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Craigypooh
7th August 09, 02:30 PM
...and Britain has one less dick.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/greece/5984266/Hero-Greek-woman-sets-fire-to-drunken-Britons-genitals.html


A 26-year old Greek woman has become an overnight national hero after setting fire to the genitals of a 23-year old drunken Briton who allegedly tried to sexually assault her in a crowded bar.

The unidentified woman from the fiercely proud island of Crete won herself even more praise by doing the right legal thing turning herself over to police and the courts to be put on trial for what she claimed was her "right to self-defence".
She will face a magistrate on Friday to see if the case will go to court.

She is currently facing an investigating magistrate on charges of causing bodily injuries to the Briton and of endangering private property.

The Briton himself, whose name is expected to be released later, is currently in a private clinic in Heraklion, the capital of Crete island, being treated for second degree burns to his testicles and penis.

According to a police statement issued last night the incident occurred at a club in the notorious coastal resort of Malia, which is dominated by young Britons seeking all-night revelry.

It alleged the Briton took down his trousers and started waving his genitals at a number of girls. He then specifically "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.

After asking him to stop harassing her, the police said, she poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals (an Italian brand type of Greek ouzo or French Pernod drink).

This again allegedly failed to stop his advances, so the woman seized a lighter and set fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals, local press reports said.

The charges were levelled after reports claimed that the assailant's genitals suffered considerable damage, requiring that he remain in a private clinic in Malia. Travel operator sources at Malia said his treatment is being covered by his travel insurance. The name of the clinic is not being disclosed and is under discreet police guard, police sources said.

However, the magistrate and prosecutor also unanimously agreed to set the woman free pending trial, an indication that they accepted her argument that she "acted in justified self-defence".

A small crowd of bystanders outside the Heraklion hospital applauded and shouted "bravo, bravo", as she was rushed away under police escort.
Legal counsel for the woman said that at Friday's hearing the court may either issue an immediate verdict or else might postpone for a future date. This will depend on reported plans by the woman's lawyers to also take legal action against the Briton, as soon as he recovers.

Authorities on the island still refuse to release the names of the Briton and the now nationally famous but still unidentified Greek woman, on the grounds that they are bound by the Personal Data Protection law and the particular sensitivity of the case.

Young British men and women on holiday in Greece and Spain are universally hated, because of their drunken obnoxious behaviour.

Perhaps now some of them will think twice before waving their genitals around.

Hopefully this particular idiot is no longer able to breed.

Truculent Sheep
7th August 09, 02:32 PM
God, this story made me happy. She probably screamed 'THIS IS MINOOOSSSSSS!!!' as she flamed the chav's meat and two veg.

Craigypooh
7th August 09, 03:05 PM
Here's an article which names both hero and villain:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/08/07/brit-tourist-s-privates-doused-in-sambuca-and-torched-after-alleged-groping-115875-21578962/

Crispy fried dick:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2009/0/5/stuart-feltham-pic-swns-image-1-655113157.jpg

Ajamil
7th August 09, 03:14 PM
Coach, why does it burn when I pee?

elipson
7th August 09, 05:09 PM
Young British men and women on holiday in Greece and Spain are universally hated, because of their drunken obnoxious behaviour.

Fucken rights to that! The most obnoxious assholes in Barcelona were ALWAYS british.

MSphinx
7th August 09, 06:37 PM
Why do Brits always complain about foreigners taking over their country, then go abroad and act like assholes?

OZZ
7th August 09, 06:56 PM
Here's an article which names both hero and villain:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/08/07/brit-tourist-s-privates-doused-in-sambuca-and-torched-after-alleged-groping-115875-21578962/

Crispy fried dick:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2009/0/5/stuart-feltham-pic-swns-image-1-655113157.jpg

This is the idiot who was waving his cock around and got it set on fire by an angry Greek woman?
Lol ,he looks like a twit..I hope he learned his lesson.

Ajamil
8th August 09, 12:09 AM
I can start em, too!

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
8th August 09, 12:23 AM
the fuck is up with his tie knot
dude's perfectly rectangular face reminds me of that military cliche

jvjim
8th August 09, 12:28 AM
sumbobi call 911, showty fire buring on ya ball sack, ohohoh!

Craigypooh
8th August 09, 02:43 AM
Just read a bit further down the second story. They've now interviewed his mummy and she thinks her son is a good boy and is sure he did nothing wrong.

LOL - there's the problem. The woman needs to understand her perfect little boy may actually be an obnoxious drunk. I suspect she has simply accepted her son's automatic line of "It wasn't me, I didn't do nothing!" for his entire life.

Cullion
8th August 09, 06:37 AM
Why do Brits always complain about foreigners taking over their country

How many British posters here have you heard do that?


then go abroad and act like assholes?

Because our educational system has undergone serious cultural degeneration.

Kiko
8th August 09, 06:37 AM
What an interesting use for Sambucca! Now all the ladies have to do is order one on the side....

http://www.puma-trainers.com/images/sambuca.jpg

Ajamil
8th August 09, 08:17 AM
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MSphinx
8th August 09, 10:59 AM
How many British posters here have you heard do that?



Because our educational system has undergone serious cultural degeneration.

I don't see it here sure enough. I got this impression by observation, just from banter in pubs and clubs. Conversations that turn to Pakistani and Polish workers get you some messed up opinions.

Dagon Akujin
8th August 09, 03:06 PM
jkJqjwrjZU4



Sociocide - Popping culture in it's stupid face Message:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Arjuna again.


Condorman was my favorite fcuking moving growing up! I used to watch it just about every weekend. Fletch was up there too.

Shawarma
9th August 09, 05:52 AM
Your average Brit is not particularily xenophobic or racist, actually. It's one of the nicer aspects of British mentality.

Cullion
9th August 09, 06:00 AM
The reason you see British people acting like that abroad is because that's how those people behave in the UK.

Craigypooh
9th August 09, 07:23 AM
They're worse when they're on holiday.

Club 18-30 started it all.

Lebell
10th August 09, 07:54 AM
if on holiday i always make sure to go where the brits go, compared to them im a perfect gentleman and get lots of pussy.

i love english dudes!

well not that way ofcourse.

Cullion
10th August 09, 07:58 AM
Imagine what kind of cultural degeneration it takes for Lebell's comment to be true.

And it is true.

The odd thing is, whenever you talk to british people, they understand exactly what you're talking about but it's not them who does stuff like this.

Lebell
10th August 09, 08:19 AM
british have a lot of frustration and agression within them, its their fucking society.

ive had the weirdest fights with english dudes about nothing.
they just pick one.

SFGOON
10th August 09, 08:21 AM
the fuck is up with his tie knot
dude's perfectly rectangular face reminds me of that military cliche

It's the world's shittiest four-in-hand with a non-tapered tie.

Wot wot wot wot.

TheMightyMcClaw
11th August 09, 05:02 PM
Based on my previous interactions with Greek women, her course of action doesn't particularly surprise me.

resolve
11th August 09, 05:20 PM
And here I thought everyone knew about Greek Fire by now...

EuropIan
11th August 09, 05:24 PM
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Kiko
11th August 09, 05:27 PM
Based on my previous interactions with Greek women, her course of action doesn't particularly surprise me.

Please tell us you didn't take off your chain mail, too.

Truculent Sheep
11th August 09, 05:35 PM
Greek women are a particularly fearsome breed - they have the force of personality needed to part the red sea or tell a Spartan man he's not getting any for a decade because the Peloponnesian War didn't go well. I was once ordered out of the way by a 5' Greek bird at a Dimmu Borgir concert. I complied immediately.

Ajamil
11th August 09, 11:40 PM
So they're Europe's Cuba?

resolve
11th August 09, 11:41 PM
That's actually a very apt comparison!