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Dagon Akujin
21st May 09, 04:54 PM
Where else but the San Francisco Weekly (http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2009/05/masturbate-a-thon_champion_spe.php)


Masturbate-A-Thon 2009 Champion Masanobu J. Sato Speaks


Well, it's been a week since Masanobu Sato blew away his own masturbating world record at the 9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, held by the Center for Sex & Culture last Saturday. This guy was a pro, bringing an arsenal of masturbating aids from the Japanese sex product company he works for.

Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes, but this time he held on til 9 hours and 58 minutes. He's now back in Japan and exhausted, but was nice enough to answer some of our questions about his victory by e-mail. Behold the master.

The Snitch: What was the secret to you going for nearly 10 hours?

Masanobu J. Sato : "My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won the 1st prize last year. I swam twice a week, and gained about 5 kgs in muscle.That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each TENGA gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without those variety sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time, which would paralyze my dick in the end. I use as many as 10 different TENGAs so that my dick avoids being paralyzed."

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/assets_c/2009/05/sato-thumb-300x364-thumb-270x327.jpg

Was there any point you felt you couldn't go on? How did you get through those moments?

"Yes. Twice I felt I couldn't go on. I took great advantage of Japanese pornos as I prepared. Also I imagined many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc...that I can't let them down."

Were you exhausted afterward?

"Definitely. I was so exhausted that I couldn't get up on time next day when I was supposed to go to airport to go back to Japan. Luckily, I didn't miss the flight though."


Did you ever have an orgasm?

"Yes. I've come once in a halfway round. I continued masturbating without taking any rest or becoming flaccid then."

Could you have gone longer?

"This time, that was my limit actually. I hope I can go over 10 hours or longer next time I challenge."

You're now going to the world competition in Copenhagen? When is that?

"I thought I would go to Copenhagen, but now I'm not sure about it as it's a bit too much to do marathon twice a month. I think it's a good idea to compete with the champions of other countries, like Copenhagen, London, Portland at San Francisco."

What does your family think of this achievement? Are they aware you are the world masturbating champion?

"Of course they know about the fact. They feel proud of me since last year's my victory, I think. They were really glad and happy to hear when I reported them I could defend championship and what's more I could blow away my own world record by 25 minutes. I'm very happy that my family understands me well. Ordinary families in Japan don't do so. I wonder how US families are like...."




Pictures (one of the keys to victory is to be surrounded by girls like these): http://sfweekly.com/slideshow/view/8331293


So, MJS, how did you get involved in a sport like this?

Steve
21st May 09, 04:59 PM
Oh, this so goes on the front page.

EuropIan
21st May 09, 05:00 PM
DAT MOTHAFUCKA CHEATED ME OF 1ST PLACE!

Dagon Akujin
21st May 09, 05:04 PM
http://media.sfweekly.com/the-9th-annual-masturbate-a-thon-nsfw.3342931.36.jpg

^^^^^^^^^^^Cy Q. Faunce thinks up new riddles while at the event.

Kiko
21st May 09, 05:20 PM
I thought it was gonna be archery.... um.. I'll leave now.

Harpy
21st May 09, 05:28 PM
LOL...this is hilarious. His 'dick doesn't get paralysed'?!

Ian G.R. - looks like you're going to have stiff competition at the Copenhagen Worlds.

Steve
21st May 09, 05:29 PM
Any female competitors?

theotherserge
21st May 09, 05:36 PM
9th Annual Masturbate-a-thon, held by the Center for Sex & Culture

*facepalm*

this once was a town responsible for defending our part of the Pacific coast...

Fearless Ukemi
21st May 09, 05:38 PM
I don't understand. What are the rules? Are you done when you blow your load or are you done when you decide to quit?

And why would anyone want to participate in such a silly thing anyways?

Harpy
21st May 09, 05:38 PM
Any female competitors?

Your mom.

(this is for the fat jokes)

Fearless Ukemi
21st May 09, 05:39 PM
^Nice

Harpy
21st May 09, 05:41 PM
I don't understand. What are the rules? Are you done when you blow your load or are you done when you decide to quit?

And why would anyone want to participate in such a silly thing anyways?

I think the rule is just to masturbate non-stop. Masanobu did mention that he came once (in 10 hours?!) so obviously that has nothing to do with winning/losing.

Fearless Ukemi
21st May 09, 05:43 PM
I think my hands would fail way before my penis. Unless they let you switch hands.

Harpy
21st May 09, 05:47 PM
That's part of the pre-training for competition. You'd have to have good stamina, focus, know how to keep your circulation going, not be desensitised by your own touch and also probably put together a set of aids (visuals, toys) to complement your hands and imagination.

Steve
21st May 09, 05:49 PM
Your mom.

(this is for the fat jokes)

?

Sure It'd be a little weird, but I would be very proud if my mom won such an event.

Think of the awrarness it would bring for Parkinson's disease? That could be the push we need to really get the public concerned about finding a cure.

EuropIan
21st May 09, 06:00 PM
Lily knows alot about masturbating for long periods of time.

Harpy
21st May 09, 07:01 PM
?

Sure It'd be a little weird, but I would be very proud if my mom won such an event.

Think of the awrarness it would bring for Parkinson's disease? That could be the push we need to really get the public concerned about finding a cure.

You know what Steve, I'd be really proud too and if you ever get involved raising awareness about Parkinson's disease, shoot me a PM. I'd like to help out.

:)

MrBadGuy
21st May 09, 07:41 PM
Hey, you know what, I could lend a hand to steve as well.


KEKEKEK GET IT HAND CAUSE ITS MASTURBATING.

WarPhalange
21st May 09, 09:15 PM
I wonder who got stuck with cleaning up the place afterwards.

Steve
21st May 09, 09:19 PM
Maybe they brought in some "celebrity" help:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/forstevee/800px-shamwow_ad.jpg

WarPhalange
21st May 09, 09:23 PM
Meh, I like Maddox's version of Banana Assault better.

MEGA JESUS-SAMA
21st May 09, 11:04 PM
I didn't know that lasting for ten hours could be considered an insult.

WarPhalange
22nd May 09, 12:18 AM
If you can't get to the finish line, that's kind of insulting to your partner, as it's basically them carrying you there. Or something. Look, it means they are either fuck ugly or smell like ass, okay? Most people find both of those to be bad things.

Steve
22nd May 09, 12:20 AM
Sting would totally kick all their asses, I'm really not that impressed.

WarPhalange
22nd May 09, 12:23 AM
That's a myth, Steve. He even admitted it himself. Take your hand out of your pants.

Steve
22nd May 09, 12:27 AM
No. I'm in training.

Shawarma
22nd May 09, 11:54 AM
I don't understand. What are the rules? Are you done when you blow your load or are you done when you decide to quit?

And why would anyone want to participate in such a silly thing anyways?
Dude, Japan.

Toby Christensen
22nd May 09, 11:38 PM
Damn it.

My record is four.

I won't be able to be the "total wanker" my stepfather once accused me of being.

*tries to commit seppuku using promotional tool stylus shaped like a katana*

f4n4n
23rd May 09, 12:06 AM
*tries to commit seppuku using promotional tool stylus shaped like a katana*
*hopes that you succeed

Harpy
23rd May 09, 12:27 AM
Oh my god, Steve...how about we have a 'Sociocide Beatoff' on PsychoAnal day in August?!

Am I a creating genius or what?

Steve
23rd May 09, 12:33 AM
Become a supporting member and I promise to maybe think about you masturbating.

Toby Christensen
23rd May 09, 12:36 AM
*hopes that you succeed

On second thoughts,

You're more of a wanker than I could ever be.

*Apes another Japanese custom by bowing stiffly*