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27th November 10, 05:50 PM
Lilai’s face contorted in rhythm to the unholy ministrations of the floating head hovering betwixt her olive, peach-fuzzed thighs that were held wide apart by the velvet-lined electroshackles.
As the rasp-like tongue pinioned her to the table with sharp, deep jabs, her thoughts suddenly turned to her husband, NoBB.
How could he ever want her again once her unholy captor revealed all the deprived sexual acts she wantonly gave herself over to during the past seven nights of witchcraft, forced potty-training and debauchery?

He bull mastiff had that look in its eye again.
“Oh God, how long will this madness continue?” She thought to herself.
“If only I hadn’t gotten in the van with that Fabio lookalike! This never would have happened.”

The bell rang once again, signaling the release of the twin midgets. This time their dildo-hats were equipped with unusually large and misshapen cacti and the sloshing sound of their colostomy bags was assisted by bullhorn amplifier belts.

Perhaps she should just give this evil puppetmaster what he wanted:
Her hand in marriage.

Maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad thing, she could rule over the beasts and slaves in the Labyrinth of pleasure and she would have her own nursery for the children she was thinking of adopting.
The 300 inch plasma TV was beginning to grow on her as well.

Nonsense! The evil Luball would never gain access to her heart!

27th November 10, 06:48 PM

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27th November 10, 07:05 PM
It seems that you have a dirty mind. No actual sexual acts were described.

27th November 10, 07:51 PM
Don't play coy.

27th November 10, 08:08 PM
I'm really having a hard time taking this so-called writing contest seriously.

27th November 10, 08:43 PM
That's a good sign.

27th November 10, 08:47 PM
DQ, really? What were the velvet-lined electroshackles too close to home?