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TheMightyMcClaw
9th June 10, 12:43 PM
They'd probably look a lot like these:
http://stores.ebay.com/Jeansian

I am so incredibly in love with these pants. I mean, fncking look this:
[IMG]http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/1/6/7/0/4/7/webimg/257241012_o.jpg

Numbers are powerless to calculate the square milage of zippers on these jeans.

I happen to find these just as a) I have completely torn every pair of jeans I own to shreds and b) the weather has turned warm enough to start wearing wrap pants and kilts instead.
I'm seriously considering getting this pair for when the weather turns cool again:
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/1/6/7/0/4/7/webimg/372413151_o.jpg

breen
9th June 10, 01:24 PM
looks sick

lant3rn
9th June 10, 02:49 PM
You want to look like this?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks19x2b5VY1qzkj3z.jpg

Steve
9th June 10, 02:52 PM
They're cool, but as you said, only in the fantasy world sense.

I'd buy them if we lived in the Shadowrun world.

Ajamil
9th June 10, 05:05 PM
But McClaw does live in that realm. He could pull it off.

Do any of those zippers actually have pockets behind them? I love me some extra pockets, but zippers to nowhere would frustrate me.

Steve
9th June 10, 05:20 PM
Actually, I was thinking the opposite. That many layered pockets would annoy the fuck out of me. I was just hopiing for easy access, if ya know what I mean.

lant3rn
9th June 10, 05:22 PM
You should trying to stop you problem with public masturbation, not encouraging it.

Steve
9th June 10, 05:43 PM
You should trying to stop you problem with public masturbation, not encouraging it.

When the public stops asking for it, I'll stop doing it.

partyboy
9th June 10, 05:49 PM
more like:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/104/3/2/Frisky_Dingo___Valerie_Fin_by_jmao.jpg

or

ftWjQLjkazc

Ajamil
9th June 10, 06:07 PM
When the public stops asking for it, I'll stop doing it.
http://luchins.com/dickery/hulk103vsoneeyedmonster.jpg

Spade: The Real Snake
9th June 10, 06:50 PM
Dude, I'll meet you at the arcade and we can play some awesome Yie Ar Kung Fu after I stop by the Chess King for some awesome denim parachute pants.

TheMightyMcClaw
9th June 10, 07:50 PM
But McClaw does live in that realm. He could pull it off.



It's true. Both very warm and very cold weather bring out all kinds of magic pants, but my spring/fall wardrobe is pretty bland in comparison.

partyboy
9th June 10, 09:56 PM
It's true. Both very warm and very cold weather bring out all kinds of magic pants, but my spring/fall wardrobe is pretty bland in comparison.


no???

http://www.strippedclean.com/images/131-LoinclothSmallTrimmed.gif

TheMightyMcClaw
9th June 10, 11:53 PM
no???

http://www.strippedclean.com/images/131-LoinclothSmallTrimmed.gif

Way too cold for the fall.
Summer, I could probably rock a loincloth. It'd have to be made of scale mail, of course.

syberia
10th June 10, 01:35 AM
Do any of those zippers actually have pockets behind them? I love me some extra pockets, but zippers to nowhere would frustrate me.

I hate false pockets. So very much.

The jeans are meh.

Ming Loyalist
10th June 10, 07:39 AM
those are candidates for "ugliest jeans in the world"

i officially give up on trying to help you with buying jeans.

resolve
11th June 10, 01:42 AM
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/8725/b25789967.jpg

Warhammer 40K LARPers frown on your shenanigans.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
11th June 10, 06:09 PM
that looks like something an effeminate 35yo twink trying desperately to look 18 would wear to a club.

how about some jeans that manage to be out there without telling everyone how much you love cock?

http://letgoasyoulike.fc2web.com/P22501122.jpghttp://letgoasyoulike.fc2web.com/15sc1.jpg

That's the same pair in both images. Don't buy pre-faded bullshit you cum-catching shit licker.

Ajamil
12th June 10, 06:53 AM
But neither of those look like they survived intergalactic war OR were touched by the hand of Thor.

Odacon
12th June 10, 08:39 AM
http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/8725/b25789967.jpg

Warhammer 40K LARPers frown on your shenanigans.

Holy shit, do they have piss bags installed?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
12th June 10, 02:17 PM
But neither of those look like they survived intergalactic war OR were touched by the hand of Thor.

Here is a more thoroughly thrased pair. These started life as solid dark blue jeans with no holes or nuthin.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/CameraPhotos203.jpg
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/CameraPhotos204.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
13th June 10, 11:22 PM
Again, undistressed denim.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/2410692451_747c5d6ed5.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
14th June 10, 06:26 PM
classic and out there AT THE SAME TIME
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/34g5b0h.jpg
please don't patronize that ebay store mclaw

TheMightyMcClaw
14th June 10, 11:24 PM
classic and out there AT THE SAME TIME
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/34g5b0h.jpg
please don't patronize that ebay store mclaw

How exactly are these jeans "out there"? They're nice and all, but the only way I see them deviate from the Platonic Form of the Blue Jean is some slightly above average contrast.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
14th June 10, 11:29 PM
That would be the point. There's a right way and a wrong way to be different.

I also don't think you get the full effect of that style of denim from a picture. That shit has a rugged ass texture, it's pretty wild to see in person.

TheMightyMcClaw
14th June 10, 11:43 PM
That would be the point. There's a right way and a wrong way to be different.

I'm starting to suspect that you don't fully comprehend my sense of aesthetics.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
14th June 10, 11:47 PM
No, I just think your sense of aesthetics is garbage. Not because you like different things, but because the things you like suck.