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HappyOldGuy
26th November 09, 11:43 AM
Trytophan Coma ma beetches.

TheLordHumungus
26th November 09, 01:28 PM
We need more holidays celebrating sweet, sweet treachery.

HappyOldGuy
26th November 09, 01:35 PM
We need more holidays celebrating sweet, sweet treachery.

Easter, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, Labor day. Do we ever celebrate anything else?

Kiko
26th November 09, 02:24 PM
Your wife made you pancakes and you stuck 'em on your ass?? WTF???

Kiko
26th November 09, 02:26 PM
Hmmm.. Perhaps you could put a pancake over the hole then. Use syrup!

Kiko
26th November 09, 02:31 PM
The pancake will cover the jam. Give it a try!

Spade: The Real Snake
26th November 09, 05:55 PM
We need more holidays celebrating sweet, sweet treachery.

You getting paid Holiday rates today?

TheLordHumungus
26th November 09, 10:50 PM
You getting paid Holiday rates today?

Nah, same salary I always get. I just don't have to show up today or Friday to get it.

The state is good enough to pass along to its minions some of the plunder they attained through the rape and exploitation of the land/culture of the Native Americans.

Ajamil
27th November 09, 12:34 AM
I got to go help my grandmother clean rat poop from her house so the maids will clean. What the hell kind of maid service are they scamming with?? I can understand no rat poop for OSHA, but no moving furniture? No windows? No moving the brick-a-brack an 80+ year old woman might have on her coffee table to wipe the fucker*??

Anyway, it was good to see her. She's ready to die and has stopped caring about eating or hygiene. My mother is doing everything she complains about the family of her hospice patients doing. If I had the money I'd get my grandmother a netbook, but I think she prefers books and TV.




*The table, you bastards - that's my grandmother.

Spade: The Real Snake
27th November 09, 07:39 AM
Nah, same salary I always get. I just don't have to show up today or Friday to get it.
That's classist.
You should demand Holiday wages...unless *gasp* you are in a supervisory position.........aka "THE MAN"


The state is good enough to pass along to its minions some of the plunder they attained through the rape and exploitation of the land/culture of the Native Americans.

Winnin' ain't easy, but somebody gotta do it.

TheLordHumungus
27th November 09, 11:35 AM
That's classist.
You should demand Holiday wages...unless *gasp* you are in a supervisory position.........aka "THE MAN"

I think you only get holiday pay if you work the holiday.


Winnin' ain't easy, but somebody gotta do it.

Winning isn't easy? Are you kidding?

When you have a strong technological advantage and are willing to spread plagues through entire indigenous communities, genocide is easier that you'd think.

Zendetta
27th November 09, 01:42 PM
The state is good enough to pass along to its minions some of the plunder they attained through the rape and exploitation of the land/culture of the Native Americans.

The biggest Political Donors in California are the Casinos-Owning Tribes.

Bigger than the Jews in Hollywood. Bigger than the Cowboys in the aerospace industry. Bigger than the Anglo-Asian Axis that runs Silicon Valley.

Red Man turn the White Man's Puritanical Culture against him, make Hella Big Wampum.


All I know is this:

I made the World's Best Cranberry Relish, and I'm gonna share my recipe: fresh organic cranberries, lotsa little mandarin oranges, one mango, about a cup of coarse organic sugar crystals, a couple of handfuls of mint leaves. Blend. The assembled bunch of Berkeley Foodies described it as "magical".

and

I'm certain that I wouldn't have survived last night without the Hashish.

TheLordHumungus
27th November 09, 02:18 PM
The biggest Political Donors in California are the Casinos-Owning Tribes.

Bigger than the Jews in Hollywood. Bigger than the Cowboys in the aerospace industry. Bigger than the Anglo-Asian Axis that runs Silicon Valley.

Red Man turn the White Man's Puritanical Culture against him, make Hella Big Wampum.

Almost the entirety of their people were murdered, their culture was all but destroyed and they were driven from their lands to be imprisoned on reservations. But now they get some money so we can call it even.

Raping somebody and thgen paying them doesn't make them a whore and you a john. Your just a rapist who figures he can spend his guilt away.

"Your money's on the dresser, baby. I'm done with you."

Zendetta
27th November 09, 02:25 PM
Nah, Bro. Now Hiawatha is pimpin', Son.

Biggest Campaign Donors in one of the World's Biggest economies. And when they want to build a new casino, if fucking happens... and it doesn't matter for shit how much the right wing christian honkies bitch about it.

That's some power.

(BTW: I don't want to tell you how to do the anarchosocialist thing, but you are missing the opportunity for some "corrupt american poltical sysem only respects moolah" cracks here)

I mean, sure, Little Beaver and Two Dogs Fucking died of smallpox, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.

Cullion
27th November 09, 05:43 PM
Almost the entirety of their people were murdered, their culture was all but destroyed and they were driven from their lands to be imprisoned on reservations. But now they get some money so we can call it even.

Raping somebody and thgen paying them doesn't make them a whore and you a john. Your just a rapist who figures he can spend his guilt away.

"Your money's on the dresser, baby. I'm done with you."

I'm not sure who exactly you're angry with here. Your own ancestors, or somebody else's, or somebody alive now, or yourself?

Spade: The Real Snake
27th November 09, 06:18 PM
Winning isn't easy? Are you kidding?

When you have a strong technological advantage and are willing to spread plagues through entire indigenous communities, genocide is easier that you'd think.
Tell that to the Ruskies.
They should have pwnt the Afghanies.

TheLordHumungus
28th November 09, 01:50 PM
So we'd like to think of them as high priced escorts in order to feel better? We created Israel over a much less successful campaign of genocide, a few casinos seems paltry.

TheLordHumungus
28th November 09, 01:53 PM
I'm not sure who exactly you're angry with here. Your own ancestors, or somebody else's, or somebody alive now, or yourself?

My ancestors weren't here quite yet. However the same federal and state govts responsible for these atrocities are still in existence.

TheLordHumungus
28th November 09, 02:15 PM
I love this logic. Makes about as much sense as not driving a BMW because hey, NAZIS.

The Nazis were brought to trial before a world court and held accountable for their crimes. Our government hasn't even had that happen yet, and we've a bunch of shit to answer for.

Kiko
13th November 10, 06:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaASyRFXTj4

Cullion
13th November 10, 02:04 PM
The Nazis were brought to trial before a world court and held accountable for their crimes.

Most of them weren't actually. Ask most Germans what their grandparents did during the war, then imagine what kind of manpower it realistically took to slaughter all those Americans and Brits.

Plus, nobody wants to talk about scalpings in this thread. The red man certainly did scalpings.

Kiko
13th November 10, 03:18 PM
ummm...

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