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Stick
30th June 10, 12:05 AM
I love it when a tale of international espionage has a soft, wet, sexy center.

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Facebook Photos (http://www.bittenandbound.com/2010/06/29/russian-spy-anna-chapman-facebook-photos/)


http://i47.tinypic.com/nwbszn.jpg

I'd tap it.

Ok, in all seriousness though, Russia still spies on America and this is a huge surprise to thousands of idiots world wide. (http://news.google.com/news/more?pz=1&cf=all&ncl=dN72vAgGIYyP6lMsR05VnXBY-6e5M&topic=n)

In the mean time; Я буду в своей койки.

CdbVRwvtgd0

Steve
30th June 10, 12:17 AM
Been hearing about this for the last couple days, an interesting "reset" of US/Russian relations to say the least.

WarPhalange
30th June 10, 12:57 AM
Not news to me. When I worked at Livermore Labs they told us of all the shit foreign visitors tried to pull. Hell, even domestic ones from other companies try to steal any secrets they can. They have daily hacking attempts, too. It surprised me at the time why they let shit like that fly instead of telling China (or whoever) to just fuck off.

How many of you think the US doesn't have spies in Russia?

HappyOldGuy
30th June 10, 12:59 AM
Of course we do.

Do you think the Russians wouldn't lock em up if they found em?

It's a game and that right there is a

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!

Robstafarian
30th June 10, 01:10 AM
Is it still considered espionage if you pretend to share state secrets in order to have sex with her?

danno
30th June 10, 01:18 AM
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/anna-chapman-facebook.jpg

Steve
30th June 10, 01:19 AM
Is it still considered espionage if you pretend to share state secrets in order to have sex with her?

You might want to be concerned more about if the Russian's thought it was, rather than if the Americans did.

But, hell, go for it.

Robstafarian
30th June 10, 01:19 AM
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/anna-chapman-facebook.jpg
I'll take that as a "no."

danno
30th June 10, 01:29 AM
I'll take that as a "no."

i'd even go so far as to call it "patriotic".

Steve
30th June 10, 01:32 AM
http://20.media.tumblr.com/geWPMeIaZmtnpdu5syEGI8gTo1_400.jpg

SoulMechanic
30th June 10, 02:41 AM
Now that there is not one of the defective russians that get swept under the bulgarian carpet.

DerAuslander108
30th June 10, 08:58 AM
Man...why aren't the Russians interested in Buddhist secrets?

Vieux Normand
30th June 10, 09:09 AM
Man...why aren't the Russians interested in Buddhist secrets?

Same reason Buddhists aren't.

Wounded Ronin
30th June 10, 09:10 AM
So will they build a S&M dungeon in Gitmo for her?

Stick
30th June 10, 09:40 AM
Her Facebook profile. (http://www.facebook.com/chapmananya?ref=search)

You can use translate.google on her various wall postings. Seems some of her FB friends have begun reacting to the news of her arrest which is pretty interesting to see as it unfolds.

http://i50.tinypic.com/nezte9.jpg

Looks like Kaylee from Firefly.

KAWAIIIIII SUPAIUUUU!

DerAuslander108
30th June 10, 10:48 AM
Wonder if she has a J-Date profile.

Stick
30th June 10, 12:11 PM
Hilarious inside joke is hilarious!

KO'd N DOA
30th June 10, 12:53 PM
4 of the couples were Canadian, used the b-day of dead babies from 50 years ago. This will be one of the better movies of the week in 3 months.

Robstafarian
30th June 10, 01:38 PM
4 of the couples were Canadian, used the b-day of dead babies from 50 years ago. This will be one of the better movies of the week in 3 months.
Canadian Bacon II: Canadian борщ

Ajamil
30th June 10, 05:16 PM
Can we forcibly change her name to Natalia Romanova? Pretty pretty please?

I mean, just sayin -holy shit.
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/627/627248/black-widow-20050619111829674_640w.jpg

Vieux Normand
30th June 10, 07:41 PM
http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/anna-chapman-facebook.jpg

A rigourous search and thorough interrogation will be required.

Zendetta
30th June 10, 07:43 PM
Between this and the Mossad hit squad whacking that guy, this has been a great year for real-life espionage thrillers.

Stick
30th June 10, 07:45 PM
The Russian Times English edition is so "hey guys, cut it out!"

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"I mean, yeah, come on.... this is just silly"

Yes, it's silly because your guys got caught ;-)

"LoL, if they were really spies from Russia they would've totally not got caughts! We're so much better spies than this!"

Oh, and Alyona Minkovski is rather attractive as well.

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/8/84/A-standing-sexy-outfit_798.jpg

Harpy
30th June 10, 08:00 PM
Looks like Kaylee from Firefly.

KAWAIIIIII SUPAIUUUU!

Exactly what I thought.

danno
30th June 10, 08:07 PM
is everyone in the media acting like america doesn't spy on russia? like this is a dastardly thing only the reds would do?


A rigourous search and thorough interrogation will be required.

*fight breaks out amongst FBI team as no one can agree on who has cavity search duty today*

HappyOldGuy
30th June 10, 08:08 PM
is everyone in the media acting like america doesn't spy on russia? like this is a dastardly thing only the reds would do?


GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
1st July 10, 05:55 AM
Well its only 10 spies now...

Spy does runner in Cyprus (http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=653953)

Cops : "Ha! We caught you! Would you be so kind as to go home and come back tomorrow?"

Spy : "Yeah sure!"

Stick
8th July 10, 01:36 AM
Anna Chapman's- FKA Anya Kushchenko- ex-husband comes forward with secret- nekkid- information. (NSFW) (http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2010/07/07/yes-i-am-spy-anna-chapman-nude-russian-spy/)

Mile high...

Nipple clamps...

Whip...

Loves 007...

Ok, seriously though, when did porn become real?

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
8th July 10, 05:27 AM
every night around my place

Feryk
8th July 10, 02:50 PM
You are still fluffing for Mandingo are you?

AAAhmed46
8th July 10, 03:24 PM
She has funny nipples.

DerAuslander108
8th July 10, 06:54 PM
Look fine to me.

danno
8th July 10, 07:03 PM
the camera flash has flattened out details and made her appear paler.

ahmed looks at too much well-lit porn with erect nipples.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
9th July 10, 05:03 AM
You are still fluffing for Mandingo are you?

Only on weekends.

Feryk
9th July 10, 09:41 AM
Oh, well that gives you plenty of time to stretch then.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
9th July 10, 10:22 AM
Believe me I need that time

Feryk
9th July 10, 12:41 PM
I'd make some joke about supressing the gag reflex, but I'm sure it's already been pounded out of you.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
10th July 10, 08:59 AM
and then some

Cullion
10th July 10, 02:38 PM
I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

resolve
10th July 10, 03:31 PM
I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.


FOR AMERICA!

Cullion
10th July 10, 03:59 PM
The US shouldn't have let her go. She's definitely been a really naughty girl.

I can just tell.

Feryk
12th July 10, 05:04 PM
I don't think Spanking is an acceptable punishment for a capital crime in the US...but Obama's in the chair now, so anything is possible.

Ajamil
12th July 10, 08:27 PM
Swat her backside like he swatted that fly.

danno
12th July 10, 08:38 PM
to death?

Ajamil
12th July 10, 08:55 PM
Not to death, just with multiple replays on cable news channels.