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RickTheCritic
1st February 09, 01:58 PM
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Wow should I be laughing or crying. I was to young to watch the animated series so I dont know if this is how it should be. I do remember my older brother collecting almost all the action figures and me breaking each one ,oops.

I wont be watching this one.

Aphid Jones
1st February 09, 02:07 PM
"WE DON'T ANSWER TO ANYONE"

I thought G.I. Joe was part of the military.

Also what a pile of shit.

G-Off
1st February 09, 02:31 PM
MICHAEL BAYSPLOSIONS PRESENTSPLODES GIBOOMSPLODE JOEKABLAAM!!!!

KRS90V8BQGo

Odacon
1st February 09, 03:35 PM
Well that were proper crap.

EuropIan
1st February 09, 03:53 PM
CG ninjas.....

Mas
1st February 09, 05:21 PM
:(

Dagon Akujin
1st February 09, 05:48 PM
Yeah.... retarded. They all wear black. Well, except for Storm Shadow. Who looks like an 80's ninja.



http://www.geektyrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/2474739859_d658fd07a1_o.jpg



DESTRO!!! wtf?
http://www.heroestheseries.com/stills/gi-joe-movie-destro.jpg


Scarlett??
http://loot-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/scarlett-gi-joe.jpg

Duke?!? FUCK fuck FUDkc FUCka fuCK!!!!
http://accidentalsexiness.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/gi-joe-movie-2009.jpg

Goat fucking damnnit!!

Dagon Akujin
1st February 09, 05:52 PM
I mean... even Snake Eyes looks like he's just wearing some Under Armor shit. Fuck.

http://www.gijoe-actionforce.co.uk/images/snakeeyes-movie-1.jpg
http://www.hummerguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/snakeyeshummerh2close.jpg


And Baroness? Shit. Not even sexy. Fuck.
http://stylefrizz.com/img/sienna-miller-g-i-joe.jpg

Dagon Akujin
1st February 09, 05:54 PM
WHY GOD FOR GOD'S GOAT FUCKI(NG SAKE!


http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/gi_joe_baroness_storm_shadow_photo.jpg

Doritosaurus Chex
1st February 09, 05:58 PM
I sensed suckage when they got the guy who played the kid in 3rd Rock from the Sun to play Cobra Commander.

Dagon Akujin
1st February 09, 06:00 PM
WHy is it that a fucking cosplay is 100 times better? WtF? WHy? A cosplay that a fan made is 100 times better than fucking Hollywood? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking goats fuck? Why couldn't they just steal this?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BQtOW7ZUlF8/Rf4XvONYgoI/AAAAAAAACSA/CQqNBXr7CEc/s1600/baroness5.jpg

Mas
1st February 09, 06:04 PM
The people who are making this movie as far as I can tell just don't 'get' it.

WarPhalange
1st February 09, 06:21 PM
No, they don't. That's usually how it goes. Someone pitches them something popular, and they don't give a damn about what it is, just the gist of it. "Ninjas, soldiers, explosions." and then they make a movie from it while throwing in buzzwords from the source material.

The shit they are wearing looks so cheap, too, like it was a movie made by the Sci-Fi channel.

EuropIan
1st February 09, 07:26 PM
This will be a great movie to heckle.

Still... CG ninjas

WarPhalange
1st February 09, 07:33 PM
Best CG Ninja scene ever:

-VMEwZY5vJA

EDIT: Sorry. I directly copied the entire URL, instead of just the YT code.

Mas
1st February 09, 08:23 PM
Link isn't working.

Sun Wukong
1st February 09, 09:45 PM
I'm still totally going to watch this.

RickTheCritic
1st February 09, 09:54 PM
The people who are making this movie as far as I can tell just don't 'get' it.

Explain "it" because I never watched series

EuropIan
1st February 09, 09:55 PM
Link isn't working.
It's Grey fox from MGS 1

Mas
1st February 09, 10:25 PM
Explain "it" because I never watched series
GIJoe was a kitchy, campy, and costumey romp, filled with: parachutes, gene-splicing, weather-dominating, and ninja badassery.

Did I mention parachutes?

And slight racism?

Aaranar
1st February 09, 10:28 PM
I never expected much when I heard they were doing the moive. I suppose they really couldn't stick with the different outfits for each G.I. Joe character. At some point it would just be the highly militant village people with ninjas.

Could be worse. They could be remaking Megaforce.

Dark Helmet
1st February 09, 11:12 PM
You know there's already a thread about GI joe and some of you guys posted on it so.........

But I got to say I hated Transformers movie with fiery disdain and yet most of you guys liked it so because of that I'm going to give this film a chance. Even with all the annoying CGI.

ALSO Dagon read this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destro#Fictional_character_biography

SFGOON
1st February 09, 11:24 PM
But I got to say I hated Transformers movie with fiery disdain and yet most of you guys liked it so because of that I'm going to give this film a chance. Even with all the annoying CGI.

ZOMFG!!! TARD!!!

Spade: The Real Snake
1st February 09, 11:27 PM
I sensed suckage when they got the guy who played the kid in 3rd Rock from the Sun to play Cobra Commander.

I actually liked Joseph Gordon Levitt in "The Lookout" and "Brick".

RickTheCritic
2nd February 09, 12:10 AM
GIJoe was a kitchy, campy, and costumey romp, filled with: parachutes, gene-splicing, weather-dominating, and ninja badassery.

Did I mention parachutes?

And slight racism?

So less cliche action movie and more Charlie's Angels

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RickTheCritic
2nd February 09, 12:12 AM
But I got to say I hated Transformers movie with fiery disdain and yet most of you guys liked it so because of that I'm going to give this film a chance. Even with all the annoying CGI.

ALSO Dagon read this.



Atleast the CGI looked good in Transformers

Dark Helmet
2nd February 09, 12:23 AM
You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

SFGOON
2nd February 09, 12:36 AM
But lipstick!

WarPhalange
2nd February 09, 12:46 AM
You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

How fucking sexist of you. I should ban your dumb ass.

Neildo
2nd February 09, 03:40 AM
I'm still totally going to watch this.

I'll go with you. we'll get drunk first. in fact, i propose sneaking in beers.

Truculent Sheep
2nd February 09, 07:44 AM
My woman wants to go because Christopher Ecclestone/Who IX is in it. So I'll have to go as well to mop up her tears afterwards. It looks shit.

Also, am I the only one who thinks this will resemble Team America but with less irony?

Virus
13th February 09, 11:36 PM
I think it will resemble cut-scenes from mid-nineties computer games.

They've got it all wrong. Cobra are supposed to be bright orange.

http://www.violentfix.com/cobra/vipercorps/alleyviperside.jpg

Mas
13th February 09, 11:46 PM
Needs moar parachutes too.

Spade: The Real Snake
14th February 09, 10:02 AM
Needs moar DREADNOKS

Virus
15th February 09, 07:44 PM
Needs moar terrorist faction members dressed up in bird suits and training alligators.

Doritosaurus Chex
15th February 09, 08:22 PM
Needs moar Tomax and Xamot.

Mas
15th February 09, 09:59 PM
Although I've been a fan of the show and comics since I was young, I realized a few months ago that the Tomax is a palindrome for Xamot.

Yeah I know, pathetic.