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Iscariot
30th April 10, 05:55 AM
Belgium is set to become the first ever country in Europe to ban the burqa from being worn in public places.


The vote in Parliament for a nationwide ban on Islamic clothes or veils that do not allow the wearer to be fully identified was almost unanimous.


The full-face niqab and burqa worn by some muslim women are not a mandatory requirement for the religion of Islam, but one of personal choice. People found flouting the new law could be given a fine of 15-25 euros (£13-21) or even be faced with a week in jail.


Vice-president of the Muslim Executive of Belgium, Isabelle Praile, warned that the new law could be the start of a slippery slope. "Today it's the full-face veil, tomorrow the veil, the day after it will be Sikh turbans and then perhaps it will be mini-skirts. The wearing of a full-face veil is part of the individual freedoms" protected by Belgian, European and international rights laws, she said.


Amnesty International also condemned the move saying: "A complete ban on the covering of the face would violate the rights to freedom of expression and religion of those women who wear the burqa or the niqab."


In France President Nicholas Sarcozy has recently introduced a similar bill to ban the burqa - despite being advised that such a move could be unconstitutional. The French move, which seems likely to go ahead, will be decided on May 19.


The Belgium bill now goes to the senate for a 15-day period of review where any final objections can be heard, before being passed into law.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100430/twl-belgium-decides-to-ban-the-burqa-3fd0ae9.html


So, how long before there's a fatwa on every politician in Belgium?


Brave move or an attack on personal expression?

bob
30th April 10, 06:44 AM
In Islamic culture it's customary to only veil the ugliest chicks. It's really for the benefit of all society.

Harpy
30th April 10, 07:40 AM
Despite the elected officials being the 'voice if the people', I believe such decisions that have the potential to impact civil liberties, should be pit to a referendum.

Sure, stories about burqa-bombers scare us but I hope that was not the impetus for the Bill? I didn't even realise Belgium had been considering such a move.
http://frontpagemag.com/2010/04/22/the-burqa-bomb/

What will strongly entrench my opinion is the various reactions of Islamic groups and other civil liberties groups. If anyone decides this is worth killing over...then it's definitely time to ban the burqa.

Modesty is not just about covering up but about the two-way nature of treating human beings with respect and kindness.

Lebell
30th April 10, 08:04 AM
lolol!
it doesnt go far enough imo!
we should like give them patches of cloth which they have to sow on their jackets so we can recognise em as infadels.
then we round em up in camps where they will be put to work, but they have to ' take a shower' first!
its an old european concept that never fails.

WarPhalange
30th April 10, 08:26 AM
It just goes to show that America hasn't monopolized stupidity.

And I'm not even talking about being anti-Muslim here. What's going to happen when someone wearing a... whatever the fuck these face mask things are

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Counter-Strike_Box.jpg

blows something up? Outlaw selling them entirely? Then wearing a hood and sunglasses?

Vieux Normand
30th April 10, 08:52 AM
Brave move or an attack on personal expression?

An attempt to get 'em so frustrated they'll go back to the exceptional freedoms of muslim-majority countries and let western Europe hold onto its cultural norms.

Oh, wait...western Europe.

The niqabi and ahl-e-burka will stay there and bitch about the ban.

After which, in the name of multiculticorrectness (peace be upon it) Yurp will do what it's done for decades now: wring hands, hang head, then surrender.

Never mind.

Steve
30th April 10, 09:02 AM
That lady is right. If they banned mini skirts I would be totally pissed. I would even consider writing a letter...

Cullion
30th April 10, 10:05 AM
Despite the elected officials being the 'voice if the people', I believe such decisions that have the potential to impact civil liberties, should be pit to a referendum.

Sure, stories about burqa-bombers scare us but I hope that was not the impetus for the Bill? I didn't even realise Belgium had been considering such a move.
http://frontpagemag.com/2010/04/22/the-burqa-bomb/

What will strongly entrench my opinion is the various reactions of Islamic groups and other civil liberties groups. If anyone decides this is worth killing over...then it's definitely time to ban the burqa.

Modesty is not just about covering up but about the two-way nature of treating human beings with respect and kindness.

A lot of these referendums wouldn't result in the liberal outcomes you're hoping for.

If we went with majority public opinion (according to numerous opinion polls over the decades) in the UK we'd still have a death penalty, for example.

HappyOldGuy
30th April 10, 10:27 AM
If we went with majority public opinion (according to numerous opinion polls over the decades) in the UK we'd still have a death penalty, for example.
For Burqas

Fuck you Belgium. You make the French look masculine.

Lebell
30th April 10, 02:04 PM
we should ban more stuff as society.
why stop at burqa's?
we can ban emo's, gothics and white sneakers and white sportingsocks.
we can ban anything and anyone who dresses funny.
we can ban black people.
then we ban gypsy's and bankers.
then eventually we'll ban ourselves.


think about it.

we should ban anything that is offensive to anyone.

Steve
30th April 10, 02:36 PM
we should ban more stuff as society.
why stop at burqa's?
we can ban emo's, gothics and white sneakers and white sportingsocks.
we can ban anything and anyone who dresses funny.
we can ban black people.
then we ban gypsy's and bankers.
then eventually we'll ban ourselves.


think about it.

we should ban anything that is offensive to anyone.

You know you're now just plain asking for it, right?

Lebell
30th April 10, 03:29 PM
your not the governmentm, adolf.
in fact you're not even elected.
tell me something son, do you hate freedom?
do you like Stalin?

Ajamil
30th April 10, 03:33 PM
Lebell may be onto something here. Us normal, white folk need a way to really understand how bad it is to be different. WE need camps just for white people where we can live together and be around those who are the same as us. A way to "concentrate" the purity of white Europe. I vote for these "concentration camps" to start searching for and rescuing the all the Northwestern Europeans immediately.

Cullion
30th April 10, 03:40 PM
They already exist. They're called 'Butlins'.

Ajamil
30th April 10, 04:02 PM
Aww, they even put Lebell on the badge.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Butlins_skegness_1938.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
30th April 10, 04:56 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/bWr8e.jpg

Cullion
30th April 10, 05:38 PM
You can get a trailer all to yourself. At least at Butlin's Skegness (that's on the Lincolnshire coast).

http://sites.google.com/site/butlinsholidays/butlins_Skegness_Holidays-full.jpg

Ajamil
30th April 10, 06:49 PM
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/BullshidoTrail/bWr8e.jpg
Hmm, kind of a distopian Mr. Tumnus.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
1st May 10, 01:38 AM
I think that might have actually been the idea behind the pants and heels. That plus the stole thing makes me think of a post-apocalyptic faun character in like, Metro 2033 or something.

nihilist
1st May 10, 03:41 AM
Fuck you Belgium. You make the French look masculine.

No you are wrong. as you can see this Emo's hair prevents him from being identified and now he is going to be gangraped in jail as a result.

Yay Belgium.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5144/amazingemohair.jpg

Lebell
1st May 10, 04:55 AM
ive always said segregation is a good thing.
i dream of a future where no bounderies exist.
instead we have zones and districts in mega cities all over the globe.
the caucasians live in the white quarters of town, they work in science and politics and stuff.
the jews all live in the grey quarter and they work i9n banks and diamantstores.
the eastern asians all live in the yellow quarter and they work in restaurants and do mathematical science.
the black people in the black quarter, they play basketball and work in the cleaning bussiness.
and the city centers are mixed, everyone can go there and unwind, then head back to their own quarters.

and there would be peace.
it would also help if the megacities are designed in sucha way you can lock of a quarter and flood it when the people start to riot or something.

bob
1st May 10, 04:57 AM
Do you ever get bored with yourself?

Lebell
1st May 10, 04:57 AM
the australians are left alone on their island, dont you worry.

cufaol
1st May 10, 07:58 AM
Contrary to popular believe, the ban is not put into place out of fear. (No politician here in Belgium actually believes a veiled terrorist will walk into parliament with some C4 strapped to their back) The ban -which is not certain by a long shot- is being suggested for two major reasons:

1. There's a law in Belgium which states every individual should be identifiable when in public, i.e. no masks of any kind, that includes you Mr. Wayne. The ban on the face-covering veil is merely an extension of that law.

2. Belgium, along with most of Western Europe, has seen a huge influx of people from the Middle-East and North African countries in the past two decades. Whenever someone moves to another country, for whatever reason, it is only reasonable to expect this person(s) to adapt their way of life somewhat to their new country, in order to become a part of that specific society. I realize there is a rather large gap between the Muslim world and the Western world. So I understand when a muslim wants to pray 5x times a day or cover a part of their head with a veil etc. After all, the city I live in, Antwerp, has a lot of chassidic Jews and heaven knows they keep to their ways as well. But a refusal to show your face in public to your fellow man/woman is ridiculous to us, Belgians, so take the damn thing of for fuck's sake.

I am a language/communications student at a University and next to languages as English, French, German etc. we also have classes for Hungarian, Spanish and even Arabic & Chinese languages. As a result of that, we also have a fair number of Muslim graduate and undergraduate students. They are all Belgians (2nd and 3rd generation). Next to them, there are also Chinese, Spanish, Hungarian and a host of other exchange students. While the latter manage to talk dutch or English after a couple of months here, a lot of Muslim students speak in some or other Arabic dialect amongst themselves. This is odd since they were born here and understand and speak dutch as well as I do. When someone who is born here in Belgium out of dutch parents refuses to speak the language of our country, something is wrong. It just doesn't make sense to me. My great grandfather was French and my grandparents and mother all speak French fluently, as do I, but that doesn't mean I speak French to them or to the bartender/landlord in my local café/pub. Bottom line: I you want to live here in our little bankrupt country, you'll have to abide by our laws or GTFO.

Cullion
1st May 10, 08:29 AM
I've told you guys before that continental Europeans are all fascists deep down. Now you understand why I don't want to share a government with them. I give it another 20 years before we brits (probably with US help, and possibly the Scandanavians and some of the more liberal minded Eastern Europeans) have to liberate them from their own crazy authoritarianism again.

cufaol
1st May 10, 08:50 AM
I've told you guys before that continental Europeans are all fascists deep down. Now you understand why I don't want to share a government with them. I give it another 20 years before we brits (probably with US help, and possibly the Scandanavians and some of the more liberal minded Eastern Europeans) have to liberate them from their own crazy authoritarianism again.

granted. Deep down, I don't care. Even deeper down, I remember something about you Brits inventing camps and authoritarianism.

Liberal Eastern Europeans? This is a joke right?

Lebell
1st May 10, 08:53 AM
oh come on, there's nothing wrong with a bit of natonal socialist revival to clean house a bit.
this time we're up against the muslims instead of the juice, so im expecting more of a fight this time.
let's hope those darn allies wont break it up too quick!

Cullion
1st May 10, 09:10 AM
granted. Deep down, I don't care. Even deeper down, I remember something about you Brits inventing camps and authoritarianism.

'invented authoritarianism' ? wow you are a retard. The boers were just taken into protective custody.



Liberal Eastern Europeans? This is a joke right?

I don't mean 'liberal' in the belgian 'racist paedophile economic parasite' sense of the word, I mean liberal in the sense of 'loving liberty'.

Ajamil
1st May 10, 10:15 AM
oh come on, there's nothing wrong with a bit of natonal socialist revival to clean house a bit.
this time we're up against the muslims instead of the juice, so im expecting more of a fight this time.
let's hope those darn allies wont break it up too quick!
When did you go up against the juice?
http://exclusiveaccess.net/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/oj-simpson-jailed.jpg

Vieux Normand
1st May 10, 11:12 AM
I've told you guys before that continental Europeans are all fascists deep down.

"Deep down"? Lolwut? If you don't wear it on your sleeve, then you're no fascist worthy of the name.



Now you understand why I don't want to share a government with them.

...and we were so looking forward to having you share your wonderful microphone-savvy PM with us. After all, we missed out on the concentration-camp inventor and the fat bloke who advocated dropping poison gas onto any "native uprising". Were we to miss out again, the loss would be incalculable.


I give it another 20 years before we brits (probably with US help, and possibly the Scandanavians and some of the more liberal minded Eastern Europeans) have to liberate them from their own crazy authoritarianism again.

Yeah, 'cuz in twenty years, the US will be more than economically capable, domestically stable and politically willing to engage in another European-theatre exercise (in addition to whatever other wars-du-jour they'll likely be engaged in at the time). Who knows? Maybe The USA's treasurer (China) will allow it: we all know how very much China abhors authoritarianism and advocates international interference in order to rid the world of it.

Meanwhile, the poms and the Scandies will have--as a result of demographic shifts--(further) developed no nationalist tendencies of their own. Really, none. One can expect considerable help from that corner in twenty years.

As for "liberal-minded Eastern Europeans", in two decades' time, all three of them will still be far to busy complaining about the Roma camping in their front yard. Politely complaining, cuz "liberal".

Cullion
1st May 10, 11:17 AM
I'm making fun of Les Belges, and you choose this moment to step in?

I'm surprised at the party you've chosen to play protector to, but not at the treachery, frog.

We have long memories.

Vieux Normand
1st May 10, 11:28 AM
I'm making fun of Les Belges, and you choose this moment to step in?

I'm surprised at the party you've chosen to play protector to, but not at the treachery, frog.

We have long memories.

You spoke of "continental Europeans", bunching moi in with the fucking Phlegmish and the waL00ns (as if they could ever be proper fascists)....and now you play the victim-of-betrayal?

It is to laugh, sir.

Ha-Ha and, um, Ha.

Cullion
1st May 10, 11:31 AM
You don't count, you're clearly a cultural outcast.

Lebell
1st May 10, 11:47 AM
this kinda stuff is exactly why us germanics should rule the wo...Europe.
lets start with Europe.

Cullion
1st May 10, 11:52 AM
You should start with your own country homeboy. Last time I checked it was just a big red-light district in the middle of a drained swamp run by arabs and mafiosa.

Stick
1st May 10, 12:30 PM
Ah, the many pitfalls of heterogeneity.

Wake me up when the waffle makers start using hoses and dogs.

HappyOldGuy
1st May 10, 12:37 PM
1. There's a law in Belgium which states every individual should be identifiable when in public, i.e. no masks of any kind, that includes you Mr. Wayne. The ban on the face-covering veil is merely an extension of that law.


That's a pretty fucked up police state you live in where people can't even go to costume parties.

nihilist
1st May 10, 12:39 PM
You can go, but all you need do is remove your head until you get there.

HappyOldGuy
1st May 10, 12:40 PM
Do I have to give it to the police when they command?

Stick
1st May 10, 12:50 PM
Yes, HOG, the police can demand head from anyone at any time in any place.

Good place to be a cop.

EuropIan
1st May 10, 01:22 PM
That's a pretty fucked up police state you live in where people can't even go to costume parties.
In most cases there is a form of pragmatism at play here.
E.g. Denmark has the same law against masks but not particularly enforced on holidays such as Fastelavn or Halloween.

Stick
1st May 10, 01:24 PM
I may be mistaken, but I believe similar laws are on the books at the local level across America, actually.

HappyOldGuy
1st May 10, 01:27 PM
In most cases there is a form of pragmatism at play here.
E.g. Denmark has the same law against masks but not particularly enforced on holidays such as Fastelavn or Halloween.

So you're saying it's pragmatically only enforced against muslims. Gottit!:biblethumper:

EuropIan
1st May 10, 01:28 PM
Yup..

Though, the "don't be a dick"-clause is kind of ambiguous and unenforceable.


HoG - DK is under PC tyranny.

The law was intended to round up all those rebellious white kids, throwing stones at the police.

Ajamil
1st May 10, 01:33 PM
What if you wore a mask with a picture of your face on it?

Vieux Normand
1st May 10, 01:36 PM
You don't count, you're clearly a cultural outcast.

True.

The only thing I do five times a day is a double-shot of single-malt, I don't wear a turban/skullcap/whateverthefuck and my command of urdu/arabic/wtf is insufficient for me to qualify as today's version of a culturally-correct European.

So, I'll be more than happy to leave you to those who 'count'.

EuropIan
1st May 10, 01:37 PM
What if you wore a mask with a picture of your face on it?
See "don't be a dick"-clause.

Ajamil
1st May 10, 01:43 PM
They should replace cloth with transparent plastic. Then everyone would be happy.

HappyOldGuy
1st May 10, 01:47 PM
"don't be a dick"-clause.

Talk about insufferable assaults on my liberty.

Ajamil
1st May 10, 01:52 PM
What if you're the unknown comic, and that actually IS what you look like on your ID?

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/200px-UnknownComic.jpg

EuropIan
1st May 10, 02:05 PM
bad comedy is a crime.

Cullion
1st May 10, 02:54 PM
True.

The only thing I do five times a day is a double-shot of single-malt, I don't wear a turban/skullcap/whateverthefuck and my command of urdu/arabic/wtf is insufficient for me to qualify as today's version of a culturally-correct European.

So, I'll be more than happy to leave you to those who 'count'.

You already left. You live across the Atlantic. See?

Vieux Normand
2nd May 10, 11:54 AM
You already left. You live across the Atlantic. See?

What is a mere ocean compared to the human spirit?

Have you not heard of the world's most famous oil rig, exploding like a Manhattan skyscraper and sinking like an Exocet-stricken warship?

The rig? British Petroleum.

The drilling setup (including "safety cutoff valves")? Why, none other than Halliburton.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km4-eKvv3EM

Let it never be said that an ocean--let alone a storm-prone gulf--would stand in the way of Anglo-American co-operation.

Cullion
2nd May 10, 02:06 PM
Monsieur Haute-blonde,

Let's get a couple of things straight. You love our earthy, ignorant, vigorous, work-infused culture on a level that you cannot logically justify, don't you ?

Yes! you love it!

I suspect that a secret part of you even likes our rough cuisine. Maybe the occasional steak pie? The occasional brown beer? Okay, it's not the kind of thing you would tell your mother about, but you still catch yourself wiping that gravy off your chin with a cheap paper napkin, and smiling, non?

The truth is that you have viking blood in you, and that carries with it a rough germanicism. And the culture you were born into was all about a soft latinism that you, and I, both know cannot be sustained.

Sometimes our oil-rigs explode, OK. But you are the kind of weird, outkast frog that would feel fulfilled and proud to be one of the working men out there, on the sea, out in the sun, putting that fire out. Wouldn't you? ?

Yes you would. Don't lie to me! I just instinctively know you would.

Most of your countrymen are not like that. And that's why you married a foreigner and ran across the ocean to be amongst us English speakers. And for that, I respect you.

But I will never let these little teasing bits of anti-anglocism slide. No sir, I won't.

Vieux Normand
2nd May 10, 05:40 PM
Monsieur haut-blond,

Let's get a couple of things straight. You love our earthy, ignorant, vigorous, work-infused culture on a level that you cannot logically justify, don't you?

How is it difficult to justify, logically, a curiosity about humanity's paleolithic past?


I suspect that a secret part of you even likes our rough cuisine. Maybe the occasional steak pie? The occasional brown beer. Okay, it's not the kind of thing you would tell your mother about, but you still catch yourself wiping that gravy off your chin with a cheap paper napkin, and smiling, non?

Ummm...okay, I guess I'd better write my fellow-Normans (y compris ma mère) and let them know that steak pie, gravy and brown beer are not supposed to be readily-available and avidly-consumed in Normandy. Maybe not the rest of France, but there's no accounting for their lack of taste.


The truth is that you have viking blood in you, and that carries with it a rough germanicism. And the culture you were born into was all about a soft latinism that you, and I, both know cannot be sustained.

But I am so thoroughly enamoured of all things Mediterranean--the femstaches, the smells...and since when are you such a tree-hugger that you show concern about things that "cannot be sustained"?


Sometimes our oil-rigs explode, OK.

Wait, you thought my reference was an accusation? Far from it, sir. Oil-rig explosions are art, sir: a sort of moving ikebana writ large. Done well, they are masterpieces of colour and form.


But you are the kind of weird, outkast frog that would feel fulfilled and proud to be one of the working men to be out there, on the sea, out in the sun, putting that fire out. Wouldn't you??

Anyone of supposed Viking descent, trying to put out Ragnarok? Not that there isn't appeal in getting a ringside seat...


Most of your countrymen are not like that. And that's why you married a foreigner and ran across the ocean to be amongst us English speakers.

And, years later, my poor legs still haven't recovered.

Actually, you've piqued my curiosity. The only part of Canada where I have yet to do any wilderness hiking is Newfoundland, where be l'Anse-aux-Meadows (the discovery of which sent partisans of Christopher Columbus into paroxysms of Italian fury in the streets of more than one North American city)...and where there also be a number of oil rigs.

Hmmm....hike Newfoundland--and finance this by via rough-neckery, rather than by tossing combative morons out of bars. All this staving off, for a while longer, the inevitable return to Eurabia. Interesting suggestion. Many thanks.

*ambles off to make enquiries*

Cullion
2nd May 10, 05:46 PM
The oil industry pays far better than bar-work Vieux. God's speed, Sir.

AAAhmed46
2nd May 10, 08:00 PM
Reuters: European push to ban burqas appalls uncovered Afghan women

Posted on 02 May 2010 by Danios

niqab

(hat tip: MuslimMatters.org)

(Reuters) - A firm believer in women’s rights, the only thing Afghan lawmaker Shinkai Karokhail finds as appalling as being forced to wear a burqa is a law banning it.

Karokhail is one of many Afghan women who see a double standard in efforts by some European nations to outlaw face veils and burqas — a move they say restricts a Muslim woman’s choice in countries that otherwise make a fuss about personal rights.

“Democratic countries should not become dictatorships and Muslim women should not be deprived from all kinds of opportunities. It should be their choice,” said Karokhail.

“Otherwise, what is the difference between forcing women to wear a burqa and forcing them not to? It is discrimination.”

France, which has the largest Muslim population in Europe, as well as Italy and Belgium are considering proposals to ban all-enveloping burqas and face veils called niqabs. Many in the West see them as a symbol of the subjugation of women.

In France, government and opposition lawmakers call burqas an affront to the country’s secular traditions, though an advisory board has said a banning them may be unlawful.

In deeply conservative Afghanistan, the Taliban made wearing a burqa mandatory for all women during their five-year rule that ended with the U.S-led invasion in 2001. It is still widely worn in the Muslim country, especially in rural areas and the south.

Shukriya Ahmadi, a 35-year-old Afghan government employee, has ditched the burqa since the days of being forced to wear it during Taliban rule. Still, she has only scorn for Western governments seeking to outlaw them.

“This shows they use democracy, freedom of religion and human rights issues only when it suits their purposes,” Ahmadi said.

PUNISH THE MEN

She suspects burqa legislation will only help a resurgent Taliban in Afghanistan gain support from outraged Muslims and win recruits for their insurgency campaign against the Afghan government and U.S.-led NATO forces.

University student Farida, 20, is another Afghan woman who says the move smacks of a double standard.

“I have never worn a burqa and do not like it,” she said. “But why would the West, which calls itself a supporter of democracy take such a decision? I am perplexed and sad.”

Even one of Afghanistan’s most outspoken and controversial women, former lawmaker Malalai Joya, is a staunch opponent of efforts to ban burqas or tight headscarves called hijabs.

She dislikes burqas, but wears it anyways as a cloak of protection from warlords she has been critical of in the past.

“As much as I am against imposing the hijab on women, I am also against its total ban. It should be regarded a personal matter of every human being and it should be up to women if they prefer to wear it or not,” she told Reuters by email.

“It is against the very basic element of democracy to restrict a human being from wearing the clothes of his/her choice. These governments better punish those men who force women to wear hijab, but if any woman wears it out of her own wish, there should be no ban on it.”

Cullion
2nd May 10, 08:21 PM
I don't approve of this burqa banning thing btw. It's seems like a poor, and illiberal substitute for proper security screening of immigrants on their way in.

AAAhmed46
2nd May 10, 08:36 PM
Pretty much.

Lebell
3rd May 10, 02:13 AM
are we serious?
some afghan neandertaler bunch have an opinion about European affairs???
and i should care...why?
i'd lke to say to Fareeda and her merry bunch:' honey, as soon as you get sewering and runningwater i MIGHT listen to your opinion, but until that time: ssshhh...'

thats is really the bloody limit: some bunch of upgraded cavewomen who think it's a good thing to share their opinion about religious affairs in the Christian world.
They should know very well how religious minorities were appreciated by the taliban.

The burqa/niqaabs arent about religion, its about culture.
religious wise it doesnt make sense in te first place: a woman should cover her hair out of modesty and also to not tempt any men.
How about those religious men practise what they preach and stick to their own laws.
No woman would get raped or harmed while surrounded by true muslims.
Even without a veil.

This sheetfest is about tribalsm vs civilisation.
It's used as identification: a female with a sheet is less likely to getsexually harrashed in a western country then one without a sheet.
Wearing a sheet is ofcourse COMPLETELY voluntary: ' oh no honey, if you want to wear the sheet Allah will send you to paradise, and we as men will treasure your virginity and be respectfull, without a sheet you're a sinful whore who's asking for it, but by all means, the choice is yours whether you want to wear one!'


Andlittle girls from age 9 wear headscarfs...i mean...are those men sick in the head or something?
9 year olds need to cover themselves to avoid arousing the lust of men?
wtf people.

bob
3rd May 10, 02:16 AM
Andlittle girls from age 9 wear headscarfs...i mean...are those men sick in the head or something?
9 year olds need to cover themselves to avoid arousing the lust of men?
wtf people.

Well it might have saved NOB a restraining order.

nihilist
3rd May 10, 02:43 AM
The burqua is a rape prevention kit.

Goats and men don't wear them and look what happens to them over there.

cufaol
3rd May 10, 06:00 AM
are we serious?
some afghan neandertaler bunch have an opinion about European affairs???
and i should care...why?
i'd lke to say to Fareeda and her merry bunch:' honey, as soon as you get sewering and runningwater i MIGHT listen to your opinion, but until that time: ssshhh...'

thats is really the bloody limit: some bunch of upgraded cavewomen who think it's a good thing to share their opinion about religious affairs in the Christian world.
They should know very well how religious minorities were appreciated by the taliban.

The burqa/niqaabs arent about religion, its about culture.
religious wise it doesnt make sense in te first place: a woman should cover her hair out of modesty and also to not tempt any men.
How about those religious men practise what they preach and stick to their own laws.
No woman would get raped or harmed while surrounded by true muslims.
Even without a veil.

This sheetfest is about tribalsm vs civilisation.
It's used as identification: a female with a sheet is less likely to getsexually harrashed in a western country then one without a sheet.
Wearing a sheet is ofcourse COMPLETELY voluntary: ' oh no honey, if you want to wear the sheet Allah will send you to paradise, and we as men will treasure your virginity and be respectfull, without a sheet you're a sinful whore who's asking for it, but by all means, the choice is yours whether you want to wear one!'


Andlittle girls from age 9 wear headscarfs...i mean...are those men sick in the head or something?
9 year olds need to cover themselves to avoid arousing the lust of men?
wtf people.

^What he said. Lebell for the win. On the other hand, the influx of muslim immigrants would make matters a lot easier for my personal crusade. Logistic wise, I mean. The Gas/Petrol-bill for transporting an army to the middle-east can be cancelled. This has made my finance department rather happy as well as more optimistic about the entire operation. Speaking of which: Any volunteers willing to join a 21st century crusade? Keep what you pillage.*



*No guarantees. If this gig fails, I'll probably start a sex-based cult in the States. No brits invited, you have the ugliest females I have ever had no sex with.

Cullion
3rd May 10, 06:02 AM
A belgian military campaign?

This should be funny.

Lebell
3rd May 10, 06:07 AM
A belgian military campaign?

This should be funny.
you obviously never read about the dutch-belgian independance war: 1 deadand 6 wounded.
like really bad.
it lasted 4 whole days.
then the belgians got their own country and are fucking it up ever since.
lolol!
i love the belgians.

srsly, Flanders should rejoin the fatherland, we are brothers after all, let those frenchbastards go fuck a frog or something.
please come back to us Flanders, we can change, we'll never scream at you again or call you stupid.
promise.

HappyOldGuy
3rd May 10, 11:01 AM
I want cufaol on webcam when he realizes who he has been agreeing with.

Cullion
3rd May 10, 11:03 AM
You don't understand these continental germanics HoG, they're pretty much all like Lebell when you get south of Copenhagen.

EuropIan
3rd May 10, 01:17 PM
Oh snap!

Lebell
3rd May 10, 01:27 PM
we zhe ghermanz, we wreck your sheet.
(unless you're russian, nvrmid okay?)

Adouglasmhor
3rd May 10, 04:23 PM
you obviously never read about the dutch-belgian independance war: 1 deadand 6 wounded.
like really bad.
it lasted 4 whole days.
then the belgians got their own country and are fucking it up ever since.
lolol!
i love the belgians.

srsly, Flanders should rejoin the fatherland, we are brothers after all, let those frenchbastards go fuck a frog or something.
please come back to us Flanders, we can change, we'll never scream at you again or call you stupid.
promise.


I did like when you sank their boat in that war. I love the picture in the Nederlands Scheepvaartmuseum it's awesome.

Lebell
3rd May 10, 05:10 PM
I did like when you sank their boat in that war. I love the picture in the Nederlands Scheepvaartmuseum it's awesome.

actually, that dude went all muslim.
that was a cannoneer boat or a ammoboat.
it was docked at Antwerpen.
When the crew got surprised/overwhelmed by the seperatists the captain refused to surrender the ship and blew it up instead.
famous last words to a crewman that managed to survive to tell the story:' i rather go skyhigh!'

Cullion
3rd May 10, 05:16 PM
It's called 'Antwerp'.

Adouglasmhor
4th May 10, 12:57 AM
actually, that dude went all muslim.
that was a cannoneer boat or a ammoboat.
it was docked at Antwerpen.
When the crew got surprised/overwhelmed by the seperatists the captain refused to surrender the ship and blew it up instead.
famous last words to a crewman that managed to survive to tell the story:' i rather go skyhigh!'


My mate Sandy looks like all the Belgians in the picture. Plus last time we were in Amsterdam this Belgian dude saw him and started talking Flemish to him, the Dude looked like one of the other guys that was with us too. But in the area of Scotland they come from there are about 10 places called Flemington and loads of miners from the low countries came there in the 1800s.

cufaol
4th May 10, 03:26 AM
I want cufaol on webcam when he realizes who he has been agreeing with.



Don't worry, i am aware of who you guys are :jerkit2yf: . Especially you lebell. (ps: are you coming to the 2nd Euromega TD in october?) I was just bored at school and saw this girl wearing a Niqab and somehow couldn't resist the urge to post.

Lebell
4th May 10, 08:16 AM
Don't worry, i am aware of who you guys are :jerkit2yf: . Especially you lebell. (ps: are you coming to the 2nd Euromega TD in october?) I was just bored at school and saw this girl wearing a Niqab and somehow couldn't resist the urge to post.

DOOD! where were you on the first one?
HUH?!
i was there, most likely will be there for the 2nd too.
ill just cripple my way through just like last year.
they promised me an award for best cripple at the euro TD.
never got it though.

oh and next time you are bored at school: HIT THE GODDAMN BOOKS OR GO LIVE WITH THE TALIBAN IN DERKASTAN WHERE YOU DONT NEED EDUKASHUN COS YOU'LL BE A GOATHERDER AND MARRY ALL OF YOUR COUSINS.

srsly, apreciate your edukashun.
god nows i nfer hat enny.

Lebell
4th May 10, 08:17 AM
My mate Sandy looks like all the Belgians in the picture. Plus last time we were in Amsterdam this Belgian dude saw him and started talking Flemish to him, the Dude looked like one of the other guys that was with us too. But in the area of Scotland they come from there are about 10 places called Flemington and loads of miners from the low countries came there in the 1800s.
i pissed a guy from glasgow off one time, i didnt know back then sandy is also a male name for scots.
'hi im lebell.'
' hi im sandy.'
'lolwut? come again?'
'sandy, its my name...'
' u had a sexchange or summin? lol'

Ajamil
4th May 10, 04:32 PM
I believe the great Douglas Adams had the final say on...that place.

Adouglasmhor
4th May 10, 04:46 PM
i pissed a guy from glasgow off one time, i didnt know back then sandy is also a male name for scots.
'hi im lebell.'
' hi im sandy.'
'lolwut? come again?'
'sandy, its my name...'
' u had a sexchange or summin? lol'Alexander gets shortened to Sandy, Alexandra or Alexandria get shortened to Sandy or Sandra. Some people
use the shortened form as a real name.

AAAhmed46
4th May 10, 05:20 PM
are we serious?
some afghan neandertaler bunch have an opinion about European affairs???
and i should care...why?
i'd lke to say to Fareeda and her merry bunch:' honey, as soon as you get sewering and runningwater i MIGHT listen to your opinion, but until that time: ssshhh...'

thats is really the bloody limit: some bunch of upgraded cavewomen who think it's a good thing to share their opinion about religious affairs in the Christian world.
They should know very well how religious minorities were appreciated by the taliban.

The burqa/niqaabs arent about religion, its about culture.
religious wise it doesnt make sense in te first place: a woman should cover her hair out of modesty and also to not tempt any men.
How about those religious men practise what they preach and stick to their own laws.
No woman would get raped or harmed while surrounded by true muslims.
Even without a veil.

This sheetfest is about tribalsm vs civilisation.
It's used as identification: a female with a sheet is less likely to getsexually harrashed in a western country then one without a sheet.
Wearing a sheet is ofcourse COMPLETELY voluntary: ' oh no honey, if you want to wear the sheet Allah will send you to paradise, and we as men will treasure your virginity and be respectfull, without a sheet you're a sinful whore who's asking for it, but by all means, the choice is yours whether you want to wear one!'


Andlittle girls from age 9 wear headscarfs...i mean...are those men sick in the head or something?
9 year olds need to cover themselves to avoid arousing the lust of men?
wtf people.



Actually pre-pubescent chidlren don't have to wear anything. I don't even support it, i think it's a bit overkill. No point to it really.

Also there is a dress code for men as well in Islam, but the patriarchal cultural backgrounds of many Muslims means they tend to ignore it.

However, they should have the choice to do it. And it IS about choice. I have not met one woman who wears the full face veil that is forced to do it.

Then again, I live in Canada, and europe may be different.

The afghan Neanderthal is a woman's advocate, often vocal on the forced enforcement of the burqa.

Now i can understand why you guys may be uncomfortable with the veil.

But the head scarf? Come on, russian old ladies wear it all the time. Nuns wear it.

And plus black muslim woman tend to have the coolest ways of covering their hair. Noticed Egyptian Hijabi's do it like that. Maximum sexiness.....which kind of defeats the purpose behind it. But hey.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
4th May 10, 05:24 PM
The actual point of a shemagh or stole or keffiyah or whatever the fuck sand niggers wear was to keep sand out of their face and hair. They were using them when Crassus was stomping around Parthia getting his ass pincoushioned. The religious signifigance for head coverings is right up there with the religious signifigance of Christmas.

Harpy
4th May 10, 05:44 PM
Aahmed, agree with you. Head scarves are not the problem. Just the full-on burqa.

Also, nuns shouldn't be allowed to wear their shapeless habits and shifts as they too may be concealing explosive devices.

Ajamil
4th May 10, 06:04 PM
I'm all for nuns wearing less clothing.

MJS, there are lots of cultures that have head coverings for women. It used to be a mark of high society in India for a women to never feel the touch of the sun. European women used to have maidens wear veils, and Christianity and especially Southern Baptists used to enforce a head covering policy. It's still seen as terribly uncouth in Baptist churches for a woman to not be wearing her Church Hat on Sunday.

Cullion
4th May 10, 06:06 PM
They say it's about being able to identify the person. Nuns don't conceal their faces. However, this is a moot point, it's certainly specifically targeted at muslims.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
4th May 10, 06:11 PM
I'm all for nuns wearing less clothing.

MJS, there are lots of cultures that have head coverings for women. It used to be a mark of high society in India for a women to never feel the touch of the sun. European women used to have maidens wear veils, and Christianity and especially Southern Baptists used to enforce a head covering policy. It's still seen as terribly uncouth in Baptist churches for a woman to not be wearing her Church Hat on Sunday.

All of these have their roots in practical... uh, practices, and were given social or religious import later. Probably when someone told them their hat looked stupid.

Vieux Normand
4th May 10, 08:18 PM
However, this is a moot point, it's certainly specifically targeted at muslims.

It is?

Hey, no fair--what about reciprocity?

Muslims have never targeted Europe...

Ajamil
4th May 10, 08:22 PM
Keeping your head out of the sun is practical, yes. Keeping your daughter/wife covered and hidden from other men was (sometimes still is) practical, yes.

Vieux Normand
4th May 10, 08:41 PM
Keeping your head out of the sun is practical, yes. Keeping your daughter/wife covered and hidden from other men was (sometimes still is) practical, yes.

Some daughters and wives could definitely do with paper bags over their heads.

Ajamil
4th May 10, 08:54 PM
Unfortunately, the ones that needed their faces covered are rarely the ones that were forced to.

Harpy
4th May 10, 09:37 PM
About the 'ugly girls' wear the burqa thing that I read so much of, I don't feel it to be true at all. I see ALOT of very pretty Muslim girls who wear the headscarves. One particular family I know who make the girls wear the full burqa are a family of stunners. I was invited to their home and when the girls are on their own, off come the burqas and my jaw dropped.

HappyOldGuy
4th May 10, 10:12 PM
About the 'ugly girls' wear the burqa thing that I read so much of, I don't feel it to be true at all. I see ALOT of very pretty Muslim girls who wear the headscarves. One particular family I know who make the girls wear the full burqa are a family of stunners. I was invited to their home and when the girls are on their own, off come the burqas and my jaw dropped.

Okay, good intro, but a forum letter needs to be at least 1000 words.

Harpy
4th May 10, 11:16 PM
Sorry, random rant.

So, does everyone think that Muslims are going to strongly rally against this (as by not doing so, it would mean other countries would feel safer putting similar bans in place)?

Do we prepare for more explosions? And I'm deadly serious about this.

nihilist
4th May 10, 11:24 PM
If you ban the burqua, their only recourse is to slaughter you like the infidel pig you are.

Kein Haar
4th May 10, 11:27 PM
I was invited to their home and when the girls are on their own, off come the burqas and my jaw dropped.


Did pie fall out?

Lebell
5th May 10, 03:24 AM
About the 'ugly girls' wear the burqa thing that I read so much of, I don't feel it to be true at all. I see ALOT of very pretty Muslim girls who wear the headscarves. One particular family I know who make the girls wear the full burqa are a family of stunners. I was invited to their home and when the girls are on their own, off come the burqas and my jaw dropped.

Why was that family associating with infadels like you lily?
unless...
ZOMG!!!
SHE IS ONE OF THEM!!!

Lebell
5th May 10, 03:40 AM
Actually pre-pubescent chidlren don't have to wear anything. I don't even support it, i think it's a bit overkill. No point to it really.

Don't teach me about the qu'ran son, ofcourse i know that.
Yet overenthusiastic believers still dress uptheir 9 year olds.
One day i WILL walk up to a mum or dad who walks around with a headscrfed girl and say:whoa! thanx buddy, im a registered sexoffender and i wouldnt know if i'd have broken my parole rules if she wasntwearing that scarf! can i offer you a beer?
hamsandwich then perhaps?'


Also there is a dress code for men as well in Islam, but the patriarchal cultural backgrounds of many Muslims means they tend to ignore it.

yeah them explosive belts are mighty uncomfy.
i don't blame em for not wearing it.
btw,do you know the joke about the kurd who wanted to join al qaida and is sent to a bagdad market for a suicide attack?


However, they should have the choice to do it. And it IS about choice. I have not met one woman who wears the full face veil that is forced to do it.
But they are forced.
like i explained before, the community behaves in such a manner they actually convey this message: nooooooo...you're totally free in your choice, but if you chose not to wear anything we'll think you're a total whore, no man will want you and the neighbours will talk.
THE NEIGHBOURS Ahmed, c';mon, you know how it is.


Then again, I live in Canada, and europe may be different.
That reminds me, we have a couple of cemetaries with dead canadians, when will they finally be picked up?
we're not exactly drowning in space over here and the government is giving away building permits for mosques like there's no tomorrow.


The afghan Neanderthal is a woman's advocate, often vocal on the forced enforcement of the burqa.
womens advo...GTFO.
no serious, where did she learn to be an advocate?
in her own country?
bs education then.
abroad?
even nicer: you'rea coward that flees your country instead of supporting a faction, you get your education from us so you can turn back there and critisise the country that helped you from the rubbles created by the regime you are now defending.
you do see how hypocrite that is right?




Now i can understand why you guys may be uncomfortable with the veil.
im not uncomfy with it at all.
in my town there's 4 to 5 women who are totally veiled up taliban stye.
i say:its a free country why the fuck not, personally i think yu look like a retard and also you have the religious notion of one by thinking you'll get to heaven wearing that suit.
but it becomes annoying when some muslima bitch starts lawsuits because she doesnt understand how she can't work in a courtroom or in a daycare enter for young kids.
then you're pushing it.



But the head scarf? Come on, russian old ladies wear it all the time. Nuns wear it.
one time i fucked this maroccan chick doggy style while i had her headscarf around her neck using it as reigns.
true story.
i was thinking:if allah really exists im in so much trouble rght now..
but it felt sooo good.



And plus black muslim woman tend to have the coolest ways of covering their hair. Noticed Egyptian Hijabi's do it like that. Maximum sexiness.....which kind of defeats the purpose behind it. But hey.

infadel please...
spare me your sexual fantasies.
im shocked and appaled with the kinda dirt you write down!
(touareg women FTW bro, whooo!!!)

Harpy
5th May 10, 03:42 AM
No...the girls wanted for company, I was next door so they brought me in. One of th girls, a Syrian science grad and a stunner, was covertly educating Muslim girls in the area about birth control.

She was in awe at the freedoms I had and wrote to me for a while. Last I heard she has a little daughter. One of the other women with three children was divorced (husband the jackass left her for a younger woman).

Lebell
5th May 10, 03:44 AM
No...the girls wanted for company, I was next door so they brought me in. One of th girls, a Syrian science grad and a stunner, was covertly educating Muslim girls in the area about birth control.

She was in awe at the freedoms I had and wrote to me for a while. Last I heard she has a little daughter. One of the other women with three children was divorced (husband the jackass left her for a younger woman).

ah okay.
syrian chicks tend to have big noses.
you're not caucasian yourself right?
do you come from a similar background that makes you able to relate with em more?

Harpy
5th May 10, 08:18 PM
Sydney now has its very own 'Burqa Bandit':
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1048933/man-in-burqa-makes-armed-cash-grab

A gunman wearing a full black burqa and sunglasses has stolen a bag of cash in an armed robbery in a Sydney shopping centre car park yesterday.

The burqa bandit and his accomplice are described as males between 20-25 years of age of Mediterranean or Middle Eastern appearance, and about 170cm tall.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Not sure if they are non-Muslim who have abused the purpose of a burqa or Muslim guys who took their 9 year old sister's spare burqa.

Whatever it is, not going to do any favours for the Muslim community and burqa wearing in general.

nihilist
5th May 10, 08:20 PM
How do you know what purposes the burqua was designed for, you smug infidel?

Harpy
5th May 10, 08:24 PM
I speak of it's current purpose - to veil the women of Muslim.

What's with this little 'infidel' thing you've been throwing up in your posts lately?

nihilist
5th May 10, 08:28 PM
I'm not planning on buying any propane, if that's what you're asking.

Ajamil
5th May 10, 10:15 PM
So...can't they ban men from wearing them? I don't think that's against the Muslim rules.

nihilist
5th May 10, 10:21 PM
I speak of it's current purpose - to veil the women of Muslim.



Speaking of which, my Playboy: The women of Muslim issue hasn't arrived yet.

Harpy
5th May 10, 11:45 PM
That's 'The Women of Islam' you ignorant twat.

nihilist
5th May 10, 11:54 PM
I speak of it's current purpose - to veil the women of Muslim.






That's 'The Women of Islam' you ignorant twat.

Every time you open your mouth, you insert your foot.

Harpy
5th May 10, 11:59 PM
Oh hell....hahahaha.....sorry Reese.

Harpy
6th May 10, 12:00 AM
I've been really busy at work and multi-tasking + crying + sociocide = 'The Women of Muslim"

nihilist
6th May 10, 01:43 AM
Rest up, then come back fresh for our next battle, you big burly bitch.

Harpy
6th May 10, 01:58 AM
Noted, you get some shut eye too you misshapen lump of hate.

Lebell
6th May 10, 04:16 AM
if im ever in a country of the infadels i better veil up too.
it would be cruel to play with the minds of the chicks while they can not do the same to me.
i think it would be a beautiful gesture of equality: men will wear burqa's too.
when everyone there is totally burqa'd up, the western world will release a giant pacman whch has been genetically engineered in a secret lab for years.
?????
profit.

here, im in a god mood, have some nancy ajram.
she is lebanese and just too cute.
8NjZ-xKLGTY

cufaol
7th May 10, 04:24 PM
DOOD! where were you on the first one?
HUH?!
i was there, most likely will be there for the 2nd too.
ill just cripple my way through just like last year.
they promised me an award for best cripple at the euro TD.
never got it though.

oh and next time you are bored at school: HIT THE GODDAMN BOOKS OR GO LIVE WITH THE TALIBAN IN DERKASTAN WHERE YOU DONT NEED EDUKASHUN COS YOU'LL BE A GOATHERDER AND MARRY ALL OF YOUR COUSINS.

srsly, apreciate your edukashun.
god nows i nfer hat enny.



Dude, I was there. Where do you think i got this bullshido TD fist??
Seriously, I beat our mutual friend who organized the shit remeber. jij stond er toch bij toen ik dat rondje kyokushin sparring deed niet? Hoe dan ook, ik kom sowiezo terug dit jaar.

PS: CRIPPLE FIGHT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QksP2YIHjs

enjoy

GuiltySpark
8th May 10, 12:56 AM
Get rid of all religion.
Worship science.

nihilist
8th May 10, 01:00 AM
Get rid of all religion.
Worship science.
Cullion will be along shortly to bitchslap you.

GuiltySpark
8th May 10, 01:09 AM
I like Cullion a lot. (No homo)
Religion is still stupid.
Do this that and the other thing but don't eat this on that day or wear this and you get to go to a mythical Disney land after you die and you'll be happy existing for eternity.

Come on.

Maybe banning religion is too extreme but we should remove all of religions influence in our society. Science is just as awe inspiring but it's real.

Chances are a scientist won't masterbate your 8 year old- maybe just mutate them or something.

nihilist
8th May 10, 01:16 AM
There's also the chance that that same scientist may turn you into a human centipede.

nihilist
8th May 10, 01:18 AM
Also, let's just take a moment , bow our heads and thank scientists for inventing the bomb.

Cullion
8th May 10, 06:12 AM
Get rid of all religion.
Worship science.

comme ça?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Temple_of_Reason_Strasbourg_1793-1794.jpg

Ajamil
8th May 10, 07:15 AM
I was at the laundromat last week and they had the Tyra Banks show on. They were doing some show about healthy relationships or whatever, and she kept going "What does science say?" Then some dorky guy would cite a barely legit study that only is mentioned to show that science says a certain thing should be done. No procedures, no actual results, just science. It was funny how often they said it.

Kiko
8th May 10, 07:35 AM
I was at the laundromat last week and they had the Tyra Banks show on. They were doing some show about healthy relationships or whatever, and she kept going "What does science say?" Then some dorky guy would cite a barely legit study that only is mentioned to show that science says a certain thing should be done. No procedures, no actual results, just science. It was funny how often they said it.

This is why you should take that refrigerator you don't plug in and trade it for a washer!

Ajamil
8th May 10, 03:30 PM
The stairwell to my home is three flights and barely 3 feet wide - no way I'm getting a washer up here even if there were a connection for it. I usually (like today) put the wash in and come back home for half an hour.

Kiko
8th May 10, 03:46 PM
How did they get the fridge up there??

Cullion
8th May 10, 03:55 PM
They dehydrated it and just poured it out of a packet and added water right in his kitchen.

You can't do that with a washer because the moving parts don't come out right.

Ajamil
8th May 10, 04:22 PM
No idea, but I'm glad I'm not the one who had to do it. What I should do is get one of these and do it while I watch my shows on the comp.

http://cr4.globalspec.com/PostImages/200805/washboard_F4802358-E761-75CF-4A516187E9473C31.gif

Of course, it's not nearly dry enough of a climate in PA to hang dry my clothes. I suppose I could put them in the oven.

Kiko
8th May 10, 04:24 PM
You could also play with the jug band on that thing!

A rock by the river would work....

Drying? You want one of these.
http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local/products/detail/83612.jpg

The oven will do bad things to your clothes....

Adouglasmhor
8th May 10, 04:25 PM
You could also play with the jug band on that thing!

A rock by the river would work....

Drying? You want one of these.
http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local/products/detail/83612.jpg

The oven will do bad things to your clothes....

That is called a clothes horse in England but a winter dyke in Scotland.

Kiko
8th May 10, 04:26 PM
I wonder how many burkas will fit on such a rack?

(trying to re-rail stuff here - unless everyone was all done....)

Ajamil
8th May 10, 04:27 PM
I'd call it a way to collect mildew, but if it works in the moisty climates of the British Isles, it should work here.

And yeah, burkas. I was thinking how it would work for larger things like blankets, but burkas work too.

Cullion
8th May 10, 04:27 PM
Is there a place with a hot, dry climate that has first world infrastructure, English as the official language and doesn't have nasty poisonous local fauna?

Ajamil
8th May 10, 04:31 PM
Non-poisonous? AZ. But everything there has thorns. We used to line dry everything at the temple. It'd be done in about half an hour - even jeans.

Edit: Ugh, fauna, not flora. No - not that I can think of.

Cullion
8th May 10, 04:31 PM
I'd call it a way to collect mildew, but if it works in the moisty climates of the British Isles, it should work here.

I used one as a student and I use to put it in the kitchen by a radiator (always kept the kitchen warm) and let air through the place with an open window (unless it was freezing cold outside). It seemed to work okay.

Adouglasmhor
8th May 10, 04:43 PM
Non-poisonous? AZ. But everything there has thorns. We used to line dry everything at the temple. It'd be done in about half an hour - even jeans.

Edit: Ugh, fauna, not flora. No - not that I can think of.
Rattlesnakes, sidewinders ?

Ajamil
8th May 10, 04:45 PM
They're not poisonous. You're just really allergic.

Kiko
8th May 10, 04:45 PM
How do snakes and other poisonous critters keep clothes from drying??

Adouglasmhor
8th May 10, 04:52 PM
How do snakes and other poisonous critters keep clothes from drying??


Cullion couldn't go outside to hang up the clothes if he going to get bitten by snakes.

Cullion
8th May 10, 04:52 PM
I was just being tangential by describing the kind of place I'd really like to live in. I'm not sure if such a place exists. It was sparked by Arjuna's mention of our grey, wet untrustworthy climate. It pisses me off a lot.

Kiko
8th May 10, 04:54 PM
Ooooh. There aren't too many of 'em here in the North East. Copperheads, but they hide in rocky places. Put the clothes line high enough! That reminds me.. ours got knocked down in the last bunch of storms.....

Adouglasmhor
8th May 10, 04:59 PM
We have adders but not many of them and so long as you get to hospital in a couple of hours it's usually not so bad. Unlike my mate big English Dave who thought it was like a bee sting and nearly lost his leg last year.

HappyOldGuy
8th May 10, 04:59 PM
Is there a place with a hot, dry climate that has first world infrastructure, English as the official language and doesn't have nasty poisonous local fauna?

As long as you'll settle for -official- language, most of central california.

The nastiest local fauna is probably Sirc.

Cullion
8th May 10, 05:02 PM
The North Eastern US isn't hot and dry though. From what I understand, your climate is pretty wet, but has hotter summers and colder winters than the UK.

Kiko
8th May 10, 05:03 PM
There's always Death Valley....

But they got vipers and scorpions.

All this for laundry???

Cullion
8th May 10, 05:04 PM
As long as you'll settle for -official- language, most of central california.

The nastiest local fauna is probably Sirc.

I don't mind learning Spanish gradually to be able to socialise with my neighbours as long as I can earn my living and deal with official paperwork in English from the get-go.

Ideally we're talking about a rural location 30 minutes drive from an interesting college town.

Cullion
8th May 10, 05:09 PM
All this for laundry???

Not so much. I just find the British climate kind of oppressive.

I'd like to know what it feels like to be able to walk around all day without getting cold wind in my face, or wet clothes, for months on end. I'd like to know what it feels like to see bright sunshine most of the year.

But I'm not into poisonous radioactive people-hating stuff with mohawks that wants to live just below the rim of your toilet, like you get in Australia and Texas.

Cullion
8th May 10, 05:14 PM
Maybe there's some kind of Emo or Goth in central California who'd like to swap for a year because they like rain and ancient stone buildings ?

HappyOldGuy
8th May 10, 05:16 PM
I don't mind learning Spanish gradually to be able to socialise with my neighbours as long as I can earn my living and deal with official paperwork in English from the get-go.

Ideally we're talking about a rural location 30 minutes drive from an interesting college town.

Fresno and Bakersfield are technically college towns. But I would suggest somewhere around Modesto. You're about an hour and a half from San Francisco and a bit closer to San Jose. Northern California up around Grass Valley, Chico, or Redding would be another option.

Ajamil
8th May 10, 05:28 PM
I bet you'd like Sedona. The worst thing there are all the mysticism fanatics. What are your feelings on vortexes?

Cullion
8th May 10, 05:33 PM
Are we talking about people who believe in 'Rodin Math'?

I'm used to being thought of as a crank myself, in real life I simply require a sense of humour and basic good manners and, ideally, some shared interests.

Ajamil
8th May 10, 05:53 PM
I'm talking about one of the hottest spots for New Agers, hippies, Native American-o-philes, "Your pet is your psychic guru" (srs - saw that ad), and any other cranked philosophy and religion. ISKCON even has a temple there, though it's fledgling and starved for money/people.

John McCain has a house there.

People that talk like this: (http://gosw.about.com/od/sedonaarizona/a/sedonavortex.htm)

What was the nature of this convergence? Well, according to Arguelles, at this time the Earth would start slipping out of its "time beam" and risk spinning off into space - only by the concerted, psychic efforts of the human race would it remain where it was supposed to be. This time would see a great increase in the experience of deja vu and UFO sightings. However, if enough people would simply gather at sacred places around the globe and concentrate enough, the New Age would begin, the Earth would remain safe and a new era of harmony and love would be inaugurated.

Sedona was a sacred place, so why not gather there. Ultimately the earth did not slip away and spin into space, so did this convergence of people in Sedona help?

Just like this video, it's absolutely beautiful if you turn the sound off.
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It's about half an hour from Flagstaff (college town), and maybe 1.5-2 hours from Phoenix (city and STEEEV).

Cullion
8th May 10, 05:59 PM
That John McCain thing is a touch too crazy for me.

Ajamil
8th May 10, 06:14 PM
That means his daughter is out there sunbathing. She'll need protecting from the snakes and horny toads.

Cullion
8th May 10, 06:45 PM
Sold.

Cullion
8th May 10, 06:46 PM
p.s. was 'horny toad' a metaphor for her dad?, because if so, I am fucking into this.

I am into this like Skywalker attacking Vader.

Ajamil
8th May 10, 07:08 PM
I was leaving it open to the viewer's interpretation. Coulda meant this fella
http://images.quickblogcast.com/3/8/1/0/2/230231-220183/hornedlizard.jpg

Coulda meant this fella
http://mdh1954.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/john-mccain.jpg

Zendetta
8th May 10, 08:06 PM
Ideally we're talking about a rural location 30 minutes drive from an interesting college town.


Fresno and Bakersfield are technically college towns.

Hahahhahahahahah!

You're such an evil bastard.

bob
8th May 10, 10:13 PM
When my zillions come through I've always wanted to get a place in the High Desert country around Joshua Tree in Calif.

It has weird trees, snow in the desert and oddball people.

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/65/joshua-tree_322.jpg

Also, coyotes and road runners.

Keith
9th May 10, 12:55 AM
p.s. was 'horny toad' a metaphor for her dad?, because if so, I am fucking into this.

I am into this like Skywalker attacking Vader.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_lizard

nihilist
9th May 10, 01:13 AM
Skywalker was scared shitless of Vader.

Harpy
9th May 10, 01:49 AM
And nearly boinked his twin sister.

nihilist
9th May 10, 07:09 AM
Well, her name was Leia.

Harpy
9th May 10, 07:35 AM
Well now that we recognise Genetic Sexual Attraction (refer 'Indiana' et al), there's no reason a long-lost deleted scene couldn't be 'found'.

Ajamil
9th May 10, 07:38 AM
Do we really want to see Hamill and Fisher go at it now?
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-27/1240801420777.jpg
http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/theater/570_the_Carrie%20Fisher3.jpg

mrblackmagic
9th May 10, 08:57 AM
I still wish I could vomit on command.

nihilist
9th May 10, 11:16 AM
Cuz that was pretty much a cue as anything.

Adouglasmhor
9th May 10, 11:53 AM
6IPAGXyFvrs

nihilist
9th May 10, 12:01 PM
That was AWESOME

Zendetta
9th May 10, 12:19 PM
bwahahahahaha!

GuiltySpark
9th May 10, 12:30 PM
Was that ever really explained? I always wondered about that.
I remember watching starwars and wondering why no one else seemed to take notice.

Cullion
9th May 10, 12:37 PM
Leia was always fickle, and she felt a special tingle with Luke that's she's bound to go back to, especially now that he's doubly forbidden as a Jedi.

nihilist
9th May 10, 01:11 PM
Stop raping our pr0n.

Cullion
9th May 10, 01:35 PM
Skywalker was scared shitless of Vader.

That's why he attacked him so fiercely.

nihilist
9th May 10, 01:40 PM
That's why he attacked him so defensively.
HS1mr2ty8bU

Cullion
9th May 10, 01:55 PM
I guess you missed the bit where he chops his hand off.

Ajamil
9th May 10, 02:34 PM
That was anger fueled by love for his sister.

Cullion
9th May 10, 03:03 PM
Homicidal rage and confused, guilty lust are two sides of the same coin.

right ?

nihilist
9th May 10, 03:05 PM
I guess you missed the bit where he chops his hand off.

A cornered pussy may bite.

nihilist
9th May 10, 03:06 PM
Homicidal rage and confused, guilty lust are two sides of the same coin.

right ? Not sure, but it could get you banned again.

Cullion
9th May 10, 03:08 PM
I've resolved my inner contradictions. There's no guilt any more.

nihilist
9th May 10, 03:10 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present:



DARTH CULLION.

Cullion
9th May 10, 03:23 PM
pink lightsabre nunchuks.

Ajamil
9th May 10, 03:35 PM
How do you do the catch-it-under-your-arm thingy with a light-chuck?

Cullion
9th May 10, 03:39 PM
by the handle. it takes a lot of practice.

Cullion
9th May 10, 04:03 PM
Stop raping our pr0n.

Sorry, post fixed.

Harpy
9th May 10, 04:42 PM
I imagine Jedi Cull would slice his own arms off in an unfortunate incident involving his lightsabre chucks whilst showing off to the ladies. And THEN he'd become the Darth.

Ajamil
9th May 10, 07:45 PM
They do have armor that stops a lightsaber. Perhaps some strategically placed pads?

Vieux Normand
9th May 10, 09:54 PM
They do have armor that stops a lightsaber. Perhaps some strategically placed pads?

Jä, but heat-transfer via conduction. The codpiece stops the lightsaber from touching whatever's inside it, but the latter gets broiled anyway.

EDIT: Someone else then gets the still-intact codpiece (after it cools down).

nihilist
9th May 10, 10:31 PM
They do have armor that stops a lightsaber. Perhaps some strategically placed pads?

They could also provide odor protection.

Cullion
10th May 10, 07:41 AM
that, was a touch low.

nihilist
10th May 10, 11:49 AM
No, low would be a codpiece with a gas-powered fan.

Vieux Normand
10th May 10, 05:19 PM
No, low would be a codpiece with a gas-powered fan.

A codpiece with spinning blades inside it. What could possibly go wrong?

GuiltySpark
10th May 10, 06:12 PM
Fuck I just lost my post
Cocksucker
basically it started
its 7 pm on a wrk night and im drunk

with some if you dont like our countries rules piss off

ending with anti religion stuff

Harpy
10th May 10, 06:37 PM
*applause* Your coherence bowls us over GuiltySpark :P

GuiltySpark
10th May 10, 08:12 PM
Oops

Basically what I'm saying is that I like the fact that France and Belgium and others are starting to say "Hey that's fucking retarded no thanks".

AAAhmed46
11th May 10, 12:32 AM
Fuck I just lost my post
Cocksucker
basically it started
its 7 pm on a wrk night and im drunk

with some if you dont like our countries rules piss off

ending with anti religion stuff

If they are to piss off then stop boasting of fake rights that don't exist.

AAAhmed46
11th May 10, 01:11 AM
Don't teach me about the qu'ran son, ofcourse i know that.
Yet overenthusiastic believers still dress uptheir 9 year olds.
One day i WILL walk up to a mum or dad who walks around with a headscrfed girl and say:whoa! thanx buddy, im a registered sexoffender and i wouldnt know if i'd have broken my parole rules if she wasntwearing that scarf! can i offer you a beer?
hamsandwich then perhaps?'

They will tehn say "GOD BLESS THE SCARF! PEDO PROTECTION! I kid, i kid.



yeah them explosive belts are mighty uncomfy.
i don't blame em for not wearing it.
btw,do you know the joke about the kurd who wanted to join al qaida and is sent to a bagdad market for a suicide attack?
No. Go on, finish the joke!



But they are forced.
like i explained before, the community behaves in such a manner they actually convey this message: nooooooo...you're totally free in your choice, but if you chose not to wear anything we'll think you're a total whore, no man will want you and the neighbours will talk.
THE NEIGHBOURS Ahmed, c';mon, you know how it is.

99 percent of muslim girls in MUSLIM COUNTRIES and even more so in the west don't wear the headscarf, much less the veil. Their neighbors probably don't give a shit. We notice veiled woman because they....well they stick out.



That reminds me, we have a couple of cemetaries with dead canadians, when will they finally be picked up?
we're not exactly drowning in space over here and the government is giving away building permits for mosques like there's no tomorrow.
Well look at immigration in the U.S. and canada. We have our issues, but of a totally different nature. For instance, the high level of capitalism of canada/U.S. comapred to europe, the muslims are forced to interact with the general non-muslim community more, they don't buy low income housing and gather in ghettos where they only make friends with muslims or work in muslim businesses. They buy houses, work and chill with the general population. They have to. The immigration in north america didn't just leave the door open, yet were not xenophobic either.



womens advo...GTFO.
no serious, where did she learn to be an advocate?
in her own country?
bs education then.
abroad?
even nicer: you'rea coward that flees your country instead of supporting a faction, you get your education from us so you can turn back there and critisise the country that helped you from the rubbles created by the regime you are now defending.
you do see how hypocrite that is right?
Uh, i think they work INSIDE afganistan.





im not uncomfy with it at all.
in my town there's 4 to 5 women who are totally veiled up taliban stye.
i say:its a free country why the fuck not, personally i think yu look like a retard and also you have the religious notion of one by thinking you'll get to heaven wearing that suit.
but it becomes annoying when some muslima bitch starts lawsuits because she doesnt understand how she can't work in a courtroom or in a daycare enter for young kids.
then you're pushing it.
Some of the complaints are retarded, others are totally legit. Like the french chick in a burqini kicked out of a public pool(before the ban). Why? The thing looks weird, but shit she's just swimming, not like she's walking in a bank or anything.




one time i fucked this maroccan chick doggy style while i had her headscarf around her neck using it as reigns.
true story.
i was thinking:if allah really exists im in so much trouble rght now..
but it felt sooo good.
Why the fuck was she wearing that thing then? Did you ask her? Especially since she was fucking you.




infadel please...
spare me your sexual fantasies.
im shocked and appaled with the kinda dirt you write down!
(touareg women FTW bro, whooo!!!)[/QUOTE]

Lebell
11th May 10, 08:30 AM
No. Go on, finish the joke!

its like how a kurd who is considered an idiot (we have the belgians, the americans the canadians etc, the iraqis have the kurds for this role) is volunteering for a suicide but doesntget it, its too long to type.




99 percent of muslim girls in MUSLIM COUNTRIES and even more so in the west don't wear the headscarf, much less the veil. Their neighbors probably don't give a shit. We notice veiled woman because they....well they stick out.
Not true.
I can walk outta my street and into the main shopping street to see with my own eyes this is simply not true.
in my country i'd guess 70% is scarfed.
in countries like turkey and several middle eastern countries its not the case that only 1% of the women wear veils.
to say otherwise is wishful thinking.





Uh, i think they work INSIDE afganistan.
It doesnt matter if they work in or outside there.
They need to stfu because what they are saying is laughable.



Some of the complaints are retarded, others are totally legit. Like the french chick in a burqini kicked out of a public pool(before the ban). Why? The thing looks weird, but shit she's just swimming, not like she's walking in a bank or anything.

I think to myself: ifIslamic rules are THAT important to you, why not move to an islamic country or even better: rent the pool with fellow muslima's so you have one or two mornings a week where only women are allowed.
You dont have the veil up and the swimmingpool makes an extra bck on a otherwise slow day.
everybody happy.
but to walk around like a fucking ninja ghost doesnt make sense.
i always suspect those types to secretly want to convey a message: im a muslim, im different then you! nanana!
just like emo kids do, and they annoy the piss outta me aswell.




Why the fuck was she wearing that thing then? Did you ask her? Especially since she was fucking you.
She had to.
If her brothers cousins or dad would catch her without one she'd be in trouble.
i knew a girl who was maroccan and didnt do the fasting during ramadan, she got spat in the face cos of that.


thats the annoying thing bout most muslims here: they all go 'ooooooh nooooo not us! see? the quran says you dont have to do such or so! no problem!'
but thats just the outward appearance, they say what tey know other people want to hear, deep down inside they feel differently about it.



ADMIT IT!!!
WHENEVER YOU SEE A CAR YOU JUST PULL YOUR BELT, DONT YOU?
DONT YOU???

lolol!
zomg..i cant say these things!

Vieux Normand
11th May 10, 09:46 AM
Sooo...what's the deal with the chicks in hijabs...who are also clad in tight jeans, seethrough belly-uncovered shirts and tons of makeup?

Not complaining, mind you, but the message seems a bit...mixed.

Kein Haar
11th May 10, 09:52 AM
Who isn't into a little sloppy hijab action?

HappyOldGuy
11th May 10, 10:23 AM
Sooo...what's the deal with the chicks in hijabs...who are also clad in tight jeans, seethrough belly-uncovered shirts and tons of makeup?

Not complaining, mind you, but the message seems a bit...mixed.

Like fusion cooking, and eurasian girls. I approve of this mix.

Ajamil
11th May 10, 03:29 PM
Not true.
I can walk outta my street and into the main shopping street to see with my own eyes this is simply not true.
in my country i'd guess 70% is scarfed.Are you asking whether they are Muslim? Or are you just going by skin color here? If you identify Muslim ladies by the fact that they are wearing headscarves, then it's pretty obvious you'll think all the Muslim ladies wear headscarves.


I think to myself: ifIslamic rules are THAT important to you, why not move to an islamic country or even better: rent the pool with fellow muslima's so you have one or two mornings a week where only women are allowed.
You dont have the veil up and the swimmingpool makes an extra bck on a otherwise slow day.Because we keep blowing up Islamic countries. And because the Western nations keep repeating this silly idea of being secular nations that allow religious freedom.

The pool idea is a great one, though.


i always suspect those types to secretly want to convey a message: im a muslim, im different then you! nanana!
just like emo kids do, and they annoy the piss outta me aswell.
I suspect as much. Identifying paraphernalia is kind of universal for groups.


If her brothers cousins or dad would catch her without one she'd be in trouble.She would've gotten in trouble for not wearing the headscarf, but getting banged by you would've been ignored?

AAAhmed46
11th May 10, 04:24 PM
Sooo...what's the deal with the chicks in hijabs...who are also clad in tight jeans, seethrough belly-uncovered shirts and tons of makeup?

Not complaining, mind you, but the message seems a bit...mixed.

The deal is why im not so big on 'the four matdhab' thing. The pricniple of a practice is lost to blind traditionalism and adherence.

They are better off not wearing the scarf and covering up rather than wear a scarf but wear revealing clothes.

OZZ
11th May 10, 04:26 PM
Bravo to Belgium...:chewy:
Radicals hiding behind the Burka is becoming too commonplace.Too many suicide bombers and men pretending to be women.. Gotta weed the fuckers out.

AAAhmed46
11th May 10, 04:33 PM
Not true.
I can walk outta my street and into the main shopping street to see with my own eyes this is simply not true.
in my country i'd guess 70% is scarfed.
in countries like turkey and several middle eastern countries its not the case that only 1% of the women wear veils.
to say otherwise is wishful thinking.
Like arjuna said, how do you know the unscarved woman were non-muslims? Even whities are arabs, just can't tell. And you have travelled. Like i have. I go to a shopping center in pakistan, i may see 40 percent of woman wearing headscarves,the rest are not. Even less wear a veil.






It doesnt matter if they work in or outside there.
They need to stfu because what they are saying is laughable.
Not really, you have men and woman talking about a group of womans womans rights and forcing woman to wear so and so without actually asking them what they want.





I think to myself: ifIslamic rules are THAT important to you, why not move to an islamic country or even better: rent the pool with fellow muslima's so you have one or two mornings a week where only women are allowed.
You dont have the veil up and the swimmingpool makes an extra bck on a otherwise slow day.
everybody happy.
but to walk around like a fucking ninja ghost doesnt make sense.
i always suspect those types to secretly want to convey a message: im a muslim, im different then you! nanana!
just like emo kids do, and they annoy the piss outta me aswell.
But they do, even that has freaking complaints. Remember the harvard pool thing? Was posted on sociocide, nearly everone threw a fit at how horrible it was, not reading details of teh article saying that it was rented specifically for the hijabis.





She had to.
If her brothers cousins or dad would catch her without one she'd be in trouble.
i knew a girl who was maroccan and didnt do the fasting during ramadan, she got spat in the face cos of that.
They were both arab not surprising. This will sound like a gross generalization, but when arabs become religious in anything(yep even xtianity) they can be absolutly ape shit. Arab christians that are hardcore are nuts, arab muslims that are hardcore are nuts(and numerious)



thats the annoying thing bout most muslims here: they all go 'ooooooh nooooo not us! see? the quran says you dont have to do such or so! no problem!'
but thats just the outward appearance, they say what tey know other people want to hear, deep down inside they feel differently about it.



ADMIT IT!!!
WHENEVER YOU SEE A CAR YOU JUST PULL YOUR BELT, DONT YOU?
DONT YOU???

lolol!
zomg..i cant say these things!

I always get the feeling that muslims in europe are like evangelicals in north america. Or atleast the european equavalent. Now both these people were totally wrong in their reactions, the forced wearing of the hijab devalues it, and makes it pointless, and a prop for fucking.
Spitting on the chicks face for not fasting during ramadan? Big surprise, lots of people don't do that.

AAAhmed46
11th May 10, 04:40 PM
They are better off realizing the whole thing is bunk and not trying to conform to some patriarchal relic.

Nothing wrong with modesty, and making woman take their clothes off is also very patriarchal. The problem is muslim totally fixate on scarf it self, rather then what it entails, which is to not be a slut.

And it isnt exactly patriachal if it goes both way(men must adhere to a dress code as well)

Lebell
11th May 10, 05:03 PM
She would've gotten in trouble for not wearing the headscarf, but getting banged by you would've been ignored?

you fucking hindu idiot....WE KEPT IT SECRET AS FUCK....duhhhh...
aaah the memories....i must have been 20 or so, we met in this bar she sneaked out to, she was rebelling at the time.
we used to go out, she'd leave the house with a bs excuse and then ditch the headscarf go to my place for some hot action.
fucking awesome ass she had.
good memories.

Lebell
11th May 10, 05:08 PM
this is exactly why christianity is so much better then islam.
its like: jesus says: i have not condemned you, neither did the others who wanted to stone you for adultery, for i said: he who is without sins cast the first stone, now go and sin no more...'

muhammad says: OMG THAT FUCKING WHORE! COVER HER UP QUICK OR STONE HER!!! HAAAARGH!

thats basically the theological difference between the two religions and why xtianity is better then islam.

dont get me started bout them jews hindus or budhists...srsly.

OZZ
11th May 10, 05:21 PM
you fucking hindu idiot....WE KEPT IT SECRET AS FUCK....duhhhh...
aaah the memories....i must have been 20 or so, we met in this bar she sneaked out to, she was rebelling at the time.
we used to go out, she'd leave the house with a bs excuse and then ditch the headscarf go to my place for some hot action.
fucking awesome ass she had.
good memories.

Is this true, or one of your stupid little stories?
Just curious..
One of the profs in the Philosophy dept. who is known for being a lady's man had a cute little Muslim girl hanging around his place for a few months(he lives right around the corner from me) and I suspect he was gettin' a bit of forbidden action.The dog..

BTW- any radical is a danger in my book, whether its a radical Catholic blowing up abortion clinics or a radical Muslim blowing up airplanes.Equally dangerous and equally detestable.
The only good terrorist is s dead terrorist.

Lebell
11th May 10, 05:24 PM
Is this true, or one of your stupid little stories?
Just curious..
One of the profs in the Philosophy dept. who is known for being a lady's man had a cute little Muslim girl hanging around his place for a few months(he lives right around the corner from me) and I suspect he was gettin' a bit of forbidden action.The dog..
it may shock you but 90% of my 'stories' actually hapened.
i have a somewhat retarded life.
at the moment im living a quiet life.
with a meaningful long term relationship, a study that is going well and crap like that.
i've lived several different lives so far.

Ajamil
11th May 10, 06:24 PM
So your g/f would have sex with you on the down low because knowing that would piss off her brother and father, yet she kept the scarf on during because removing it would piss off her brother and father? And I'm the idiot?

Cullion
11th May 10, 07:13 PM
I've heard a rumour that unmarried muslim girls who are looking for illicit action take it up the ass to keep their hymen intact.

EuropIan
11th May 10, 07:16 PM
Wasn't that also a stereotype about Catholics?

Cullion
11th May 10, 07:16 PM
Not in my case, no.

EuropIan
11th May 10, 07:20 PM
Oh, you thought it was a dig at you?

It wasn't

Cullion
11th May 10, 07:29 PM
Not that. It's just that I'm pretty sure Catholic girls haven't been taking it up the pooper for a generation or two.

Of course, in my grandmother's day if they got one of those demonic tingles in Eve's wound, they didn't even do that.

They'd just go to a dark little box and tell the guy on the other side of the grille about all their bad thoughts, and he'd whisper at them, and then they'd go and light a candle, ready to do good in the world again, and make sammichs and stuff.

EuropIan
11th May 10, 07:33 PM
Maybe it's a Mediterranean thing

Cullion
11th May 10, 07:37 PM
Oh them. Yeah, probably.

HappyOldGuy
11th May 10, 07:46 PM
Maybe I'm too square. But I honestly don't think it would be that awesome a proposition without modern hygeine and easy access to condoms and lube.

Vieux Normand
11th May 10, 08:09 PM
I've heard a rumour that unmarried muslim girls who are looking for illicit action take it up the ass to keep their hymen intact.

Rumour has it that's the only way they can take it since they visited Granny Dull-Razors in the old country and came back minus clit and labes--but plus some septic sutures...

'Course, the back-door thing could be just another example of Islam's having preserved ancient Greek practices.

...or the guys think it's either that, or it's face-to-face with Ms Mediterranean monobrow.

Lebell
12th May 10, 03:45 AM
...or the guys think it's either that, or it's face-to-face with Ms Mediterranean monobrow.

you poor ignorant man...

8NjZ-xKLGTY

EuropIan
12th May 10, 09:53 AM
as the video shows, mono-brows can be plucked.

nihilist
12th May 10, 10:16 AM
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/817/12lady.jpg

Vieux Normand
12th May 10, 10:20 AM
you poor ignorant man...

Don't project, lebell. I'm perfectly aware that these chicks have two brows, and that both the one above the eyes and the one above the upper lip can be hedge-trimmed.

EuropIan
12th May 10, 10:42 AM
You have to admit that they're pretty hot once this is done.

nihilist
12th May 10, 10:43 AM
You have to admit that they're pretty hot once this is done.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/817/12lady.jpg

Vieux Normand
12th May 10, 10:48 AM
You have to admit that they're pretty hot once this is done.

They may arrive there...but there's likely far more shearing to be done in other places first--unless you're into the barnyard-fantasy thing.

EuropIan
12th May 10, 10:49 AM
You are being intentionally unfair
http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com/pictures/Mariam%20Mansur.jpg

Vieux Normand
12th May 10, 10:57 AM
You are being intentionally unfair.

Looking across at the old Norman, the Dark Lord hissed through his mask: "Yes...the hate is strong in this one."

Lebell
12th May 10, 11:08 AM
the racism in this thread shocks me.

Dr. Socially Liberal Fiscally Conservative Vermin
12th May 10, 11:26 AM
^^kraut^^

HappyOldGuy
12th May 10, 11:34 AM
^^kraut^^

He wishes.

Adouglasmhor
12th May 10, 12:01 PM
Web footed swamp kraut.

nihilist
12th May 10, 12:04 PM
You have to admit that they're pretty hot once this is done.
http://www.scienceandsupermodels.com/pictures/Mariam%20Mansur.jpg


http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5989/chrishansen2.jpg

EuropIan
12th May 10, 12:31 PM
She's over 20, dude.

HappyOldGuy
12th May 10, 04:29 PM
There is a pedo mohammed joke floating around in the gutter somewhere near here.

OZZ
12th May 10, 04:37 PM
I've heard a rumour that unmarried muslim girls who are looking for illicit action take it up the ass to keep their hymen intact.

I heard that rumour too..
Never been a favorite activity of mine..I did a chick up the bum on acid when I was a teenager so that kind of ruined it for me.
She asked me to , godamnit!!

OZZ
12th May 10, 04:37 PM
the racism in this thread shocks me.

Fuck you, you dutch prick..

Ajamil
12th May 10, 05:14 PM
I think I banged a girl in the bum once. At least I think that's what she implied - that was a night of getting smashed on wine. Not nearly as good as liquor drunk - and it might make me unable to tell the difference in holes.

Lebell
13th May 10, 03:04 AM
the bum is where it gets really tight and without lube its kinda hard to penetrate it.
also when you bang too hard you break skin which is why deseases such as aids are more common with gaymen who have unprotected sex.