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SifuAbel
12th August 10, 03:44 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100812/el_yblog_upshot/quayles-son-obama-is-the-worst-president-in-history

Here we have the culmination of the spin blow job the reps have been vomiting since even before Obama took office.

Leave it to some racist white kid from Arizona to get pissed that the black guy isn't cleaning the last white guys mess fast enough.

Ajamil
12th August 10, 06:47 PM
He'll have to work hard to get past that name. Gen Y still remembers the Dan Quayle jokes, and I'm having a hard time thinking his daddy could raise his right hand, let alone raise a child right.

Spade: The Real Snake
12th August 10, 06:54 PM
Leave it to some racist white kid from Arizona to get pissed that the black guy isn't cleaning the last white guys mess fast enough.
I guess I missed the "racist from Arizona part".

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th August 10, 06:55 PM
hubris
it's hubris

Spade: The Real Snake
12th August 10, 06:56 PM
it's Subarus

Commodore Pipes
12th August 10, 07:10 PM
It's sybaris

SifuAbel
12th August 10, 07:59 PM
Its actually a little dyslexia and bad typing.

HappyOldGuy
12th August 10, 08:09 PM
LOLrizona. inherited the Quayles.

lant3rn
12th August 10, 08:19 PM
Anyone give me an example of on of these Quayle joke?

Ajamil
12th August 10, 08:25 PM
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."

"Add one little bit on the end... Think of 'potato', how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya' go... all right!" --"correcting" a student's correct spelling of the word "potato" during a spelling bee at an elementary school (he told the student to add an "e" at the end

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

Makes you wonder if Dan was having a little time with Barbara.

lant3rn
12th August 10, 08:27 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ajamil again.

Hedley LaMarr
12th August 10, 10:04 PM
Anyone who's played Civilizations won't vote for the guy.

Also
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2010/08/11/ben.quayle.linked.to.sexy.site.KTVK?iref=allsearch

To Long, Didn't View version:

Young Quayle denies writing for a blog under the name "Brock Landers" who's mission was to find the hottest girl in Scottsdale, which according to the site's owner, he successfully completed.

Would you vote for a guy who wasn't Brock Landers?

Quikfeet509
12th August 10, 10:22 PM
BLAH BLAH BLAH




Did he actually say those things?

SifuAbel
12th August 10, 10:36 PM
No, of course not. :rolleyes:

SifuAbel
12th August 10, 10:40 PM
add an extra U for unfuckingbelievable.

HappyOldGuy
12th August 10, 10:40 PM
Don't forget P-O-T-A-T-O-E.

SifuAbel
12th August 10, 10:47 PM
Some of us were actually alive and aware during the Bush I presidency. Yes, he was that stupid.

Quikfeet509
12th August 10, 11:27 PM
I recall the first Bush presidency but I never saw much on TV about Quale-isms.



To be honest, I was too busy watching the first gulf war [naked] to notice.

bob
12th August 10, 11:33 PM
Dan and GW should have their own chat show. Don't tell me you wouldn't watch.

EvilSteve
13th August 10, 11:08 AM
Would you vote for a guy who wasn't Anders?

I just figured SOMEONE was going to say it. May as well be me.

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 10, 11:42 AM
I recall the first Bush presidency but I never saw much on TV about Quale-isms
It was pretty much like every other Vice President......really, the VP is the comic relief and generally takes all the pratfalls.

SifuAbel
13th August 10, 11:47 AM
Did you forget Ford?

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 10, 11:49 AM
Ford was a VP

SifuAbel
13th August 10, 01:25 PM
But became stunt president ford.

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 10, 01:31 PM
as did Bush the first puking in Japan

SifuAbel
13th August 10, 01:42 PM
LOL Japanese revenge.

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 10, 01:44 PM
I think a ninja got him with a fugu dart

Ajamil
13th August 10, 03:17 PM
What about Cheney? Were they into role reversal or sumtin?

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 10, 03:37 PM
not now.
inventing teh innernetz

Hedley LaMarr
13th August 10, 03:45 PM
What about Cheney? Were they into role reversal or sumtin?
I thought Cheney was hilarious.

Spade: The Real Snake
13th August 10, 03:49 PM
I thought Cheney was hilarious.
what's funny is, he might have heart problems but he still *looks* better then the Rolling Stones.

Hedley LaMarr
13th August 10, 10:37 PM
what's funny is, he might have heart problems but he still *looks* better then the Rolling Stones.
Well when it comes right down to it, draft dodging is a lot healthier than heavy drug use.

Spade: The Real Snake
14th August 10, 10:35 AM
Dick Cheney will dance on Keith Richards' grave.

HappyOldGuy
14th August 10, 11:19 AM
Not if I find his phylactery!

Spade: The Real Snake
14th August 10, 11:23 AM
U can't kill RoboVeep