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Ajamil
28th August 10, 08:39 PM
You could change Truculent Sheep's to this.

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/865/runningsheep.gif

Kein Haar
29th August 10, 12:05 AM
That's not a sheep you dolt.

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 05:47 AM
That's not a sheep you dolt.


You have to admit that its a pretty righteous avatar though.

Kiko
29th August 10, 06:54 AM
If TS won't take it, I might!

Ajamil
29th August 10, 07:16 AM
TS doesn't currently have a sheep as an avatar, that's not the point.

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 07:19 AM
TS doesn't currently have a sheep as an avatar, that's not the point.


Yes he does.

Commodore Pipes
29th August 10, 07:35 AM
TS doesn't currently have a sheep as an avatar, that's not the point.

What, so they all look alike? You, sir, are an ovine racist.

Ajamil
29th August 10, 07:43 AM
I thought horns = goat. Not racist, just ignorant. What's the discriminating factor then?

EuropIan
29th August 10, 07:47 AM
I thought horns = goat. Not racist, just ignorant. What's the discriminating factor then?
I don't know, it just seems kinda ignorant to assume rams do not have horns (http://www.sheep101.info/horns.html)

As you pointed out yourself.

Ajamil
29th August 10, 07:49 AM
Rams aren't goats? Rams are sheep?

Ahh - ram is gender, sheep/goat is species.

EuropIan
29th August 10, 07:50 AM
Rams are rams.

EuropIan
29th August 10, 07:50 AM
Just like bulls are bulls

Ajamil
29th August 10, 07:56 AM
Actually, the pages I'm looking at describing the differences aren't very good at all. They seem to only focus on domestic species.

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 07:57 AM
Rams aren't goats? Rams are sheep?

Ahh - ram is gender, sheep/goat is species.


Ram/Ewe------Sheep
Billy/Doe (Buck/Nanny)--------Goat


Cows can have horns too. I once had a guy bet me $50 that cows NEVER had horns. LOL easy $50.

EuropIan
29th August 10, 07:59 AM
I don't know, what about this? (http://www.sheep101.info/sheepandgoats.html)

EuropIan
29th August 10, 08:01 AM
http://bibleprophecy.net/images/dan_8_ram_he-goat.jpg

Ajamil
29th August 10, 08:06 AM
Summary: (http://www.differencebetween.net/science/nature/difference-between-sheep-and-goat/)
1.A goat is more slender of the two, while a sheep is tubbier. (easily manipulated)
2.Sheep belong to the Ovas Aries species and have 54 chromosomes while goats belong to Capra Hircus species and have 6o chromosomes. (useless without lab)
3.A goat’s tail is for most part stands up while a sheep’s hangs down. (so far the best common indicator)
4.A goat is a typical browser, feeding on leaves, shrubs, twigs and vines. A sheep on the other hand loves to graze on grass and clover. (OK)
5.Goats are curious by nature and are quite independent. A sheep on the other hand prefers to stay put in its flock. (could change with individual, but flock = sheep works)
6.While a goat has hair a sheep has fleece. (seems to be across the board)
7.A goat has a beard while a sheep has a mane. (also good, but not certain on wild species)
8.Wild goats are found in abundance and by all accounts sheep are entirely domesticated. (all sheep are domesticated? doubt that)

This site (http://www.sheep101.info/sheepandgoats.html) and all the rest seem to say pretty much the same thing.

Kiko
29th August 10, 08:08 AM
t3oSyr8mHY4

EuropIan
29th August 10, 08:11 AM
hey, arjuna. Did I tell you I killed a goat family, butchered them and ate their children a couple of weeks back?

It was a unique experience.

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 08:20 AM
hey, arjuna. Did I tell you I killed a goat family, butchered them and ate their children a couple of weeks back?

It was a unique experience.


I didnt think you still lived under that bridge.

Commodore Pipes
29th August 10, 08:24 AM
8.Wild goats are found in abundance and by all accounts sheep are entirely domesticated. (all sheep are domesticated? doubt that).

What? LOL. No, that isn't true. What about Bighorn and Dall sheep?

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 08:25 AM
What? LOL. No, that isn't true. What about Bighorn and Dall sheep?


Yeah Motherfucker....WHAT ABOUT THEM!!!!!?????!!!


WHAT ABOUT 'EM?!!?

WELL????

Commodore Pipes
29th August 10, 08:32 AM
Yeah Motherfucker....WHAT ABOUT THEM!!!!!?????!!!


WHAT ABOUT 'EM?!!?

WELL????

Justice demands an answer.

EuropIan
29th August 10, 08:32 AM
I didnt think you still lived under that bridge.
Yeah, but this time I had a 22

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 08:33 AM
Yeah, but this time I had a 22


BANG BANG BITCHES!!!!!!!

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 08:34 AM
Justice demands an answer.


My names not justice.

Ajamil
29th August 10, 08:43 AM
hey, arjuna. Did I tell you I killed a goat family, butchered them and ate their children a couple of weeks back?

It was a unique experience.Did you offer some up to Kali? Goat is a proper Vedic meal.


MarseydoatsThat song is ruined with pics.

EuropIan
29th August 10, 08:45 AM
Did you offer some up to Kali? Goat is a proper Vedic meal.


Nah..it was Reese's birthday, seemed more appropriate.

Commodore Pipes
29th August 10, 08:46 AM
My names not justice.

sorry, typo. Justin demands an answer.

syberia
29th August 10, 08:54 AM
Summary: (http://www.differencebetween.net/science/nature/difference-between-sheep-and-goat/)
1.A goat is more slender of the two, while a sheep is tubbier. (easily manipulated)
2.Sheep belong to the Ovas Aries species and have 54 chromosomes while goats belong to Capra Hircus species and have 6o chromosomes. (useless without lab)
3.A goat’s tail is for most part stands up while a sheep’s hangs down. (so far the best common indicator)
4.A goat is a typical browser, feeding on leaves, shrubs, twigs and vines. A sheep on the other hand loves to graze on grass and clover. (OK)
5.Goats are curious by nature and are quite independent. A sheep on the other hand prefers to stay put in its flock. (could change with individual, but flock = sheep works)
6.While a goat has hair a sheep has fleece. (seems to be across the board)
7.A goat has a beard while a sheep has a mane. (also good, but not certain on wild species)

Srsly.

You had to post a list?


8.Wild goats are found in abundance and by all accounts sheep are entirely domesticated. (all sheep are domesticated? doubt that)

Not in New Zealand and Wales.

They like a bit of fight in 'em, there.

Kiko
29th August 10, 08:55 AM
Goats and lamb are both nummy. Especially wif curry.

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 09:00 AM
sorry, typo. Justin demands an answer.


My names not Justin either.

Commodore Pipes
29th August 10, 09:17 AM
Phil?

Ajamil
29th August 10, 09:26 AM
Srsly.

You had to post a list?I was having the thread be informative. :(

Adouglasmhor
29th August 10, 09:34 AM
Ram/Ewe------Sheep
Billy/Doe (Buck/Nanny)--------Goat


Cows can have horns too. I once had a guy bet me $50 that cows NEVER had horns. LOL easy $50.

Puck/puckaun = billy

Adouglasmhor
29th August 10, 09:38 AM
Summary: (http://www.differencebetween.net/science/nature/difference-between-sheep-and-goat/)
1.A goat is more slender of the two, while a sheep is tubbier. (easily manipulated)
2.Sheep belong to the Ovas Aries species and have 54 chromosomes while goats belong to Capra Hircus species and have 6o chromosomes. (useless without lab)
3.A goat’s tail is for most part stands up while a sheep’s hangs down. (so far the best common indicator)
4.A goat is a typical browser, feeding on leaves, shrubs, twigs and vines. A sheep on the other hand loves to graze on grass and clover. (OK)
5.Goats are curious by nature and are quite independent. A sheep on the other hand prefers to stay put in its flock. (could change with individual, but flock = sheep works)
6.While a goat has hair a sheep has fleece. (seems to be across the board)
7.A goat has a beard while a sheep has a mane. (also good, but not certain on wild species)
8.Wild goats are found in abundance and by all accounts sheep are entirely domesticated. (all sheep are domesticated? doubt that)

This site (http://www.sheep101.info/sheepandgoats.html) and all the rest seem to say pretty much the same thing.

Re 8 http://www.kilda.org.uk/soay-sheep.htm http://www.kiddyhouse.com/Farm/Sheep/sheep.html

Shotgun Christening
29th August 10, 05:26 PM
Puck/puckaun = billy


No more goatse for you.

syberia
29th August 10, 11:35 PM
I was having the thread be informative. :(

Always a noble aim. Educating the uneducated and all that.

I thought it was just like that time my hairdresser asked me what colour blue and pink made when you mix them...

I totally thought she was joking.

nihilist
30th August 10, 01:52 AM
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9313/1268418409112.gif

syberia
30th August 10, 02:25 AM
403 forbidden. :(

Ajamil
30th August 10, 04:52 AM
Light Urple?

Shotgun Christening
30th August 10, 05:34 AM
Always a noble aim. Educating the uneducated and all that.

I thought it was just like that time my hairdresser asked me what colour blue and pink made when you mix them...

I totally thought she was joking.


Ummmmmm...well?

syberia
30th August 10, 07:17 AM
She wasn't.

I waited a moment while she just looked at me expectantly.
Then I asked her if she was serious.
She was.
"Purple, generally." I said. "Light purple."
She was genuinely surprised.

I didn't continue the conversation in fear of making her feel... silly.
She hadn't finished cutting.

Kiko
30th August 10, 12:13 PM
Good thing she was cutting your hair and not colouring it, eh?

Ajamil
30th August 10, 03:36 PM
If we fixed the avatars, someone could have this one too.

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/9237/dogvturtle.gif

Kiko
30th August 10, 04:15 PM
That's um... wow... snap decision, what's worth more... the video or the vet bills!

Kiko
30th August 10, 07:27 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-kkk-sheep.jpg

Ajamil
30th August 10, 07:50 PM
KKK Swans sez: LYNCHIN TYMEZ!!

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/LRG/21/2188/BWDAD00Z.jpg

Shotgun Christening
30th August 10, 09:31 PM
She wasn't.

I waited a moment while she just looked at me expectantly.
Then I asked her if she was serious.
She was.
"Purple, generally." I said. "Light purple."
She was genuinely surprised.

I didn't continue the conversation in fear of making her feel... silly.
She hadn't finished cutting.


Your hair looks good with purple highlights. I havent seen a pic of you in a while since you dont post on FB much anymore, but that color scheme suited you well.

syberia
30th August 10, 09:46 PM
Good thing she was cutting your hair and not colouring it, eh?

Indeed. I shouldn't be surprised, considering the Average IQ in my little town is, like, four.

Which is why I colour it myself. The reason she asked is because she'd bleached out the red I'd had in and it had turned a pink colour.
You can't tell under the blue, though.


Your hair looks good with purple highlights. I havent seen a pic of you in a while since you dont post on FB much anymore, but that color scheme suited you well.
Thanks. I've just re-done it, blue patches over one side now. Looks awesome.

Shotgun Christening
31st August 10, 04:41 AM
Thanks. I've just re-done it, blue patches over one side now. Looks awesome.


Pix plz. (nudes will suffice)

syberia
31st August 10, 08:39 PM
You first.

nihilist
31st August 10, 08:40 PM
Oh God.
NO

syberia
31st August 10, 08:43 PM
Then no nudes for anyone.

Steve
31st August 10, 08:44 PM
Pix plz. (nudes will suffice)


You first.

*sets Oldman34 to ignore*

Anytime you're ready, guys.


EDIT: DAMMIT

nihilist
31st August 10, 08:45 PM
There are plenty of nudes for everyone.

Cause this here's the interweb.

SoulMechanic
31st August 10, 09:46 PM
Sybs has a blue mullet. So FUCKING SEXY!

nihilist
31st August 10, 09:47 PM
OK fuck it.

PONY UP, OLDMAN.

SoulMechanic
31st August 10, 09:50 PM
Ten bucks says oldman's got bigger titties.

nihilist
31st August 10, 10:01 PM
Thanks for sharing your personal thoughts.

SoulMechanic
31st August 10, 10:34 PM
Yup and the only thing more shocking then that is the fact Syberia has a bigger penis.

syberia
1st September 10, 12:03 AM
Ten bucks says oldman's got bigger titties.


I'll take that bet.

There is no such thing. Or... are no such things... Not sure how to phrase that.

It's impossible, anyway, for my girls to be beaten by any mere moobs.


Yup and the only thing more shocking then that is the fact Syberia has a bigger penis.

Hey, now.

No need for stick measuring. We're all friends here.

HappyOldGuy
1st September 10, 12:27 AM
No need for stick measuring. We're all friends here.
Is that something you usually do with enemies.

Commodore Pipes
1st September 10, 12:36 AM
I'll take that bet.

There is no such thing. Or... are no such things... Not sure how to phrase that.

It's impossible, anyway, for my girls to be beaten by any mere moobs.



Prove it.

syberia
1st September 10, 12:50 AM
Is that something you usually do with enemies.

It's not something I usually do at all.

I'm far too mature.


Prove it.

NSFW


... or anywhere.

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-image-hosting-03/2038moobs.jpg

Steve
1st September 10, 01:50 AM
hawt.

Shotgun Christening
1st September 10, 01:41 PM
Ten bucks says oldman's got bigger titties.


I dont have any moobs. Heres a pic of me from this summer.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2qdaf4g.jpg

No moobs. Sorry to disappoint.

nihilist
1st September 10, 01:48 PM
Was it cold that day, sailor?

Shotgun Christening
1st September 10, 01:52 PM
Was it cold that day, sailor?


Actually I had just taken a crawfish off of each nipple. I clamped them on as a dare.
I won.