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fes_fsa
9th February 09, 04:03 PM
i'm surprised nobody has posted anything about this yet....

Octuplets' Grandma: Enough Babies Already!

By Natasha Stoynoff
Originally posted Monday February 02, 2009 01:30 PM EST
The octuplets' labor and delivery team Photo by: APhttp://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090209/octuplet.jpg Mom may know best, but Nadya Suleman – the California woman who gave birth to eight children Jan. 26 (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20255902,00.html) – evidently isn't listening to her own.

Nadya's mother, Angela Suleman, tells the Associated Press that her daughter, 33, is a divorced single parent who already has six other children at home – all conceived by in-vitro fertilization using the same sperm donor. "It can't go on any longer," says Angela.

The babies, born in Bellfower, Calif., near Los Angeles, and new mom are all still in the hospital.

Meanwhile, grandma said she is at the home they share in Whittier, taking care of Nadya's six other children, ages 2 to 7. And she has a message for her daughter: When you get home, it's bye-bye, baby. "I'm going to be gone," says Angela.

Angela Suleman explains that her daughter always wanted children, but had trouble conceiving because of a blocked fallopian tube; hence, the in-vitro – which Angela calls "not the normal way."

Leftover Embryos

She says Nadya had eight leftover frozen embryos from a previous in-vitro session and had them all implanted because she didn't want them destroyed. Later, when given the option to abort some of the resulting fetuses, she refused, according to Angela's account.

Nadya Suleman's "obsession" with children, says her mother, caused Angela to seek help from a therapist, who told her to ask her daughter to leave the house. But Angela backed down. "I didn't want to throw her out," she says.

Now, grandma says the baby boom stops here. "She doesn't have any more [frozen embryos], so it's over now," she said. "It has to be."

Nadya, meanwhile, has a degree in child and adolescent development from California State University, Fullerton, and had been studying for a master's degree in counseling, a college spokesperson told the Long Beach Press-Telegram.
link (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20256308,00.html)

let's allow her to explain her thought process a little here...
l4OCPP1s0xU

let's see... she's unemployed, she lives with her folks, she had 6 other children prior to her current littler, she's choosing to be single...

i dunno about you guys... but this whole thing reeks of entitlement to me....

Fearless Ukemi
9th February 09, 04:18 PM
Are you going to shut it for her?

jubei33
9th February 09, 04:19 PM
she wants to be there for her kids, that's pretty good sentiment. On the other hand, she's all about "how many other people do that?" As if that makes up for the part about her not supporting for her family. Must be great being an only child, getting whatever you want from mommy and daddy. I bet she threw a 'rolling on the ground tantrum' when mom told her to gtfo.

Aaranar
9th February 09, 04:29 PM
I was more shocked when the story broke, and the ever adorable and perky Robin Meade said, "What is she, a clown car?"

fes_fsa
9th February 09, 04:38 PM
she wants to be there for her kids, that's pretty good sentiment. On the other hand, she's all about "how many other people do that?" As if that makes up for the part about her not supporting for her family. Must be great being an only child, getting whatever you want from mommy and daddy. I bet she threw a 'rolling on the ground tantrum' when mom told her to gtfo.

i really hate that my tax dollars are funding this affront to personal responsibility.

i bet she looks down on all us poor idiots who can't afford to take care of 14 children.

Yiktin Voxbane
9th February 09, 04:44 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg

Yiktin Voxbane
9th February 09, 04:44 PM
Also, WHY the fuck is Angelina Jolie-Pitt having Moar baybeez ?

Shawarma
9th February 09, 04:51 PM
She's a pretty weird motherfucker, for one thing.

Kiko
9th February 09, 04:56 PM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/lotsakids.png

Spade: The Real Snake
9th February 09, 05:02 PM
Also, WHY the fuck is Angelina Jolie-Pitt having Moar baybeez ?

She's Gearing up for a Poke-Battle with the Octopussy.

Stick
9th February 09, 06:17 PM
All of her offspring were multpile births.

Crazy bint implanted 8 embryos.

Practically a talking puppy mill.

There's probably a whole fetish community going nuts over this woman and her brood.

Aaranar
9th February 09, 06:39 PM
There's probably a whole fetish community going nuts over this woman and her brood.

The Quiverfulls?

I wonder if she's roman catholic.

HappyOldGuy
9th February 09, 06:59 PM
I guess we found a multi orgasmic (http://www.sociocide.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51814) gal.

fes_fsa
9th February 09, 07:00 PM
Practically a talking puppy mill.
so they implanted the embryos doggystyle?


There's probably a whole fetish community going nuts over this woman and her brood.
i'm looking all over 4chan for some sick fuck who would write some fanfic to this shit.

Steve
9th February 09, 07:21 PM
She says Nadya had eight leftover frozen embryos from a previous in-vitro session and had them all implanted because she didn't want them destroyed.

Destroyed? Was the rent up on her freezer space at the fertility clinic? Why didn't she just take the little guys home and pop 'em into her own freezer if she wanted to keep them that bad (yes, I'm being a bit absurdist, sue me)?

What is the shelf life on an embryo anyways? If you ever wondered, here ya go (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/04/us/04embryo.html?pagewanted=1&_r=3). Also, some interesting options are provided in the article I linked to regarding the "destruction" of frozen embryos by loving parents.

fes_fsa
9th February 09, 07:21 PM
wow.... (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3345524/10/The_Soapies)

Robot Jesus
10th February 09, 01:23 AM
WE ARE DESTRUCTOR

nihilist
10th February 09, 04:43 AM
She's pretty hot. I want her to have my abortions.

Spade: The Real Snake
10th February 09, 11:11 AM
She's pretty hot. I want her to have my abortions.

she won't have them.

you will be paying child support on the 4 sets of triplets she spits out of her gaping lap-maw.

WarPhalange
10th February 09, 12:43 PM
out of her gaping lap-maw.

I wonder if there would be a way she could learn to speak with it.

Feryk
10th February 09, 12:57 PM
That would require more control than she has.

Spade: The Real Snake
10th February 09, 06:39 PM
I wonder if there would be a way she could learn to speak with it.


you would have to close down the fucking slip-n-slide first

nihilist
10th February 09, 07:00 PM
She could smuggle loved ones out of prison by now.

WarPhalange
10th February 09, 10:57 PM
I protest the title of this thread. With all the time that her bergina spends getting aired out, I don't think it would be that smelly.

nihilist
10th February 09, 11:43 PM
With proper technique she could probably do a load of wash in there.

fes_fsa
10th February 09, 11:44 PM
the government should hire her to field an army for them.

WarPhalange
10th February 09, 11:44 PM
With proper technique she could probably do a load of wash in there.

I don't think she'll have much of a choice.

nihilist
11th February 09, 12:37 AM
Since she's having trouble making ends meet she could possibly give guided tours at 10-20$ a pop.
That could turn into real money if she had them go in in groups of ten or fifteen at a time.

Dagon Akujin
11th February 09, 09:47 AM
You know what's really eff'ed up?






She can sue the sperm donar for child support. :*(

Yiktin Voxbane
11th February 09, 09:59 AM
^WTF^

If she did that, i'd demand my sperm back, MY sperm not someone elses . .

fes_fsa
11th February 09, 11:38 AM
You know what's really eff'ed up?






She can sue the sperm donar for child support. :*(

can she? i thought the uniform parentage act was a federal protection against that?

Kiko
11th February 09, 03:23 PM
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-nadya-suleman-litter-size.jpg

jubei33
14th February 09, 04:36 PM
update: according to CNN she's graciously offering to let you give money to help her go to college and pay for her kids (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/02/12/octuplets.mom/index.html).

to be or not to be....a dick

Robot Jesus
14th February 09, 08:36 PM
death threats have caused octomom to go into hideing.



I love 4 chan

nihilist
14th February 09, 08:44 PM
Jolie The Hutt needs to be spayed for her own good.

JingMerchant!
14th February 09, 10:03 PM
update: according to CNN she's graciously offering to let you give money to help her go to college and pay for her kids (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/02/12/octuplets.mom/index.html).

to be or not to be....a dickWhile she's at it, she could always beg in the street....

................................. I wonder if I banged my head, hard and often enough against the table, the world would start to make some FUCKING sense....!

Spade: The Real Snake
15th February 09, 10:30 AM
Here she is blowing some of your California scrath:

manicure:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/13/octomom-gets-nailed/

video games:
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/12/octomom-womb-raider/

jubei33
19th February 09, 10:15 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/02/19/octuplets.foreclosure/index.html

Update: grandma's home will most likely be repossessed as she is ~23,000$ behind in mortgage payments. This is pretty much a disaster..for those kids. Their inept mother will ruin them. The fucking lamprey. It's almost like you have to pay out so she doesn't fuck those kids up.


(CNN) -- The California home where Nadya Suleman plans to raise her 14 children is at risk of foreclosure, CNN affiliate KTLA reported Wednesday.

Los Angeles County property records show a notice of mortgage default was filed Feb. 9 against the home of Suleman's mother, Angela Suleman, the station reported.

Angela Suleman is $23,225 behind in her mortgage payments and the three-bedroom house could be sold at an auction beginning May 5, documents say.

Suleman has said that she was raising her six children in her mother's home and planned to raise her newborn octuplets there.

News of the foreclosure is the latest twist in the tale of Suleman and her children.

Spade: The Real Snake
19th February 09, 10:28 AM
She wouldn't have wanted to use some of her disability settlement to pay for pesky things like a roof over her and her six children's head.

Not when there are pressing matters like collagen injections for the lips and in vitro for eight more fucking kids that one can spend on.

OZZ
19th February 09, 11:44 AM
Goddamn welfare people..If this 'mother' profits by one cent or becomes a celebrity for being an idiot amd having children she cannot provide for it will be sickening and outrageous beyond belief.
Only in America, folks. Only in America.

HappyOldGuy
19th February 09, 12:43 PM
She can probably get a gig as the centerfold for the spelunkers edition of hustler.

fes_fsa
19th February 09, 10:03 PM
She has made a couple hundred grand selling pics to tabloids / etc. She will be alright.

oh good.

does that mean she'll stop accepting money from the gov't?

nihilist
19th February 09, 10:34 PM
I'm fairly sure that the extra income disqualifies the fish-lipped procreature from welfare.

Feryk
20th February 09, 12:28 AM
This year. All bets are off next year, when no one will care anymore.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th February 09, 10:22 AM
In light of this:

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1460550.php/Octomom_shopping_for_million_dollar_home


She is now house hunting for a 1.2 million dollar home....which in California is your typical shanty/shithouse/shotgun shack.....but still.....

She is allowing her grandmother's house go into foreclosure, blowing her 100K+ dollar settlement on amassing more fucking crotchfruit she can't handle and is allowing the State of KALI4NYUAH to pay, what is expected to be, in excess of Five Million dollars in medical bills for her fucking opossums.

All the while collecting her disability, disability on three of her other kids and what will most likely be disability on several of this recent litter as I seriously doubt that eight fucking rats in the same whole were getting sufficient nutrition.

RRRRRGHGHHTHTTHTHHHGGGHHHHH!

Feryk
20th February 09, 10:31 AM
1.2 Mil in California is actually pretty nice right now, from what I hear.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th February 09, 10:33 AM
1.2 Mil in California is actually pretty nice right now, from what I hear.

THEN SHE IS EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOTIC, GREEDY, BREEDING FUCKING WHOOOORRREEEE!!!!!!!!

Feryk
20th February 09, 10:36 AM
Yes. Yes, she is. Unfortunately, you have a state full of them.

Spade: The Real Snake
20th February 09, 10:38 AM
Fuck that shit, I'm in Arizona.

Where the KALI4NYUNZ escape to.

Feryk
20th February 09, 10:44 AM
Ah...always wanted to visit Arizona. I hear Sedona is awesome.

Yiktin Voxbane
20th February 09, 10:57 AM
Surely the Govt. can Enact emergency measures and force this ........ thing ....... to get it's Baby-making-hole SEWN THE FUCK UP !

Robot Jesus
20th February 09, 05:51 PM
well /b/ has forced her into hideing so i guess there is some justice on the internet

The Twitcher
22nd February 09, 06:30 PM
That's fucking selfish! There are too many god damned people in the world already!

Wounded Ronin
22nd February 09, 11:01 PM
I kind of blame the news for making a big deal out of this. They wouldn't interview some random delusional crackhead off the street who masturbates in public. So why Octomom?

Feryk
23rd February 09, 10:23 AM
The crackhead isn't going to cost the state millions.

TheLordHumungus
23rd February 09, 11:55 AM
Yes. Yes, she is. Unfortunately, you have a state full of them.

Utah?

Kiko
14th March 09, 06:16 AM
http://www.knx1070.com/Welcome-to-the-Neighborhood-Octomom/4017554

http://imgsrv.knx1070.com/image/DbGraphic/200903/1195602.jpg

Infamous Nadya Suleman just closed the deal on a house in a neighborhood in Southern California and last night, it was tp'd.


LoL!

fes_fsa
14th March 09, 11:41 AM
she's got all those asses to wipe.

i'm sure they were just being charitable.

Spade: The Real Snake
14th March 09, 11:57 AM
she's got all those asses to wipe.

i'm sure they were just being charitable.

as if she isn't souplining enough.......

nihilist
15th March 09, 08:25 AM
I thought the tissue was for plugging the hog-maw.

Spade: The Real Snake
15th March 09, 10:31 AM
They should have littered her front yard with Turkey Baster Condoms

Zendetta
16th March 09, 07:02 PM
Ia Shub Niggurath!!!

Cullion
16th March 09, 07:06 PM
I knew I could count on you to go there Zendetta

sochin101
16th March 09, 09:00 PM
Ia Shub Niggurath!!!
Did you just call her a black goat? thass racisss!

She's still a few shy of a thousand young, too.
Although with the seemingly lax rules on fertility treatment... who knows?

Zendetta
16th March 09, 09:05 PM
She's still a few shy of a thousand young, too

Gotta give her an "A" for effort.

And a "W" for Whatdafuck?!

fes_fsa
16th March 09, 09:06 PM
and an 's' for shut your smelly vag.

syberia
16th March 09, 10:29 PM
This is so retarded. I mean, who seriously gets up in the morning and thinks "Shit, you know what? Six kids isn't enough to deal with. I want fourteen. Lets have another eight!"

Big families are one thing, i know one with eleven kids (all single births, i think). But they have both parents to support them and have the income to put them all through school, and uni.
Living with your mum? Unemployed? A bit of an idiot? No, fourteen kids is not the way to go.