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bob
7th July 10, 07:02 PM
Reset my post count and rep to 0 and change my username to 'bob'.

Thank you.

Kiko
7th July 10, 08:17 PM
http://www.amcgltd.com/archives/dave.jpg

(maybe Steve or Phrost can... once they fix whatever got broken....)

nihilist
8th July 10, 01:00 AM
What the hell is wrong with you lately, Bob?

Steve
8th July 10, 01:03 AM
Reset my post count and rep to 0 and change my username to 'bob'.

Thank you.

Why?

bob
8th July 10, 01:07 AM
Dunno. I just woke up this morning with a strong impulse for identity suicide.

Steve
8th July 10, 01:28 AM
Dunno. I just woke up this morning with a strong impulse for identity suicide.

Sleep on it and get back to me.

billy sol hurok
8th July 10, 07:16 AM
http://pittsburghtrademarklawyer.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bob-marley.jpg

?
http://www.bobdylanlyrics.net/Bob-Dylan.jpg

?
http://www.mykaratestore.com/store/images/wavemaster-BOB-body-opponent-bag.jpg

?
http://vitriolix.com/sidesho_bob_2.gif

?
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bloggingstocks.com/media/2007/07/baghdad_bob_1.jpg

?
?

. . .

Oh!

http://www.thewag.net/graphics/bob.jpg

Of course!

KO'd N DOA
8th July 10, 08:53 AM
Buck up chum.

nihilist
8th July 10, 08:54 AM
Buck up or STFU.

Spade: The Real Snake
8th July 10, 11:44 AM
I will do this thing you ask of me Bob, as soon as your PayPal transfer clears.

STAFF STEEF WILL MAKE IT SO.

Kiko
8th July 10, 12:21 PM
http://pittsburghtrademarklawyer.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bob-marley.jpg

?
http://www.bobdylanlyrics.net/Bob-Dylan.jpg

?
http://www.mykaratestore.com/store/images/wavemaster-BOB-body-opponent-bag.jpg

?
http://vitriolix.com/sidesho_bob_2.gif

?
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bloggingstocks.com/media/2007/07/baghdad_bob_1.jpg

?
?

. . .

Oh!

http://www.thewag.net/graphics/bob.jpg

Of course!

You forgot one...

http://02b5081.netsolhost.com/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/lm-blog-smiling_bob.jpg

Angry Mandrill
8th July 10, 01:38 PM
uh, and...
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/flickr/76/32/002631447632.jpg

Feryk
8th July 10, 02:47 PM
Loved that movie!

bob
8th July 10, 03:35 PM
Ok, i've slept on it. Still want to do it. Make it so Captain Steve.

bob
8th July 10, 04:03 PM
http://pittsburghtrademarklawyer.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/bob-marley.jpg

?
http://www.bobdylanlyrics.net/Bob-Dylan.jpg

?
http://www.mykaratestore.com/store/images/wavemaster-BOB-body-opponent-bag.jpg

?
http://vitriolix.com/sidesho_bob_2.gif

?
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bloggingstocks.com/media/2007/07/baghdad_bob_1.jpg

?
?

. . .

Oh!

http://www.thewag.net/graphics/bob.jpg

Of course!

At least you didn't make any blowjob jokes. Thanks billy.

KO'd N DOA
8th July 10, 04:23 PM
Bye Bornsceptic. At least you got a farewell thread.

Ajamil
8th July 10, 06:46 PM
Farewell thread? Are we Clan of the Cave Bearing this? Must we never speak of bornsceptic again? No 24 hour reminisce to the new guy about how great he was?

Kiko
8th July 10, 06:48 PM
Reminds me more of the funeral/wake scene in M*A*S*H (the film)

Dark Helmet
8th July 10, 08:37 PM
Reminds me more of the funeral/wake scene in M*A*S*H (the film)
You mean the scene when the dentist in the movie wants to commit suicide because of his homesexual tendencies? That one?

SoulMechanic
8th July 10, 09:13 PM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s260/Catsby_Bellingsworth/bob_rossnodanger.jpg

bob
8th July 10, 11:31 PM
So this is what it feels like to be on death row. My only visitors are you smartarses and Kein has the cell down the hall.

Kein Haar
8th July 10, 11:39 PM
More will come. You will see.

SoulMechanic
9th July 10, 12:23 AM
So this is what it feels like to be on death row. My only visitors are you smartarses and Kein has the cell down the hall.

Oh shit, I get it now.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/GoDieCash/booob.gif

Kiko
9th July 10, 12:03 PM
You mean the scene when the dentist in the movie wants to commit suicide because of his homesexual tendencies? That one?

Well, more the scene itself, rather than the reasons leading up to it, yes.

And no, I will not be the nurse...

Steve
9th July 10, 12:45 PM
Alright, these ideas of account "resets" have been discussed upstairs. While our hearts may say yes, the database is a bitch. Sorry, no can do.

Doubly so for Kein.

Kein Haar
9th July 10, 02:32 PM
Ok, then delete or ban Kein Haar plz.

KO'd N DOA
9th July 10, 02:40 PM
You can check out antime you like....but you can never leave....

Kein Haar
9th July 10, 02:44 PM
It's important that this name is consumed to ashes, and the new one rises like a phoenix.

It will be a new and better me. You'll see.

Spade: The Real Snake
9th July 10, 03:25 PM
FLEX-HAAR CPT has spoken

Spade: The Real Snake
9th July 10, 03:26 PM
and no, you fucking racists, it ain't that (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CPT) CPT

Ajamil
9th July 10, 03:36 PM
You don't have to ask to be banned, just post a bunch of scat porn on the front page.

Kein Haar
9th July 10, 04:18 PM
Getting banned doesn't help my new name get approved.

nihilist
9th July 10, 05:12 PM
and no, you fucking racists, it ain't that (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CPT) CPT
Comfy Pants Time? (http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvrspepGJV1qarfjpo1_400.jpg)

bob
9th July 10, 07:35 PM
What if I start a new account and give a gentleman's agreement to never post again as bornsceptic?

Ajamil
9th July 10, 07:43 PM
And which gentleman will you get for the agreement?


(Yay! First!)

nihilist
9th July 10, 07:45 PM
Skeptic's request raises more than a small bit of suspicion.

bob
9th July 10, 07:50 PM
I'll sell all my rep. For one pm'd lingerie picture of spouse/partner I'll give you 1000 points.

Harpy
9th July 10, 07:52 PM
Pm'd you a pic of my husband in his finest.

nihilist
9th July 10, 07:55 PM
lol

bob
9th July 10, 07:56 PM
100 points for Lily. Sorry, that's all you get for a re-post.

nihilist
9th July 10, 07:59 PM
My wife doesn't wear lingerie.

Sorry.

bob
9th July 10, 08:01 PM
Make it 1500 then.

Ajamil
9th July 10, 08:12 PM
Does it have to be my wife?

bob
9th July 10, 08:14 PM
Does it have to be my wife?

If you haven't got the asking price then get your greasy hands off my stock.

Ajamil
9th July 10, 08:20 PM
Look, there's lots of wives out there. In the end they're all "not yours," why does it also need the label of "mine?"

Harpy
9th July 10, 08:29 PM
Hare Krishna!

Ajamil
9th July 10, 08:42 PM
I can do pics of Krishna's wives! In lingerie might be a bit harder...

bob
9th July 10, 09:50 PM
I think this thread is moving away from its core business of how to expedite my demise.

FickleFingerOfFate
9th July 10, 10:02 PM
I think this thread is moving away from its core business of how to expedite my demise.

Drinking bleach is always a good option.

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/FickleFingerOfFate/bear.jpg

Cullion
10th July 10, 03:01 PM
I'll sell all my rep. For one pm'd lingerie picture of spouse/partner I'll give you 1000 points.

How much rep can I have for a lingerie pic of me ?

bob
10th July 10, 07:43 PM
Say 2000?

You are black right?

Harpy
10th July 10, 09:51 PM
Only from the waist up.

bob
11th July 10, 03:15 AM
Can I at least get my username changed to bob?

Kein Haar
11th July 10, 03:25 AM
Yeah, seriously what the fuck is the hold up?

My alter-name has been sitting in queue for days.

Cullion
11th July 10, 04:00 AM
Only from the waist up.

That's racist.

FickleFingerOfFate
11th July 10, 01:13 PM
That's racist.


Yeah, 'cuz if it was from the waist down, it would be sexist....

Shotgun Christening
12th July 10, 05:23 AM
Yeah, 'cuz if it was from the waist down, it would be sexy....



f4g.....

FickleFingerOfFate
12th July 10, 09:04 PM
f4g.....


yUo=f466oT!

Shotgun Christening
12th July 10, 09:06 PM
yUo=f466oT!


p3n0r 34t0r

I just had sex with my wife. Shes still tied down so Ill be right back.

FickleFingerOfFate
12th July 10, 09:10 PM
p3n0r 34t0r

I just had sex with my wife. Shes still tied down so Ill be right back.




http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21105.jpg

Shotgun Christening
12th July 10, 09:12 PM
http://www.drinkstuff.com/productimg/21105.jpg


She wears that like a kooky sex hat. I wasnt really worried about the bindings but the plastic bag over her head probably needed to come off sooner.

Now shes mad.

FickleFingerOfFate
12th July 10, 09:17 PM
Now shes mad.

Only because once the sack came off, she got a good look at you.

Harpy
12th July 10, 09:28 PM
I just had sex with the wife. Shes still tied down so Ill be right back.
Congratulations on baby number 6!!!

Shotgun Christening
13th July 10, 05:08 AM
Only because once the sack came off, she got a good look at you.

:( that hurts.


Congratulations on baby number 6!!!

Soooo not funny. :)

I got the boys clipped right after number 5. She might get pregnant but it wont be mine.

Feryk
13th July 10, 03:56 PM
I got the boys clipped right after number 5. She might get pregnant but it wont be mine.

She'll tell you it's a MIRACLE dammit!

Meanwhile, I'll jump out the back window...

Shotgun Christening
13th July 10, 04:42 PM
She'll tell you it's a MIRACLE dammit!

Miracle isnt the word she'd use, I assure you.



Meanwhile, I'll jump out the back window...

Its not a far enough drop to kill you. Trust me.