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Kein Haar
10th June 10, 01:19 AM
Teaching police dogs to, um...head-butt criminals. :suicide:

This is in the UK, of course.

http://www.k9magazine.com/police-force-train-dogs-to-headbutt/

Oh well.

At times I've been worried that the UK is a harbinger...but if it is, it's been supercharged along time ago and has pulled away beyond the horizon.

My personal lifetime is safe from this kind of hilarity.

We weep for you....and your muzzled dogs which are gonna get their asses kicked.

:emot-911:

bob
10th June 10, 01:21 AM
Is that the k9 equivalent of 'just shoot them in the legs'?

Kein Haar
10th June 10, 01:24 AM
It's more like, shoot them in the legs with blanks.

Kein Haar
10th June 10, 01:36 AM
Actually, it's kind of like teh dim-mak. When you let a dog pick up a head of steam, under controlled conditions, on someone who volunteered to show how well it'll work...well, of course it's going to "work."

Problem is, most bites aren't like that. Who's gonna stand there and take it? They are gonna run or fight asymetrically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmJuRfEEp8A&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw3aZ_ZY0XA

Cullion
10th June 10, 07:12 AM
Stuff like this is likely to be turned around somewhat over the next few years.

Keinhaar, the situation you think has escaped over the horizon, took much less a generation to develop from a situation you'd probably recognise as sane. Don't be complacent.

Truculent Sheep
10th June 10, 09:50 AM
‘Instead of biting, the dog is muzzled and launches itself like a missile at the midriff of the target,’ said Deputy Chief Constable of North Wales, Clive Wolfendale.


BEYOND. FUCKING. PARODY.

KO'd N DOA
10th June 10, 10:58 AM
I think they need to use the right tool for the job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD73kksP1RY&feature=related

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXc8q32EQI&feature=related

fes_fsa
10th June 10, 01:55 PM
this could work if they gave the dogs helmets.

http://handicappedpets.com/www/images/stories/BlindDogFront.jpg

KO'd N DOA
10th June 10, 02:37 PM
That is a Fire dog, not Police dog...but I can't argue about the probes...nice

Ajamil
10th June 10, 02:51 PM
I like the new tool idea, but it needs moar. What are training capabilities of bighorn sheep?
ULRtdk-3Yh4

They even has teh d34dly nutshot!

SoulMechanic
10th June 10, 03:34 PM
Kerr was more effective with the headbutt. Only reason faggots like Kein remember Coleman is cuz the Don Frye k.o.



p.s. k9 magazine? . . . LOL its like cat fancy for dudes in the closet.

bob
10th June 10, 04:05 PM
I like the new tool idea, but it needs moar. What are training capabilities of bighorn sheep?
ULRtdk-3Yh4

They even has teh d34dly nutshot!

Unfortunately, not a Welshman has been born that would be afraid of a sheep.

Kein Haar
10th June 10, 04:55 PM
Kerr was more effective with the headbutt. Only reason faggots like Kein remember Coleman is cuz the Don Frye k.o.



p.s. k9 magazine? . . . LOL its like cat fancy for dudes in the closet.

The headbutts I remember were ineffectively rained down on Maurice Smith, actually.

I also remember Coleman cuz of his l33t coaching of Kevin Randelman, i.e. "TAKE HIM DOWN! TAKE HIM DOWN!"

Uh, he has been taking them down, repeatedly, and he keeps losing cuz he can't finish anything he starts.

The magazine actually has a lot of case law updates and stuff.

Kein Haar
10th June 10, 05:00 PM
Stuff like this is likely to be turned around somewhat over the next few years.

Keinhaar, the situation you think has escaped over the horizon, took much less a generation to develop from a situation you'd probably recognise as sane. Don't be complacent.

But we got all these states which are at odds with one another, and things like concealed carry have been on the uptick....even where one wouldn't exactly expect it.

You guys got freakin' steamrolled with this bizarre agenda.

We have many more roadblocks to this particular kind of womanly hysteria over safety.

SoulMechanic
10th June 10, 06:52 PM
NOBODY DISSES ON THE HAMMER HOUSE!!!


To be serious, only cool thing Randleman has ever done was that wicked Randleplex he did to Fador in Pride. . . and he still lost.

http://i28.tinypic.com/if0ho9.jpg

Truculent Sheep
10th June 10, 11:05 PM
Surely the point of a furry crocodile is precisely that it will savage your arm or whatever extremity that's within biting range. On the other hand, getting yossered by a DPC in Glasgow would be a fitting experience. Woof-woof-woof would in this case be translated as 'See You Jimmy! Ya BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTARRRD!!!'

Phrost
12th June 10, 12:48 PM
The UK is stupid.