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partyboy
11th November 09, 10:10 PM
The plot of Kick-Ass concerns a lonely teenage boy, Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), who decides to become a real-life superhero after being inspired by the heroes of comic-books. He soon encounters a mysterious vigilante called Big-Daddy (Nicolas Cage), and his daughter Hit Girl (ChloŽ Moretz), who are working to bring down the drug baron, Frank D'Amico.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick-Ass - comic book link


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I have high hopes that it might indeed....kick..ass?

mrblackmagic
11th November 09, 10:29 PM
Lionsgate is distributing. We're at least go for violence.

Screw it. I'm excited.

WarPhalange
11th November 09, 10:30 PM
lol nicholas cage

EuropIan
11th November 09, 11:01 PM
Do not fuck with Hit Girl.

Steve
12th November 09, 12:33 AM
Didn't Sirc post about this movie a while back...?

EuropIan
12th November 09, 12:53 AM
He posted about the comic book.

Which is pretty damn good.

EuropIan
12th November 09, 01:43 AM
she is 12 in the comic book
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hit-girl.jpg

12 year old, dude.

no.

EuropIan
12th November 09, 01:56 AM
she's 12 in the movie too..(and in real life)


Why don't you have a seat over there:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/ahmed413/ChrisHansen.jpg

jubei33
12th November 09, 03:01 AM
ewww, sick dude!!


She is just a young looking teen. 12 year olds

WarPhalange
12th November 09, 03:16 AM
lol @ 12 year olds being heroes

http://www.blackfireraven.com/3%20ninjas%202.jpg

Steve
12th November 09, 03:37 AM
LOL at 12 year olds being physicists... (http://news.fiu.edu/2009/04/aspiring-12-year-old-physicist-pursues-degree-at-fiu/)

Shawarma
12th November 09, 12:18 PM
Question 1: Why is Nicholas Cage associated in any capacity with a movie called "kick-ass?" When I think Nicholas Cage, that is perhaps the last phrase springing to mind.

Question 2: Why is that girl holding a ribbed dildo in her left hand?

Nicholas Cage should be busy working on Ghost Rider 2 instead. I liked GR1, except for all the scenes with Nicholas Cage in them.

EuropIan
12th November 09, 12:22 PM
Those are swords with ribbed dildo handles

mrblackmagic
12th November 09, 12:35 PM
Question 1: Why is Nicholas Cage associated in any capacity with a movie called "kick-ass?" When I think Nicholas Cage, that is perhaps the last phrase springing to mind.

Question 2: Why is that girl holding a ribbed dildo in her left hand?

Nicholas Cage should be busy working on Ghost Rider 2 instead. I liked GR1, except for all the scenes with Nicholas Cage in them.
1. I think Cage will do a great job.

2.That's covered in gore???


12 year olds don't use the word "cunts"

http://filmgenius.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/no-country-for-old-men_tommy-lee-jones_josh-brolin_javier-bardem_91.jpg

Spade: The Real Snake
12th November 09, 12:43 PM
Question 1: Why is Nicholas Cage associated in any capacity with a movie called "kick-ass?" When I think Nicholas Cage, that is perhaps the last phrase springing to mind.

Because Nic Cage owes "the man" like NEARLY 14 YRS MILLION DOLLARS.

And because it is a comic book movie

This dual answers G-Force/Astro Boy/Sorcerer's Apprentice.




Question 2: Why is that girl holding a ribbed dildo in her left hand?
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Nicholas Cage should be busy working on Ghost Rider 2 instead. I liked GR1, except for all the scenes with Nicholas Cage in them.
He is.
And I expect he will be cranking out National Treasure 3.

Cuz TaxMan.

boondock lee
12th November 09, 05:38 PM
I thought Nic Cage dropped out of making the movie?

Spade: The Real Snake
12th November 09, 05:41 PM
I thought Nic Cage dropped out of making the movie?
The IRS dropped his kicked-ass back in.

mrblackmagic
12th November 09, 08:02 PM
I thought he just decided to phone his performances just because. That actually makes sense.



POWER BAIT!
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/04/22/kick-ass-hit-girl.jpg
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I still think Cage would do justice to the character.

SBG-ape
13th November 09, 11:59 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa4yps_kickass-clip-comiccon-4_shortfilms

I think the scene would have been better with more realistic violence rather then the typical superhero back-flip stuff. As I understand it the premise is how superheroes would function in the real world & I think everyone on Bullshido is pretty clear that in real life the twirling attack shit doesn't work. On the other hand, I love how ineffectual the main character is.

I now have the dream of getting a kick-ass costume next halloween, wearing it to the gym & doing very poorly in MMA sparring (preferably getting the whole thing on video).

nihilist
14th November 09, 01:05 AM
Question 2: Why is that girl holding a ribbed dildo in her left hand?




Oh, I think you know why. (http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/Klingon-ribbed-lg.gif)

mrblackmagic
14th November 09, 08:47 PM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa4yps_kickass-clip-comiccon-4_shortfilms

I think the scene would have been better with more realistic violence rather then the typical superhero back-flip stuff. As I understand it the premise is how superheroes would function in the real world & I think everyone on Bullshido is pretty clear that in real life the twirling attack shit doesn't work. On the other hand, I love how ineffectual the main character is.

I now have the dream of getting a kick-ass costume next halloween, wearing it to the gym & doing very poorly in MMA sparring (preferably getting the whole thing on video).

That's the thing. Hit-Girl was trained specifically to do all the superhero stuff versus Kick-Ass, whose face-to-foot and H.A.Ming style was the direct result of his naivete.