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KhorneliusPraxx
14th December 11, 11:38 PM
http://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/CGD/GaTre/GaTre.JPEG

was turned into...

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/390051_2597484970205_1047163943_2757756_1165896417 _n.jpg

this is after DAY #1.

I have never had a tattoo before and HOLY SHIT it hurt!
I know that makes me sound like a pussy but I don't care.

I can't wait to see what it looks like after all the color is added and it is done.

Sadly, I am going out of the country in January so I will not be going back until February 11th.

This is just step one of what will hopefully, when completed, will cover my left leg, from knee to ankle.

nihilist
14th December 11, 11:46 PM
Well I was under the impression that you got cock-blocked.

Spade: The Real Snake
14th December 11, 11:56 PM
We are used to seeing those on your chin not your arm


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Harpy
15th December 11, 01:33 AM
Ouch!! What's the significance of the rooster KP?

nihilist
15th December 11, 02:07 AM
The rooster looks like it swallowed your meth stash.

bob
15th December 11, 02:35 AM
I have never had a tattoo before and HOLY SHIT it hurt!




Your first cock is always the most painful.

nihilist
15th December 11, 03:17 AM
^knows what he's talking about^

SoulMechanic
15th December 11, 07:17 AM
Hey KP can you post some more pictures? But next time can it be of something we actually have interest in...... like that hot ass wife of yours. No joke, the cock lover has a smoking hot missus.

Angry Mandrill
15th December 11, 08:21 AM
protip: don't get any green ink. stuff's a bitch when you'll wanna laser that thing off. sometimes it don't come out.

KhorneliusPraxx
15th December 11, 10:55 AM
there is a reason that I have been gone for awhile...the bitch went crazy and left. Thanks for reminding me. :-/

Spade: The Real Snake
15th December 11, 11:08 AM
The rooster looks like it swallowed your meth stash.
KP's cock is always wide-awake and ready for action

Angry Mandrill
15th December 11, 11:09 AM
awesome! now avenge yourself upon her crazy ass and post hot pics, pronto!

AAAAAA
15th December 11, 11:53 AM
I can see why you're getting that ambitious tattoo.

Here, have some r'n'r words of wisdom

aa2LOMajSwM

Feryk
15th December 11, 03:18 PM
Sorry to hear that KP. Now, on to the tattoo!

What's with the poultry? Some kind of symbolism or just an unhealthy attraction to KFC?

SoulMechanic
16th December 11, 05:22 AM
there is a reason that I have been gone for awhile...the bitch went crazy and left. Thanks for reminding me. :-/

Dude, help us to help you. Go into PAC and post pics and rant till your heart is healed. We are here for you. I personally wanna see booty shots FYI...

Spade: The Real Snake
16th December 11, 08:21 AM
Let me offer my counsel:
Tell us nothing in open forum, lest you go the way of the Dagon. A picture is truly worth a thousand words




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KhorneliusPraxx
16th December 11, 07:02 PM
I have been healing for the last 16 months...no ranting and no pics until Feb 11...when my Rooster gets it's color.

NoBowie
16th December 11, 07:47 PM
I have been healing for the last 16 months...no ranting and no pics until Feb 11...when my Rooster gets it's color.

My god 16 months? I feel like a cold SOB for getting over my wife of 10 years in a few months.

Harpy
16th December 11, 11:01 PM
My god 16 months? I feel like a cold SOB for getting over my wide of 10 years in a few months.No need for insults.

NoBowie
16th December 11, 11:12 PM
Damn autocorrect. She was 5'9" 105 lbs.

Angry Mandrill
17th December 11, 08:40 AM
Damn autocorrect. She was 5'9" 105 lbs.

couldn't afford to feed her, huh? 5'9" 105 is some scrawny chicken. i think lily said she's 5'5" 120 or so. now that's a woman. way bettah for the mo' bettah.

Harpy
17th December 11, 08:46 AM
120kg

Angry Mandrill
17th December 11, 09:37 AM
oh, right. sorry ted.

NoBowie
17th December 11, 10:00 AM
couldn't afford to feed her, huh? 5'9" 105 is some scrawny chicken. i think lily said she's 5'5" 120 or so. now that's a woman. way bettah for the mo' bettah.

My 2nd wife is 5'4" 110.

SoulMechanic
17th December 11, 05:32 PM
My 2nd wife is 5'4" 110.

My wife was the exact same dimensions. Does yours have tiny ass baby feet and hands? Makes your junk look massive!

SoulMechanic
17th December 11, 05:33 PM
I have been healing for the last 16 months...no ranting and no pics until Feb 11...when my Rooster gets it's color.

Nobody cares about your tattoo holmes, now get to the meat and potatoes of this bitch.

nihilist
17th December 11, 05:54 PM
My wife was the exact same dimensions. Does yours have tiny ass baby feet and hands? Makes your junk look massive!
pedoalarm

SoulMechanic
17th December 11, 06:09 PM
petite chick alarm sicko.

billy sol hurok
17th December 11, 06:11 PM
Hello, KP -- long time no viddy.

Sorry to hear about the strife.

Spade: The Real Snake
17th December 11, 09:50 PM
Hey KP can you post some more pictures? But next time can it be of something we actually have interest in...... like that hot ass wife of yours. No joke, the cock lover has a smoking hot missus.


the bitch went crazy and left. Thanks for reminding me. :-/

Way to stick your dick in the mashed taters, Dola


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NoBowie
17th December 11, 10:08 PM
My wife was the exact same dimensions. Does yours have tiny ass baby feet and hands? Makes your junk look massive!

Yeah. It's a nice ego boost.

nihilist
17th December 11, 10:33 PM
SM likes the girls with the big giant planetoid mudflaps that make his junk look like Neil Armstrong visiting the moon.

KhorneliusPraxx
17th December 11, 11:31 PM
What does any of this have to do with my Tattoo?!

Spade: The Real Snake
17th December 11, 11:33 PM
On Sociocide?
Everything


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nihilist
18th December 11, 12:55 AM
I have been healing for the last 16 months..
Damn. That's a long time for a tatoo to heal. What did they use for ink? Syphilis juice?

Harpy
18th December 11, 06:01 AM
Dammit, someone +rep Mandrill for me with a comment that says "xoxo big boy...Ted".

Khornelius - you have yet to share with us the significance of the gigantic rooster. Commiserations on the break-up. On the plus side, you seem to have a healthy approach and awareness as to how to move forward.

nihilist
18th December 11, 01:43 PM
giant rooster screams: "I wish I were black"

bob
18th December 11, 02:23 PM
What about a little red one?

nihilist
18th December 11, 02:30 PM
racist.

Cullion
18th December 11, 02:30 PM
depends where it is.

Harpy
18th December 11, 04:10 PM
Are you people trying to blow our only chance to ensure KP continues to post on Sociocide?

Spade: The Real Snake
18th December 11, 04:14 PM
Are you people trying to blow our only chance to ensure KP continues to post on Sociocide?
who shall fix this post first




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nihilist
18th December 11, 04:16 PM
Are you people trying to blow our my only chance to ensure blow KP continues to post on Sociocide?

Harpy
18th December 11, 04:47 PM
Dammit!!!! Rusty nail cock tattoos on both your faces this Xmas.

nihilist
18th December 11, 05:04 PM
You are a vicious little bitch.

Feryk
19th December 11, 09:53 AM
This is NEW?

Vieux Normand
24th December 11, 04:40 PM
SM likes the girls with the big giant planetoid mudflaps that make his junk look like Neil Armstrong visiting the moon.

^Shit: the tinfoil-hats were right...moon-landing was faked.

KhorneliusPraxx
3rd January 12, 10:11 PM
This is NEW?
the tattoo...yes, never had one before.

Feryk
4th January 12, 04:07 PM
No, I know that the tattoo is new, (still wondering at your choice of subject), I was referring to Lily being a 'vicious little bitch'.

nihilist
4th January 12, 06:19 PM
Sorry, I misspelled vacuous.

Harpy
5th January 12, 01:43 AM
Mole - need not remind us of your shortcomings.

Khornelius! Why the rooster? Thou hast not explained!!

nihilist
5th January 12, 01:56 AM
It really has you baffled.

Harpy
5th January 12, 02:02 AM
Cock (as in rooster) fighting, bantam, I like eggs, I want to inseminate all the hens in the henhouse? I don't understand!

Do you have any tatts M?

nihilist
5th January 12, 02:08 AM
No. A tattoo is like a woman. sooner or later it gets all stretched out and ugly.

nihilist
5th January 12, 02:09 AM
BTW, the dual meaning/image of "cock" as rooster or penis traces back to ancient Rome.

Harpy
5th January 12, 04:38 AM
Those randy Romans. I'm not going to fact check just in case you're lying/wrong.

nihilist
5th January 12, 10:51 AM
Those randy Romans. I'm not going to fact check just in case you're lying/wrong.
Ignorance is bliss?

SoulMechanic
6th April 12, 04:55 PM
So I have been kicking around an idea for a tattoo for a couple of years now. I remember watching the movie Memphis Belle as a young boy and being really attracted to the pin up girl art on the sides of all the old plains. When I got older I got into Betty Page and started to check out all the different pin up art and models from the 40's and 50's. Always had a thing for the look of them and loved how they all had clever names to go along with them.

So I am thinking of getting some ink done. But I don't want it to be anything other then the best. If I am gonna do this I am willing to bone out a couple grand to make sure I get a very talented artist who will be motivated and creative enough to pull off something beautiful and just simply visually stunning. Not totally sure of how I want the chick to look yet or the theme so much. I just want a pin up and her name is going to be "Miss Misery." That is the name of a song from Elliot Smith that I love and has some deep sentimental value for me. So far that's about all I got. Anybody have any ideas, links or pics of work that might be in a similar vein to share with me?

Spade: The Real Snake
6th April 12, 05:05 PM
Dude, I totally think you should get one before Lollapalooza and you can skank-out to the Butthole Surfers.

Harpy
6th April 12, 05:21 PM
The fact you haven't inked yourself thus far tells me you're a sensible lad
Mecha. Don't do it.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th April 12, 05:26 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ThpqRMExUGU/TMRNhSvpFfI/AAAAAAAABR0/jE1lZBaKN_Q/s1600/cover.jpg

With a banner that reads "Sama's Desire"

Adouglasmhor
7th April 12, 12:41 AM
So I have been kicking around an idea for a tattoo for a couple of years now. I remember watching the movie Memphis Belle as a young boy and being really attracted to the pin up girl art on the sides of all the old plains. When I got older I got into Betty Page and started to check out all the different pin up art and models from the 40's and 50's. Always had a thing for the look of them and loved how they all had clever names to go along with them.

So I am thinking of getting some ink done. But I don't want it to be anything other then the best. If I am gonna do this I am willing to bone out a couple grand to make sure I get a very talented artist who will be motivated and creative enough to pull off something beautiful and just simply visually stunning. Not totally sure of how I want the chick to look yet or the theme so much. I just want a pin up and her name is going to be "Miss Misery." That is the name of a song from Elliot Smith that I love and has some deep sentimental value for me. So far that's about all I got. Anybody have any ideas, links or pics of work that might be in a similar vein to share with me?

TBH pin up girl tattoos are the preserve of dykes in the UK.

nihilist
7th April 12, 01:33 AM
So I have been kicking around an idea for a tattoo for a couple of years now. I remember watching the movie Memphis Belle as a young boy and being really attracted to the pin up girl art on the sides of all the old plains. When I got older I got into Betty Page and started to check out all the different pin up art and models from the 40's and 50's. Always had a thing for the look of them and loved how they all had clever names to go along with them.

So I am thinking of getting some ink done. But I don't want it to be anything other then the best. If I am gonna do this I am willing to bone out a couple grand to make sure I get a very talented artist who will be motivated and creative enough to pull off something beautiful and just simply visually stunning. Not totally sure of how I want the chick to look yet or the theme so much. I just want a pin up and her name is going to be "Miss Misery." That is the name of a song from Elliot Smith that I love and has some deep sentimental value for me. So far that's about all I got. Anybody have any ideas, links or pics of work that might be in a similar vein to share with me?
Don't get a tattoo.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 12, 08:07 AM
Get the pin-up girl as a trampstamp so your dessert-stealing cellie can pretend and shit.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th April 12, 08:14 AM
So I have been kicking around an idea for a tattoo for a couple of years now. I remember watching the movie Memphis Belle as a young boy and being really attracted to the pin up girl art on the sides of all the old plains. When I got older I got into Betty Page and started to check out all the different pin up art and models from the 40's and 50's. Always had a thing for the look of them and loved how they all had clever names to go along with them.

So I am thinking of getting some ink done. But I don't want it to be anything other then the best. If I am gonna do this I am willing to bone out a couple grand to make sure I get a very talented artist who will be motivated and creative enough to pull off something beautiful and just simply visually stunning. Not totally sure of how I want the chick to look yet or the theme so much. I just want a pin up and her name is going to be "Miss Misery." That is the name of a song from Elliot Smith that I love and has some deep sentimental value for me. So far that's about all I got. Anybody have any ideas, links or pics of work that might be in a similar vein to share with me?

Are you thinking of old school (http://www.flickr.com/groups/traditionalamericantattoo/) tattooing style or something more modern?

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 12, 08:23 AM
I'll be your cellie and will give you my desserts! Do you prefer blondes or redheads, daddy?

NoBowie
7th April 12, 08:36 AM
I have been thinking of getting a tattoo the last couple years. I just can't think of any picture I want permanently on my body.

Maybe Chloe whoever as hitgirl touching herself with one hand and flipping the bird with the other? Fuck yeah.

In highschool, there was a guy who was so homophobic and so afraid of having his anal cherry popped he got 'exit only' tattooed on his ass, one word on each cheek. Saw it in the locker room.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th April 12, 09:14 AM
r u on drugs Snake?

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 12, 10:28 AM
I have been thinking of getting a tattoo the last couple years.
And with this posting, it officially signifies the end of the "Tattoos-R-Kewl" era.

Yes. Even after this (http://twitter.com/#%21/kingsthings/status/17510689343).

NoBowie
7th April 12, 10:49 AM
And with this posting, it officially signifies the end of the "Tattoos-R-Kewl" era.

Yes. Even after this (http://twitter.com/#%21/kingsthings/status/17510689343).

Whatever old man.

I keep track of all the things 15 year olds think are hip. I have Miley Cyrus and Lady GaGa on my ipod.

SoulMechanic
10th April 12, 03:48 PM
Whatever old man.

I keep track of all the things 15 year olds think are hip. I have Miley Cyrus and Lady GaGa on my ipod. It's a must have for any rapekit!

SoulMechanic
10th April 12, 03:50 PM
Are you thinking of old school (http://www.flickr.com/groups/traditionalamericantattoo/) tattooing style or something more modern?

No, not that oldschool. Im thinking something that looks like it was pulled right off of a WWII plane.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
10th April 12, 04:15 PM
Got any specific designs in mind?

You might want to check what are called Man's Ruin tattoo designs. Can be a bit tacky at times but there are some gems.

Spade: The Real Snake
10th April 12, 04:17 PM
In honor of his furry fetish:
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/253/b/0/Commission___Nose_Cone_Pinup_by_Skotti_chan.jpg

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
10th April 12, 04:18 PM
Just checked out some WWII air plane nose art.

Most of them would work as tattoos.

Adouglasmhor
10th April 12, 04:22 PM
http://www.nose-art.net/

site layout sucks but some ideas there.

Spade: The Real Snake
10th April 12, 04:23 PM
Just checked out some WWII air plane nose art.

Most of them would work as tattoos.
vD94dVu8lqQ

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
10th April 12, 04:26 PM
Awww thanks Snakey

Feryk
12th April 12, 04:44 PM
SM, you really should Google the Man's Ruin stuff. It's pretty damn amazing.

billy sol hurok
2nd May 12, 09:14 AM
Khornie, no!

8473

Spade: The Real Snake
2nd May 12, 10:32 AM
I know.
Jeez, Nair UR Nipz!

billy sol hurok
3rd May 12, 04:54 PM
Here you go, SM:

8480

SoulMechanic
4th May 12, 04:04 AM
oh you sunnamabitch.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
4th May 12, 05:04 AM
8481

billy sol hurok
9th May 12, 01:00 PM
Well then, perhaps some mixed media?

8489

Oh wait, you were going for the pinup look. There's mixed media for that too!

8490

SoulMechanic
9th May 12, 02:25 PM
I found a porno video in my friend in high schools vcr this one time. It had this massive fat lady in it and there was like 9 midgets all going at it. One lil person for each of her holes then one was in side control and fucking her bellybutton, another two were grabing the rolls of her belly and fucking them, another guy was fucking her double chin and lastly she was getting the inside of her knees and her armpits railed out too. The name of the movie was "Finda FoldnFuckit". Pretty sure that dude dropped out of college and is now a big time homosexer.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
9th May 12, 02:50 PM
...and your going to have that tattooed on your back?