's banging your mom. 'Cuz, you know, that'd be weird.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 12, 09:31 PM
Aren't we all banging his Mom?


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Harriette Halepis
25th January 13, 04:20 PM
Hi?

Angry Mandrill
25th January 13, 05:34 PM
got spam?

I_have_cancer_let_me_in
25th January 13, 07:51 PM
I'm banging his Dad!


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I_have_cancer_let_me_in
25th January 13, 07:52 PM
OooOo I got a free name change!

Spade: The Real Snake
26th January 13, 10:25 AM
OooOo anyone gots a free BETA?

KNEEDIBIA
26th January 13, 09:14 PM
I apologise, but, in my opinion, you are mistaken. I can defend the position. Write to me in PM, we will talk.

Spade: The Real Snake
26th January 13, 09:25 PM
KNEEBAR?
Take it to 'Shido


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Jamobimmpz
30th January 13, 12:15 AM
Simply wanna comment on few general things, The website style is perfect, the articles is real superb. "To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all." by Anatole France.

Angry Mandrill
30th January 13, 07:49 AM
personalized spam? i'll take two of whatever you're selling. real superb? i'm suretain.

Pie of Hate
30th January 13, 09:13 AM
Simply wanna comment on few general things, The website style is perfect, the articles is real superb. "To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all." by Anatole France.

8817

Teddy Pendergrass
31st January 13, 10:58 AM
8817


You'll do it to me, I'll do it to you
Come here baby, lay your head next to mine
So good, sweet woman
I like the way you make me feel
I like the way you make me feel
So good, so good, so good, so good, baby

I WANNA... TIE YOUR TITTIES IN KNOTS WITH MY TONGUE BABY!! WHOOO!! I'M GONNA SHADOW BOX YOUR BOOTY TIL IT IS BLISTERED AND BRUISED!! YEEAAAAAH!!!!

Pie of Hate
31st January 13, 11:17 AM
Was that meant for Snake?

Teddy Pendergrass
31st January 13, 11:46 AM
Was that meant for Snake?

My loving... IS FOR EVERYONE, BABY!

I WANNA... PUT SOCKS ON YOUR HANDS AND MAKE YOU DO JUMPING JACKS NAKED BABY!!!

Spade: The Real Snake
31st January 13, 11:48 AM
I can't help it that my musk is irresistible to all manner of creatures

Don't hate the player, hate the game


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Teddy Pendergrass
31st January 13, 12:09 PM
I can't help it that my musk is irresistible to all manner of creatures

Don't hate the player, hate the game


AIN'T NO PLAYER BUT ME.

I WANNA SUPERGLUE SCRABBLE LETTERS TO YOUR BACK TO SPELL OUT 'FAGGOT' BABY!!
I'M GONNA LOVE YOU SO GOOD YOU WILL GET A KITTEN FROM THE SHELTER BABY!!

Spade: The Real Snake
31st January 13, 12:27 PM
Teddy isn't a "player" as "vending machines" aren't "games of chance".