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AAAAAA
19th November 09, 08:41 AM
I just saw this hilarious thing floating around the "BuzzBlogSocialNet" and I quite like it. The right amount of sex, pixelated graphics, trendy music and utter creativity.

Those youngsters nowadays have some real neat tools to play around with, and express their wicked fantasies.

http://www.vimeo.com/7670880

CoffeeFan
19th November 09, 10:43 AM
NSFW

Well that was weird. Whoever made that has some issues,

TheMightyMcClaw
19th November 09, 02:35 PM
That was creepy and uncomfortable.
The song was catchy, though.

Ajamil
19th November 09, 02:40 PM
Awww, all over his face like that.

FickleFingerOfFate
19th November 09, 05:38 PM
I want 3:19 of my life back.

Shawarma
19th November 09, 06:26 PM
I haven't been this disturbed by something with 16 bit graphics since the original Clock Tower for SNES.

socratic
19th November 09, 11:21 PM
I think there's something wrong with me because I laughed when he made the hippo his bitch and a handy tutorial came up instructing on how to buttfuck.

socratic
19th November 09, 11:24 PM
Have you guys seen Paul Robertson's stuff? He did 'Pirate Baby Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006' and one other one that was really good. The guy is totally fucked in the head (he likes guro) but is great at making nerdy, chock-full-of-game-references, over-the-top sprite movies.

Warning, NSFW:
http://probertson.livejournal.com/

Ajamil
19th November 09, 11:59 PM
The best part of hippo-bitch was the trucker's mighty thrusts were the impetus of hippobitch's galloping speed.

Cullion
20th November 09, 08:27 AM
I laughed the whole way through. The kind of 'too loud' laughter that makes other people uncomfortable.

CoffeeFan
20th November 09, 01:35 PM
Have you guys seen Paul Robertson's stuff? He did 'Pirate Baby Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006' and one other one that was really good. The guy is totally fucked in the head (he likes guro) but is great at making nerdy, chock-full-of-game-references, over-the-top sprite movies.

Warning, NSFW:
http://probertson.livejournal.com/

I found this very creative and disturbing (VERY NSFW)

http://paulrobertson.mechafetus.com/dicks001.png

socratic
22nd November 09, 08:47 PM
Find 'Pirate Baby Cabana Street Battle'. It's actually just straight up entertaining and not completely fucked in the head. IE: No dickgirls, guro, etc. There's zombie chix who give birth to zombie babies but that's awesome. And one of the supermoves one of the characters in Pirate Baby pulls summons Walter Sobcheck.

Ajamil
22nd November 09, 10:05 PM
They don't give birth so much as zombie babies explode from their distended abdomens and then try to claw the main dude's face off.

socratic
23rd November 09, 02:26 AM
Here's a low quality youtube of it. Google search and you can download the whole 12 or so minute film in one file.

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In case you're wondering, Paul Robertson's an Aussie so the big 7 in the executive's room is a reference to the Australian channel 7 news network. IE: They're executing channel 7 news network's executives.

AAAAAA
23rd November 09, 03:50 AM
This is really something!!

I'm glad that somebody got so fascinated by that breed of games, to end up creating short movies with that look and feel. I for one remember those graphics, sounds, cartoon-like-but-too-few-frames with the glee of the golden years. It's a whole aesthetics and it's great to see it explored and exploited and regurgitated.

What the heck, the next generation will soon be getting watery eyes at the tought of standard-def textured polygons and non-immersive controlschemes. But MY 2D MEMORIES will ne'er be surpassed by those gimmicks I tell ya! (and we had 3d too and it was neater, without those useless textures. Elite, Damocles, Frontier...)

socratic
23rd November 09, 04:47 AM
The humble sidescroller will march on. Metal Slug is still going for example. And then homage games like Viewtiful Joe come out every now and then.

MSphinx
23rd November 09, 05:15 AM
I just saw this hilarious thing floating around the "BuzzBlogSocialNet" and I quite like it. The right amount of sex, pixelated graphics, trendy music and utter creativity.

Those youngsters nowadays have some real neat tools to play around with, and express their wicked fantasies.

http://www.vimeo.com/7670880

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9992/1258525479041.jpg

danno
26th November 09, 12:21 AM
i've always loved this kind of stuff.