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RickTheCritic
19th November 08, 07:13 PM
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/gallowwalker/trailer

Speechless, the scary thing is It doesnt look like its a straight to DVD film

EuropIan
19th November 08, 07:44 PM
A movie with Wesley Snipes, where Wesley snipes zombies.


Awesome... This looks cheesy but I'll enjoy anything that reminds me of harrowed from Deadlands

Arhetton
19th November 08, 10:29 PM
:(

mixing genres just for shits and giggles isn't neccessarily a winning formula

WarPhalange
19th November 08, 10:31 PM
Jesus Christ that trailer was so fucking bad.

partyboy
19th November 08, 11:06 PM
I was just saying to myself, "you know... what the hell ever happened to Wesley fucking Snipes? I enjoyed his shenanigans so much in Rising Sun, Demolition Man, Passenger 57, etc."

... I wish I hadn't found this out

Steve
20th November 08, 12:06 AM
Huh, I thought he was in jail.

CoffeeFan
20th November 08, 12:28 AM
That actually looked like it might be enjoyable to watch on TV or rent if you like shoot them up vampire movies

Yiktin Voxbane
20th November 08, 01:18 AM
He got his shiny ass Jailed for tax evasion , of this I am sure .

Neildo
20th November 08, 02:21 AM
Huh, I thought he was in jail.

This is part of his sentence. Having to act in movies his warden writes.

I saw Art of War 2 at blockbuster today. Have you guys seen Art of War 1? FDL6rmxll84

I almost bought it. maybe i'll wait a bit til its like 5.99 instead of 9.99

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hey, a macs. filmed in canada.


goddamn that's some bad kung fu. fuck. i like wesley snipes. goddamn hes in some bad movies.

mrblackmagic
20th November 08, 05:16 AM
I remember I used to celebrate his birthday by quoting lines from his movies.....the entire day.

It was all:

Sit yo five dolla ass down before I make change!

Always bet on black!

Some muthafuckas always tryin to ice skate uphill!

Those were the days. Those were the days.

Steve
20th November 08, 05:49 AM
Oh, back in the day (mega back in the day, the cast looks so old now)...

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Fuck Snipes for leaving comedy (and not commenting with his cast).

Jim_Jude
20th November 08, 06:43 AM
I was just saying to myself, "you know... what the hell ever happened to Wesley fucking Snipes? I enjoyed his shenanigans so much in Rising Sun, Demolition Man, Passenger 57, etc."

... I wish I hadn't found this out

You'd be surprised how many movies have been made that never made it to the theaters. Now, it seems like every single piece of shit made makes it to (at least) DVD...

Hell, with the cost of mass production in some shitty corner of the world, if one of ten distributed dvds get purchased, they're making a profit. Probably less, now that I think about it...

mrblackmagic
20th November 08, 03:13 PM
MPAA doesn't ride your ass as hard either.

TheMightyMcClaw
21st November 08, 01:53 PM
This movie looks awesome.
Henceforth, I can see no reason for any film to not be a Western about zombies.

Jim_Jude
22nd November 08, 05:51 PM
MPAA doesn't ride your ass as hard either.

Hahahaha

Word.




This movie looks awesome.
Henceforth, I can see no reason for any film to not be a Western about zombies.

Henceforth? As in, From Now On???
Can you imagine the Zombie Westerns made by:
Brian De Palma?
Martin Scorsese?
Clint Eastwood?
Tim Burton?
Rob Reiner?
Micheal Mann?
David Fucking Lynch???

Fucking Woody Allen????

WarPhalange
22nd November 08, 05:58 PM
Tim Burton's "Nightmare of the Living Dead Before Christmas"

Or even better, "1001 Arabian Nights of the Living Dead"

Aphid Jones
22nd November 08, 08:03 PM
Or even better, "1001 Arabian Nights of the Living Dead"
Israeli zombies invade Saudi Arabia. It's up to a small group of oppressed Saudi women and palace eunuchs to decapitate the horde.

Rated PG-13 for brief out-of-burka scenes.

cuatro76
30th November 08, 10:59 PM
What's with the comic book panel editing in that trailer? That's how they ruined The Warriors when they released it on DVD a couple years ago.

Shawarma
1st December 08, 06:12 PM
Israeli zombies invade Saudi Arabia. It's up to a small group of oppressed Saudi women and palace eunuchs to decapitate the horde.

Rated PG-13 for brief out-of-burka scenes.
There actually exists a Jew zombie movie about the killed Jews in a death camp exacting horrible vengeance on their nazi tormentors.

Not sure who you should root for in that movie, the zombies or the nazis.

rw4th
3rd December 08, 04:46 PM
What's with the comic book panel editing in that trailer? That's how they ruined The Warriors when they released it on DVD a couple years ago.


They are probably trying to imply that the movie is based on a comic book. I looked at the trailer, seems like garbage that deserve to be next to the latest Steven Seagal flick as a "straight to the $5 bargain bin" release.

EuropIan
3rd December 08, 05:21 PM
:(

mixing genres just for shits and giggles isn't neccessarily a winning formula
Zombie western is awesome..shush

TheMightyMcClaw
16th December 08, 02:54 PM
Hahahaha

Word.





Henceforth? As in, From Now On???
Can you imagine the Zombie Westerns made by:
Brian De Palma?
Martin Scorsese?
Clint Eastwood?
Tim Burton?
Rob Reiner?
Micheal Mann?
David Fucking Lynch???

Fucking Woody Allen????

You forgot Uwe Boll and Guillermo del Toro!
Man, you're right. That would be even more awesome than I imagined.

Spade: The Real Snake
16th December 08, 03:11 PM
Just change the title to Jonah Hex, give Josh Brolin the pink slip and make bank.