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Phrost
15th July 10, 11:51 AM
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Stick
15th July 10, 12:39 PM
Would've been better in traditional LoLcat-ese.

CoffeeFan
15th July 10, 01:18 PM
Did Mel Gibson really say all that to his ex? Jeez, that guy has anger issues

fes_fsa
15th July 10, 02:49 PM
okay... if it were in traditional lolcat form, i'd be loling.

but the hallmark valentine card font does something else to me...

i feel a warm tingling in my chest and belly. i think it's love.

Kiko
15th July 10, 02:51 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5jn9r0ks61qzrlhgo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1279309800&Signature=Pf8Fh0Nv%2B9mW%2FVpJgvgFLT%2FarYY%3D

Ajamil
15th July 10, 03:59 PM
http://www.sociocide.com/images/gibson/5.jpgThis one got me LOLing.

http://www.sociocide.com/images/gibson/19.jpg

Fukkin saved! This has uses.

Toby Christensen
15th July 10, 04:34 PM
Wow. I actually laughed.

Look, he went downhill from "Mad Max I". It was ALL downhill from there.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th July 10, 05:11 PM
Wow. I actually laughed.

Look, he went downhill from "Mad Max I". It was ALL downhill from there.
Road Warrior was better than Mad Max.

Wounded Ronin
15th July 10, 06:44 PM
Brightened my day.

Toby Christensen
15th July 10, 06:47 PM
He's raving, it seems.

I haven't been following Mel Gibson's whacky racism of late.

Has anything happened to have affected his state of mind? (substance abuse, nervous issues)?

SoulMechanic
15th July 10, 07:28 PM
I would wager a guess that everybody who has posted in this thread has said similar if not worse vulgarities to someone(s) in a fit of rage. I feel sorry for Mel.

fes_fsa
15th July 10, 07:51 PM
yeah.

and what was she doing recording their conversation anyway?

Ajamil
15th July 10, 08:30 PM
No, I get quiet in fits of rage because my speech centers like to break down. I applaud Mel for his verbosity and lexicographical range whilst ranting.

Toby Christensen
15th July 10, 08:35 PM
Yes, he's very eloquent.

I still think it points to a hidden issue that he needs help for.

HappyOldGuy
15th July 10, 08:35 PM
I would wager a guess that everybody who has posted in this thread has said similar if not worse vulgarities to someone(s) in a fit of rage. I feel sorry for Mel.

Bat to the side of the head? To a woman I've slept with? Nope, I can honestly say that has never happened. I have said plenty of unpleasant things to exes, but the threats of violence cross the line for me.

Plus my shit was wittier.

WarPhalange
15th July 10, 09:02 PM
Plus my shit was wittier.

This.

Screaming "CUNT SHIT WHORE NIGGER SPIC!!!" doesn't deserve any sympathy.

SoulMechanic
15th July 10, 09:05 PM
^^^Your opinion does not count. You have to actually be a member of the I touched a vagina club to have a say in boyfriend&Girlfriend relations.

WarPhalange
15th July 10, 09:29 PM
I don't care how many vaginas Mel's touched. His ranting is boring.

CoffeeFan
15th July 10, 10:10 PM
I would wager a guess that everybody who has posted in this thread has said similar if not worse vulgarities to someone(s) in a fit of rage. I feel sorry for Mel.

No sir, I actually have never cursed anyone out to this extent.

SoulMechanic
15th July 10, 10:14 PM
Congrats on being the rare exception to the rule.

*Mel could call my own mother a cunt and I will still have love for the man called Mad Max.












* I would still whoop that ass though.

WarPhalange
16th July 10, 12:44 AM
Congrats on being the rare exception to the rule.

No, dude. I think you just have a problem.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
16th July 10, 12:59 AM
I would wager a guess that everybody who has posted in this thread has said similar if not worse vulgarities to someone(s) in a fit of rage. I feel sorry for Mel.

No. I've always been a proper lady, even when I want to stab some foo fo' frontin.

Stick
16th July 10, 01:07 AM
I think we all just learned something about SoulMechanic he didn't realize he was teaching.

SoulMechanic
16th July 10, 01:16 AM
PFFFfffftt.. . ... ... Everybody knows I run barter town.

Spade: The Real Snake
16th July 10, 10:53 AM
TEACH ME TO BE STONG, SM!!!

Scrapper
16th July 10, 10:57 AM
Yeah...I've never ranted at any human like that. Certainly never a woman. It is the mindless tantrum of a 6-year-old with a grown-up's vocabulary.

He was just using as many offensive terms as he could think of in an attempt to punish and intimidate her. That's what little kids do. When they can't have what they want, the attempt to punish the person denying their desire with a tantrum. You see the same behavior in a grocery store every day.

If you have not heard the transcripts, you simply must. The tone and inflection is exactly that of a child, right down to dramatic heavy breathing and shrieking.

he is pathetic.

Spade: The Real Snake
16th July 10, 10:58 AM
TEACH ME HOW TO DEMAND A BLOWJOB IN THE HOT TUB FROM AN OCTOMOM LOOKALIKE!!!

Phrost
16th July 10, 12:31 PM
I'm still going to enjoy Braveheart and Apocalypto.

SoulMechanic
16th July 10, 12:34 PM
I have never threatened a woman with violence but I most definitely called a few cunts in my life.

Toby Christensen
16th July 10, 04:22 PM
I have moved largely past ranting and raving myself.

I still feel he's spoilt and mentally ill
(The second part of that sentence is not a judgement).

He won't seek help for a problem. Who respects people who won't do that?!

People like that become the pariahs they deserve to be.

(Suddenly has a picture of a slovenly hunching Mel walking down a street with Americans yelling "UNCLEAYAN! UNCLEAYAN!)

Wounded Ronin
16th July 10, 06:22 PM
I would wager a guess that everybody who has posted in this thread has said similar if not worse vulgarities to someone(s) in a fit of rage. I feel sorry for Mel.

What the fuck? No, never. Would be embarrased to.

SoulMechanic
16th July 10, 06:41 PM
Allow me to reiterate. I am sure most people on this forum have said things in a fit of rage that are full of colorful language, inarticulate and/or just plain mean.

Ive said some crazy ass shit to people when upset. Granted I have never been accused of knocking a woman's teeth out. Nor do I think it is socially acceptable to do so. I have knocked a mans out though and in the context I think I was not out of line in doing so. I have called my girlfriends a bitch or told them to shut the fuck up before. Seriously guys, are you just a bunch of PC submissive pussies or liars? You guys have never rolled your window down and vowed to personally castrate the dipshit who almost ran you off the fucking road? Never used a racial slur to describe somebody in an unflattering light? I think I smell bullshit. . .

Cullion
16th July 10, 06:44 PM
I never told my wife I hoped she got raped by a pack of niggers. But I did make the necessary phone calls.

SoulMechanic
16th July 10, 06:52 PM
Nothing says happy anniversary like giving your wife a ride on the soul train.



I have told a couple girlfriends they looked like sluts in the club wear they were trying to sport on girls night out. Granted, in my younger days my self esteem was at times stuck in the tread on the bottom of my shoe when it came to relationships.

Kiko
16th July 10, 07:15 PM
Only from the inner sanctum of my car with the windows rolled all the way up would I say anything close...

and I have been quite creative with my road rage comments, I'm told.

Cullion
16th July 10, 07:17 PM
How close to 'you deserve to get raped by a pack of niggers' did you get ?

Kiko
16th July 10, 07:22 PM
Not very.

Kiko
16th July 10, 07:54 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/temper.png

SoulMechanic
16th July 10, 08:01 PM
Mr. Rogers cannot be compared with us mere mortals, Kiko.

Kiko
16th July 10, 08:07 PM
Fred was quite special, wasn't he?

ICY
16th July 10, 08:09 PM
I've never gotten that extreme with any of my exes, even in my response to the rape accusations. Even high on acid. Or coke.

Cullion
16th July 10, 08:23 PM
How can you be sure?

ICY
16th July 10, 08:28 PM
Never blacked out on either. One time I cried for like 4 hours and blithered incoherently. Another time I implied a bunch of people could die if I was harmed, but it still wasn't a FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNTY CUNT CUNT BLARG sort of thing, it was very calm and pleading, really.

Then there was the time I put on "It Ain't Me Babe" and sang it to my ex, then told her she was a whore, a terrible mother, and that her cunt stank...but still not as bad as Mel.

Ajamil
16th July 10, 09:45 PM
I've called someone a bitch, and said things like, "that's fucking stupid!" Other than that, not in anger.

Now in annoyance; that's an area I can rant in quite colorfully and creatively - but that usually to myself. Mostly because it's bad for business to tell a person as they leave without clearing their plate that they should be chained to the parking meter outside with a bowl of rancid water because they obviously can't distinguish themselves from dogs when it comes to cleaning up after yourself - expect a dog will lick it's own asshole clean after it shits, so that's probably a step up from you flubber-assed jelly roll of a worthless bag of human ooze.

Adouglasmhor
17th July 10, 07:20 AM
I called Phil a dozy mare once. But I have better control over myself now.

Wounded Ronin
17th July 10, 10:59 AM
Granted, in my younger days my self esteem was at times stuck in the tread on the bottom of my shoe when it came to relationships.

Uh huh, but you have to ask if we're "PC submissive pussies" or "liars" when we say we never went off like Mel Gibson?

SoulMechanic
17th July 10, 11:25 AM
Yes, did you read the part above that quote where I reiterate? You never have lost your cool and said ugly things Ronin, things you would regret later?

ICY
17th July 10, 09:12 PM
Ugly things? Sure.

"I'll murder you and shit on your grave"? Not so much.

Wounded Ronin
17th July 10, 11:24 PM
Yes, did you read the part above that quote where I reiterate? You never have lost your cool and said ugly things Ronin, things you would regret later?

I'm typing from a mobile from a bar and I'm too drunk to be anything but honest.

No.

I am more likely to bottle it up inside while remaining pleasant and polite.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
17th July 10, 11:31 PM
Why do you go to bars if you hate sex?

ICY
17th July 10, 11:51 PM
...drugs?

Spade: The Real Snake
18th July 10, 12:30 AM
He likes loud shitty music and tons of assholes.

Which is why he blasts Lady Gaga and posts on Sociocide

Toby Christensen
18th July 10, 01:18 AM
Pubs and bars suck.

Unless you're an alcoholic, a druggie, a failing woman in her 40's trying to pick up young men, or some combination thereof.

I've never really liked the great social spot they are supposed to be.

They are full of self important, violent narcissistic bogans.

Ajamil
18th July 10, 07:53 AM
But there's desperate 40-yr-olds in them? I might have to start frequenting bars.

I am more likely to bottle it up inside while remaining pleasant and polite.Are there many of us like this? Perhaps it's that SM is the only one here who can express anger in a healthy, releasing way.

resolve
18th July 10, 08:08 AM
Bars are usually shitholes.

Sports bars or bar grills are usually pretty nice and you can sometimes find decent people to talk to there. Plus you can usually get something to eat too.

Wounded Ronin
18th July 10, 10:17 AM
Man, I'd read somewhere that pubs were so important vis a vis social culture in the UK.

Wounded Ronin
18th July 10, 10:18 AM
Why do you go to bars if you hate sex?

I was trying a new place I hadn't been before. I sat by myself, didn't talk to anyone but the waitstaff, and had some dinner as well.

I have never attempted to pick anyone up at a bar. If I go to a bar I usually go by myself and don't talk to anyone.