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Robot Jesus
13th April 11, 12:40 PM
Identify the superior

Spade: The Real Snake
13th April 11, 01:54 PM
Stick them up your ass and open them. If it is uncomfortable, it is a good umbrella.

EvilSteve
13th April 11, 01:55 PM
The one you don't care about when you leave it in the back of the cab when you get home trashed at 3:00AM.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
13th April 11, 07:14 PM
i use to know an umbrella brand that was cheap and british and immune to flipping in the wind, but i can't find it. i'll have to get back to you.

Adouglasmhor
14th April 11, 01:20 AM
Compact, telescopic or fixed?
I have a Rhino golf umbrella, unbreakable and windproof, but it's a pain carrying it in all but the worst weather.
Fulton or Totes do decent compacts.

Ajamil
14th April 11, 01:39 AM
The umbra (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Umbra_%28sword%29)-ella. (Actually surprised TES was one of the first hits.)

NoBowie
14th April 11, 01:39 AM
UMBRELLAS ARE CHEATING! JUST TAKE MY GOLDEN SHOWER AND LIKE IT BITCH!!!!! WHO IS WITH ME???!!!!???!!!

Ajamil
14th April 11, 01:51 AM
If you're giving golden showers then I'm behind you. Way behind you.

NoBowie
14th April 11, 01:53 AM
If you're giving golden showers then I'm behind you. Way behind you.


ahaha! YOU FOOL. THE UMBRELLA CAUSES BLOWBACK! NO ONE IS SAFE!!! AHAHAHA!

Neildo
14th April 11, 10:52 AM
the only umbrella you'll ever need. just don't leave it in a cab.

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Frank White
14th April 11, 12:46 PM
real men don't use umbrellas. except for dancing, stabbing, or parachuting.

Angry Mandrill
14th April 11, 01:52 PM
seconding frank, with the caveat: if an umbrella is in a man's hand, a woman better be on his arm.

Ajamil
14th April 11, 08:23 PM
Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.
Egg Shen: Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!

resolve
15th April 11, 01:00 AM
"Spy" umbrellas with retractable blades or guns ftw!

http://trendland.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/samurai-sword-handle-umbrella-1.jpg

http://www.freewebs.com/penguinmunitions/Umbrella%20gun%20round%202.jpg

Edit:

Also anything from here: http://www.frunkey.com/around-the-world/15-creative-umbrellas/

http://www.frunkey.com/images/2009/may/creative_umbrellas_014.jpg

Frank White
15th April 11, 01:07 AM
"Spy" umbrellas with retractable blades or guns ftw!


because nothing says " I hate pussy!" like walking around with a sword.

resolve
15th April 11, 01:08 AM
The point is, its hidden. The ones wth actual sword handles are for the extra geek of course :).

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
16th April 11, 05:00 AM
i like the ninjabrella