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f4n4n
7th July 09, 12:01 AM
I know this is Nom Nom but since I am competitive, here are two pics of salads that I
http://www.f4n4n.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/uploads/img_0086.jpg
and my gf made.
http://www.f4n4n.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/uploads/img_0186.jpg

Show me what you can do and post recipes...

For my salad:
One head of lettuce, a red bell pepper, a small can of corn, three tomatoes, a cucumber, 5 big slices of ham, 5 big slices of cheese.
For the dressing, olive oil, some fruit jam, a little of honey, diced peanuts, a little bit of parsley.

My gf salad:
a head of rucula, a bit of buffalo mozzarella, party tomatoes, regular tomatoes,a glass of dried tomatoes in olive oil, chestnuts with italian coating.
Dressing is pretty much like mine but with more honey, less jelly, some chopped up chestnuts, a bit of cinnamon and a mild curry.

jubei33
7th July 09, 07:57 AM
so you like tossed salads, huh?

partyboy
7th July 09, 08:11 AM
I know his gf does...

f4n4n
7th July 09, 09:53 AM
That is all you can come up with? Oh what a let down.

partyboy
7th July 09, 10:46 AM
was that what she told you f4n4n? awww...

f4n4n
7th July 09, 10:55 AM
Yeah she said something along those lines until I went to her house and cooked a nice 3 course meal...

Dude seriously, try harder, make me laugh, don't be generic.

partyboy
7th July 09, 11:03 AM
well how about...

RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!!!


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Steve
7th July 09, 12:55 PM
You know, for being a shitty photographer you actually made those salads look appetizing. Nice job.

JingMerchant!
7th July 09, 01:08 PM
I've been getting into salad lately....

I have nothing else to offer really, I just wanted to subscribe to this thread.

So, er, good job dude...!

EuropIan
7th July 09, 02:37 PM
first salad is lame.

second salad is a nice variation of the italian flag salad

Harpy
7th July 09, 06:17 PM
Both salads look good f4n4n. I don't know why Steve thinks you're a 'shitty photographer' because he hasn't exactly shown us any of his photography.

Keep on keeping on.

Steve
7th July 09, 06:39 PM
I like to give f4n4n a hard time to counter his gigantic ego. That being said, "shitty" might have been a bit harsh...

More like mediocre.

Cullion
7th July 09, 06:41 PM
The salads look great, but I don't know if I could handle the sweetness of the dressings. I probably swap the fruit jam for herbs or mustard.

Spade: The Real Snake
7th July 09, 06:56 PM
Is that jelly or syrup, can't tell.

Harpy
7th July 09, 07:18 PM
Christ, I didn't realise there was meat in your salad f4n4n. Take out the ham, honey, jam for me please.

f4n4n
7th July 09, 07:21 PM
The salads look great, but I don't know if I could handle the sweetness of the dressings. I probably swap the fruit jam for herbs or mustard.It sounds like the dressing is sweet but the thing is it is all about contrast. While you taste a little of sweetness, you have the olive oil that you notice first and after the sweetness has gone after two seconds. Plus you don't pour tons of dressing over it, dressing is just a highlight in the salad, it should never dominate it.

@steve it may sounds like I have a huge ego and I don't say I this is not the case but here is the thing, I know that the things I do etc. are a result of me being lucky. As I said in other threads, stuff just happens to me and all I do is ride the wave out.

Dark Helmet
7th July 09, 08:27 PM
f4n4n's salads brings the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
the way i wind,
i think its time

la la-la la la,
warm it up.
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting

f4n4n's salads brings the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these boys,
it can't be bought,
just know, thieves get caught,
watch if your smart,

la la-la la la,
warm it up,
la la-la la la,
the boys are waiting,

f4n4n's salads brings the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

Once you get involved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your charm,
same time maintain your halo,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your scent,

lala-lalala,
warm it up,
lala-lalala,
the boys are waiting,

f4n4n's salads brings the boys to the yard,
and there like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge.

Harpy
7th July 09, 09:35 PM
^ severely disappointed at your lack of originality (I thought you were better than just changing ONE line in a song)

Dark Helmet
7th July 09, 09:55 PM
I'm a shoot at the hip. Too fast for even myself or to create witty banter



Take out the ham, honey, jam for me please.
Oh! You're such a tease. Where else on you would you like f4n4n to jam his ham?

Harpy
7th July 09, 10:15 PM
I'm a shoot at the hip. Too fast for even myself or to create witty banter?
Premature articulater.



Oh! You're such a tease. Where else on you would you like f4n4n to jam his ham
I leave it to your imagination.

f4n4n
7th July 09, 10:38 PM
This thread was about salads, so tell me your favorit one, if you want with dressing...
I will also start to talk about my mild chicken curry, which is a nice twist for some and an old hat for others but I will do... give me your recipies people!

partyboy
8th July 09, 12:51 AM
which is a nice twist for some and an old hat for others but I will do... give me your nipples people!

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resolve
9th July 09, 08:01 PM
My nipples explode with delight.

Neildo
19th July 09, 09:10 PM
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Ajamil
19th July 09, 09:50 PM
I bet these things are really funny. Too bad the posts are off screen and I have no horizontal scroll.