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Kiko
11th February 10, 06:30 AM
KFC offers chicken as theft reward! (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100210/NEWS0107/302090010/1055/NEWS/KFC+offers+chicken+as+theft+reward)

BEREA, Ky. - KFC is hoping the folks who ran off with a bronze bust of Colonel Harland Sanders have big appetites.

The chicken giant is offering $500 worth of grilled chicken as a reward for information leading to the return of the bust that was taken from a Berea KFC last month.
KFC spokesman Rick Maynard says the chain considered offering cash, "but we think KFC's world-famous chicken is a better motivator than money."
The bust of Sanders, the fried-chicken chain's founder, is valued at $1,200.
The Lexington Herald-Leader reports four young men who left in a silver passenger car were the only customers during the time frame that the bust disappeared.
Anyone with information can contact Berea police at (859) 986-8456.

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$500 in fried chicken? Let's find the Colonel!!! That's alot o' buckets! We could save a few of 'em for spittoons....

bob
11th February 10, 06:48 AM
The thought of $500 worth of KFC just made me physically ill.

partyboy
11th February 10, 09:00 AM
The thought of $500 worth of KFC just made me physically ill.


10,000 chicken fa-jai-tas?

Kiko
11th February 10, 09:00 AM
Wanted for questioning....

http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059031755712686.jpg?w=500&h=375

partyboy
11th February 10, 09:09 AM
Wanted for questioning....

http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059031755712686.jpg?w=500&h=375


http://kendalalley.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/eat-mor-chikin.jpg


??

Kiko
11th February 10, 09:14 AM
In other news... Japanese Colonels safe and in place!

http://quaisi.net/colonel-sanders-in-japan-costume-shocker/

Spade: The Real Snake
11th February 10, 11:09 AM
$500 worth of KFC roughly translates to $1000 worth of TP

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
11th February 10, 12:12 PM
I remember KFC being good. Was KFC good or was I too young to know better? cause it sucks ass now.

Kein Haar
11th February 10, 12:27 PM
No, it's just that you always have the taste of rim on your mouth. It taints the poor food you eat.

homo.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
11th February 10, 12:29 PM
i have a strict policy of no rim jobs

Kein Haar
11th February 10, 12:33 PM
I find that VERY hard to believe.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
11th February 10, 12:41 PM
i prefer cuddling and intercrural penetration

KO'd N DOA
11th February 10, 01:21 PM
Those guys can now throw a block party! KFC is onto something.


(Note: KFC in Montreal is not as good as KFC in Vermont)

Ajamil
11th February 10, 02:06 PM
Someone vandalized their property, stole their statue, and they offer chicken?

Viral marketing.

socratic
12th February 10, 02:57 AM
This is racist as hell. They think a black guy stole the statue so now they're trying to bribe him with chicken. I CALL SHENANIGANS. CALL THE LIBRUL MEDYA.

Zendetta
12th February 10, 12:45 PM
i have a strict policy of no rim jobs

Yeah, but what about the second date?


This is racist as hell. They think a black guy stole the statue so now they're trying to bribe him with chicken. I CALL SHENANIGANS. CALL THE LIBRUL MEDYA.

Oh, that is rich coming from an Australian!

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Too easy!

Ajamil
12th February 10, 01:22 PM
Oh man that is priceless. I can hear the ad execs, "No! No! The "awkward situation" is being surrounded by fans of Brasil! That wasn't obvious?"

Spade: The Real Snake
12th February 10, 02:16 PM
It doesn't help that they refer to him as Unca' Sanderses

socratic
14th February 10, 05:27 AM
Oh man that is priceless. I can hear the ad execs, "No! No! The "awkward situation" is being surrounded by fans of Brasil! That wasn't obvious?"
Those weren't Brazilians. Those were either Jamaicans or folks from the East Indies. Cricket is huge in ALL the British colonies EXCEPT America, and REALLY HUGE in the Carribean.

I'm guessing you've never heard 'Dreadlock Holiday'.

Spade: The Real Snake
14th February 10, 08:26 AM
Those weren't Brazilians. Those were either Jamaicans or folks from the East Indies.
So you are alluding to them all "looking alike"?


Cricket is huge in ALL the British colonies EXCEPT America, and REALLY HUGE in the Carribean.
We AREN'T a colony.
We are like the daughter that hit her teen years and got all loose and turned Goth and shit.


I'm guessing you've never heard 'Dreadlock Holiday'.
oh you fucking racist.

Ajamil
14th February 10, 04:58 PM
I was going by the flag actually, but no - I've never heard of Dreadlock holiday.

http://all-free-download.com/images/graphicmedium/brazil_flag_clip_art_14125.jpg
http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/70/sh/buy-shares-jamaica-200X200.jpg

All I saw was green and yellow.

socratic
14th February 10, 06:17 PM
So you are alluding to them all "looking alike"?
Dey also be laikin' de chikan, mon.


We AREN'T a colony.
We are like the daughter that hit her teen years and got all loose and turned Goth and shit. To Australia, you're the crazy cousin who runs off and joins weird religions and/or political parties.


oh you fucking racist.I'm a white Australian, I can't help it. :( :( :(

socratic
14th February 10, 06:19 PM
I was going by the flag actually, but no - I've never heard of Dreadlock holiday.



I DON'T LIKE CRICKET.... OH NO.... I LOVE IT! OH YEAH... I SAY I DON'T LIKE CRICKET.... I LOVE IT!

Cullion
2nd March 10, 04:25 PM
Southern Fried Chicken of all sorts is the handiwork of Moloch, and it's discussion is henceforth banned.

Kiko
2nd March 10, 04:36 PM
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