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Ka-Bar
8th November 09, 10:27 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/07/sammy-sosas-skin-photos-p_n_349602.html

No one seems to know for sure why, but Sammy's skin has taken a turn to the light side. When I first saw the pictures, it looked like one of the white guy characters that Eddie Murphy played on Saturday Night Live, a black guy wearing a lot of "white" make up. Some people are wondering if he had his skin bleached. But the rumor mill is saying that steroids cause an increased risk of vitiligo. I have a hard time believing that steroids would cause such a dramatic change so quickly. Whatever the cause, dude looks freaky.

Pictures of Sammy and his pissed-off looking wife after the jump:






























http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3539/slide_3539_50189_large.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3539/slide_3539_50190_large.jpg
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3539/slide_3539_50192_large.jpg

This is a picture of Sammy only 6 months ago:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/3539/slide_3539_50193_large.jpg

Spade: The Real Snake
8th November 09, 10:41 AM
But the rumor mill is saying that steroids cause an increased risk of vitiligo

If that's the case Mark McGwire should look like Senetor Kelly from X-Men.

But, that is definitely creepy. My first reaction was, "that last pix is shoooped for impact, I don't remember Sosa looking as mahogany" but upon Google imaging the various pix, he was even darker.

Somethings going on.

JingMerchant!
8th November 09, 02:17 PM
If that's the case Mark McGwire should look like Senetor Kelly from X-Men.

Not to mention a wide variety of Black American professional wrestlers.

EDIT: Oh yeah, his wife is hawt...

jubei33
8th November 09, 04:31 PM
looks fake. Vitiligo, as I understand, it is usually localized patches, but larger patches aren't entirely unheard of I guess.

I suggest he go the homeopathic route as refered to on 'life force homeopathy' It's a real winner:

Cortisone is no more effective as a long term treatment for Vitiligo*

Steroids may help initially for a short time
Steroid lead to relapse of Vitiligo
Steroids treated relapse is more severe, more complex
Steroids treated vitiligo is more difficult to treat
It is wise to avoid steroid during any stage of Vitiligo
Steroid puts you to the vicious cycle of dependency
Steroid dependents have to come out of the vicious cycle

(*Observations based on a statistical study of over 350 cases of Vitiligo at our center, who were earlier treated with steroids.) Let us talk a bit more about suppression with cortisone. As we understand, Vitiligo is just an expression of some inner disharmony.


as you can see, Sammy just needs to rework his harmonic elements to bring balance back into his schlieflemenschnung. Maybe they should start him out with a 50C StiergeschlechtsverkehrEntlastung.

ICY
8th November 09, 06:20 PM
Steroids can definitely cause changes...look what happened to Eddie Bravo...

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WarPhalange
8th November 09, 06:43 PM
Plus, vitiligo doesn't just work all at once like that, it works in blotches. It would take a while to have a uniform skin color change like that.

Shotgun Christening
8th November 09, 08:18 PM
He is getting his skin bleached.

mrblackmagic
8th November 09, 09:10 PM
Oh, hell nah!

Dark Helmet
8th November 09, 10:21 PM
Actually, he looks as though he's one foot in the grave in those 2 first pics.

Shotgun Christening
9th November 09, 06:58 AM
Oh, hell nah!

His wifre is a notorious bitch. I can see her wanting him to be less "swarthy".

KO'd N DOA
9th November 09, 04:41 PM
Perhaps he was in hiding - deep underground - waiting for the whole chemical thing to blow over. A day at the beach should solve everything.

Shotgun Christening
9th November 09, 04:58 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Not-to-worry-Sammy-Sosa-is-just-rejuvenating-hi?urn=mlb,201086

Ka-Bar
9th November 09, 05:45 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Not-to-worry-Sammy-Sosa-is-just-rejuvenating-hi?urn=mlb,201086

I don't buy it, unless someone can tell me which "skin-rejuvenating" treatments turn you from black to white, even temporarily.

Shotgun Christening
9th November 09, 07:00 PM
I don't buy it, unless someone can tell me which "skin-rejuvenating" treatments turn you from black to white, even temporarily.


bleaching

mrblackmagic
9th November 09, 10:16 PM
His wifre is a notorious bitch. I can see her wanting him to be less "swarthy".

Double hell nah!

I can't be too mad. God knows what I would do if I had more than enough money to do it with.

Feryk
10th November 09, 12:37 PM
^ gold plated Batman Underoos?

Ajamil
11th November 09, 03:27 PM
Double hell nah!

I can't be too mad. God knows what I would do if I had more than enough money to do it with.

Did you just imply he's rich enough to be white?

mrblackmagic
11th November 09, 10:44 PM
Did you just imply he's rich enough to be white?

No. I was referring to the unfathomable depths of my own depravity; but he can do whatever the hell he wants to do to himself, however disturbing that may be to the rest of us. I'll just do what I do in the face of all human tragedy: mock and then go about my business.


^ gold plated Batman Underoos?
Now you're talking!