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elipson
18th December 11, 11:00 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/18/world/asia/north-korea-leader-dead/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Huzzah!

Thoughts and reactions?

Good time for South Korea to invade? I think so!!

Dark Helmet
18th December 11, 11:03 PM
The Leader is dead. Long live the Leader.

bob
18th December 11, 11:14 PM
Conspiracies incoming in 3, 2, 1....

Dark Helmet
18th December 11, 11:19 PM
He probably died 5 years ago.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
18th December 11, 11:37 PM
let us mourn the passing of our fearless leader

Hedley LaMarr
18th December 11, 11:39 PM
Kim died of "great mental and physical strain" while in a train during a "field guidance tour," North Korea's state-run KCNA news agency reported.



So he died during sex with 3 trannies?

OZZ
18th December 11, 11:41 PM
lol @ the never-ending propaganda...he died while 'working tirelessly' for his people.
Hopefully, this is the beginning of the end for North Korea as we know it.
Is there a united Korea in the cards ? Maybe in a decade or two?

Ajamil
19th December 11, 12:43 AM
"He had a heart attack while screaming at soldiers great mental and physical strain while in a train during a field guidance tour."

Harpy
19th December 11, 01:16 AM
Isn't his third son going to step right up?

KO'd N DOA
19th December 11, 02:37 AM
Isn't his third son going to goose step right up?

Best leader leaves best Korea for best eternity.

danno
19th December 11, 04:19 AM
he did this on purpose.

because 69 is the sexiest age to die.

nihilist
19th December 11, 04:25 AM
It's also the sexiest way to die.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
19th December 11, 06:29 AM
Isn't his third son going to step right up?

Kim Jong-un

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/10/4/1317751089895/Kim-Jong-il-and-Kim-Jong--007.jpg

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
19th December 11, 06:55 AM
GrJdhIqeJGM

Feryk
19th December 11, 10:10 AM
Third son will be a puppet of the generals. Kim Jong Il actually ran shit. #3 son won't.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 11, 10:15 AM
jesus it didn't take fucking Max long to pull the tired and hackneyed card, did it?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
19th December 11, 11:27 AM
nope

Lollius Urbicus
19th December 11, 04:00 PM
He'll never look at anything again!

Robot Jesus
19th December 11, 04:45 PM
lol @ the never-ending propaganda...he died while 'working tirelessly' for his people.
Hopefully, this is the beginning of the end for North Korea as we know it.
Is there a united Korea in the cards ? Maybe in a decade or two?

I don't see this as being too significant to the fall of the north, they've been a puppet state with no one pulling the strings for a while. It's only staying relatively stable because they have so little left to loose.
I see unified korea unlikely, do you think the south really wants to deal with all the norths problems? assimilate the thousands of useless shits who live there? the DPRK will only come to resemble Hati more and more.

Harpy
19th December 11, 04:49 PM
I was lmao at the NK news reader who was crying fake tears as she announced the passing of dear leader. Not to forget all the other brainwashed idiots who were bawling.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 11, 04:51 PM
the DPRK will only come to resemble Hati more and more.
with less AIDS

Robot Jesus
19th December 11, 05:47 PM
I was lmao at the NK news reader who was crying fake tears as she announced the passing of dear leader. Not to forget all the other brainwashed idiots who were bawling.

I suspect the North Koreas are more savvy then that. Most probably realize how shitty it is there, they just A:know not to be obvious about it and B:can imagine what it would be like if no one was in charge

Cullion
19th December 11, 05:55 PM
B:can imagine what it would be like if no one was in charge

Taekwondo holocaust?

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 11, 06:15 PM
Are there enough horses for kicking people off.

resolve
19th December 11, 06:19 PM
N + S korea should just have a Tae Kwon Do tournament of the ages to decide who gets to be the rulers.

nihilist
19th December 11, 07:50 PM
I was wondering how long it would take for taekwondon't to be brought up.

bob
19th December 11, 09:29 PM
I'm just biding my time til they open the country up again. Way I hear it, after years of famine everyone there is like 4'2". So when Korea becomes one, bob will pounce. I figure there's a nearly infinite market for sex tourism by filthy middle aged westerners who wanna fuck kids but do it legally. I'll call it legalpedo.com.

I think it will become their main source of foreign capital.

Ajamil
19th December 11, 11:03 PM
I'd like to point out that sociocide does not endorse or necessarily agree with any statement made by it guests or members no matter how lucrative they may be.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th December 11, 11:09 PM
Arj is angling for legal Korean Boyass


Sent by telekinesis via Cerebro

Hedley LaMarr
19th December 11, 11:41 PM
I'm just biding my time til they open the country up again. Way I hear it, after years of famine everyone there is like 4'2". So when Korea becomes one, bob will pounce. I figure there's a nearly infinite market for sex tourism by filthy middle aged westerners who wanna fuck kids but do it legally. I'll call it legalpedo.com.

I think it will become their main source of foreign capital.
This will just lead to Japan legalizing real pedophilia, and once again North Korea will be up shit creek except this time they got literally fucked by a bunch of white perverts instead of figuratively.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
19th December 11, 11:51 PM
famine = bad skin, hair, and teeth. takes more than being short to look boyishly fuckable

Harpy
19th December 11, 11:54 PM
It doesn't matter when you're behind your 'of-age' legalpedo boy groom.

nihilist
19th December 11, 11:59 PM
Has anyone noticed that Lily is slowly acting more and more like a sociocider?

Vieux Normand
20th December 11, 03:03 PM
Has anyone noticed that Lily is slowly acting more and more like a sociocider?

Kinda sets the math-sense all a-tingle:

Lily + strapon = MJS + top

Cullion
20th December 11, 03:11 PM
Has anyone noticed that Lily is slowly acting more and more like a sociocider?

And as two of your personalities complete their merger, can we expect to see you being a little bit more angry with Jesus for Christmas, hmm?

Harpy
20th December 11, 04:09 PM
Has anyone noticed that Lily is slowly acting more and more like a sociocider?
It is only your perception that has changed. I think you're getting soft in old age.

resolve
20th December 11, 04:49 PM
Nah. There's been a noticeable change.

Harpy
20th December 11, 04:54 PM
You've been praying for Lil' Kim and Moleculo haven't you? PRAISE BE THE POWER OF JESUS!

resolve
20th December 11, 05:59 PM
^ Example A your honor.

bob
20th December 11, 06:09 PM
Stockholm syndrome claims another.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th December 11, 06:18 PM
It is just evidence that Resolve needs to pray harder.

nihilist
20th December 11, 11:42 PM
And as two of your personalities complete their merger, can we expect to see you being a little bit more angry with Jesus for Christmas, hmm?
All in all, I'm okay with God's hippie son. It's the vain, amoral old psycho-sciopath and His OT followers that I would like to see taste their own medicine.

Cullion
21st December 11, 04:29 PM
Antisemitism this close to Hannukah? for shame.

Spade: The Real Snake
21st December 11, 04:31 PM
http://www.extremeholidayideas.com/images/extreme-menorah-lit.jpg

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
22nd December 11, 07:59 AM
Even nature mourns blessed leader. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16297811)

Vieux Normand
22nd December 11, 02:27 PM
Antisemitism this close to Hannukah? for shame.

Damn right.

*Goes back to beating menorahs into swastikas.*

Spade: The Real Snake
22nd December 11, 02:50 PM
http://dendritica.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim_jong_il_funeral_oration.jpg

Cullion
22nd December 11, 05:20 PM
What is it with Gary Busey ?

Ajamil
22nd December 11, 05:34 PM
Go ask him.

Robot Jesus
10th February 12, 06:40 PM
well that was (potentially) over quick.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherhelman/2012/02/10/kim-jong-un-dead-thats-the-rumor/

resolve
10th February 12, 07:40 PM
So there's rumors flying around that Kim Jong Un, Jong Il's son, was assassinated in China recently and North Korea is going through a coup.

Robot Jesus
11th February 12, 12:41 AM
sounds like fun, if enough people die there might be reunification.

resolve
11th February 12, 01:17 AM
It seems they might just be rumors though:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099691/Kim-Jong-Un-NOT-dead-Assassination-rumours-hoax-say-U-S-officials.html

Basically the article says "there's no way to be sure but we highly doubt it" - US officials.

Vieux Normand
11th February 12, 03:28 PM
So there's rumors flying around that Kim Jong Un, Jong Il's son, was assassinated in China recently and North Korea is going through a coup.

They asked him a simple question.

In response, he suddenly jumped to his feet and shouted "You wanna know about my mother? I'll tell you about my mother!"

He got off a few shots before they swiss-cheesed him with rounds of their own.

OZZ
2nd April 12, 06:18 PM
Big surprise here..
Jong-Il junior is a lazy dope who slept through morning classes and couldn't even maintain a decent grade average.
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/n-koreas-young-leader-fared-poorly-swiss-school-112033819.html
And now he's ruling a country with nuclear capability within its reach, millions of hungry people and an economy that is in shambles.
The future looks bright for North Korea !
Stupid kid probably spent all his time playing Nintendo and reading Manga books.

Ajamil
2nd April 12, 10:09 PM
He doesn't need better schooling, he needs better publicity. Maybe they could say he invented air or something.

nihilist
3rd April 12, 01:14 AM
Note to self: call Trey Parker

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
3rd April 12, 01:30 AM
^^tell him i am super funny and could use a job

Feryk
3rd April 12, 01:12 PM
Guess What? He's a figurehead. You know, like W.

Ajamil
3rd April 12, 06:50 PM
But he's a figurehead with actual power - he could have those behind the throne killed. Not really like W in that sense.