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Ka-Bar
20th March 09, 08:33 PM
Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs
Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."

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This should be a reminder to all you ladies out there. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Judge not lest ye be judged. Insert cliche here.

HappyOldGuy
20th March 09, 08:57 PM
The dog then appeared to lose interest...

Definetely a boy then.

Tanhalen21
20th March 09, 09:05 PM
YOUR NAME IS TOBY

Steve
20th March 09, 09:08 PM
LOL, +, Tanhalen21.

Wounded Ronin
21st March 09, 12:58 AM
YOUR NAME IS TOBY

Thread won.

Truculent Sheep
21st March 09, 07:28 AM
Adds a whole new meaning to doing it 'Doggy-Style'. 'Bonking The Beagle' should probably enter the web lexicon too.

Then again, she looks a bit 'ruff' and is obviously not 'Best In Show' so probably goes after anything with a stick etc. etc.

SFGOON
21st March 09, 07:47 AM
I have a beagle! They're sniffing dogs, you know.

Sun Wukong
21st March 09, 08:31 AM
wow, this chick is pretty much going to have to move, dye her hair and change names after shit.

Neildo
21st March 09, 01:14 PM
she can dye all she likes but those blond roots go straight into her brain. what a fucking moron.

3moose1
21st March 09, 02:38 PM
Lolololol

People in glass houses shouldn't have sex with dogs.

Wounded Ronin
26th March 09, 06:58 PM
In the above report, shouldn't the term "vulva" be used in place of "vagina"? To be more descriptively correct, I mean.