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Doritosaurus Chex
24th April 09, 02:57 PM
Hooray for another cop thread. What that makes this funny is that the person getting tasered is naked. Before he was naked, he was dressed as a wizard. I don't care which side of the argument you're on, I find it pretty funny. Obviously, this was a frost wizard the cops were dealing with here.

Link contains the nsfw vid: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html

partyboy
24th April 09, 03:00 PM
I saw this this morning...

I feel sorry for that man, but not for the fact that he got tased... I'm sorry because the entire world got to see his tiny penis

Phrost
24th April 09, 03:06 PM
He was given plenty of opportunities to comply. Justifiable tasering.

CoffeeFan
24th April 09, 03:16 PM
Agreed, they gave him plenty of opportunities to put on his robe and be done with it. Then he started to resist and got zapped, which the crowd really didn't like (apparently they like naked wizards where ever they were).

Also, that man had his tiny penis videotaped by everyone there and put on the net. Sucks for him.

partyboy
24th April 09, 03:20 PM
"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

Spade: The Real Snake
24th April 09, 03:21 PM
This needs to be a spectator event at Phish and Dave Matthews Band shows.

Kiko
24th April 09, 03:22 PM
Poor Bloodninja!

jubei33
24th April 09, 03:29 PM
Agreed, they gave him plenty of opportunities to put on his robe and be done with it. Then he started to resist and got zapped, which the crowd really didn't like (apparently they like naked wizards where ever they were).

Also, that man had his tiny penis videotaped by everyone there and put on the net. Sucks for him.

Nah, they were annoyed with him as well. Wait until (or earlier in the video) he felt so much love for everyone and just wanted to give it back. Funny as might be to laugh at someone when they're at their lowest, these guys aren't as harmless as they seem.

I felt bad for the cops and to every douche in that crowd with the "the whole world is watching" rhetoric: I say good, because now you can enjoy your rock concert and leave without being cummed on.

jubei33
24th April 09, 03:35 PM
Maybe that guy should file a complaint in the "Small Claims Court." Heyoooo!!


I think the police were just embarrassed for him and wanted to get him out of public view - He obviously had NO weapon to speak of! LOLOL

OOOoooo! zing

maybe that's what they meant by the whole world is watching. O nature. do wrong to none my ass.

Toby Christensen
24th April 09, 03:40 PM
So, the coppers cast "lightning bolt" and the wizard didn't? What kind of wizard is he?

Spade: The Real Snake
24th April 09, 03:42 PM
So, the coppers cast "lightning bolt" and the wizard didn't? What kind of wizard is he?

A SMALLchemist


:rimshot:

mrm1775
24th April 09, 04:09 PM
Hooray for another cop thread. What that makes this funny is that the person getting tasered is naked. Before he was naked, he was dressed as a wizard. I don't care which side of the argument you're on, I find it pretty funny. Obviously, this was a frost wizard the cops were dealing with here.

Link contains the nsfw vid: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.htmlThe reader comments on Huffington Post make my skin crawl. Degenerate hippie bastards.

Doritosaurus Chex
24th April 09, 04:22 PM
The reader comments on Huffington Post make my skin crawl. Degenerate hippie bastards.

Don't worry. You can get all those reader comments here soon enough once kracker makes an appearance. In the mean time, let's all make comments about the frost wizard and his shrunken wand.

Spade: The Real Snake
24th April 09, 05:00 PM
Don't you mean BARELY Potter?

THUMBledore?

Ron TEENSLY?

Toby Christensen
24th April 09, 07:46 PM
I'm just curious:

The "Frost Wizard" had NO weapons and was quite weak and fat. I was picturing some wiry vicious fucker springing at an officer and HAVING to be zapped as he tore the unfortunate fella's face off like a toddler with present paper.

They had him armlocked, their batons are not so much batons as out-and-out clubs, surely rolling him over in a leglock, putting on his cuffs and FORCIBLY dressing him would work?

Harpy
24th April 09, 08:18 PM
*waiting for Kracker*

Doritosaurus Chex
24th April 09, 10:29 PM
I also love how some people in the comments section of the article defend the guy by stating that "he's a grower, not a shower."

Phrost
24th April 09, 11:45 PM
I'm just curious:

The "Frost Wizard" had NO weapons and was quite weak and fat. I was picturing some wiry vicious fucker springing at an officer and HAVING to be zapped as he tore the unfortunate fella's face off like a toddler with present paper.

They had him armlocked, their batons are not so much batons as out-and-out clubs, surely rolling him over in a leglock, putting on his cuffs and FORCIBLY dressing him would work?

You tell me what the point of forcibly dressing a full grown man who wants to be undressed is.

Do you really think that once they put clothes on the guy, he'll come to his senses and stop jingling his junk at random people?

Spade: The Real Snake
25th April 09, 12:14 AM
You tell me what the point of forcibly dressing a full grown man who wants to be undressed is.

Do you really think that once they put clothes on the guy, he'll come to his senses and stop jingling his junk at random people?

He is speaking from the voice of experience as Toby is forcibly dressed on a daily basis.

Toby Christensen
25th April 09, 02:35 AM
You tell me what the point of forcibly dressing a full grown man who wants to be undressed is.

Do you really think that once they put clothes on the guy, he'll come to his senses and stop jingling his junk at random people?

AFTER he's handcuffed and has the robes put on him, what choice does he have?
Was it necessary to Taser an unarmed man?

Steve
25th April 09, 02:45 AM
You can't put robes on a handcuffed man (unless you treat the robes like a blanket), just think about it.

Also, would you rather they beat him? Tasering is a rather humane way of subduing a resisting person, they are quite fine just a few minutes later.

Kiko
25th April 09, 06:04 AM
They could have put a Depends on him with duct tape...

SFGOON
25th April 09, 01:45 PM
The use of force there was justified. He was refusing to obey an order to stop breaking the law.

That being said, those officers could have done a much better job of kicking his ass more quickly, causing much less of a scene. It should have been a faceplant followed by a high risk cuffing, thus ending the invasion of the micropenis.

The taser could have been used better. Had the officer stood further back when he deployed it, or use the "rocker" technique when that one electrode came unattached, he could have made fat micropenis all stiff and unable to move.

An OC stream might have been a better way to go. Much less dramatic.

Tasing, while effective, is an ugly thing for the public to witness.

Also, LOL at all those anachrosocialists who did nothing while one of their nudist Wizard brethren was brutally sexually assaulted by a homosexual cabal of dirty cops in broad daylight.

BAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kein Haar
25th April 09, 02:27 PM
You know, that's true. For as much as the anarcho-this-and-thats outnumbered the man, they sure didn't do much.

SFGOON
25th April 09, 02:31 PM
They couldn't even get a decent chant going.

Antifa
25th April 09, 03:03 PM
You know, that's true. For as much as the anarcho-this-and-thats outnumbered the man, they sure didn't do much.

I didnt see any anarcho this is or thats... just a bunch of hippies... I know you are color blind at that distance... but...

yeah... dont feel sorry for that guy at all. They should have charged him with false advertisement

Toby Christensen
25th April 09, 07:46 PM
The use of force there was justified. He was refusing to obey an order to stop breaking the law.

That being said, those officers could have done a much better job of kicking his ass more quickly, causing much less of a scene. It should have been a faceplant followed by a high risk cuffing, thus ending the invasion of the micropenis.

The taser could have been used better. Had the officer stood further back when he deployed it, or use the "rocker" technique when that one electrode came unattached, he could have made fat micropenis all stiff and unable to move.

An OC stream might have been a better way to go. Much less dramatic.

Tasing, while effective, is an ugly thing for the public to witness.

Also, LOL at all those anachrosocialists who did nothing while one of their nudist Wizard brethren was brutally sexually assaulted by a homosexual cabal of dirty cops in broad daylight.

BAAAAAAAAAAA!

SFGOON put it better. Why not trip him or throw him then forcibly cuff him and lash a belt around the now helpless target, FORCING him to wear his robe, while they chucked him in their vehicle?

Also people at festival= biggest concentration of false hippies since my weirdo neighbours.

Doritosaurus Chex
26th April 09, 11:48 AM
It's because they're cops and not the wizard's mother. That's why they take him to jail for breaking the law, not cover him up because he's embarassing his family.


What about the knee drop to the ribs? KH, Goon, any comments on that?

rw4th
27th April 09, 08:56 AM
SFGOON put it better. Why not trip him or throw him then forcibly cuff him and lash a belt around the now helpless target, FORCING him to wear his robe, while they chucked him in their vehicle?

Also people at festival= biggest concentration of false hippies since my weirdo neighbours.

They tried bring him down and restrain him without hurting him too much, the guy just kept fighting back. From that point on it was either a taser or a wood shower.

rw4th
27th April 09, 08:57 AM
What about the knee drop to the ribs? KH, Goon, any comments on that?

Seems to me he was trying to get a "knee on stomach" type of position and was too out of shape to control his descent.

Kein Haar
27th April 09, 10:24 AM
I didnt see any anarcho this is or thats... just a bunch of hippies... I know you are color blind at that distance... but...

yeah... dont feel sorry for that guy at all. They should have charged him with false advertisement

Now you listen here, penis-breath, I saw anarcho-whooza-whatsit.

COMPLY!

Stick
27th April 09, 10:46 AM
That's is one of the most embarassing displays of penis in public in the history of the internets.

Wow, just.... wow.

I mean, that thing was like a mouse nub on a laptop- a clit controller..... a clit.

Madgrenade
27th April 09, 12:48 PM
Fuck you Police apologists. Three burly blokes cant arrest one passive agressive douchebag should be ashamed of themselves. Naked wizard is a hardnut. Bloated Police suck lots o doughnut.

Kein Haar
27th April 09, 01:17 PM
Yeah!

Antifa
27th April 09, 03:58 PM
Now you listen here, penis-breath, I saw anarcho-whooza-whatsit.

COMPLY!

*Puts jail house lawyer outfit on*

Okay officer Haar, when you exited the vehicle, how many anarcho--whatsits did you see? What is an anarcho whatsit?

How did you identify these people as anarcho whatsits?

Toby Christensen
27th April 09, 05:35 PM
A chokehold (RNC) to knock the fight out of him followed by a handcuffing.
I KNOW he was physically and otherwise repellent, but they WERE wearing disposable gloves.

Or why not a brief burst of capsicum spray?

Steve
27th April 09, 05:56 PM
Or why not a brief burst of capsicum spray?

Yeah, right on his naughty bit! Now that would have been entertaining, I imagine it would at least get him to cover up.

Kein Haar
27th April 09, 05:57 PM
"Ow, stop spraying my dick!"

Antifa
27th April 09, 06:00 PM
Yeah, right on his naughty bit! Now that would have been entertaining, I imagine it would at least get him to cover up.

itty bitty naughty bit

Steve
27th April 09, 06:07 PM
"Ow, stop spraying my dick!"

"Don't spray my dick, bro!"

Equipoise
27th April 09, 06:31 PM
A chokehold (RNC) to knock the fight out of him followed by a handcuffing.
I KNOW he was physically and otherwise repellent, but they WERE wearing disposable gloves.

Or why not a brief burst of capsicum spray?

You can't RNC people. It's considered deadly force. Also, yeah OC would have done the trick or a quick strike to the face. Enough to incap him. Those guys did a poor job of arresting him. This is an over reliance on the Taser.

SFGOON
27th April 09, 08:26 PM
God-dammit, EVERYTHING good is considered deadly force.

The RNC is "Deadly Force."

PIT maneuvers are "Deadly Force."

Bonking people in the head with my Asp is "Deadly Force."

Garroting with my garrote I got through mail-order is "Deadly Force."

Greeting a suspect by firing a round between his feet to let him know who's boss is "Deadly Force."

I know what those cops should have done - soothed the suspect by jerking him off.

HAPPY NOW LIBRULS?!!

Harpy
27th April 09, 08:42 PM
Instead of an 'RNC' can you say you used an upper shoulder/neck restraint from behind?

Goon - what keeps you and your colleagues in the job as political stupidity gains more of a hold over what you can and can't do?

Equipoise
27th April 09, 09:10 PM
Instead of an 'RNC' can you say you used an upper shoulder/neck restraint from behind?

Goon - what keeps you and your colleagues in the job as political stupidity gains more of a hold over what you can and can't do?

Job security.

Also, we still have a lot of leeway to do what we need to do...in Florida anyway. Officers just need to avoid doing stupid shit; especially on camera.

Dark Helmet
27th April 09, 09:25 PM
God-dammit, EVERYTHING good is considered deadly force.

The RNC is "Deadly Force."

PIT maneuvers are "Deadly Force."

Bonking people in the head with my Asp is "Deadly Force."

Garroting with my garrote I got through mail-order is "Deadly Force."

Greeting a suspect by firing a round between his feet to let him know who's boss is "Deadly Force."

I know what those cops should have done - soothed the suspect by jerking him off.

HAPPY NOW LIBRULS?!!
As a centrist--------yes!

Antifa
27th April 09, 09:32 PM
Garroting with my garrote I got through mail-order is "Deadly Force."



Dude. What?

A mail order fucking garrote?

Dude... Home Depot. DIY

SFGOON
27th April 09, 10:49 PM
Instead of an 'RNC' can you say you used an upper shoulder/neck restraint from behind?

Goon - what keeps you and your colleagues in the job as political stupidity gains more of a hold over what you can and can't do?

I get paid $200 per day to shoot guns and practice martial arts and work out. Do you?

Harpy
27th April 09, 10:59 PM
I'm 28, is it too late for me to join the force?

SFGOON
27th April 09, 11:28 PM
I'm 32. I don't know any Ozzie rules and regs. Late 20's early 30's is generally considered a good age to start, as most people are no longer 'tards at that age.

Then again, police work it Australia could involve riding a kangaroo throwing boomerangs at wallabys for all I know. As I imagine your country, most things do.

Harpy
27th April 09, 11:31 PM
I went through a career change crisis about 4 years ago and wanted to enter the police force. My husband was opposed to it (wombat riding can be d34dly) so I got my teaching qualification instead.

SFGOON
27th April 09, 11:36 PM
So you know how to handle asshole kids? Awesome!

That being said, becoming a cop can and will wreck your relationships. It's a lifestyle and if your significant other doesn't like it they generally leave.

My boyfriend says I don't praise his gown designs with the elan I used to...

Harpy
27th April 09, 11:44 PM
Maybe he needs more patches on his gown to catch your attention?

Advice noted :)

Equipoise
28th April 09, 09:41 AM
One thing though, becoming an officer will forever warp your perspective on society....in a bad way.

Fearless Ukemi
28th April 09, 03:06 PM
Did anyone catch the size of his penis?