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Robot Jesus
2nd May 09, 06:55 PM
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/StarbucksCreamLiqueur.jpg


got a bottle of it from my parents when they decided they weren't going to drink it.

I think I might spike it with vodka and call it a white russian, any other suggestions?

partyboy
2nd May 09, 07:37 PM
vodka plus heavy cream... then you'd have a real white russian

have you tried it with johnny walker?

Steve
2nd May 09, 07:53 PM
This is the most stupid question ever.

Neildo
2nd May 09, 09:03 PM
does that stuff have alcohol in it? i'd get some brandy or some grand marnier or something.

nihilist
2nd May 09, 10:08 PM
Use it to knock out someone who is carrying some real booze.

Robot Jesus
2nd May 09, 11:20 PM
does that stuff have alcohol in it? i'd get some brandy or some grand marnier or something.


It's 15% by volume.


one thing interesting is that It's not a glass bottle, It's metal.

with the right explosive this could be the most dangerous container I've ever owned.

Robot Jesus
3rd May 09, 03:23 AM
I think I might spike it with vodka and call it a white russian, any other suggestions?


This was a bad Idea

Neildo
3rd May 09, 03:44 AM
bring it to work, spike everyones coffee. you'll be the most popular ex-employee in no time.

sochin101
3rd May 09, 06:23 AM
any other suggestions?
Yeah, learn how to knit.

socratic
3rd May 09, 07:28 AM
Drink it.

:O

Kiko
3rd May 09, 07:56 AM
Use it in coffee, pour it over ice cream.

For the love of GOD, do not put it near Johnny Walker or anything that passes for respectable whiskey!

jnp
3rd May 09, 12:15 PM
This is the most stupid question ever.
He's right. Everyone knows that overly sweet liqueurs' sole purpose on this earth is to get easy girls drunk in order to take advantage of them.

partyboy
3rd May 09, 12:18 PM
He's right. Everyone knows that overly sweet liqueurs' sole purpose on this earth is to get easy girls drunk in order to take advantage of them.

use it on this girl -

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2898192360_d873decf98.jpg

nihilist
3rd May 09, 12:22 PM
Use your avatar on her right now. She's obviously headin' right for it.

3moose1
3rd May 09, 12:37 PM
This was a bad Idea

elaborate plz

Robot Jesus
3rd May 09, 03:16 PM
it tasted like gritty ass.

FickleFingerOfFate
3rd May 09, 08:47 PM
^^ This is a frame of reference that I'm glad I lack.

3moose1
3rd May 09, 10:35 PM
It has cream in it, right?

Mix it with lime juice! It'll taste fantastic!

sochin101
4th May 09, 01:25 AM
Use it as a sex toy and eff moose in the ass. A lot.

Kiko
4th May 09, 10:38 AM
^^ This is a frame of reference that I'm glad I lack.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this.

Spade: The Real Snake
4th May 09, 11:33 AM
Molotov Cocktail<?>

socratic
4th May 09, 09:38 PM
Drink it

FickleFingerOfFate
4th May 09, 09:41 PM
Flush it.


No self-respecting booze hound would touch that crap.
It makes Baileys look manly by comparison.

Neildo
4th May 09, 09:57 PM
Molotov Cocktail<?>

only if you used the bottle. the crap liquid inside doesn't have enough alcohol to ignite.

leave it out in the sun for a few months and use it for some revenge scheme later on.

Harpy
4th May 09, 10:14 PM
self-respecting booze hound


This doesn't compute...

Neildo
4th May 09, 10:19 PM
like tony stark. serious alcoholic but has just enough class to get black label instead of jack daniels.

Robot Jesus
5th May 09, 02:36 AM
experiment two, melt some chocolate in that bitch.

Steve
5th May 09, 02:51 AM
Goodnight.

EuropIan
5th May 09, 04:26 AM
just use it to spike your coffee ferchristsakes.

Harpy
5th May 09, 04:29 AM
We need a Liquor Master to educate the filthy masses and convert the tee-totallers.

Robot Jesus
5th May 09, 04:46 AM
just use it to spike your coffee ferchristsakes.


that is one of the many uses of Irish whiskey.


this shit is 15%, if I cut it with a significant about of anything non alcoholic it dips into the "why am I even drinking this " horizon.

EuropIan
5th May 09, 05:07 AM
sometimes alcohol is a flavour, not a stimulant.

Robot Jesus
5th May 09, 04:03 PM
you are correct, thats why it's a "why am I even drinking this" horizon


for something to be potable it must be either tasty or alcoholic in a sufficient ratio.

most beverages don't need alcohol as they are above the horizon, but if something tastes nasty it must have a certain % of alcohol to be worth choking down.

a sickly sweet creamy liqueur is almost worth choking down at 15% if I can improve either the alcohol content or the flavour. attempts to improve the alcohol content proved disastrous to flavour, so now I'm attempting to improve taste.