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SoulMechanic
23rd April 10, 10:50 PM
I like this. I am a lazy man who for the first time in his life does not have a woman to cook him food. So I found the below link and must say, it is awesome. Betty Crocker aint got sh!t on this.

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/

I am no pantywaist. That said I ate the first thing it sh!t out at me all week. Some of you might not have the balls to roll that way so you can just hit refresh until you find something palatable.

Ajamil
23rd April 10, 11:32 PM
Somehow I don't think this would present enough choices in what I consider edible. I bow to your superior manliness.

Edit: Ha! I'll eat the first one, though!

White Wine Vinegar Creme Brulee
Serves 2
You will need:
150ml whipped cream
4 potatoes
120ml white wine vinegarInstructions:
toast the potatoes
flip the potatoes
sprinkle the potatoes over the top
fry the white wine vinegar until browned
fry the white wine vinegar
add the white wine vinegar
discard the potatoes
fry the whipped cream until browned
put everything in the blenderRe-edit now reading the instructions and not just the ingredients:
Can I avoid buying potatoes since all I do is throw them out? Can I give them to a neighbor at least?

SoulMechanic
23rd April 10, 11:59 PM
You can after you get the great potato flavor out of them.

Kiko
24th April 10, 11:40 AM
Anchovies Surprise
Serves 5
You will need:
100g strawberries
1 green peppers
60g anchovies
90ml greek yogurt
2 chillisInstructions:
put the greek yogurt in the saucepan
stir-fry the anchovies
put the anchovies in the fridge to set
throw the chillis away
put the anchovies in the fridge to set
blend with the greek yogurt
bring the greek yogurt to the boil
eat the anchovies
saut� the greek yogurt
fry the greek yogurt
put the greek yogurt in the fridge for 2 minutes
grill the strawberries
slice the green peppers
enjoyYum.
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EEEEEW!!!




wait.. GRILL the Strawberries??? FRY the yogurt???


WTF are they smokin'???

Robot Jesus
24th April 10, 02:00 PM
Below is a randomly-generated recipe!

Soy Sauce Tart
Serves 3
You will need:

* 3 spring onions
* 80g beef
* 150ml soy sauce

Instructions:

1. toast the beef
2. saut� the beef
3. add one tablespoon of the beef
4. saute the beef
5. throw the soy sauce away
6. heat the beef
7. fry the spring onions until browned
8. throw it all away

Yum.


so I don't get to eat anything?

Cullion
24th April 10, 02:26 PM
Lime And Chicken Pudding
Serves 1

You will need:

60g chicken
5 lime
5 lettuces
3 pinches of salt
Instructions:
pre-heat the oven to 200 C
eat the pinches of salt
grill the lime
sauté the chicken
add the chicken
fold in the chicken
eat the lettuces
bake for 30 minutes and serve hot

Yum.

SoulMechanic
24th April 10, 02:31 PM
Below is a randomly-generated recipe!

Soy Sauce Tart
Serves 3
You will need:

* 3 spring onions
* 80g beef
* 150ml soy sauce

Instructions:

1. toast the beef
2. saut� the beef
3. add one tablespoon of the beef
4. saute the beef
5. throw the soy sauce away
6. heat the beef
7. fry the spring onions until browned
8. throw it all away

Yum.


so I don't get to eat anything?
These randomly generated recipes have changed my life man. Im already 10 pounds slimmer.

Robot Jesus
24th April 10, 03:57 PM
grill the lime



on a side note; grilled lemons actually make a great sauce for steak; especially a fattier cut like rib steak.