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MEGA JESUS-SAMA
11th June 10, 11:59 PM
So basically there's two serious trends in menswear right now. The first, colloquially known as Goth Ninja, entails dressing like an anime character rampaging through a menswear shop.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/viridieanne3.jpg

The second, Americana, involves dressing like a redneck in luxury fabrics.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/robert-geller-levis-2009-fall-2.jpg

I am going to combine these two styles into Gothicana, but I haven't quite figured out exactly what that's supposed to look like. I'm thinking like, minimalist perfecto vests and chambric stoles over gauze-y bias-cut or twisted-seam workshirts, heritage denim with a slouchy silhouette, and some sort of monk-strap meets engineer boot in laundered leather.

partyboy
12th June 10, 12:28 AM
http://th01.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/181/e/0/Pyramid_Head_by_jaybob.jpg

???

nihilist
12th June 10, 12:38 AM
I say wear something that maximizes the visual impact of your sartorius.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 12:40 AM
You want to see my inner thighs? K.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/lulanne.png

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 12:41 AM
http://th01.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/181/e/0/Pyramid_Head_by_jaybob.jpg

???

that is not even close
leave the fashion to the homos, breeder

WarPhalange
12th June 10, 12:53 AM
You want to see my inner thighs? K.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/lulanne.png

I still don't buy that that's you.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 12:55 AM
i'd be jealous of those gams too

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 12:58 AM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3r3t2BPTP1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 01:00 AM
BIG TEXT ON SHIRTS was actually big in high-end fashion back when the 80s revival was first picking up steam. FRANKIE SAYS RELAX remakes and that god-awful MAY I SPEAK TO MR. DIOR PLEASE. It was a dark time.

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 01:05 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1l8cxFFu31qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

Dang Sama. LOOKIN GOOD GURRRL.

TheMightyMcClaw
12th June 10, 01:18 AM
I recommend you start with black denim. The engineer boots are also a good idea.

bob
12th June 10, 01:20 AM
Pretty people can make nearly anything look good. You are not pretty enough.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 01:22 AM
Pretty people can make nearly anything look good. You are not pretty enough.

I know you don't mean that.

bob
12th June 10, 01:23 AM
You may not think so but I'm trying to help you here man.

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 01:26 AM
NEW SHIT FROM PARIS!
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l027zbxVxt1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 01:27 AM
Well even if you do mean that I don't care because I can rock the shit out of this nascent fusion of vintage worship and edgy futurism.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 01:29 AM
NEW SHIT FROM PARIS!
[IMG]http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l027zbxVxt1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg[IMG]

Do you have his number?
p.s. that shirt actually looks like something gareth pugh did and charged a thousand dollars for p.s. it was menswear so you're not far from the mark man

bob
12th June 10, 01:30 AM
Well even if you do mean that I don't care because I can rock the shit out of this nascent fusion of vintage worship and edgy futurism.

And that's why we love you. You are to fashion what cracky is to good sense.

WarPhalange
12th June 10, 01:32 AM
That's harsh, man.

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 01:36 AM
"thissssth playthss isthhhint big enouppfff fer thhhhuhh bothhhhhss of uthss thister!"

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzbtpmVihQ1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 01:39 AM
Hey, be careful about browsing LB for too long. If you find yourself in thrifted girl's jeans that crush your balls call a homo control center immediately.

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 01:44 AM
I just wanna know, if I am doing it right. I haven't been able to feel my testicles for 5 minutes. Being a model is real hard.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kygcv4VXYs1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 01:45 AM
If you don't care about the gender of the lips he'd probably suck your dick.

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 01:48 AM
Hey sama, I want you to meet my friend "cockring" We just started a Hall & Oats cover band together!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxyf3gKJha1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

WarPhalange
12th June 10, 02:07 AM
If I met that guy in real life, I'm not sure I'd be able to resist the urge to pull on his hoop thing.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 02:08 AM
You haven't met a single one during your tenure in SoCal?

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 02:33 AM
Dogs=the new handbag?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx6ku4cPsz1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

Harpy
12th June 10, 02:40 AM
MJS - do you seriously go out like that alone? It could be dangerous.

You're not as fashion-forward as you'd like to believe...

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 02:41 AM
Dangerous where? When did I start living in Birmingham, Alabama?

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 02:56 AM
I think rape is the goal Lardzy.

Harpy
12th June 10, 05:26 AM
Oh, I have much to learn. If that really is MJS, I feel sorry for his/her identity crisis.

Ajamil
12th June 10, 08:31 AM
My brother lives in Birmingham. :(

Massive gauges aren't so much for pulling on as trying to throw Skittles through, and then demanding a prize when you succeed.

Cullion
12th June 10, 09:09 AM
I am going to combine these two styles into Gothicana, but I haven't quite figured out exactly what that's supposed to look like.

Imagine you just arrived in 80s Los Angeles through a time-transporter. It's late at night, you're in pain from the electrical arcing, and you're naked.

You break into a clothing store, and start grabbing stuff that looks like:-

i) It will fit

ii) You will be able to conceal weapons under it

iii) The fabric looks durable.

iv) You pick just one thing that's prettier than anything you've ever seen. Something that nobody fighting the machines would ever have time to make, but might dream about.

Like a more expensive version of this:-

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI4MjUyODg3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDg1MzI3._V1._ SX475_SY338_.jpg

But with an expensive watch. Or a silk cravat.

SoulMechanic
12th June 10, 12:30 PM
3 words.



























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