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Ajamil
25th October 09, 06:39 PM
You have an open mind right? Wouldn't mind trying something a little exotic on your plate? Well I have the new wave of cuisine in this here link!
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg

http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_back_cover.jpgThis is a real book. Link on the page for where to buy it.

partyboy
25th October 09, 07:25 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7eac9/i_just_threw_up_in_my_mouth_they_published_a/

^ lol

partyboy
25th October 09, 07:30 PM
it's semenlicious!

meataxe
25th October 09, 07:49 PM
Reminds me of a story about a local pizzeria near where I worked one summer. :-\

partyboy
25th October 09, 07:54 PM
"Keep a small container in the freezer and simply add (ejaculate) into the container every morning and then return it to the freezer. This wayyou will always have sufficient amounts of semen for cooking. By saving semen in the manner, you can quickly begin experimenting with the recipes that require larger quantities. Also, the frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones."

did MJS write this??

Ajamil
25th October 09, 08:11 PM
Surprisingly it was Anders. He also has started mass producing semen for those that would prefer to find it in the dairy, next to the eggs and yoghurt, rather than make it at home.

partyboy
25th October 09, 08:11 PM
ok, one more -

"Spunky Candied Pecans" - this is a great party snack. Prepare well in advance and let guests enjoy your delicious nuts while you put the finishing touch on their dinner.
"heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omeleete, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops. Salt and pepper to taste. This is the perfect introductory recipe for newbie semen cookers."

100xobm
25th October 09, 10:16 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7eac9/i_just_threw_up_in_my_mouth_they_published_a/

^ lol

Crack up quotes in there


That cake is definitely a lie

Hillarity, though the picture definitely makes me feel very ill.

Toby Christensen
26th October 09, 12:01 AM
One of my lady friends ADORES it.

Should I get her this book?

Steve
26th October 09, 12:13 AM
One of my lady friends ADORES it.

Should I get her this book?

It seems you answered your own question.

JingMerchant!
26th October 09, 06:27 PM
I'm saving my money for 2 Girls 1 Cookbook.



The norwegian word for cake is 'kake', and well, we all know what 'bukkake' means, so maybe these ideas can be combined into a bu-cake.... Brandon...?

partyboy
26th October 09, 06:38 PM
the ABSOLUTE.WORST one (I f'ing gagged just reading it):


Then there's Man Made Oysters..."spoon the chilled fresh semen into each shell. Serve simply on ice with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper. Chef's note: a true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-aulterated semen flavor"

Harpy
26th October 09, 08:47 PM
Everytime you eat an oyster, you'll be thinking it's something else.

Arjuna, truly a horrific find.