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Steve
28th September 09, 04:51 PM
Yes, you heard right. You no longer have to view Sociicide as another faceless, or in this case, nameless internet geek with no real life friends! Now you can view Sociocide as an internet geek with no real life friends and POST ABOUT IT, YAY!!!

So if you really are desperate enough for attention and have been dreaming about having your own little slice of ridicule and shame (why should people like 3moose1 and Toby have all the fun?), now is the time to jump in the shallow end, head first (by that I mean register an account).

I'm only leaving this open until I get tired of banning the flood of spammers we're sure to get, so do it now and join the l33735t of the l337 forums on the interbutts.

Fuckin' n00bz...

bob
28th September 09, 04:52 PM
I don't know. It seems like so much commitment.

HappyOldGuy
28th September 09, 04:56 PM
:eek:

no wait

:cool:

err

:confused:

Spade: The Real Snake
28th September 09, 05:09 PM
I blame Dagon for this thread.

Harpy
28th September 09, 05:11 PM
GKR....Sociocide style.

EuropIan
28th September 09, 05:11 PM
What Steve means is: we totally want to "debate" with some Sieglinde apologetics

bob
28th September 09, 05:16 PM
I wonder how many of her friends call her "Seig Heil!" behind her back?

Ajamil
28th September 09, 05:16 PM
And yet only members are currently viewing this thread. And what do you mean registration is now open? It wasn't before? Did you have to pay for something other than supporting member?

Spade: The Real Snake
28th September 09, 05:17 PM
I wonder how many of her friends call her "Seig Heil!" behind her back?

Do we count Southwest Pilots in that number?

Harpy
28th September 09, 05:27 PM
It actually sounds creepy that 'Seig' likes 9 year olds.

Any of her friends want to defend that?

Steve
28th September 09, 05:35 PM
Actually, I just openned it up in oeder to give Kiko and Poop Loops something to do (spam patrol).

Also, say "hi" to our newest vict... Erm, members, Paul Yang and Kishi (just registered)!

EuropIan
28th September 09, 05:36 PM
Actually, I just openned it up in oeder to give Kiko and Poop Loops something to do (spam patrol).

ha ha, you think they'll actually do something.

bob
28th September 09, 05:37 PM
Maybe we should have an intro thread section.

HappyOldGuy
28th September 09, 05:37 PM
Actually, I just openned it up in oeder to give Kiko and Poop Loops something to do (spam patrol).

Also, say "hi" to our newest vict... Erm, members, Paul Yang and Kishi (just registered)!

Paul is obviously a viagra spambot.

Kishi could be something interesting, but I'm guessing "genuine rolex."

FickleFingerOfFate
28th September 09, 08:34 PM
Maybe we should have an intro thread section.


I volunteer to troll the n00bz!

Ajamil
28th September 09, 08:37 PM
I, for one, welcome any new people that don't have long-standing internet feuds to derail our threads. Then again, new people will make the number of repeat threads increase...hrmmmm...

Steve
28th September 09, 10:05 PM
So far we've had two real people join and 5 spammers. Well, I'm assuming the real people are, well, real.

Ajamil
28th September 09, 10:34 PM
How can you tell the spammers? I haven't seen any threads extolling the virtues of herbal penile supplements.

Steve
28th September 09, 11:54 PM
Registration details and classic behaviors (such as taking over 15 mins to register, etc).

A.D.D
29th September 09, 12:19 PM
I like the part about registering but not the part about posting.

KO'd N DOA
29th September 09, 02:00 PM
Okay, I'll sign up...its just, I have no idea on how to get one of those new fangeled avaters, or a supporting member tag. Or how to inbed youtube, or quote those links in clever words, instead of the actual long links.

Or to do the big threads with content.


Do you have a n00b manual...were I to join? And easy on the Hazing.

Steve
29th September 09, 02:39 PM
Do you have a n00b manual

*sigh*

I can't believe I have to say this over here on Sociocide... Seriously, I thought we had higher standards...

*ahem*

READ THE FUCKING STICKIES, DAMMIT!!





Oh, and I've hooked you up with your supporting membership tag (which there is a sticky about how to get over here in this very forum). Also, there is a sticky in the *gasp* video/mp3 forum that tells you how to embed videos from GoogleVideo and YouTube.

/steam coming out of ears

EuropIan
29th September 09, 02:41 PM
No one reads the stickies, ever.

Ajamil
29th September 09, 02:45 PM
Of course not, they're all sticky.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th September 09, 03:01 PM
I will be creating a sticky around not reading the stickies.

EuropIan
29th September 09, 03:04 PM
I will makes sure not to read it, thus rendering it useless

FickleFingerOfFate
29th September 09, 03:08 PM
Toby will soon post in it, thus rendering it sticky.

(like everything else he touches...)

Spade: The Real Snake
29th September 09, 04:46 PM
My sticky will be locked and will need to be read and clicked before proceeding to any other unlocked stickies.

nihilist
29th September 09, 04:49 PM
My sticky will be on all sides, thus making it impossible for you to escape without stepping in at least part of my sticky.

Spade: The Real Snake
29th September 09, 04:51 PM
We need a thread where the nubile young churchgoing 20 yr. old female friends of Dagon's soon-to-be ex post up n00dz.

Make it so, STEEV SOCIOCIDE STAPH.

nihilist
29th September 09, 05:03 PM
Can't we set our pr0n standards a bit higher?

EuropIan
29th September 09, 05:25 PM
Can't we set our pr0n standards a bit higher?
Young girls who want to be tainted in an effort to rebel against a non-existent father figure?


Would you prefer drug addicts?

nihilist
29th September 09, 05:30 PM
It depends on what you mean by "tainted".

FickleFingerOfFate
29th September 09, 06:26 PM
It depends on what you mean by "tainted".


He cant seem to find either hole,

ergo: taint-ed.

EuropIan
29th September 09, 06:28 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/ritters/theShocker.png

Harpy
29th September 09, 08:05 PM
Are there any nubile 20 year old church going boys out there? Plz register.

nihilist
29th September 09, 08:13 PM
:barf:

FickleFingerOfFate
29th September 09, 08:18 PM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/FickleFingerOfFate/alot-o-puke-dude-vomit-1460.jpg

Harpy
29th September 09, 08:27 PM
Something like this purple-bracelet wearer would be welcome:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dL1eDadnO8t2/340x.jpg

Ewww: (from 'that' Mormon calendar)
http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/EDITORIAL/exclusive_detail/200812/Mormon-Calendar-4.jpg

HappyOldGuy
29th September 09, 08:30 PM
The LDS will hook a sister up, but you do need to wear the uniform.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nkOiYNBuLFY/SRrvONtCrJI/AAAAAAAAAcU/OhXk56nkIT8/s400/garment.jpg

Spade: The Real Snake
29th September 09, 10:09 PM
Something like this purple-bracelet wearer would be welcome:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dL1eDadnO8t2/340x.jpg

Ewww: (from 'that' Mormon calendar)
http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/EDITORIAL/exclusive_detail/200812/Mormon-Calendar-4.jpg

LULZY needs a man with a strong testimony.

Harpy
29th September 09, 10:23 PM
Can you imagine corrupting one of those?

Spade: The Real Snake
29th September 09, 10:40 PM
Can you imagine corrupting one of those?
I couldn't corrupt them, they already look like faggots.

You on the other hand could grab them with your meaty paw, and lead them down the primrose strewn path of fat, sweaty sex with a hefty woman.

Steve
29th September 09, 10:41 PM
Can you imagine corrupting one of those?

You mean turning them gay by showing them your post history?

Yes, I can imagine that.

Harpy
29th September 09, 11:58 PM
hehe.

Anyway, can everyone just smell Steev's charisma? We've got ONE noob out of his efforts. Round of applause for our charming leader!!!!!!

nihilist
30th September 09, 12:10 AM
hehe.

Anyway, can everyone just smell Steev's charisma? We've got ONE noob out of his efforts. Round of applause for our charming leader!!!!!!

Ease your nose out of the rectal cavity there, fangirl.

Harpy
30th September 09, 12:11 AM
I was being sarcastic fagtoy.

nihilist
30th September 09, 12:12 AM
So was I, faghag.

nihilist
30th September 09, 12:13 AM
BTW, use a comma, lest you look even more like an imbecile.

HappyOldGuy
30th September 09, 12:34 AM
I'm just hoping we didn't break our new toy before steevmom even cleaned up the wrapping paper.

Harpy
30th September 09, 01:23 AM
BTW, use a comma, lest you look even more like an imbecile.

Look here you stupid mutt, trying to be a Grammar Nazi is not going change anything.

Steve
30th September 09, 01:45 AM
Grammar Nazi

Shouldn't be capitalized.

Harpy
30th September 09, 01:49 AM
This is SURE to increase new non-spammer members. Keep up the great work Steev.

nihilist
30th September 09, 01:55 AM
... trying to be a Grammar Nazi is not going change anything.
Are you still being sarcastic fagtoy or have you switched to one of your other lame "personalities"?

Harpy
30th September 09, 02:00 AM
Ummm, the tone just doesn't have your usual bite. Try again tomorrow when I might care.

nihilist
30th September 09, 02:03 AM
Sorry, tomorrow I won't care.

Steve
30th September 09, 02:06 AM
This is SURE to increase new non-spammer members. Keep up the great work Steev.

In your case, who said I was trying to keep members?

nihilist
30th September 09, 02:08 AM
IC3BRN

Ajamil
30th September 09, 10:52 AM
Are there any nubile 20 year old church going boys out there? Plz register.

Altar boys usually are younger than 20, Lily.


Can you imagine corrupting one of those?
I've known ex-Mormons. Worse than Catholics. Or better, depending on your point of view.

You know, I convinced a co-worker to check this site out. I'm reconsidering now - I'm worried about the looks I'll get at work Friday.

HappyOldGuy
30th September 09, 10:59 AM
You invited a coworker to view Lebel and Nob posts?

You really should have read title VII of the civil rights act.

FickleFingerOfFate
30th September 09, 11:04 AM
You invited a coworker to view Lebel and Nob posts?

You really should have read title VII of the civil rights act.


I'm pretty sure OSHA would classify this as toxic thought dumping.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th September 09, 11:27 AM
MOAR SECKSCHMUL HAIRYASSMINT!

Ajamil
30th September 09, 12:53 PM
Hey, they're the one who wanted to know what there is to do online. It was this or porn.


HAIRYASSMINT!
http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04/16/08/00/0004160800532_215X215.jpg

Norforms Feminine Suppositories: Feminine Deodorant Suppositories W/Fresh Flowers Scent


Not quite ass mints, but I'm sure they'd work in a pinch.

Spade: The Real Snake
30th September 09, 01:17 PM
Fail (http://www.mintyass.com/)

Ajamil
30th September 09, 01:43 PM
I'm kind of glad of my failure in this case. Though to be fair, I was looking for the fake commercial for Flatuscents: the scented suppository (now in vanilla, potpourri, and freshly sharpened pencil).

Kiko
30th September 09, 05:49 PM
... they'd work in a pinch.

http://up.metropol247.co.uk/Sput/thumbs/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.jpg