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Steve
22nd October 08, 01:20 PM
What the fuck?

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/forstevee/ScreenHunter_01Oct221116.gif


People don't seem to like fish. They're slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you're swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You've done enough damage, buddy. We've got it from here. And we're going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it's time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

Link. (http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/about.asp)

Screw you PETA. I'm going to eat some yummy sea kitten sticks for lunch.

HappyOldGuy
22nd October 08, 01:21 PM
Dead sea kitten is good for your heart.

You should murder sea kitten at least three times a week.

Kiko
22nd October 08, 02:27 PM
This belongs in NOM NOM NOM!!! Dammit!!

also...

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/shrimp-fcks-cabbage.jpg?w=513&h=387

Shawarma
22nd October 08, 04:46 PM
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-shark-cat-0YB.jpg

Steve
22nd October 08, 04:50 PM
Yeah, I'd fucking harpoon the shit out of that thing.

This is what happens if you let those sea kittens grow to adulthood. We MUST slaughter them when they are young, can't have these terrors loose in the oceans...

Zendetta
22nd October 08, 07:13 PM
Goddam, Shawarma!

PLEASE post that on some PETA boards.

Aphid Jones
22nd October 08, 07:47 PM
I'd totally buy a brand of Fish Oil that adopted the name.

Tanhalen21
23rd October 08, 03:59 AM
If you call fish seakittens then what would you call a catfish?

Steve
23rd October 08, 04:25 AM
Email PETA now.

Aphid Jones
23rd October 08, 09:17 AM
If you call fish seakittens then what would you call a catfish?

an adult sea kitten.

Kiko
23rd October 08, 02:45 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-cats-wait-by-fishing-boat.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-pleased-by-your-offering.jpg

Robot Jesus
25th October 08, 03:53 AM
i ate a whole fish for dinner.


i stared it in the eye while i eated it

Steve
15th January 09, 10:24 PM
They're still at it....

PETA Asks PBAU To Change Mascot Name
Letter To President Urges School To Change Sailfish Mascot To Sea Kitten


http://images.ibsys.com/2009/0114//18481513_200X150.jpgPALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - The animal-rights organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking Palm Beach Atlantic University to change the name of its athletic mascot.

In a letter sent Wednesday to PBAU President Dr. David Clark, PETA urged the school to change its mascot from the Sailfish to Sea Kitten "to reflect the gentle nature of its current marine namesake."

The suggested name change is meant to promote empathy for fish and other marine animals, PETA said in a news release.

"If Sailfish became Sea Kitten and everyone in town started calling fish sea kittens, fewer of these gentle animals would be violently killed for food, painfully hooked for sport or cruelly confined to aquariums," said PETA's "Save the Sea Kittens" campaign coordinator Ashley Byrne. "Colleges strive for achievements in academics and sports, so why not add compassion to the list?"

A PBAU spokeswoman said the school would not comment about such a "ridiculous" request.

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Link. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28661285/)

LOL.

Tanhalen21
15th January 09, 11:11 PM
PETA is officially a trolling organization

Zendetta
16th January 09, 03:25 PM
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-shark-cat-0YB.jpg

Seriously, Fuck Peta.

Some Counter-Memegineering is in order for this Sea-Kittens Bullshit.

Robot Jesus
16th January 09, 04:08 PM
I don't know about you, but I'm having land fish for dinner.

EuropIan
16th January 09, 05:28 PM
Dear PETA, stop being insane.
-sincerely
Ian

Toby Christensen
17th January 09, 02:13 AM
PETA-

I respect your right to eat what you want. Please respect my right to do likewise.
I also call upon you to stop the insidiousness that is tofu from spreading any further. The Chinese must realise that the joke stopped being funny ages ago.

Also, Pamela Anderson is a spokeswoman for your organisation. Enough said.

Steve
17th January 09, 03:11 AM
Dear PETA,

I have no food. Would you give me some money to buy some food?

Thanks,

-pick a third world country

Toby Christensen
17th January 09, 03:19 AM
You cunning bastard...

Give it to the Sudanese. They'll use it to buy cattle.

Steve
17th January 09, 03:29 AM
I'd prefer that they would buy food.

Having no food doesn't equal buying a resource that makes food. I'm talking about starving people.

bob
17th January 09, 03:39 AM
.

Also, Pamela Anderson is a spokeswoman for your organisation. Enough said.

Pamela believes you should be vegan and not consume animal products like milk. She's fine with silicone shakes though.

Toby Christensen
17th January 09, 03:42 AM
I'd prefer that they would buy food.

Having no food doesn't equal buying a resource that makes food. I'm talking about starving people.

Those people will have Bessie the cow slaughtered and processed into delicately DELICATELY spiced beef before PETA can blink. No real refrigeration means they have to do it.

Plus cattle are currency for dowries.

Steve
17th January 09, 03:57 AM
Those people will have Bessie the cow slaughtered and processed into delicately DELICATELY spiced beef before PETA can blink. No real refrigeration means they have to do it.

Plus cattle are currency for dowries.

Do you not understand my point that PETA could be spending its money in other, more direct, ways?

Toby Christensen
17th January 09, 04:10 AM
Yes, but everybody loves a literalist.

Steve
17th January 09, 04:14 AM
Yup, they love them so much that it turns to hate.

Do you have anything that you hope for?

Toby Christensen
17th January 09, 04:20 AM
Hmm, oh a scientific moral and cultural renaissance actually.

A bit much I know...

Steve
17th January 09, 04:35 AM
You could start with being a nice guy.

Toby Christensen
17th January 09, 05:58 PM
Me?! I'm a fucking SWEETHEART.

Ask the people I haven't bitchslapped, choked out or yelled down the phone at (in the latter case people who pissed me off even decades before)

Ask yourself: Why would a not-nice guy be concerned with life extension for people with worse circumstances than his own?