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Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 02:00 PM
I loves me some movies, as you 'tards all know. Recently, I came across a really good deal on a new flatscreen to replace my 4 year old flatscreen, so I jumped on it. The old one was a 1080i and not a 1080p, but still had some decent life in it so there was no point in getting rid of it.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_konykc4fdl1qz8qfno1_r1_500.jpg
Since the boy likes to hog my living room flatscreen and not watch TV in his room, I decided to convert a front bedroom into a little media room. I hooked up his videogame consoles, a computer, a blu-ray player and stuff to the TV that was in my living room, got a popcorn machine and new sectional sofa and told him, "GTFO out of my fucking living room, so I can enjoy my new flatscreen."

He decided he liked the living room better.

So in decorating the front room, I decided I wanted some movie posters, cuz it seemed like they are necessary. However I didn't want to be the normal, boring douchebag, I wanted to be the original douchebag I am known and loved for.

I had always liked these style of posters and I think it is the coolest thing that the Drafthouse does these and the biggest gyp that no other theater does. Since Robert Rodriguez has his Troublemaker Studios in Austin, QT seems to be a big topic for the Drafthouse treatment.

All the posters are done by a rotating series of artists and all have a limited run of *maybe* 400, give or take. They will have a standard edition and then a limited edition, usually just a subtle difference in coloring. They are usually about $50 for the standard, $100 for the limited.

The sale date will be announced, but not the time, they announce "ON SALE!" through their Twitter account. Tuesday, the print for Kill Bill went on sale at 9:45 AM.
http://www.eatbrie.com/large_posters_files/Mondokillbill.jpg
within 3 mins the run was sold out. They are going for $400 on up, on eBay.

My first purchase was this:
http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/ong-bak2-poster.jpg
I liked the first Ong Bak movie. The second wasn't that great, to be sure, but the image of the poster just kicks ass.

Then I added this one, naturally:
http://www.postershizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/escapeposter.jpg

and this:
http://nerdreactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/suckerpunch-poster_5102.jpg

and then this:
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2010/12/SutfinBladeII_Alamo_B.jpghttp://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2010/12/SutfinBladeII_Alamo_B.jpghttp://www.soundonsight.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Blade2Yellow.jpg
I am pretty much out of room for anymore posters, although if I stumbled upon a Kill Bill, I would find a place.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th April 11, 02:39 PM
You have too much money.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 02:49 PM
You have too much money.
I don't fucking pay you to talk, faggot.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
7th April 11, 02:59 PM
No you dont you tight arsed twat!

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 03:03 PM
So instead of you being appreciative to the exposure to this artwork and doing your own Google search, you play the NoB card.

Go buy a lopsided orange couch, faggot.

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 03:49 PM
http://mondoblog.alamoftp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/blackula_finalfinal1.jpg


You know you want it.

Harpy
7th April 11, 04:09 PM
I think you're more of a pimp than NoB.

Also, you could go really wrong if you choose bad framing for those posters. What's the plan?

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:11 PM
Dammit, Woman!

These are guy posters. They require no "plan"!

Go arrange flowers or something, the man-folk are talking.

resolve
7th April 11, 04:15 PM
Original Star Wars poster with Leia all up ons Luke with his cocklightsaber reaching out to the heavens or GTFO.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/starwarsmovieposter1977.jpg

Harpy
7th April 11, 04:17 PM
^ NO

FFF - I'm just trying to help!! Seriously, I'm interested in what framing Snake is going to use.

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:18 PM
Razor wire.

Greenfield cable.

and of course,

Diamond Plate!

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:22 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PwrPPc8VQRE/S00Jsxa1F-I/AAAAAAAABAI/lHIjGXy1-hI/s400/poster_NotoriousBettiePagePoster.jpg



NOW THIS is a MOVIE POSTER!

Harpy
7th April 11, 04:25 PM
I think Snake has gone overboard. One piece would have been perfect, 4 is going to be bachelor central.

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:28 PM
My son's room is wallpapered in flat black with a matrix of silver skull and crossbones logos, on two walls, and diamond plate on the other. He will grow up to be a real man.

Harpy
7th April 11, 04:31 PM
I had to Google diamond plate...I don't think it would be a very restful room.

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:33 PM
His guitars look great hanging in front of it.

Harpy
7th April 11, 04:35 PM
You're purposefully encouraging rebellion in your home? Take a leaf from Snake and get your kid a popcorn machine to soften things up.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 04:45 PM
I think you're more of a pimp than NoB.
That really goes without saying.


Also, you could go really wrong if you choose bad framing for those posters. What's the plan?
I am actually, really, really good at selecting framing.
Maybe if you would have paid attention all those times you were in my bedroom your would have noticed.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 04:48 PM
Original Star Wars poster with Leia all up ons Luke with his cocklightsaber reaching out to the heavens or GTFO.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/starwarsmovieposter1977.jpg
You just been leveled-up
http://www.killerfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/TylerStoutStarWarsTrilogy1.jpg

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h92/awesomo42/Star-Wars-Bounty-Hunter-Prints.jpg

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:54 PM
You're purposefully encouraging rebellion in your home? Take a leaf from Snake and get your kid a popcorn machine to soften things up.


If you like the soft, pathetic, emotionally available, girly-man type,
go date Toby. He's both available, and local to you.

(Remember your de-lousing spray)

bob
7th April 11, 04:57 PM
I am actually, really, really good at selecting framing.
Maybe if you would have paid attention all those times you were in my bedroom your would have noticed.

But, you said you always make her go face down.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 04:58 PM
But, you said you always make her go face down.
well, it isn't like I throw a burlap sack over her head on the way in AND out of the room......

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 04:59 PM
Damn, Bob,
it's like we were on the same wavelength.





Creepy.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 06:41 PM
Now tell me which movie poster looks better:
this (http://images.moviepostershop.com/true-grit-movie-poster-2010-1020560402.jpg)
-OR-
THIS (http://blog.originalalamo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/TRUE-GRIT-regular-2.jpg)

Neildo
7th April 11, 07:00 PM
former is kinda dull, latter is mucho awesomeo

FickleFingerOfFate
7th April 11, 07:06 PM
Snake likes the snake.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th April 11, 11:32 PM
I like showing the snake.

jnp
8th April 11, 12:52 AM
Their head chef is a friend of the family's. He makes unbelievable paella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella).

I don't care so much about the head chef part, but I love the Spanish seafood stew.

Conde Koma
8th April 11, 01:04 AM
every time i hear about the alamo draft house, it almost makes me wanna just pick up everything and move to texas.

the posters are all amazing, i will definitely have to pick up some for myself in the future.


Now tell me which movie poster looks better:
this (http://images.moviepostershop.com/true-grit-movie-poster-2010-1020560402.jpg)
-OR-
THIS (http://blog.originalalamo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/TRUE-GRIT-regular-2.jpg)

as cool as the second one is, the first has a very classy tough-but-understated aesthetic that fits the film so much better.

Harpy
8th April 11, 01:13 AM
Snake, stop buying crap.

FickleFingerOfFate
8th April 11, 04:25 AM
Green becomes you somehow, Lily.

Yiktin Voxbane
8th April 11, 05:08 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JUw2aRvPUwc/SwuYwoZKIiI/AAAAAAAAMik/FmbMmv78dMY/s1600/Bitch+Slap+2009+Movie+First+Look+Photo+1.jpg

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th April 11, 06:22 AM
Snake, stop buying crap.

^this^

Spade: The Real Snake
8th April 11, 08:16 AM
Snake, stop buying crap.
Define "crap"

^this^
got you are a jealous little bitch, aren't you?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th April 11, 08:20 AM
yes I want all your stuff!!!

give it to me NOW!!!

Spade: The Real Snake
8th April 11, 08:24 AM
yes I want all your stuff!!!

give it to me NOW!!!
You aren't cool enough nor man enough to handle my schwag.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th April 11, 09:44 AM
I dfont want you schwag (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schwag) I want the good stuff!

Spade: The Real Snake
8th April 11, 10:33 AM
even my junk is considered good stuff.

Ajamil
8th April 11, 12:38 PM
Just imagine if you get his headies.

Spade: The Real Snake
8th April 11, 12:53 PM
I just say "no", you filthy hippie.

Ajamil
8th April 11, 10:53 PM
C'mon, snake. I know you're packin the diesel.

Neildo
9th April 11, 03:00 AM
what is that, some kind of gaysexual euphemism? gross dude.

Ajamil
9th April 11, 10:31 AM
I just want good pot. There's nothing sexual about sucking silky white substances from one of these.

http://www.jupitergrass.ca/shop/media/2008/Red%20Bubblers/Lg/pi_1361.jpeg

Spade: The Real Snake
9th April 11, 10:57 AM
Not. another. penis. thread.

Ajamil
9th April 11, 11:38 AM
I'm sorry. That was my derail.

http://postercabaret.com/productimages/AlamoRoboTylerBIG.jpg

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7100000/Alamo-Drafthouse-Poster-the-lost-boys-movie-7100999-500-708.jpg

Spade: The Real Snake
9th April 11, 11:41 AM
The Robocop series is pretty tight.
There is actually two other styles, but the one you posted is my favorite.
The same artist also did a Road Warrior poster which is nice, as well.

Ajamil
9th April 11, 12:11 PM
Damn, I was hoping they did one for Forrest Gump.

Spade: The Real Snake
9th April 11, 12:20 PM
They just did one for Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so hold out hope, little soldier.

Spade: The Real Snake
13th April 11, 06:21 PM
On sale tomorrow will be the Original Nightmare on Elm Street
http://e2ma.net/userdata/1406483/images/e1302644353.jpg
and Scream
http://e2ma.net/userdata/1406483/images/e1302644411.jpg

Ajamil
14th April 11, 02:03 AM
Not a fan of the Scream one.

NoBowie
14th April 11, 02:05 AM
FCUK THESE POSER POSTERS> THEY CAN"T HOLD A SHITT CANDLE TO MY DESCRIPTOR ABILTIES ABOUT MOVEIS (http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showthread.php?58328-Oh-mai-effing-gawd!).

http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showthread.php?58328-Oh-mai-effing-gawd!

PUT THAT ON YOUR FUCKING WALL SNAKE.

bob
14th April 11, 03:47 AM
Nob, are you an aggressive drunk?

My guess is you're not, but you wish you were.

FickleFingerOfFate
14th April 11, 04:11 AM
NoB is an aggressive cock-hound.

NoBowie
14th April 11, 08:53 AM
Nob, are you an aggressive drunk?

My guess is you're not, but you wish you were.

The full amazing limits of my abilities whilst under the influence have not been tested.

I couldn't find anyone to insure it.

Spade: The Real Snake
18th April 11, 03:39 PM
Tyler Stout's Akira Poster:
http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/reg_akira.jpeg

Spade: The Real Snake
21st April 11, 01:09 PM
Next in the Director's Series, Guillermo Del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth:
http://i55.tinypic.com/w2mzx2.jpg

They previously did Hellboy, Hellboy II and Blade II and will be doing Cronos and Devil's Backbone

Spade: The Real Snake
5th May 11, 12:41 PM
The Akira poster has been listing at over $1K on eBay....fucking craziness, man.

The just did a poster for Thor:
http://www.mondotees.com/assets/images/ThorMain450.jpg
and it sold out in < 3 mins.

Conde Koma
5th May 11, 12:43 PM
they're just too good, man. everyone wants a piece.

Spade: The Real Snake
5th May 11, 12:47 PM
I managed to get one.
Still need to get my SuckerPunch framed. I had another frame I was going to use, which would have been perfect, but it is slightly off-sized, so I'll just get it framed up.

Once I get them done and hung, I'll probably post some pix of the stuff I have around the house:

several James A. Owen prints, a couple of Barry Windsor Smith prints, my Dan Brereton paintings, O'Barr pen and ink and the Drafthouse pix.

resolve
5th May 11, 12:53 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/w2mzx2.jpg



WANT

EvilSteve
6th May 11, 10:37 AM
The Akira poster has been listing at over $1K on eBay....fucking craziness, man.

The just did a poster for Thor:
http://www.mondotees.com/assets/images/ThorMain450.jpg
and it sold out in < 3 mins.

Didnt realize Thor worked or the Federation...

Spade: The Real Snake
6th May 11, 10:43 AM
Didnt realize Thor worked for the Federation...
dude.
srs.
http://gymtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/140509123312_chris-hemsworth-star-trek.jpg

Kirk's Daddy.

EvilSteve
6th May 11, 12:55 PM
Oh yeah- forgot about that.

Spade: The Real Snake
6th May 11, 01:01 PM
Oh yeah- forgot about that.
and for you:
Duncan Jones double-dip of Moon and Source Code by Olly Moss:
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110304/moon-source-code_320.jpg

EvilSteve
6th May 11, 01:03 PM
This thread is turning into a really high-brow Photoshop Phriday...

Spade: The Real Snake
9th June 11, 11:13 AM
There have been a couple new posters added in the past couple of weeks, but nothing that really caught my fancy. TOMORROW, they are adding a They Live! poster.....rough working shown here:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/they-live-mondo-poster-sneak-peekl-01.jpg

NoBowie
9th June 11, 01:26 PM
NHUDtG6fVZY

SoulMechanic
9th June 11, 02:58 PM
http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/79/MPW-39974

Spade: The Real Snake
9th June 11, 03:19 PM
Drafthouse, faggot. Drafthouse:
http://i54.tinypic.com/2qcp35t.jpg

SoulMechanic
9th June 11, 03:37 PM
You just posted my desktop background. Faggot.

Spade: The Real Snake
9th June 11, 03:44 PM
You just posted my desktop background. Faggot.
http://postercabaret.com/images/products/display/JaySixteenCandles.jpg

billy sol hurok
10th June 11, 07:08 AM
NHUDtG6fVZY

Excellent.

Though I disagree with the Young Turds: texting IS annoying and disruptive (I don't need another light source shining in my eyes from some little fucktard with no attention span and even less consideration).

And no way should the bitch get her money back.

Equip the ushers with tasers, plz.

Spade: The Real Snake
13th June 11, 09:59 AM
Shepard (Obey (http://obeygiant.com/)) Fairey's They Live poster went on sale Friday:
http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/they-live-shepard-fairey-mondo-poster1.jpg

Sold out in under 1 minute.
Overall, I like it, except for his Obey Giant head, which doesn't fit.

FickleFingerOfFate
13th June 11, 05:16 PM
After listening to the video, I rule for Alamo.

As for her money, she deserves to lose it.
She's lucky, based on her level of expression, and apparent lack of intelligence, that society doesn't step in and mandate sterilization, for the good of humanity.

Spade: The Real Snake
17th June 11, 04:15 PM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/DB_Variant_ONE.jpg
As part of the director's series, Del Toro's Devil's Backbone (three different versions) went on sale today (silver variant shown, also with red variant and standard natrual) with over 500 pressings total.

All sold out in minutes.

Spade: The Real Snake
11th July 11, 02:28 PM
Hell's Bells, I guess I just need to keep doin' all the heavy lifting.

Lots O' Big News coming out of the Drafthouse.

First:
New Frankenstein Poster in the works:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/Frank-PR-625x1500.jpg

Conde Koma
11th July 11, 02:31 PM
where are you getting these updates?

Spade: The Real Snake
11th July 11, 02:31 PM
Second:
There is a new Mondo Posters Archive Site, so all you fa66ots can groove on the deadstock and check out all the sweet sweet swag you never knew existed and, subsequently, are now cooler knowing about:
http://mondoarchive.com/

it's kinda cool, seeing the evolution of all the posters over the years and seeing some of the shit I never knew existed and never seen pop-up on eBay.

Still think the fa66ots need to do a Highlander poster........

Spade: The Real Snake
11th July 11, 02:32 PM
Finally:

http://blog.mondotees.com/


he Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Margaret Herrick Library is partnering with the Austin-based Alamo Drafthouse theater chain to archive the company’s growing collection of original film posters designed by contemporary graphic artists. The first group of the Alamo Drafthouse’s Mondo posters arriving at the Herrick will include the latest print, a poster for the classic horror film “Frankenstein” (1931), created by Drew Struzan.

How fucking sweet is this?

And Conde, it passes from God's lips to my ears.

SoulMechanic
11th July 11, 02:39 PM
A true masterpiece.
http://sharetv.org/images/posters/gayniggers_from_outer_space_1992.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tNjl7dC3S2U/TR8-7VsXr-I/AAAAAAAAAfw/4985UOKi2-g/s1600/gayniggers.jpg

SoulMechanic
11th July 11, 02:42 PM
I must admit, those dudes from the Alamo Bathhouse are really outdoing themselves.

Spade: The Real Snake
11th July 11, 02:54 PM
goddamn U DolaMecha.
pushups.






now go play "Misty" for me.

EvilSteve
11th July 11, 03:19 PM
Watched that on Youtube a couple weeks back. Shockingly, it is neither racist nor homophobic.

Dark Helmet
11th July 11, 04:44 PM
dude.
srs.
http://gymtalk.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/140509123312_chris-hemsworth-star-trek.jpg

Kirk's Daddy.Dude! I did not know that.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th July 11, 10:24 AM
Oh, my bitchez, WTF am I gonna do with you all. You just cannot handle all this goddam win.
We gots 5....FIVE MUTHAFUKK'N Captain America posters comin' out the crack.
Technically, there are 6, but one is a variant color scheme, so 5 different designs.
First is best, so I am just gonna post up that blackass and post links for the others:
First out the gate is Tyler Stout's comic cover version, which comes as shown and also has a silverwashed version:
7734

here is the comic which hosted the original image:
http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/TylerCap2-700x522.jpg

Also are two Captain America recruitment style posters, one by Olly Moss and one by Eric Tan:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/CAPTAIN-AMERICA-Olly-Moss-568x852.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/captain-america-eric-tan.jpg

Also are two Red Skull/Nazi propaganda style posters, same artists:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/CAPTAIN-AMERICA-Olly-Moss1-568x852.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/OMG6/captain-america-eric-tan1.jpg

Best believe your boy is gonna hook it up with numero uno and level-up his quotient of win

SoulMechanic
19th July 11, 01:15 PM
With all this loot you be paying on nerdcave wallpaper you better be breaking bread with the missus so she can get herself the new Tupac 2000 Mandingo Muff Mangler. She must be so cold and lonely in that big cold bed all by herself.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th July 11, 04:10 PM
bitch I gots paper2spare

SoulMechanic
19th July 11, 04:14 PM
bitch I gots paper2spare

Translation, the Tupac 2000 is working splendidly.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th July 11, 04:18 PM
How's that fine senorita of yours, Dola?

SoulMechanic
19th July 11, 04:21 PM
With another sancho I'm sure. Apparently she is not as into crazy as I once though.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th July 11, 04:22 PM
How'd U know my nickname was "Sancho"?

SoulMechanic
19th July 11, 04:23 PM
same way your wife knows they call me Tupac 2000. . .

Spade: The Real Snake
28th August 11, 12:08 PM
haven't upsdayt'd in awhile, what with the Tupac2000 and all....

when I was rayp'd in the Office Depot parking lot by the 4'11" AZN gal, I saw some Cowboys vs. Aliens gear at the Mondo table:
http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cowboysVSaliens_blog.jpg
the colors on this were s-w-e-e-t, nice bright blue pop....just didn't like the image and hadn't seen the flick, yet.

if they would have had THIS one:
http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cowboys+aliens_blog.jpg
I might have bought it. I like this image and it would have only been about $40. As it did....they didn't, so I couldn't. I asked the hipster faggot working the table about the Cap poster and asking if he was holding and the disdain just dripped like sperm from his ass.

Couple more posters have come out over the last couple of months:
an Invisible Man (http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/InvisibleMan-SILVER-blog.jpg)
Two Different Versions (http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/The-Mummy-Variant-blog.jpg) Of The Old School Mummy (http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/The-Mummy-Standard-blog.jpg) both have some nice artwork
Nightmare III: Dream Warriors (http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/FreddyBlog.jpg)....which is a kickass pix
and Buckeroo Bonzai:
http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/BuckarooBanzai-Blog.jpg

SoulMechanic
28th August 11, 03:30 PM
Laugh while you can monkey boy.

Spade: The Real Snake
8th November 11, 03:54 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/j982z7.jpg

four of my posters framed.
still need to get Thor framed and still want to pick up They Live and Captain America.

Ajamil
8th November 11, 04:12 PM
What's the far left one?

Spade: The Real Snake
8th November 11, 04:13 PM
Ong Bak 2

Tony Jaa on an elephant

NoBowie
8th November 11, 04:35 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/j982z7.jpg

four of my posters framed.
still need to get Thor framed and still want to pick up They Live and Captain America.

LOL. And you laugh at my couch, granny faggot.

Posters are wicked cool though.

Spade: The Real Snake
8th November 11, 04:37 PM
It's not a floral print, faggot. Go put your Magoo glasses on.

NoBowie
8th November 11, 04:41 PM
It's not a floral print, faggot. Go put your Magoo glasses on.

No, it's a faggot print. For granny faggots like yourself. Very very tacky. Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house granny faggot.

Spade: The Real Snake
8th November 11, 05:04 PM
where's my "u mad bro" gif

NoBowie
8th November 11, 05:10 PM
where's my "u mad bro" gif

AHAHAHAHA! Granny faggot! Where are your doilies?

Spade: The Real Snake
8th November 11, 05:11 PM
AHAHAHAHA! Granny faggot! Where are your doilies?

over the back of my fainting couch

NoBowie
8th November 11, 05:18 PM
over the back of my fainting couch

Damnit. I wish enough bitches were passing out at my place to require such furniture.

I do have a rape armoire.

Angry Mandrill
8th November 11, 05:45 PM
textile faggot don' unnustand concept of man-cave. print is irrelevant. stains tell the story.

NoBowie
8th November 11, 05:47 PM
textile faggot don' unnustand concept of man-cave. print is irrelevant. stains tell the story.

Well my man cave has an orange couch and Gustav Klimt prints.

If forensics came along with their blue lights and their chemical analysis kits, they would find invisible to the naked eye stains of love, blood, and alcohol on the couch.

Angry Mandrill
8th November 11, 05:52 PM
post forensics report plz, stat

must have stains on klimt to qualify

Ajamil
8th November 11, 09:56 PM
I love Lithgow's expression on the Buckaroo Bonzai one.

Adouglasmhor
9th November 11, 01:18 AM
Well my man cave has an orange couch and Gustav Klimt prints.
.


Yes but when we say man cave we are describing a room not our colon.

Adouglasmhor
9th November 11, 01:19 AM
PS admire the cushion with giraffes on it.

Ajamil
9th November 11, 07:33 AM
Who cares what a man-cave couch looks like? Is it comfy enough to languish and pass out on?

Spade: The Real Snake
9th November 11, 10:23 AM
PS admire the cushion with giraffes on it.
The couch matches a chair and a half in there which was the original purchase. When we went to add a loveseat, we couldn't get a similar print. We went to another furniture store and ordered a loveseat in similar coloring which happened to have animals on the printing. To tie the couch, loveseat and chair-and-a-half together, we ordered extra pillows to place with the other two pieces.