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Spade: The Real Snake
24th October 09, 01:13 PM
Well, here's a self-confidence booster -- you're not short and fat, you're just highly evolved.

According to a study by Yale researchers, humans are still evolving, and women are evolving to become shorter and fatter. It is estimated that in 10 generations, women will be two centimeters shorter, weigh one kilogram (around 2.5 lbs.) more, and look back and wonder what kind of freakish monster Angelina Jolie was. ("What are these jeans called 'long' from the Gap?)

But we won't just be jolly little trolls, we'll also be healthier, with the study expecting women to have lower cholesterol and better heart health, start menopause later, and have more children earlier in life. The study observed over 2,000 medical histories from Framingham Heart Studies in Massachusetts. Shorter, heavier women have more children, who also grow up to be shorter and heavier.

Let's also not forget that in addition to shrinking downward while expanding outward, we'll all also have super-hot faces. Short, fat, healthy and hot. Totally awesome.

NOOOOOOOoooOOoooOOooOOOoooOOOOOooo.

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/10/22/woman-of-the-future-is-shorter-fatter/

My chidren's children's children's children's chrildren's children will be Hoggin (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hoggin)a slump-busters. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slump%20buster)

Ajamil
24th October 09, 01:20 PM
If we make it to space, we'll lengthen out again. I've heard breasts are getting larger in most places as well.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th October 09, 01:25 PM
If we make it to space, we'll lengthen out again. I've heard breasts are getting larger in most places as well.
JUST ON UR CHEST!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO)OLOLOLOL

Dark Helmet
24th October 09, 01:31 PM
If we make it to space, we'll lengthen out again. I've heard breasts are getting larger in most places as well.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'everywhere but England'. Nack! Nack! Nack!

EuropIan
24th October 09, 01:32 PM
NOW IS THE TIME OF HOBBIT FUCKING!!!

Shadow Warrior
24th October 09, 01:39 PM
I actually prefer short girls with meat on their bones so I for one approve *thumbs up*

Cullion
24th October 09, 01:41 PM
If we're talking about more Kim Kardassians, I approve.

Ajamil
24th October 09, 01:45 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 'everywhere but England'. Nack! Nack! Nack!
Actually, I was going to say "in England" since that's the study I heard of, but then I thought of Japan, and decided higher protein in the diet was a good factor and just went with "most" since most places are increasing their protein intake.

England is (http://findarticles.com/p/news-articles/daily-mail-london-england-the/mi_8002/is_1998_Dec_1/breasts/ai_n35958242/) doing it. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-494374/Why-ARE-womens-figures-getting-fuller.html)

Germany is doing it too. (http://www.zeenews.com/news567848.html) But one year is hardly a good survey, and they're getting taller as well.


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast1_800x446.jpg

That's hawt. Like screwing someone who's going back in time.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast2_800x442.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast3_800x463.jpg

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
24th October 09, 03:02 PM
i really, really don't believe this

Ajamil
24th October 09, 03:08 PM
All three lined up for a man is pretty incredible, I know.

Shawarma
24th October 09, 03:27 PM
As a sworn chubby-chaser, I approve of this piece of news. More curves, less media-induced anorexia, please.

Dark Helmet
24th October 09, 03:37 PM
Actually, I was going to say "in England" since that's the study I heard of, but then I thought of Japan, and decided higher protein in the diet was a good factor and just went with "most" since most places are increasing their protein intake.

May I refer you to exhibit fuck'n A.
http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1485066&postcount=1

Quikfeet509
24th October 09, 03:41 PM
Once again, the ethnocentrism of Western researchers rears its ugly head. The Framingham study is a bunch of east coast chicks in the US.



Hard to universalize that to the entire fucking world.

Kiko
24th October 09, 05:40 PM
Some of those sizes are REALLY difficult to find... Where do these women buy bras???

HappyOldGuy
24th October 09, 08:02 PM
Once again, the ethnocentrism of Western researchers rears its ugly head. The Framingham study is a bunch of east coast chicks in the US.



Hard to universalize that to the entire fucking world.
Agree that there are problems generalizing from such a narrow data set. But calling it ethnocentric is a load of shit. It's the most documented, measured, and studied cohort around, with easy access to a whole shitload of data going back 60 years. There is nothing like it anywhere else in the US for sure, and probably the world.

I wonder if there is a 4th generation of Haywood.

Dark Helmet
24th October 09, 08:06 PM
You hoping to see how hot the Great Grand-mother is?

Cullion
24th October 09, 08:10 PM
American coastal cities are pretty ethnically diverse. It's not like conducting this study in Reykjavik or a Burmese village.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
24th October 09, 08:14 PM
American coastal cities are pretty ethnically diverse.

Is there anywhere in Europe where I might find exceptionally good soul, Asian, South American, and Middle Eastern food in a reasonable radius from one another?

nihilist
24th October 09, 08:28 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast2_800x442.jpg

Jablowme.

Cullion
24th October 09, 08:55 PM
Is there anywhere in Europe where I might find exceptionally good soul, Asian, South American, and Middle Eastern food in a reasonable radius from one another?

I dunno about soul food but you'd find the rest in London, or even on a single street in Oxford.

Harpy
24th October 09, 10:26 PM
Snake - I read this article in New Scientist and I think it is a load of stupid.


I am not short! I measured myself against your wife!


P.S. - 32B

bob
24th October 09, 10:34 PM
P.S. - 32B

Pre- or Post-Op?

Harpy
24th October 09, 10:39 PM
Either way its more than your mosquito bites.

bob
24th October 09, 10:40 PM
:(

Harpy
24th October 09, 10:41 PM
^ not going to sympathise

Refuting evidence:

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/HA00432.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=0E1B2B7C079F2298EBCCA5C2DFFEE34B

Harpy
24th October 09, 10:43 PM
http://www.iofbonehealth.org/osteofound/cache/img/b4c246fb101a173bdae4d06946f05483/3_korean_ladies-251x229.jpg

Dark Helmet
24th October 09, 10:52 PM
P.S. - 32B
You should be proud. I need visual evidence.

Harpy
24th October 09, 11:04 PM
Which surgeon did yours?

DAYoung
24th October 09, 11:07 PM
32B

LIES!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Frau_Farbissina_APIMOM.jpg/225px-Frau_Farbissina_APIMOM.jpg

Harpy
24th October 09, 11:09 PM
Let's get back to the scheduled programming. Which family is the hottest?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast1_800x446.jpg


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast2_800x442.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast3_800x463.jpg

nihilist
24th October 09, 11:11 PM
The family on the right is the hottest.

nihilist
24th October 09, 11:15 PM
The least hottest would be your family.

Harpy
24th October 09, 11:18 PM
With your family as the runner-up :)

nihilist
24th October 09, 11:29 PM
The family on the right is the hottest.

With your family as the runner-up :)

Harpy
24th October 09, 11:43 PM
That was lame.

Anyway, for snake:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1440/750502043_a00dd084e9.jpg

nihilist
24th October 09, 11:46 PM
Lily, If that's you on the right there, I would totally use you for a late night booty-call.

Harpy
24th October 09, 11:49 PM
Be still oh beating heart!

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
24th October 09, 11:52 PM
I dunno about soul food but you'd find the rest in London, or even on a single street in Oxford.

soul food is most important, no deal

do you have mongolian and west african? dim sum?

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
24th October 09, 11:53 PM
at they very least will any place serve me good fried chicken and good waffles on one plate

nihilist
24th October 09, 11:56 PM
If you're ever in PDX, stop in to the Delta Cafe. Some of the best southern eats this side -o- the Missippi.

Quikfeet509
25th October 09, 12:11 AM
Agree that there are problems generalizing from such a narrow data set. But calling it ethnocentric is a load of shit. It's the most documented, measured, and studied cohort around, with easy access to a whole shitload of data going back 60 years. There is nothing like it anywhere else in the US for sure, and probably the world.

I wonder if there is a 4th generation of Haywood.


Universalizing a study about females in Massachusetts to the entire human fucking race is ethnocentrism, regardless of how much better it is than other studies.



Quit trying to argue with me when you should know better.

nihilist
25th October 09, 12:25 AM
Quit trying to argue with me when you should know better.

Go look at your sisters tits, then look at your grandmother's.


I think I've made my point.

Harpy
25th October 09, 12:27 AM
Franco - run along, Reese is busy with your mom

nihilist
25th October 09, 12:34 AM
I don't need any troll support Lulzy.

Harpy
25th October 09, 12:41 AM
http://www.mercia.biz/files/ph/youmakebunnycry.jpg

nihilist
25th October 09, 12:45 AM
Whatever. I was simply trying to distract and confuse Franco so that I could watch HOG work his magic but you've gone and blown my cover.

What does that do to your goddamn bunny, bitch?

Harpy
25th October 09, 12:51 AM
http://happybunny.orbitearthstores.com/images/AngerLarge.jpg

HappyOldGuy
25th October 09, 12:52 AM
The magic is gone.

Only reeses spectacular tits of the seventh generation can bring it back.

DAYoung
25th October 09, 12:58 AM
http://happybunny.orbitearthstores.com/images/AngerLarge.jpg

This is as convincing as your '32B' claim.

Harpy
25th October 09, 01:24 AM
I love 'Happy Bunny' (hint...my birthday is coming up and I need some new t-shirts):

http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/misc/img/10684_happy-bunny-about.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GBEU/MP0565~Happy-Bunny-Posters.jpg
http://img2.allposters.com/images/EPH/9039.jpg

nihilist
25th October 09, 01:33 AM
I never thought I'd miss toby's posts.

Spade: The Real Snake
25th October 09, 01:52 PM
P.S. - 42B

Lights Out
25th October 09, 02:00 PM
I love 'Happy Bunny' (hint...my birthday is coming up and I need some new t-shirts):

But they don't come in XXXL.

Spade: The Real Snake
25th October 09, 02:44 PM
They sell Happy Bunny Bedding (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=10825199&sourceid=1500000000000003260370&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=10825199).
I might be able to sew a couple of sheets together and fashion a shirt for you.

Lights Out
25th October 09, 02:54 PM
I might be able to sew a couple of sheets together and fashion a shirt for you.

Make sure they are the king size ones.

nihilist
25th October 09, 03:46 PM
I saw that lily thing at the beach wearing a thong.

It was totally in tents.

Quikfeet509
25th October 09, 03:55 PM
What just happened?

Ajamil
25th October 09, 05:54 PM
Anders got Lilai'd

Spade: The Real Snake
25th October 09, 08:36 PM
LULZY GOT ANDERS.

bob
25th October 09, 08:37 PM
Lucky bitch.

Spade: The Real Snake
25th October 09, 08:55 PM
Do you have hair like the pre-shorn Dagon?

If so, you might get lucky.

Harpy
26th October 09, 12:10 AM
bornsceptic would be a no-go for Anders. He's just not slutty enough.

bob
26th October 09, 02:55 AM
Just because I turned you down doesn't mean I don't put out.